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Criminal prosecutions against those implicated in the Hillsborough disaster are looking increasingly likely after South Yorkshire’s chief constable said police officers who engaged in a cover-up should face charges.

The damning report by the Hillsborough Independent Panel exposed the full extent of police failings that led to the tragedy and their subsequent attempts to shift the blame on to the 96 victims who died. The report found that 164 police statements were altered, 116 of them removed or

altered “unfavourable” comments about the policing of the match and unfolding disaster. David Crompton, who was appointed chief constable of South Yorkshire Police in April, said the issue of criminal responsibility for the changing of statements was the same as in any other

situation. “If someone has falsified something and breaches the criminal law then, that applies to anybody, whether it’s in relation to Hillsborough or anything else. They should face prosecution, let’s be clear about it,” he said.

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Liverpool-born shadow health secretary Andy Burnham, who was instrumental in the creation of the panel, said the role of serving police officers implicated in the report must be investigated further. “There now has to be a process of investigation into what they did, what they knew, what they ordered, and where accountability lies,” he said. Sir Norman Bettison, chief constable of West Yorkshire Police who was the most senior serving officer involved in the discredited South Yorkshire Police investigation after the Hillsborough disaster, said he welcomed the disclosure of all the facts “because I have absolutely nothing to hide. I never altered a statement nor asked for one to be altered,” he said in a statement. MP Keith Vaz, chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee, has written to Home Secretary Theresa May, Sir Norman and Mr Crompton about the report. He said: “It is of the upmost importance that we know when and how the investigations into these shocking police issues will commence and who will be doing the investigating.” The families of the Liverpool fans killed 23 years ago have started studying the contents of the report and pledged to carry on their fight by pursuing criminal prosecutions against those who they said should “hang their heads in shame”. Relatives of the victims, largely represented by the Hillsborough Families Support Group, will meet in the coming days to discuss how they take matters further. One of their first steps will be to start the process of overturning the inquest verdicts of accidental death, which is already being considered by the Attorney General, Dominic Grieve. He is likely to ask for further representations - mainly from the families involved - and also speak to legal experts. An application to the High Court for a fresh inquest could take weeks or months. Margaret Aspinall, chairwoman of the Hillsborough Families Support Group, said the verdicts of accidental death were a “disgrace”. They were a mockery and the system should be ashamed of itself. The fight will go on,” she said. Support group president, Trevor Hicks, who lost two daughters at Hillsborough, also said they would now press for

criminal action against those involved in the disaster. He said the report disclosed shocking “depths of depravity” in the way the police tried to blame the fans after the disaster. The Football Association commended the Hillsborough Independent Panel for its “exhaustive and professional work” and highlighted the improvement to safety at grounds since the disaster. “The FA reiterates its deep and on-going sadness at the dreadful events that unfolded on 15 April 1989,” a statement said. “The organisation’s thoughts at this time remains with the families of all those who lost their lives in such terrible circumstances, as well as everyone connected with the city of Liverpool. “The FA and English football has changed immeasurably, and has learnt many lessons in the last 23 years. Through advancements in safety and investment in facilities English football is now a much safer, more welcoming

environment for supporters.” In light of the report, The Sun newspaper has printed a front page apology for its role in the Hillsborough tragedy, under the headline ‘The Real

Truth’, saying it was “deeply ashamed and profoundly sorry”. Just days after the disaster, it published a notorious front page headline, ‘The Truth’, reporting the police’s version of events.

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EditorialIs it me, or have the days got a tiny bit cooler? I used to be one of those people who said it could never be too hot. May I now take that back? The past few weeks, has it really only been weeks, the weather has been ridiculously hot. I am aware we live on a tropical island, but seriously, enough already. Please, please, please can we have some rain now? I know most of you will have heard some way or another about

the dreadful story of Vela, the German shepherd brutally abused by her owner. Thankfully he has been thrown into prison, albeit for only three months and had to pay out thousands of Euros to the vets that had to treat her. I can’t be the only one who is delighted that animal abuse is finally being taken seriously here. When I moved here ten years ago, I questioned why so many owners treated their “pets” so badly. I was told that some people treated their animals as possessions and could do with

them what they liked. This meant that they could lock them outside on balconies all day in the heat and sunshine with not an ounce of shade or water, exercise was never given a thought no matter how large the animal. Perhaps now that someone has been imprisoned people will realise that, as the old adage goes, animals have rights too. Ok, rant over, wishing you all a very good, and slightly cooler week!

See you all next week,

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Lorna Eade

Floral tributes left for the victims of Hillsborough

Desperate to escape

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Narcotics Group officers from the Brigade of the Judicial Police of the South Precinct have arrested a foreign national at his home, after it was discovered he had more than a hundred marijuana plants, some of which are more than five feet tall. It is thought he cultivated the plants at his house in Armeñime. A large deployment of police arrived in the main square, next to the church, shortly after one o’clock in the afternoon. National Police officers arrested the occupant of the third floor of Gustavo Adolfo Becker Street.

The lack of rain and consequent drought could be the cause of the low number of giant lizards born this year on El Hierro. The lizard, an endangered species, has had the lowest number of births recorded compared to previous years. This year only 24 have been born in the breeding centre in the Valley of the Gulf, although Michel Angel Acosta, director of the Environment of the Cabildo of El Hierro, said that there are thirteen eggs still not hatched. The specimens that were born this year will be transferred shortly to new centre facilities specially built for the reintroduction of the giant lizard to El Hierro

This week marks the 6 months anniversary since an elderly couple were reported as missing in Gran Canaria. The couple were last seen on March 6, 2012 in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria at about 6pm. They have been named as Antonio Quesada and Ana Maria Artiles, both disappeared about 6:00 pm on March 6, last seen in the area of Guanarteme, the capital of Gran Canaria. It was a relative who raised the alarm with National Police. The missing woman is quoted to have had a hip replacement and the man a transplanted kidney and is also diabetic, so he needs insulin. At the time of the disappearance, the man wore beige pants and a blue shirt and the woman was wearing a blue tracksuit.

Local Police in Santa Cruz arrested a 29-year-old man for an alleged case of domestic violence, but then had to arrest the victim as well. Police were called in after several taxi drivers reported seeing a couple causing damage to a tram stop in calle Ángel Guimerá. Officers arrived on the scene and found the man had turned on his 24-year-old girlfriend, grabbing her by the neck, hitting her several times and then snatched her bag and throwing it on the ground. The police intervened, but to the surprise of the officers, the woman then lunged at the policemen who had hold of the detainee, giving the officer several blows and kicks and telling him to “let the man go”. The battling couple were taken away – in separate squad cars.

Intercity Transport Workers of Tenerife, SA (Titsa) have been invited to participate in three days of strike 7:00 to 9:00 pm and from 18:00 to 21:00 hours on 24th, 26th and 28th, Monday, Wednesday and Friday of the last week in September. The strike is due to the fact that workers have been asked to cut their working hours , they also failed to receive their promised Christmas Bonus. Titsa have stated that the cuts will save the company 6 million Euros and ensure the safety of 117 jobs.

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Puerto Colon lightsTHE bridge of Puerto Colon has become a tourist attraction in its own right. a 270 kilometre cable tube of lED lights adorns more than twenty meters of the marina bridge. Unique in Spain, it is the work of Tom Kunde, his company, lED Europa is based in the south of Tenerife, and he is well used to challenges of this kind. He is also responsible for the lights in Plaza del Duque, one of the coolest areas in the South. Kunde, of German origin, works with his partner in San Eugenio (Costa Adeje) and ensures that the lighting will add a different appeal to what is normally seen in the south of the island. Basically the bridge in Puerto Colon has digital tubes connected to a server that provides a lighting program from 9.00pm until

midnight. This program allows you to change to twelve different lighting effects, something unthinkable a few years ago. “We are open to other proposals on the island, such as buildings, which may work with this system,” says Kunde. “We wanted something special you could see from the Port and thought this

would be a good idea.” Puerto Colón, which houses many pleasure boats, and boasts a yacht club that bears its name, has several nearby restaurants and other businesses who have expressed their satisfaction with this new night attraction and hopes it will encourage visitors to the area.

Over 37,000 Canarians leave due to crisis

THE rate of unemployment in the Canary islands, the second highest in Spain, where 52% of young people are unemployed, has forced thousands to seek work outside Canary islands, preferably in countries in Europe including Britain, Germany and France, but also australia, Brazil, mexico or the United States. Since the beginning of the economic crisis, whose impact began to be felt in 2008, a total of 37,086 have left the Archipelago in their quest to find a job outside the Spanish borders. The Canary Islands are at the top of the list of all the regions for the number of people who have gone out of their homeland to find work during the last four years. Islanders living abroad have increased by 51, 5% since late 2007. In the first

half of the year, some 6,063 people living in the Canary Islands, of which 2,205 were Spanish and 3,858 foreign nationals left the Islands. According to the Spanish Electoral Roll Abroad (CERA) in 2008 1,201,433 Spanish adults lived outside Spain. Four years later, this figure rises to 1,509,333,

representing an increase of 25.6%, 307,900 Spanish workers have packed their suitcases to find work abroad. Those who have decided to pack up and leave the country are, for the most part, young people between 25 and 35 years of age, with advanced degrees or are highly qualified, fluent in one or

two languages and have no dependents. A recent study by The Network, an international alliance of job portals and HR companies formed by 124 firms, has surveyed over three thousand Spanish. 30% of them are willing to migrate to find work. The figure rises to 57% among the population with higher education.

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Fast & Furious latest?aS some of you may be aware, our island is once again host to Hollywood as the latest instalment of “The Fast and the Furious” street racing movie series, began prepping for filming on location here. Filming began in July in London and also at Shepperton studios, doubling for Piccadilly Circus after director Justin Lin was denied permission to blow up an oil tanker at the famous landmark! Tax benefits seem to be the main reason for filming here as originally it was intending to film near Marseilles but due to tax rebates, filming here could

save the production a cool $20 million!! So does this mean our island is doubling for French locations? Little is known about the plot, except several of the actors and film makers involved have indicated that this instalment will move away from the “street racing” plots of its predecessors and move toward a traditional “heist” movie, more like “The Italian Job” type films, in an attempt to widen the appeal from just petrolheads. Also, much like our last blockbuster guests from “Clash” and “Wrath Of The Titans”, the crews may very well be back soon as “Furious 7” is a continuation of the same story and was initially planned to be a

“back to back” production. The movie’s stars are currently filming in London and main protagonist Vin Diesel recently released a picture

on his twitter page, it is not known if the stars Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will be filming very much on the island, it may be

mainly racing and stunt scenes that are filmed. Most of the filming is expected to be around Santa Cruz and Puerto De La Cruz.

ryanair in Flight ScareiriSH airline ryanair has reported that a flight bound for Gran Canaria had to return to Barajas airport about 40 minutes after taking off, after suffering a loss of cabin pressure. The incident triggered memories of the accident, four years ago, when a Spanair jet crashed, killing 154 people. it was on the same route as this latest incident. The company confirmed that an aircraft had suffered a depressurization and the pilots made the usual procedures for such cases: “It began a controlled descent of the aircraft to the appropriate height,” said Ryanair. On its return to Madrid airport, the plane landed normally and the passengers were taken back into the terminal. A new aircraft was scheduled to cover the route that took off from Barajas at 11.22 hours (local time) and arrived at Gando airport, Gran Canaria at 12.52 am.

Before being placed on the new flight, several passengers complained of suffering from severe pain in ears and head. Some even claimed to have slight bleeding due to sudden pressure drop experienced and more than a dozen had to be treated by the medical service at Barajas airport After receiving medical attention, not all the passengers wanted to fly to Gran Canaria in the second plane, fear and mistrust made 20 travellers to stay in Madrid, it is claimed that there was “an obvious burning smell” during the incident. This

has not been confirmed by the Company. Earlier in the week Ryanair also reported that one of their flights from Leeds requested priority landing in Lanzarote for lack of fuel. The Development Ministry will determine whether these incidents are a direct result of some kind of “bad practice” in aviation security protocols, in which case sanctions would be taken against the airline, according to ministry sources confirmed yesterday. Currently there are three open disciplinary proceedings pending against Ryanair.

On October 13th 2012 the adeje municipal Stadium will host the first edition of adeje Ocean Festival, a spectacular event that brings together a line-up of international top artists, and resident D.J’s. With more than 12 hours of uninterrupted music, 300,000 watts of lights and sound and a spectacular audio-visual show, performances from over 10 artists, you will not stop dancing!

The OCEAN FESTIVAL gives you the chance to spend a long weekend in an extraordinary place, where October is still summer, on a magnificent beach with the sun and good company. Featuring Yves V, Miss Nine, Cristian Varela, Dj Chus, Uner, Jacobo Padilla, Jonay Amador, Leon Cormack, Darius, Crazy ... You can even win tickets to the Ocean Festival. For more information visit the ticketmaster website www.ticketmaster.es

Ocean Festival in adeje

Picture taken at the “Secret” storage area in the south

Gold for TenerifeTHE London 2012 Paralympic Games concluded with a brilliant result for one Tenerife athlete. Swimmer Michelle Alonso was one of the big winners getting a gold medal in the 100m breaststroke and setting a new world record.

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THE head of the Criminal Court in Santa Cruz, Tenerife has issued a landmark decision in the archipelago as a man was convicted of mistreating an animal. In the ruling, which has only just been made public, the magistrate judge condemned an octogenarian to a term of three months in prison and to pay compensation to the two vets who attended Vela, a female German Shepherd who was found on May 4, 2007 in a dumpster near a farm in Las Cañadas, in the municipality of Guimaras with multiple wounds. The magistrate judge found that the owner was

the perpetrator of abuse to a pet as defined in article 337 of the Penal Code and sentenced him to three months’ imprisonment and the payment of compensation to the Noah’s Ark veterinary clinic, of 5,739.72 Euros, and the vet centre Gallega with 276.70 Euros. As outlined during the trial, the defendant left the dog after causing multiple injuries to her back, legs, ears and head with a skewer and then sprayed her with a caustic substance that burned her skin. The defendant, at trial denied mistreating the animal that a friend had given him and only admitted that he had “fed her.”

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THE few crops of Canary potatoes that have survived the Guatemalan moth, which came to Tenerife 13 years ago, will cost three times as much because of the damage that the pest is causing to crops, especially in the north of the island, representatives of associations and agricultural cooperatives have warned. Medianías Cooperative, which consists of horticulturists San Juan de la Rambla and some neighbouring towns states that the company has shrunk from 600,000 kilos production in 2011 to only 200,000 kilos of potatoes this year. More than half of the production has been lost and some farmers have even lost seeds collected in previous years because of this pest. The president of the Cooperative Medianías, Alfonso Peraza, warned that the consequences of this insect are “very serious”. Of the 500,000 kilos of potatoes harvested this year, “300,000 have failed because they are infected, and of the 200,000 that appeared to be in good condition, there is also a percentage affected,” he said. “The Papa will cost three times as

much as usual.” The regional secretary of the Union of Small Farmers and Ranchers (UPA), Mario School, and his counterpart in the umbrella organization of Farmers Organizations in Tenerife (COAG), Miguel Lopez, also expressed concern about the effects of the Guatemalan moth on crops north of the island. Both also indicated that there are virtually

no local potatoes in the market place, so that before long “it will triple the cost of a kilo, and is increasingly expensive,” said COAG representative. Miguel Lopez estimated that farmers have lost up to 60% of production because of the insect. The main reasons that the moth has been able to devastate such large number crops are drought and heat, because rain hampers

egg laying and slows down reproduction. Recent higher temperatures and lack of rainfall means that the pest has spread rapidly. Added to this there is a shortage of water for irrigated crops. “There is no water and some farmers are saying that some pools are closed for days, others have kept the reserves to a minimum and that stored water can poison the earth.

There are so many problems that “many farmers are hesitant to plant their seeds and others have gone for days without being able to irrigate their crops because they had no water,” said Peraza, It is clear is that more drought means more parasites affecting the fields.” “We must find a solution, we have to fight the moth with natural products.” To fight the Guatemalan moth and seek solutions to the water shortage, the City of San Juan de la Rambla has created the Task Force, an organization of about 13 farmers in order to share information, seek solutions for all farmers on the island. The Cabildo of Tenerife recommends harvesting the crop and removing the potato field affected by this bug, as it could become a source of contamination for the next harvest season. To help affected farmers the Corporation Island and municipalities have distributed various containers for damaged kernels. The waste collected is taken to the Environmental Complex Arico. The head of the Agriculture of the Cabildo, Domingo Rios, also reported that they are offering free traps for moths. Because they are made with water, insects get trapped in the bottles. In total, the Corporation has more than 10,000 stocks to distribute.

Three months PrisonFor Dog abuse

Potatoes set totriple in price

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THE Santa Cruz Socioeconomic Observatory has estimated that in the first half of 2012, tourism spending in the city by tourists and cruise passengers totalled 48,194,167 euros - an increase of 4.2% over the same period last year. According to the report, tourist spending in the first half of 2011 was estimated at 45,052,906 Euros. This increase is calculated from the average expenditure per tourist per day in the period of 2012, which is estimated to be around 40.71 Euros, while last year it was only 39.07 Euros. The Company also reported that development this year in the number of tourists arriving in Santa Cruz has increased compared to the same period over the previous year. Tourists arriving until last May at Santa Cruz were 351,260, while in the same period last year 306,522 tourists visited Tenerife’s capital, an increase of 14.6%. Meanwhile, the number of tourists staying in the town also has also increased by 11.4% over the first half of last year. Between January and June 2011 the number registered was 79,577 tourists, while in the same period this year the numbers increased to 88,635.

The Vice Mayor and CEO of the Development Corporation of Santa Cruz, Julio Perez, said that “Even if estimates are confirmed Santa Cruz could bet on tourism as a source of improvement in the economy of the city.” Perez said,

“Therefore, it is very important to be sure that it is right and so make the right choice of appropriate strategies.” He added that “Tourism is one strategy and Santa Cruz is a good tourism product, as confirmed by the report.”

Santa Cruz Tourism Figures increase


FOUr hikers from la laguna had to be rescued by a helicopter Emergency and rescue Group after they had been lost in the mountains of anaga. Carlos aranda, 41, and his girlfriend maria luisa, 31, his son Kevin, 15, and his nephew, William, 14, left Chamorga on Thursday at 12:30. They wanted to go to the beach but got lost. a relative reported them missing, a helicopter search was launched and they were rescued unharmed from a beach north of the roque de antequera. Carlos Aranda said he parked his car at the cemetery Chamorga and started out with his friends on a path with a sign that indicated that at 3.5 km they would be on the beach. However they reached a fork and were unsure which direction to head in. “We were wrong because there were several roads and there was no sign” said They finally reached the coast and enjoyed an afternoon of sun and sand, but decided to return by a different route. “I knew the Antequera area because I had previously gone by boat, but never on foot. The problem was that we went into a ravine and ended up on a goat path so

steep that it seemed too dangerous to go up,” said Aranda. There was no signal on any of the mobile phones they had with them and seeing that it was getting dark, they decided to find a place to shelter overnight. “It was very dark and all I could hear in the distance was the sound of the goats,” said Maria Luisa. The only food they had with them was three loaves of bread and a bottle of soda. “At dawn we returned to the coast to see if low tide would allow us to go from the cove where we were to Playa de Antequera” Meanwhile the emergency services had been alerted about the disappearance and the local police in Santa Cruz, located the car, a Renault Express parked at Aranda. After finding the vehicle they worked with the emergency services and, after nearly two hours of searching eventually found the group. “It was awesome because we did not think anyone would be able to find us unless we were in the middle of the beach,” said Carlos Aranda. After confirming that they were all fit and well, and feeding them yogurt, the GES helicopter took them to the airport of Los Rodeos, from where they managed to find their way home.

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“The World’s Biggest Coffee

morning”THE Wednesday Club have signed up to be part of the World’s Biggest Coffee morning on Wednesday 26th. September to raise money for the macmillan Cancer Support. The club, who normally meet in Los Cristianos, will be changing their venue this month and will meet in Starlights Bar, Coral Mar Square, Costa del Silencio to hold this special event.As well as coffee/tea and home-made cakes, there will be a Bingo session, Teddy Tombola, Raffles

and a White Elephant Stall. The aim is to raise as much as possible to support Macmillan Nurses, who we all know do a magnificent job supporting cancer

sufferers and their families. The fun begins at 11.00 for two hours and all are welcome. For more information contact Edna 629 487 090

Binter launches new route

airlinE BinterCanarias has launched a new route between Gran Canaria and Cape Verde, which reinforces the expansion of its business to africa that began in 2005 with flights to morocco and Western Sahara. The Canary Islands airline will fly twice a week (Tuesdays and Fridays) from Gando International Airport in Gran Canaria to “Nelson Mandela” of Praia on the island of Santiago, in two hours and 40 minutes. Director of communication of BinterCanarias, Noelia Curbelo, explained that

this new route responds to the strategy of the company to diversify its activities to international destinations and is designed to provide a bridge to Cape Verde, which can be used from the main Spanish and European cities through

the airport of Gran Canaria. Located in front of Senegal, Cape Verde offers many possibilities both for tourism and for business. Over fifty of Canary Islands businesses have already established activity in Cape Verde.

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Central Park in arona

THE central park of Arona, between Los Cristianos and Playa de las Americas, is already a reality and has now been inaugurated by the Deputy Minister of tourism of the Canary Islands Government, Ricardo Fernandez, along with Director General of Tourist Infrastructure, Miguel Cabrera, and the Mayor of Arona, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reverón. It is a work that was carried out in two phases and whose budget reached nearly 1.4 million euros. The works have created several garden areas, as well as leisure facilities and a children’s area.“Residents of this area now have a large space primarily for leisure and free time,” said Ricardo Fernández de la Puente during his speech.

“The new complex is set as an ideal space for family entertainment”, the Mayor of Arona, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reveron said, and who also stressed that “the new park opens up a new recreation point for tourists and residents”. The President of the local Corporation stated that the central park of Arona “is located in a strategic point between Los Cristianos and Playa de las Americas, where you can find hotels

and residential areas”. In the Bay of Las Galletas the local Government in conjunction with the Red Cross and divers, carried out recently a campaign initiative, cleaning up over 600 kilos of rubbish. The Councillor for environment of Arona, Antonio Sosa, states that “this type of action is essential for the locals, and raises awareness to prevent the deterioration of our natural spaces”.

Dear Barry,Your ‘Ka nom pang na moo’ brought back many lovely memories of the four years we lived in Thailand, but I cannot let this one go! You should be encouraging folks to never buy from street vendors, Not encouraging them to do so! Where do the street vendors wash their hands after relieving themselves against walls or on street corners? Answer they do not ............. any decent Hotel or similar establishment refuses them entrance. So if ‘tourists’ do not want ‘funny tummies’ leave the vendors to the locals. This is the only way the cleanliness message will get across to these lovely people. Locals are well used to tummy bugs as most delicacies in Thailand include ‘Pan fried Cockroaches, indeed all kinds of Bugs .. some are even dipped in Chocolate! Certainly not the type of dish most tourist tummies could cope with and/or adapt to. We know a lovely Thai family with a restaurant in Chaweng, Koh Samui, who could not understand why tourists did not frequent their restaurant. The toilets ......... and believe me I am broad minded ..... They were straight out of a horror story! I shall not even begin to describe them, let your imagination run wild ......... You got it?So we informed them, if you want tourists to spend their Thai Baht you must install new, clean toilets. They did and what a difference it made to their trade. Motto: If you want folks to use and see the delights of Thailand, cater for them; After all, you need them!For the folks here in Tenerife, please do try the lovely recipe, it’s cheap and nourishing (Pork being very reasonably priced). Barry, any further Thai recipes would be great. Here’s to your cooking page!Sincerely - Diana Rossall - By Email

Dear Diana,Many thanks for your kind email, and it is brilliant to hear people’s comments and suggestions! I strongly agree that cleanliness is always an issue in any form of catering establishment whether it be a 5 star hotel, takeaway, small independent cafe or even a street vendor. I for one am very picky about where I eat, and I also have a funny crazy rule that if the establishment has pictures of their dishes on their menu then simply - leave it alone! I have to say I agree and understand what you are saying in your email. Toilets are always something that tells you a lot about the business - let’s face it- if they can’t clean them; what will the kitchen be like?? Whenever I travel I ALWAYS try the local cuisine, whether be it from a street vendor or in a fine restaurant. Street vendors in Thailand are, as you well know the main places where Thai people eat daily. I have many friends over there and every time I go they are always buying food from the street and sitting down in groups sharing what they have. I do believe that this is sometimes the best, tastiest and cheapest way of trying out the local delicacies. If it’s good enough for them, then it’s good enough for me! With restaurants that cater for the tourist, flavours and spices are often weakened to try and adapt to the international traveller. As you will know from spending

four years in the beautiful country, there is so much choice on offer on every street and corner of Thailand. I do hope you feel that I wasn’t trying to encourage people to eat from street vendors, as I was just trying to share a magnificent recipe that was shared with me by some wonderful Thai friends. It should always be people’s choice if they wanted to dine on the roadside, whether it is in Thailand, Indonesia, or anywhere else in the world come to think of it! (Even in the UK!) - Some people do have very hardy tummies and some have very weak ones. I do have to secretly admit to you that once I was in Bangkok, was dining with some friends when the waiter gave us (what I thought was a tray of nuts, the lighting was very dim!). Whilst talking after dinner and drinking our liquors realised we were eating fried insects! I can admit I have tried it!!! But dipped in chocolate, or go and buy 4oz from the street vendor - in your dreams! Last April I was staying at the Amari Watergate in Bangkok (Prathunam) on the way back from Koh Samui. The day we left we had a lovely hearty meal in the luxury hotel. Within hours I was extremely poorly, (just in time for my night flight back to Madrid!) I ended up in Candelaria upon arrival in Tenerife, and was diagnosed with severe food poisoning. It just goes to show that regardless of where you eat, you can fall poorly from food contamination! I hope this email reaches you in good stead, and hope you continue to enjoy the column in the future, there’s lots of exciting things going in throughout the next few weeks, and if there is a special recipe that you would like to share with us, then please do not hesitate to get back in touch. Ps. I will pop some more Thai ideas in soon!Kindest regardsBarry (Pugh’s Pantry!)Received in response to John Sharples article about Diana in last week’s Tenerife Weekly I was interested to read John Sharples piece about Princess Diana. On that very day I was managing a team of top athletes taking part in a 10Km road race in Derbyshire. I was looking forward to meeting my friend the Welsh Team Manager & his talented athletes and couldn’t understand why there were late. On arrival I say Mel and said “you’re a bit late”. His reply “ Maurice haven’t you heard the Princess of Wales is dead and my team & I are grief stricken”. I had not switched on my radio so I didn’t know. I have never forgotten that moment. We considered whether or not the race should take place but my Welsh friend said “Yes we must Maurice - it’s what the Princess would have wished”. We had a long respectful silence before the race started - it was eerie and so dreadfully sad. After the race I said goodbye to my Welsh friends who were so profoundly upset. Like many others I shed tears on that day and again when watching the funeral on TV. Despite all that has been said & written she was for me the very image of what a Princess should be: young, beautiful & glamorous. She had an amazing link with ordinary people both well and unwell.Maurice Ault

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SPaniSH actress Penelope Cruz is quoted as saying that she plans to produce at least two

films a year in her homeland to create jobs amid sky-high unemployment. She says in an interview published in italian daily la Stampa “i want to bring jobs to my people ... i’ll use my privileged position. it’s what interests me the most right now. i know it’s a grain of sand in the desert, but it’s a responsibility i think i have,” Cruz said. “i’ll produce a couple of films a year. it is a way to give work to hundreds of people. it’s a set idea i have.” Cruz, winner of a best-supporting actress Oscar for her role as an unstable artist in Woody Allen’s 2008 comedy-drama “Vicky Cristina Barcelona,” said she has worked hard but also has had a lot of opportunities in life. The talents of “an entire generation of highly trained

young people” are being wasted, Cruz said, adding that though they have lots to offer there is nothing for them to do but “bang their heads against the wall or go out in the street and protest.” “The disaster in Spain is visible to everyone, but I also think about what’s happening in Syria or Africa. It’s unacceptable, painful and sad. Like Robert Redford said, today the world’s not a good place,” Cruz said. Regarding the global economic slowdown, the actress said the decisions governments have adopted to solve the problem “are wrong-headed and are creating more and more desperation.”Referring specifically to Spain, she said only that she is in “total disagreement” with the policies of conservative Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy’s administration. Spain’s economy has been battered in recent years by the collapse of a massive real-estate bubble in the context of the 2008-2009 global recessions. The country also is seeking to bring its budget deficit as a percentage of gross domestic product into line with European Union mandates. The Rajoy government has opted for a series of austerity measures since taking

office last December, arguing that fulfilling the deficit objective is the first step out of the crisis. Those m e a s u r e s have been harshly criticized by unions and sparked massive street protests. Cruz, best known for her work with Allen and Spanish filmmaker Pedro Almodovar, most recently finished filming “Venuto al mondo” (Twice Born), an Italian-Spanish c o - p r o d u c t i o n directed by Sergio Castellitto. She told the Italian daily her role of Gemma in that film and the character she played in Almodovar’s “Volver” (To Return) have been the two most challenging of her career.

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madrid – Thenew las Vegas?laS Vegas Sands Chairman and CEO Sheldon adelson have announced the decision that they have chosen madrid over Barcelona for a multi-billion dollar gambling resort project. When las Vegas Sands picked madrid for a big “EuroVegas” casino project, it was welcomed by city officials, but potential obstacles include the company’s decision to fund only 35 per cent of the resort and to demand changes in local laws. ana isabel marino, madrid’s councillor for planning and environment, said the regional government received the news “with contained satisfaction, given that this is the first step.” With Spain in recession and considering a bailout, raising 65 per cent of the cost could be difficult. And there is no guarantee officials would agree to change Spanish laws to let gamblers smoke inside the casinos and the new buildings to soar above the skyline. Analyst Ramon Zarate said, “I see capitalization by banks as being very complicated.” Zarate of the EMASI think-tank said banks were currently

de-leveraging construction projects, so Adelson would need to “pool foreign venture capital funds, but it’s complicated.” The Las Vegas Sands statement left some room for manoeuvre by saying resolution of “current economic challenges” in Europe is still a major consideration. Adelson’s plans had left Madrid and Barcelona — Spain’s two largest cities — vying against each other for the casino resort. One official even warned that

regional squabbling some 20 years ago had led to EuroDisney being located in France, not Spain. But Barcelona was not to be undone by Vegas. On Friday, the capital of the debt-ridden region of Catalonia unveiled its own plans for a 4.8-billion Euro “Barcelona World” resort situated beside the existing Port Aventura theme park near the Mediterranean Sea.Barcelona’s plan would include a casino, six large tourist complexes with 20,000 hotel rooms, shopping centres, a theatre

and offices, all on land with no planning modifications required. Financing for the resort has not yet been signed. Regional sustainability councillor Lluis Recoder said that project has an advantage over Madrid’s in that it would be built on land that already has street lighting and roads, and be located in one of Spain’s major tourist regions. Adelson’s announcement was not welcomed by Spain’s opposition politicians who said gambling attracts crime and that jobs such as hotel attendants, waiters and blackjack dealers are low paying and a threadbare option for Spain’s many young unemployed citizens. One opposition group, EuroVegas No Platform, held a rally in Madrid’s central Puerta del Sol square on Saturday. Gaming investors had spotted the potential in Spain before. Harrah’s Entertainment Inc. — now known as Caesars — explored the idea of building a Las Vegas-style casino-hotel near the picturesque medieval city of Ciudad Real, 190 kilometres south of Madrid in 2005. Although an airport was built there and the site was reachable in less than an hour by high-speed train from Madrid, nothing came of the plan.

Europe’s Oldest man Dies

THE man considered the longest-lived person in Europe has died in Spain. He was 111. Francisco Fernandez Fernandez, known as “Quico,” died suddenly at home on Friday in the small town of Pinilla de la Valderia in the northern province of Leon. Though he was born on July 24, 1901, he usually celebrated his birthday a day later on the feast of St James with his whole family gathered around him. He did this year as well surrounded by three children, seven grandchildren, 14 great-grandchildren and one great-great-granddaughter, to celebrate his 111th year. On his last birthday one of his grandchildren said that Fernandez was in good health. He had lived through the 1936-1939 Spanish Civil Wars, the Franco dictatorship, industrialisation

and Spain’s return to democracy. In his long life he was a shepherd, emigrated to Argentina and later returned to his home country where he took up farming, harvesting resin and lumbering pinewood in a forest devastated just days ago by the worst fire in the Castile and Leon region in the last 10 years.

red Bull Flugtag ibizaAERIAL mayhem returned to the Iberian island of Ibiza last weekend for the Red Bull Flugtag Ibiza, the first Flugtag to be held in Spain since 2004. For those of you who don’t know, a Flagtug is an event owned and operated by Red Bull in which competitors attempt to fly homemade human-powered flying machines. These flying machines are usually launched off a pier about 30 feet, so now you know! Around 25,000 fans enjoyed dazzling sunshine and sizzling temperatures - but it was ‘Disco Tractor’ that emerged victorious - from the fun-packed event that saw 35 teams try to glide as far as possible in an eclectic mix of flying contraptions. A panel of judges was on hand to award bonus points for design, creativity and

sheer craziness. The event more than lived up to expectations. Top spot went to the team ‘Disco Tractor’, whose crazy design and spectacular plunge earned them plenty of bonus points despite not achieving the longest flight of the day. The longest flight recorded went to team Redbulando, but for them distance alone wasn’t enough for a place on the podium, with ‘Pájaros de Fuego’ from Majorca and ‘La Cigüeña maña’ from Aragon taking second and third places respectively. The fans took up any vantage point they could find to watch the event

in perfect, sunny weather conditions, although some flights were rather more successful than others. Trials biker Adam Raga was also on hand to show off his skills to the crowd in Ibiza. “We didn’t expect to win! We’ve spent the last two months working on our device. The most challenging part was making the wings. We ended up using pieces from boats, light aluminium, cardboard and wood. The crowd was amazing and the weather was just perfect. What a fantastic event,” commented the winners, ‘Disco Tractor’, after the award ceremony.

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aPPlE has launched the iPhone 5 in front of a group of tech enthusiasts and the

world’s media. at a special event in San Francisco, apple boss Tim Cook revealed the new phone and demonstrated the features it will include. rumours had been circulating on social media sites for months about what form the phone would take. The most noticeable difference is the bigger screen size. The iPhone 4 came with a 3.5 inch display but this has been increased to 4 inches on the iPhone 5. The new screen also has a new 16:9 ratio which will allow for better viewing of widescreen video. Apple claims the phone will be thinner and lighter as it now comes with a new aluminium design. “The iPhone 5 is the most beautiful consumer device that we’ve ever created,” said Philip Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of worldwide marketing. “We’ve packed an amazing amount of innovation and advanced technology into a thin and light, jewel-like device with a stunning 4-inch Retina display, blazing fast A6 chip, ultrafast wireless, even longer battery life; and we think customers are going to love it,” he said.

Perhaps one reason for the larger display size is that Apple’s rivals have already been selling phones with bigger screens. With the iPhone 5, Apple hopes to close that gap. But not everyone welcomed the new design. Some Apple fans took to Twitter to express their disappointment. One user said: “I hate to be a killjoy. But what’s so spectacular about the iPhone

5? I’m not seeing it.” Another remarked: “No iPhone 5 for me hate how it looks!” Speaking outside the London launch of the phone, Stuff Magazine’s WIll Findlater said “My initial impressions are it looks fantastic, it’s much more powerful and the design is great. But it doesn’t seem to have that one knock-out feature that will make people say “I need

this over a Samsung Galaxy S3’.” The phone, which will be available in white and black, will go on sale in the US for $399 (309 Euros) for the top 64GB version with less powerful versions selling for $299 (231 Euros) and $199 (153 Euros). It will go on sale in the UK at the same time as America - September 21 - But the phone will be available to order in two days’ time. The phone also has a built-in 4G capability to allow super-fast mobile broadband connection to enhance file-sharing and video-streaming.

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Tenerife Weekly - 14th September - 20th September 2012 Facebook.com/TenerifeWeekly14 U.S. mOTOriSTS stuck in traffic on the busy streets surrounding the Democratic Convention were treated to a little light relief - by a dancing traffic cop. The officer - a member of the armed Swat team - had been drafted in as a temporary traffic marshal during the three day event in Charlotte, North Carolina. But instead of getting down in the dumps about his

temporary demotion, he decided to entertain frustrated motorists with some moves more likely seen on a nightclub dance floor. Several of his colleagues

also entertained the crowds with their dance moves at other busy junctions. Traffic has been congested in Charlotte since the start of the convention on Tuesday.

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Elvis Bible auction

a BiBlE used by Elvis Presley throughout his life surprised experts when it sold at auction for £59,000, it was expected to raise around £25,000. The holy book had been given to Presley for his first Christmas in Graceland in 1957. But a pair of The King’s pants, unwashed and still soiled, perhaps understandably went unsold. Bids for the light-blue underpants worn underneath his famous white jumpsuit during a 1977 concert performance, reached £5,000, failing to meet the £7,000 reserve price. The entire Elvis collection, owned by a single British collector, sold for just over £100,000 at the sale at Omega Auctions in Stockport, Cheshire. The bible was used by Presley until his death on August 16, 1977. It contains his handwritten notes, thoughts, annotations and underlining throughout. Poignantly, one of the many lines emphasised by the

troubled entertainer states: “What is a man advantaged if he gain the whole world and lose himself or be cast away.” Karen Fairweather, sales room manager at Omega Auctions, said: “It was a really exciting atmosphere in the room; we had 300 people and there was bidding online and on the telephone across the world. You could hear a pin drop when it sold for that price. There were three rival bidders on the phone and once it got over £20,000 each bid was taking a while, because they each had a price in mind for the bible and they were thinking about it. There was a round of applause when the hammer went down. It was incredible.” The winning telephone bidder, who did not want to be identified, was an American man based in the UK. A movie contract signed by Elvis for the 1962 film, Follow That Dream, went for £6,000 and a pair of shoes made by Black Flagg Brothers, owned and worn by Elvis, sold for £6,500.

Environmentalists use an imitation lead crane to show them the way after a series of local training flights like the one led by Mr Putin. Experienced pilots in the Flight of Hope project - based in the Yamal peninsula of Russia- will direct them towards warmer southern climes in mid-September. “They got used to it. They are not afraid, they are overtaking the hanglider,” Mr Putin said after landing. “They are overtaking, approaching the wing from the left, from the right, from above. Well done. Beautiful guys. Cute. They are three months old but already quite big.”

Mr Putin said it had been his idea to fly the aircraft, although it appeared to be steered most of the time by another person in a similar white costume sitting behind him. The president is well-known for his macho stunts, including posing with a tiger cub and riding a horse bare-chested. But critics were quick to mock his latest photo opportunity. A cartoon by illustrator Sergei Elkin appeared on the internet depicting Mr Putin wearing a crane costume. In it, he is saying: “Let’s decide once and for all. I am an alpha crane.”

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rUSSian President Vladimir Putin took to the skies in a motorised hang-glider as he led a flock of young Siberian white cranes in flight. He donned a baggy white costume with a helmet and goggles and was surrounded by several of the young birds, who were born in captivity so do not know how to fly south for the winter.


PrinCE Harry is back on the frontline, four-and-a-half years after his first tour of duty

was prematurely cut short when foreign media blew his cover. Captain Wales, as he is known in the army, will be filling an entirely different role this time. now a fully-qualified apache helicopter pilot, he will be flying in support of coalition forces on the ground. In 2008, Harry was a Forward Air Controller, calling in air strikes in support of coalition forces. For this tour of duty he will be on the other end of the radio and carrying out the air strikes himself. His deployment will again prompt more questions about the wisdom of sending a royal prince to war, where he could present the ultimate prize to the enemy should anything go wrong. But the former head of the

Army, General Sir Mike Jackson, says Harry signed up to fight - and fight he must. “Let’s be clear, both Prince William and Prince Harry chose to join the Armed Forces,” he said. “They both know what is involved, it comes with the job and both of these young men understand that fully.” Prince Harry made no secret of his disappointment when he was forced to end his first tour of duty in Helmand early, in 2008. “Angry would probably be the wrong word to use, but I’m slightly disappointed,” he said at the time. “I thought I could see it through to the end and come back with our guys and the colonel himself.” Flying an Apache, Harry will be at the controls of the aircraft the Taliban fear most. The manoeuvrability, firepower and armour mean the insurgents have nothing to counter the threat so

the prince is likely to be as safe as any soldier in a war zone ever can be - though just being in southern Afghanistan at all means Harry will be in harm’s way on a daily basis. This is the other side of the ‘party prince’. Just a couple of weeks ago, he was frolicking naked in his Las Vegas hotel room, prompting accusations of immaturity. Now, he is preparing to kill in southern Afghanistan and many will ask why fun-loving Harry is putting his life on the line. The enduring image of Prince Harry on his first tour to Helmand was of the royal warrior blasting away on a large calibre machine gun. This time, he will be in control of even more firepower - and coalition forces on the ground will depend on him to keep them alive when the Taliban has the upper hand. Prince Harry received the Afghan Medal for his 10-week tour of duty in 2008.

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TWO tornadoes struck new York City, wrecking power lines and trees, ripping off roofs and hurling debris into the air. One struck the Canarsie area in Brooklyn, and the second hit about seven minutes later at Breezy Point, a beachfront neighbourhood in the Queens borough. Videos taken by bystanders showed a funnel cloud sucking up water, sand, and then small pieces of buildings, as the tornado moved through Breezy Point. Winds reached up to 177kph and several homes and trees were damaged. No serious injuries were reported.

Residents had advance notice from the weather service which had issued a tornado warning for Queens and Brooklyn at around 10.40am. However, the storm still took many people by surprise when it struck around 20 minutes later. “I was showing videos of tornadoes to my four-year-old on my phone, and two minutes later, it hit,” said Breezy Point resident Peter Maloney. “Just like they always say, it sounded like a train.” In the storm’s wake, the community of seaside bungalows was littered with broken flower pots, knocked-down fences and smashed windows.

The severe weather delayed play at US Open tennis tournament a few miles away, though Briton Andy Murray still managed to win his semi-final match. The tornadoes struck as part of a line of storms that were expected to bring damaging winds, hail, heavy rain and possibly more tornadoes in other parts of the northeast of America including sections of New Jersey, Connecticut, Maryland, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Tornadoes were once extremely rare in New York, but they have occurred with regularity in recent years.

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a PainTinG believed to be an original renoir has been discovered at a flea market in the US state of Virginia. Experts think the work of art is the Paysage Bords De Seine, one of the artist’s river scenes painted along the Seine in Paris. The woman who found it bought it for less than $50 (40 Euros). The painting is now set to be auctioned later this month and is expected to fetch more than $100,000

(80,000 Euros). A Renoir plaque on the frame prompted the woman to have it analysed. Anne Craner, director of fine arts at the auctioneers Potomack, Virginia, said: “The lady brought it in, she was very excited, but she didn’t know. She opened up the bag and straight away it just looked right. I mean it’s the colour, it’s the vibrant colour, and it’s the pinks and the purples. Renoir is known for his rapid brush strokes. And colour is really important with Renoir.”

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Tanning injection Warning

HEalTH watchdogs have warned people not to take illegal tanning injections after a young woman died. Jenna Vickers, 26, from Bolton, was found slumped in a tanning shop in the town on monday. it is believed that she may have injected a tanning drug, which she had bought off the internet. The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA), which regulates medicines and ensures they are safe to use, has appealed for anyone who has bought the drug Melanotan to contact them. A spokesman said: “We are warning people not

to use this p r o d u c t .

M e l a n o t a n is not licensed

for use in the UK and there is

no information about its safety. Side

effects from

its use could be extremely serious. If you have used this product do not use it again and, if you have any health concerns, you should seek advice from your doctor.” It is not yet clear if there is any link between Miss Vickers’ death and the tanning injections, but on August 17, in an entry on her Twitter page, she indicated she had taken the jabs. She said: “Getting a l ove ly tan now ... And I’ve had no side e f f e c t s :) Very h a p p y

Bunny.” Melanotan is a

s y n t h e t i c hormone that

encourages the body to produce melanin,

the body’s natural protection from the sun,

which also darkens the skin. But the drug, which has to be injected into the skin, has not been given official approval as safe to use. A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: “At about 11.10am on September 3, 2012, police in Bolton were called to a tanning salon on Bury Road following a report of a sudden death. Police officers attended and found the body of a 26-year-old woman.”

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Duchess Of Cambridge makes First Overseas Speech

KaTE, The Duchess of Cambridge has made her first overseas speech as the royal

couple continue their Diamond Jubilee tour, on behalf on the Queen. Kate spoke after she and Prince William met children at a malaysian Hospice. St James’ Palace said: “The Duchess of Cambridge is keen to use her visit to learn more about how the hospice movement works in malaysia.” William and Kate were given a tour of the hospice where they also met families of those receiving palliative care. She said: “William and i are hugely excited to be in malaysia – this, our first ever visit. it has been wonderful meeting the patients, families and all the staff here, you have given us the most wonderful welcome.” The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took part in one final engagement in Singapore before their flight to Kuala Lumpur. During a visit to the Kranji War Cemetery, their Royal Highnesses laid a wreath in tribute to the sacrifices made by thousands of British and other Commonwealth servicemen who lost their lives in the defence of Singapore. The Duke and Duchess arrived to the sound of the Gurkha Contingent Pipers and were handed a wreath of red roses, white lilies and orchids with a message from William’s grandmother, which read: “In Memory Of The Glorious Dead Elizabeth R and Philip.”They stepped forward and laid it upon the Singapore Memorial bearing the names of more than 24,000 Commonwealth casualties from the Second World War,

before moving back and bowing their heads in tribute. The couple then stood as the Last Post was played by a lone bugler followed by a minute’s silence. Prince William completed an emotional engagement in Singapore - one which his mother Diana, Princess of Wales had been unable to carry out when her life was suddenly cut short in 1997. At the beginning of their tour of South East Asia and the Pacific, the Duke, accompanied by Kate, Duchess of Cambridge attended an Orchid naming ceremony at Singapore’s Botanic Gardens. The couple were honoured with an orchid named after them, but it was another orchid the Duke

was keener to see - a white one named after his mother more than 15 years ago. Princess Diana had planned to visit the Orchid Garden in September 1997 to see the flower which had been cultivated and named after her. However overshadowing the tour was, inevitably, speculation about a new Royal baby. This time sparked by Kate choosing to drink water during toasts at a state banquet in Singapore. William then ignited the rumours during a visit to the Rainbow Centre, where they met young students, William was asked how many kids he would like to have and by all accounts didn’t hesitate before offering up his response, “Two.” During their nine-day Diamond Jubilee Tout, the Duke and Duchess will also visit the rainforest in Borneo, the Solomon Islands and the small South Pacific realm of Tuvalu.

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“Sooner or later, everyone on the islands comes here. it’s where islanders are brought into the world, where their broken bones are mended and it’s one of the reasons that people here have the seventh highest life expectancy in the world.”

Tristan Gemmill, narrator Island Hospital shines a light on the beautiful Bailiwick of Guernsey, a group of Channel Islands with the charm of rural France and the reassuring familiarity of Britain. At the heart of the community

is the Princess Elizabeth Hospital, which serves its 66,000 residents. This 12-part series will explore every side of island life through the eyes of the staff who work at the hospital and the patients receiving expert care. In episode one, surgeon and pilot David Pring shows us why some patients receive a flying visit, hospital chef Wilkie embarks on an ambitious ice-cream wedding cake for a nurse’s wedding and hotelier Michael finds out whether he can continue work after falling down the stairs.

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6:00am........................................Breakfast9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain10:00am .............................. Homes Under

the Hammer11:00am .............Escape to the Country11:45am ........................ Cash in the Attic12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One1:40pm ...........................................Doctors2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses2:38pm ................ Only Fools and Horses3:05pm ..............Marrying Mum and Dad3:35pm .........................................Splatalot4:00pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?4:30pm ......................................Blue Peter5:00pm .................................... Newsround5:15pm ..........................................Pointless

6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six7:00pm ............................. The One Show7:30pm ..................................Cash Britain8:00pm ................................... EastEndersA furious Alfie is determined to get the truth from Kat, but she is desperate to protect her final secret.

8:30pm ......................................... MirandaMiranda has spent most of her life avoiding being set up by her mother Penny. Old school pal Tilly sets her up on a blind date with an army doctor friend, Dreamboat Charlie.

9:00pm ......................In with the Flynns9:30pm ...................... Mrs. Brown’s Boys10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten10:25pm ....................BBC London News10:35pm ................. Would I Lie to You?11:05pm .................... Come Fly with Me11:35pm .............. The National Lottery

Friday Night Draws11:45pm ...............EastEnders Omnibus1:40am ...............................Weatherview1:45am ...........Hairy Bikers’ Bake-ation2:45am ............................. Rip Off Britain

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV6:30am....................................64 Zoo Lane6:40am.................................. Chuggington6:50am....................................Rastamouse7:00am ................Barney’s Latin America7:30am ............The League of Super Evil7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid7:55am ..................................... Newsround8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo?8:20am..................................................Léon8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons:

In the Lab8:45am........................................Baby Jake9:00am.......................The Adventures of

Abney and Teal9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion9:25am...........................The Large Family9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld10:00am ....................................Octonauts10:05am .......................................Kerwhizz10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train10:40am .....................................Waybuloo11:00am ...................In the Night Garden11:30am ......................... BBC World News12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics1:00pm ..................................................Golf5:15pm .............................Put Your Money

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6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads6:30pm ............... Celebrity MasterChef7:00pm .................... Celebrity Antiques

Road Trip8:00pm ..................................Mastermind8:30pm ....................... Gardeners’ World9:00pm ................................ Parade’s End10:00pm ...................................................QI10:30pm ................................. Newsnight11:05pm ................................Archipelago12:55am ...................................... LYMELIFE

6:00am.........................................Daybreak8:30am...........................................Lorraine9:25am................ The Jeremy Kyle Show10:30am ............................... This Morning11:25am .......................................ITV News11:30am ............................... This Morning12:30pm ............................. Loose Women1:30pm ............... ITV News and Weather2:00pm ...................Dickinson’s Real Deal3:00pm ....... The Alan Titchmarsh Show4:00pm .................My Tasty Travels with

Lynda Bellingham5:00pm ...................................... The Chase

6:00pm .......................... London Tonight6:30pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ...................................EmmerdalePaddy and Marlon are both in trouble when Marlon tries to stop him and Rhona leaving. Charity is frustrated as Jimmy wavers about selling her shares.

7:30pm ..................... Coronation StreetTina makes a life-changing decision. Faye drops a bombshell on Tommy. Could a new arrival spell trouble for Gloria?

8:00pm .............................Island Hospital8:30pm ..................... Coronation StreetTommy delivers a devastating ultimatum to Tina. An old flame knocks Lloyd for six. Gail sets out to find the truth about Gloria.

9:00pm .............................Piers Morgan’sLife Stories

Sir Roger Moore joins Piers Morgan to reveal the amazing highs and lows of his life and career. On the eve of the 50th anniversary of the Bond films, the longest serving 007 lifts the lid on his four marriages, his humble roots in south London, how he survived cancer and his famous raised eyebrow.

10:00pm .ITV News at Ten & Weather10:35pm ...................... Die Another Day1:00am ...................................Jackpot247

6:00am.......................The Treacle People6:10am .......................................The Hoobs6:35am.......................................The Hoobs7:00am ..........................Freshly Squeezed7:30am ...........................According to Jim8:00am........Everybody Loves Raymond8:25am..............................................Frasier8:55am...................... Come Dine with Me9:25am...................... Come Dine with Me9:55am...................... Come Dine with Me10:25am ................... Come Dine with Me11:00am .............. The Renovation Game12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News12:05pm ............... Undercover Boss USA1:00pm ..........................Channel 4 Racing3:10pm ....................................Countdown4:00pm .............................Deal or No Deal5:00pm ..........................Gordon Ramsay’s

Ultimate Cookery Course5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me

6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons6:30pm .......................................HollyoaksThere’s chemistry in the kitchen when Ste helps Brendan prepare Joel’s birthday dinner party. A bitter Maddie tells Ruby that Jono has a new girlfriend.

7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv8:00pm ................... Come Dine with Me9:00pm ...................... The Million Pound

Drop Live10:00pm ........... Alan Carr: Chatty Man11:10pm ...................................Rude Tube12:15am ............................. Random Acts12:20am .................Friday Night Dinner12:55am ......................Celebrity Bedlam1:20am ...........................My Name is Earl2:05am ............................ Happy Endings2:50am ............................................... Mesh3:00am ..................................... No, No, No


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7:00pm ............... Great Movie Mistakes7:15pm ..................................Doctor Who8:00pm ...................... Be Your Own Boss9:00pm .....................Greg Davies: Firing

Cheeseballs at a Dog10:00pm .............................Dawson Bros10:30pm ................................ EastEnders11:00pm ...........................Bad Education11:30pm .......................... Chris Ramsey’s

Comedy Fringe12:00am ..................................Family Guy12:20am ..................................Family Guy12:45am ...........................American Dad!1:05am .............................American Dad!1:25am ............. The Revolution Will be

Televised1:55am ...................... Be Your Own Boss2:55am ............................ Chris Ramsey’s

Comedy Fringe

6:55am....................Upstairs, Downstairs8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman9:00am........................................The Store10:00am ...............................On the Buses10:30am ........................A Touch of Frost12:45pm .................................... Heartbeat1:45pm .............Agatha Christie’s Poirot2:55pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote3:55pm .................................On the Buses4:25pm ...................................... Heartbeat5:30pm ........................... Downton Abbey

7:00pm .....................Murder, She Wrote8:00pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot9:00pm .................... Crime Connections10:00pm .................... Wire in the Blood11:00pm ................... Law and Order: UK12:05am ............................................ Monk1:00am .......................................NUMB3RS1:45am .....................Murder, She Wrote2:35am ............................. Flowers Uncut

7:00am ..............................................Arthur7:13am ..............................................Arthur7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker7:45am .......................... Goodbye Year Six8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly9:05am...................................Dani’s House9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild10:05am .........Ed and Oucho’s Excellent

Inventions10:30am .................Me and My Monsters10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble11:25am ..........................................Ooglies11:40am ........................................Trapped12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s

Big Question12:35pm ................I Want My Own Room1:05pm .............................. The Legend of

Dick and Dom1:35pm ........................................ Copycats2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild3:00pm .............................................Arthur3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show4:30pm ........................... School for Stars5:00pm ......The Sarah Jane Adventures

5:30pm ......The Sarah Jane Adventures6:00pm ..............................................Merlin6:45pm .......................................... Eliot Kid

6:00am.....................Thomas and Friends6:10am ................................ The Wotwots!6:20am...............................City of Friends6:30am......................................Jelly Jamm6:45am........................................Peppa Pig6:50am....................................... Big School7:00am ................................ Little Princess7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s

Little Kingdom7:20am .........................The Mr Men Show7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots8:15am ........................................Peppa Pig8:25am........................................Peppa Pig8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas9:00am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff11:10am ................ Extreme Fishing with

Robson Green12:10pm .....................5 News Lunchtime12:15pm ................Dirty Great Machines1:15pm ............................ Home and Away1:45pm ....................................Neighbours2:15pm .........................................NUMB3RS3:15pm ............................Love Takes Wing5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 55:30pm ....................................Neighbours

6:00pm ..........................Home and AwaySid organises a pre-exams party at Angelo’s at which Sasha is disappointed to see Casey arrive with Ruby.

6:30pm ........................................... 5 News7:00pm ..................... Ice Road Truckers:

Deadliest Roads8:00pm ............................. Eddie Stobart:

Trucks and Trailers9:00pm ..................................................War10:55pm ....................... Frontline Police11:55pm ...................... Inside Hollywood

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale6:25am..................................... Emmerdale6:50am.............Life’s Funniest Moments7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US8:05am..................................... Judge Judy8:30am..................................... Judge Judy9:00am..................................... Judge Judy9:25am.............. The Real Housewives of

Orange County10:30am ................ Beauty and the GeekSeven beautiful girls are matched up with seven supremely intelligent but socially inept guys to complete a series of challenges together for the chance to win a cash prize.

11:30am .................................. Judge Judy12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale12:30pm .................................. Emmerdale1:00pm .................................... Judge Judy1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show3:40pm ............. The Real Housewives of

Orange County4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy

6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US7:00pm ............................ Top Dog Model8:00pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!9:00pm ...........................The Shawshank

RedemptionPrison drama about the relationship between two inmates of Shawshank State Prison over two decades. When a New England banker begins a double life sentence in 1946 for the murder of his wife and her lover.

11:55pm ...............................Take Me OutPaddy McGuinness has one more chance to find dates for his 30 single girls, but who will be the lucky ones whisked off to the Isle of Fernando’s and who will be left on the shelf?

1:20am ..................... Coronation Street1:45am ..................... Coronation Street


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it’s time to dust off the dancing shoes as Strictly Come Dancing returns with a star studded line-up. Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly put the sparkle back into Saturday nights as the series kicks off with an exclusive red carpet premiere. After facing the paparazzi the celebrities will head to the dance floor to learn which of the Strictly

professional dancers will be partnering them, giving audiences the chance to see exactly what their first impressions are. This year celebrities will face new judge Darcey Bussell, as she brings a wealth of expertise to the judging panel, alongside Bruno Tonioli, Craig Revel Horwood and head judge Len Goodman.

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6:00am........................................Breakfast10:00am ...............Saturday Kitchen Live11:30am ........................... Lorraine’s Fast,

Fresh and Easy Food12:00pm ..................................... BBC News12:10pm ...................... BBC London News12:15pm ............................ Football Focus1:00pm .........................................AthleticsGreat City Games 2012. Jonathan Edwards presents live coverage of the Great City Games from the quayside in Gateshead, where disciplines range from the 100m hurdles to the pole vault.

2:30pm ..................................................GolfWomen’s British Open. Hazel Irvine introduces live coverage of the third round of the 2012 Women’s British Open from the Royal Liverpool at Hoylake.

4:30pm ..................................... Final Score5:10pm ....................................... BBC News5:20pm ........................ BBC London News5:30pm ...............................Total WipeoutTwenty foolhardy Brits, all previous Total Wipeout contestants, return to take on the obstacle course one more time.

6:30pm ..............Strictly Come Dancing7:35pm ..................................Doctor WhoThe Doctor gets a Stetson and a gun, and finds himself the reluctant sheriff of a Western town under siege by a relentless cyborg , who goes by the name of the Gunslinger.

8:20pm ............... The National Lottery:Secret Fortune

9:10pm ........................................ Casualty10:00pm ................................... BBC News10:20pm .................... Match of the Day11:50pm ...............................The Football

-League Show1:05am ...............................Weatherview1:10am ...................................... BBC News

6:00am................................................ Zigby6:10am .................................................Louie6:20am.................................. Little Robots6:30am....................................64 Zoo Lane6:40am..............................................Dipdap6:45am....................................Rastamouse7:00am ..................................................Roar7:30am ...............................Project Parent8:00am................. The Scooby-Doo Show8:20am..................... Dennis and Gnasher8:30am..................................The Slammer9:00am.......................................... 12 Again9:30am..........................Incredible Edibles10:00am ...................................Cop School10:30am .......................................Splatalot10:55am ...........................Deadly 60 Bites11:00am ................................ Prank Patrol11:30am ...............................Diddy Movies11:45am .........................MOTD Kickabout12:00pm ..........................The Treasure of

Pancho Villa1:30pm ......... She Wore a Yellow Ribbon3:15pm ................Escape to the Country3:45pm .............................................Flog It!4:30pm ..................................................Golf5:00pm .................. One Man and His Dog

6:15pm .............................................. CoastWexford to Killiney. Miranda Krestovnikoff goes in search of the beautiful and rare white-fronted geese, which every year make an epic migration from Greenland to Ireland to feed on the rich grasses of the Wexford ‘Slobs’.

6:35pm ............................. Wartime Farm7:35pm ................................... Dad’s Army8:10pm ........................................... Vikings9:10pm ................................................QI XL9:55pm .............................The Thick of It10:25pm ........................................ Clinton11:25pm ................ Special Relationship12:50am ......................A Study in Terror

6:00am............Mickey Mouse Clubhouse6:25am.......................................... The Hive6:50am..........................................Canimals7:05am .................................The Avengers7:25am ................Rated ‘A’ for Awesome7:40am ................Rated ‘A’ for Awesome7:50am .................................. Horrid Henry8:05am.................................. Horrid Henry8:20am.................................. Horrid Henry8:35am..................................... Shake it Up9:00am.............................My Phone Genie9:25am..........................................ITV News9:30am...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US10:25am ........The Jeremy Kyle Show US11:20am .................Dickinson’s Real Deal12:20pm ............................... The X Factor1:25pm ............... ITV News and Weather1:40pm ....................................Nim’s Island3:25pm ................................Licence to Kill5:55pm ............................London Tonight

6:10pm ............. ITV News and Weather6:25pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!6:55pm ..............................Fool BritanniaArmed with a truckload of hidden cameras and devious disguises, no-one and nowhere is safe as Dom unleashes a whole host of brand new characters across the UK.

7:25pm ...............................Red or Black?8:10pm ................................ The X Factor9:10pm ...............................Red or Black?9:55pm .........The Jonathan Ross ShowChat show featuring top celebrity guests. Jonathan welcomes teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, sports presenter Clare Balding, and actor Liam Neeson. US band The Killers perform live in the studio.

10:55pm .......... ITV News and Weather11:10pm ................................... Disclosure1:30am ...................................... The Store3:00am ................................In Plain Sight

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV6:35am.........................................British F37:00am ............................ Mobil 1 The Grid7:25am .............................Freesports on 47:55am ..........................The Morning Line8:55am......................... Bourjois Boutique9:00am..................... Itunes Festival 20129:30am........................................... New Girl10:00am ...................... Bourjois Boutique10:10am ......................................... New Girl10:40am ....................................... Revenge11:40am ...................... Bourjois Boutique11:45am ................................Suburgatory12:20pm ................ The Big Bang Theory1:25pm ................................The Simpsons2:00pm ..........................Channel 4 Racing4:30pm ................................The Simpsons5:05pm ............................Channel 4 News5:35pm .................................. 4thought.tv5:40pm ................................TransformersMichael Bay’s all-action adventure, based on the popular toy. Earth becomes the battleground between the good Transformers and the bad, who are searching for the all-powerful, Allspark which could destroy humanity.

8:20pm .................... Comedy World CupHosted by David Tennant, and featuring the pick of Britain’s finest comedy talent, Comedy World Cup is a new seven-part panel show in which Tennant referees two teams of comedians as they compete against each other in a hilarious knockout competition.

9:20pm ...................... The Million PoundDrop Live

10:55pm ...................................... HostageIn Florent Emilio Siri’s thriller, Bruce Willis plays Jeff Talley, who’s working for the Ventura Police Department and looking for a quiet life after a bad experience as a hostage negotiator in Los Angeles.

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7:00pm ............... Great Movie Mistakes8:00pm ........................................Top GearJeremy Clarkson and James May travel to Beijing for a look at China’s ever-expanding car industry and a violent encounter with The Stig’s Chinese cousin.

9:00pm .......................Live at the Apollo10:00pm ..................Greg Davies: Firing

Cheeseballs at a Dog11:00pm ..................................Family Guy11:20pm ..................................Family Guy11:45pm ...........................American Dad!12:30am ..........................The Revolution

Will be Televised1:00am .............................Bad Education1:30am ...................Celebrity Bitch Slap1:50am ..................The Tapeface Tapes2:20am .................................. For the Win2:50am ................................Dawson Bros

6:00am.................Life with Judy GarlandMe and My Shadows

7:50am ....................Upstairs, Downstairs8:55am....................Upstairs, Downstairs10:00am ........................................ The BFG11:55am .........The Memoirs of Sherlock

Holmes1:00pm ........................... Inspector Morse2:55pm .............Agatha Christie’s Poirot5:00pm ........................... Downton Abbey

7:00pm ................................... Foyle’s WarA stabbed body in a bombed house provides Foyle with a difficult challenge. And when his pilot son disappears while on a secret assignment, he must penetrate the closed ranks of the RAF.

9:00pm .................... Midsomer Murders11:00pm .................. Crime Connections12:05am .............................. Hillsborough2:00am .......................... ITV Nightscreen2:30am ...............................Teleshopping

7:00am ..............................................Arthur7:10am ............The League of Super Evil7:25am ....................................... Pet Squad7:40am ............................MOTD Kickabout7:55am ................All New Celebrity Total

Wipeout9:00am..........................Horrible Histories9:30am................................Young Dracula10:00am .................................... Wolfblood10:30am .................................... Wolfblood11:00am .............................. Hotel Trubble11:30am ................................Dani’s House12:00pm ...............................The Slammer12:30pm ........................................Trapped1:00pm .......................................Deadly 601:30pm ......................................Blue Peter

2:05pm ................. Tracy Beaker Returns2:30pm .........The Tracy Beaker Survival

Files: Tales From theDumping Ground

3:00pm .............................Deadly 60 Bites3:10pm .................................. Hacker Time3:40pm .............................The Sarah Jane

Adventures4:05pm ..........................................M.I. High4:35pm ...................................................Roy5:00pm .........................................Hounded5:30pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly5:55pm ..................................Dani’s House6:25pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher6:35pm .......... What’s New Scooby-Doo?

6:00am........................................Peppa Pig6:05am............... Fifi and the Flowertots6:15am ...............................City of Friends6:30am.........................The Mr Men Show6:40am.................................... Castle Farm6:45am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School6:55am...........Roobarb and Custard Too7:05am ......................Bananas in Pyjamas7:15am ..................................................Play!7:25am .......................... Noddy in Toyland7:40am ................. Bert and Ernie’s Great

Adventures7:55am ................................ Little Princess8:05am.......................The Adventures of

Bottle Top Bill andHis Best Friend Corky

8:25am.........................Angelina Ballerina8:45am....................................Rupert Bear9:00am.............................. Ben and Holly’s

Little Kingdom9:10am ............... Toby’s Travelling Circus9:25am................... Roary the Racing Car9:40am......................................Jelly Jamm10:00am ..........Power Rangers: Samurai10:35am ....................Batman: The Brave

and the Bold11:10am .......................Emergency Bikers12:10pm ........................ Cowboy Builders1:10pm ...........................Mystery Woman2:50pm ........................David Copperfield

6:20pm ........................5 News Weekend6:25pm ...................................Wyatt EarpEpic biopic of western lawman Wyatt Earp from an early age to the battle with his brothers and Doc Halliday against the dreaded Clanton and McLaury gangs.

10:00pm ................................... CSI: Miami10:55pm ...................... CSI: Crime Scene

Investigation11:55pm ...................... Inside Hollywood12:00am .............................. Super Casino

6:00am................................. The Hot Desk6:10am ........................ Coronation Street

Omnibus9:10am ....................Emmerdale Omnibus12:05pm ................................ Take Me Out1:20pm .............................................DennisThe American comic strip character comes to life in this comedy about a troublesome six-year-old who is the bane of adults everywhere. Dennis’s parents leave him in the care of his next-door neighbours, and the surly Mr Wilson bears the brunt of the tyke’s pranks.

3:05pm ................................. The X Factor4:05pm ............................The Xtra Factor5:10pm ............................... Cool RunningsWhen three Jamaican Olympic sprint contenders trip at the trials, they join up with another Jamaican to form Jamaica’s first bobsled team to find another way to represent their country.

7:05pm ................................DragonheartFantasy adventure about a knight who is determined to rid the land of a tyrant king. Because it was dragon magic that brought the monarch to the throne, the knight resolves to slay every dragon in the country.

9:10pm .......................... The Xtra Factor10:10pm .......................... Celebrity JuiceThey are joined on the panel by American Pie star Jason Biggs.

10:55pm ..........................Happy GilmoreZany comedy about a violent underachiever who discovers that he has a talent for playing golf. Thrown out of his ice hockey team for aggressive behaviour, he polishes up his short-distance game under the backing and guidance of a veteran and heads for the championships.

12:50am .............................. The X Factor1:45am .......................... The Xtra Factor2:45am ...............................Teleshopping


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The acclaimed period drama returns for a third series. The new series will be set in 1920 and 1921, and the drama will cover a period of 18 months in the lives of the Crawley family and the servants who work for them. Joining the stellar cast is the fabulous Shirley MacLaine who will be playing Lady Grantham’s formidable mother, Martha Levinson. And you can bet your bottom dollar there are going to be some memorable encounters between Martha and Violet... But with an expectation of happier

times ahead, you can be sure the coming months will be filled with drama for the Crawley household - this is Downton after all... Cora’s mother sweeps into Downton for Matthew and Mary’s wedding, but with the couple’s relationship under strain will they even make it to the altar? New footman Alfred strives to meet Carson’s high standards, under the watchful eye of his aunt O’Brien. Robert has some shocking news which brings financial worries to the fore. Will he lose Downton and all it stands for?

Editor Recommends Downton AbbeyITV 1 - 9:00 - 10:30 pm

6:00am........................................Breakfast8:30am.............. The Andrew Marr Show9:30am................. Great North Run 20121:30pm ....................................... BBC News1:45pm .................................Bargain Hunt2:30pm .......................... Cash in the Attic3:15pm ................Escape to the Country4:00pm ............................................Lifeline4:10pm .............................. Points of View4:25pm .............................Songs of Praise5:00pm ......................... Planet Earth Live

6:00pm ...................................... BBC News6:20pm .......................BBC London News6:30pm ........................Fake or Fortune?Journalist Fiona Bruce teams up with art expert Philip Mould to investigate mysteries behind paintings. Inheriting a work of art by one of the great Impressionist masters should be a joy, but for Patrick Rice it was a mixed blessing.

7:30pm ...................................CountryfileMatt Baker and Ellie Harrison discover the ancient woodlands and industrial heritage of Nottinghamshire.

8:30pm ......... Inspector George GentlyIt has been four years since George Gently came north, but his old enemies haven’t forgotten him. A vicious career criminal who Gently sent down years ago has been released, on the grounds that evidence was fabricated to frame him by Gently himself.

10:00pm ................................... BBC News10:15pm .....................BBC London News10:25pm .................Match of the Day 2Colin Murray presents highlights from the day’s Premier League match between Reading and Tottenham.

11:15pm ....................In with the Flynns11:45pm ................. Two for the Money1:40am ...............................Weatherview1:45am .....................Snowdonia: A Year

in the Wild

6:00am................................................ Zigby6:10am .................................................Louie6:20am.................................. Little Robots6:30am....................................64 Zoo Lane6:40am..............................................Dipdap6:45am....................................Rastamouse7:00am ..................................................Roar7:30am ..........................Match of the DayGary Lineker presents highlights from all of the day’s Barclays Premier League matches.

9:00am.......................................... 12 Again9:30am............................. Junior Bake Off10:00am .......................Saturday Kitchen

Best Bites11:30am ........................The Great British

Bake Off12:30pm .........................................MotoGP2:00pm ..................................................Golf5:00pm .................. One Man and His Dog

6:15pm ..............................Rugby LeagueSuper League Playoffs. Tanya Arnold introduces highlights from the opening round of the Super League play-offs.

7:15pm .................. Richard Hammond’sCrash Course

Striker Fire Engine. Richard Hammond crosses the USA to learn how to drive some of the biggest and most deadly machines on the planet.

8:00pm ...............China on Four WheelsOn her route through the industrialised east, Anita visits some of the country’s most sophisticated and luxurious cities.

9:00pm ................................Dragons’ DenA Welsh grandmother has the Dragons in fits of laughter as she cooks up a storm and offers a percentage in her food loving website.

10:00pm ........................Mock the Week10:30pm ........................... Hilary Devey’s

Women at the Top11:30pm ................................Great North

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6:00am.................................... Engie Benjy6:10am .............................Jungle Junction6:25am.............................Jungle Junction6:35am................................Signed Stories6:45am................................................ Monk6:50am..........................................Canimals7:00am ..........................................Canimals7:05am ............... Matt Hatter Chronicles7:30am .................Almost Naked Animals7:40am .................Almost Naked Animals7:50am .................Almost Naked Animals8:05am.......................... Phineas and Ferb8:20am.......................... Phineas and Ferb8:30am................................ Big Time Rush9:00am......................... Good Luck Charlie9:25am..........................................ITV News9:30am.......................................House Gift10:25am ........................ There’s No Taste

Like Home11:25am .................... The Hungry Sailors12:20pm ............. ITV News and Weather12:30pm ............................... The X Factor1:35pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote2:30pm .........................................Columbo4:25pm .....................................Doc Martin5:25pm ...............The Talent Show Story

6:25pm .......................... London Tonight6:45pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ..................................... The ChaseBradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show.

8:00pm ................................ The X Factor9:00pm ..........................Downton Abbey10:30pm .......... ITV News and Weather10:45pm ..........................Piers Morgan’s

Life Stories11:50pm ......................Rugby Highlights12:45am .................................... The Store2:45am ........................British Superbike

Championship Highlights

6:05am.......................The Treacle People6:15am .......................................The Hoobs6:40am.................................Ironman 20127:05am ...............................Ge Strathclyde

Park Triathlon8:00am................................Will and Grace8:25am................................Will and Grace8:55am..............................................Frasier9:25am..............................................Frasier10:00am ........................... Sunday Brunch12:30pm ................ The Big Bang Theory1:00pm .................. The Big Bang Theory1:30pm ................................The Simpsons2:00pm ...................... The Spy Next Door3:45pm .............................Deal or No Deal4:45pm ..................... Come Dine with Me5:20pm ..................... Come Dine with Me5:55pm ..................... Come Dine with Me

6:20pm ................... Come Dine with Me6:50pm ................... Come Dine with Me7:20pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:50pm ................................. 4thought.tv7:55pm ........................ The Political Slot8:00pm .......................... Fatal Flight 447:

Chaos in the CockpitThe loss of Air France Flight 447 is one of the biggest aviation mysteries of all time. On May 31 2009, 228 passengers and crew boarded Flight 447 from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, but within hours they would all be dead.

9:00pm .............Big Fat Quiz of the 80sJimmy Carr hosts the first of three special editions of the Big Fat Quiz series, beginning with an irreverent look back at the almost unrecognisable decade of the 1980s.

10:35pm ........... Alan Carr: Chatty Man11:40pm ...................................Shameless12:45am .......... American Football Live5:40am ........................ Baking Mad with

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When the DEa shut down its dummy corporation operation codenamed SWOrDFiSH in 1986, they had generated $400 million which they let sit around; fifteen years of compound interest has swelled it to $9.5 billion. A covert counter-terrorist unit called Black Cell, headed by the duplicitious and suave Gabriel Shear, wants the

money to help finance their raise-the-stakes vengeance war against international terrorism, but it’s all locked away behind super-encryption. He brings in convicted hacker Stanley Jobson, who only wants to see his daughter Holly again but can’t afford the legal fees, to slice into the government mainframes and get the money.

Editor RecommendsSwordfishChannel 5 - 9:00 - 11:00 pm

7:00pm ...................... Be Your Own Boss8:00pm .............. Indiana Jones and the

Kingdom of theCrystal Skull

Action adventure. In 1957, at the height of the Cold War, intrepid archaeologist Indiana Jones is called back into action when an old colleague is kidnapped.

10:00pm .................................Family Guy10:20pm .................................Family Guy10:45pm ..........................Bad Education11:15pm ...........................American Dad!11:35pm ...........................American Dad!12:00am ..................Edinburgh Comedy

Festival Live1:00am ................Let Me Entertain You2:00am ............. The Revolution Will be

Televised2:30am .............................Bad Education3:00am ...............World’s Craziest Fools

6:00am................................... Drama Trails6:10am ............................... Flowers Uncut6:30am..............Agatha Christie’s Poirot8:25am....................................... Heartbeat9:25am....................................... Heartbeat10:30am .................................. Foyle’s War12:40pm ........................................Rebecca2:45pm ............The Darling Buds of May3:55pm ............The Darling Buds of May5:05pm .................................On the Buses

6:55pm ...............................................Lewis9:00pm ........................................Rain ManOscar-winning drama about a self-centred young man who discovers that he has been disinherited in favour of his autistic older brother, Raymond.

11:45pm ........................................ Cracker12:50am ....................... Inspector Morse2:30am ............................Terry and June3:00am ......................................... Film File

7:00am ..............................................Arthur7:10am ............The League of Super Evil7:25am ....................................... Pet Squad7:35am ...................Scooby-Doo! Mystery

Incorporated7:55am ..........................................Splatalot8:20am.................... Bear Behaving Badly8:45am...........................Shaun the Sheep9:00am..........................Horrible Histories9:30am.................. Tracy Beaker Returns10:00am .......The Tracy Beaker Survival


10:30am .................................................Roy11:00am ....................................... 12 Again11:30am ................................Dani’s House12:00pm .......... Da Dick and Dom Dairies12:30pm ........................... Little Howard’s

Big Question12:55pm ............Marrying Mum and Dad1:20pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly1:45pm ............................................Ooglies2:05pm .............................................Sadie J2:35pm .............................................Sadie J

3:10pm .................................. Hacker Time3:40pm .............................The Sarah Jane

Adventures4:05pm ..........................................M.I. High4:35pm ..............................................Merlin5:15pm .......................Newsround Special5:30pm .......Trade Your Way to the USA6:00pm ..............................Show Me What

You’re Made of6:30pm ...................................Stepping Up

6:00am........................................Peppa Pig6:05am................... Roary the Racing Car6:15am ............... Fifi and the Flowertots6:25am...............................City of Friends6:40am........................ The Mr. Men Show6:50am.................................... Castle Farm6:55am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School7:05am ...........Roobarb and Custard Too7:15am ......................Bananas in Pyjamas7:25am ..................................................Play!7:35am .......................... Noddy in Toyland7:50am ................. Bert and Ernie’s Great

Adventures7:55am ................................ Little Princess8:05am.......... The Adventures of Bottle

Top Bill and His BestFriend Corky

8:25am.........................Angelina Ballerina8:40am....................................Rupert Bear8:55am.............................. Ben and Holly’s

Little Kingdom9:10am ............... Toby’s Travelling Circus9:25am................... Roary the Racing Car9:40am......................................Jelly Jamm10:00am .......................... Power Rangers:

Samurai10:35am ....................Batman: The Brave

and the Bold11:10am ...............................Looney Tunes11:15am ...............................Looney Tunes11:25am .............................Eddie Stobart:

Trucks and Trailers12:25pm .............................Capricorn One2:45pm ....................... The Fifth Element5:05pm ...........................Willy Wonka and

the Chocolate Factory

7:10pm ........................5 News Weekend7:15pm ..............................The Medallion9:00pm ..................................... Swordfish11:00pm .................................. Desperado1:00am ................................ Super Casino

6:00am.......... Planet’s Funniest Animals6:15am ....................Emmerdale OmnibusVictoria is horrified when she finds out about Moira and Alex. Nikhil and Gennie celebrate moving in together. Carl steals Chas’s phone and is intrigued by what he finds. Marlon resorts to desperate measures when he discovers Paddy and Rhona’s plan.

8:50am........................ Coronation StreetOmnibus

Kirsty gives birth in the Rovers. Will Gloria succeed in reuniting Stella and Karl? Tina makes a life-changing decision.

12:05pm ...................Winners and Losers1:00pm ........................Peter Andre’s Bad

Boyfriend Club2:00pm ..............................Top Dog Model3:00pm .............................................DennisThe American comic strip character comes to life in this comedy about a troublesome six-year-old who is the bane of adults everywhere. Dennis’s parents leave him in the care of his next-door neighbours.

4:50pm ................................. The X Factor5:55pm ............................The Xtra Factor

6:55pm ................................ Dante’s PeakAction thriller about volcanologist Harry Dalton who believes that the town of Dante’s Peak is built on a mountain that’s about to blow. The townsfolk ignore Harry’s warning... until rivers of lava cause a panic-stricken palaver and they have to fight for their lives.

9:00pm .......................... The Xtra Factor10:00pm ..................................... Hot FuzzHigh-octane homage to the cop buddy movie genre. A talented London sergeant is transferred to a sleepy village where his over-enthusiastic partner badgers him with queries about car chases and gun fights.

12:25am .............................. The X Factor1:30am .......................... The Xtra Factor


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The UCOS team’s feathers are ruffled with the arrival of Steve mcandrew, a retired detective from Glasgow. Brought in to help reinvestigate one of his original cases, mcandrew’s policing methods - and personal agenda - certainly raise a few eyebrows. Seventeen-year-old Georgia Wright went missing in Scotland in 2003 and at the time of the original investigation was presumed dead, a conclusion that neither McAndrew nor Georgia’s family ever accepted and have been haunted

by since. When Georgia’s DNA is found at the scene of a robbery at a petrol station in Clapham proving she is still alive, it is clear that this case is very personal for McAndrew and he is determined to find her with or without the team’s help. But as the team adjust to McAndrew’s approach to the job, they also learn a few tricks from him. Amanda Redman is Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman, Alun Armstrong is Brian Lane and Dennis Waterman is Gerry Standing.

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6:00am........................................Breakfast9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One1:30pm ........................ BBC London News1:40pm ...........................................Doctors2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses2:38pm ................ Only Fools and Horses3:05pm .........................Horrible Histories3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard4:00pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?4:30pm ............................ Sam and Mark’s

Big Wind Up5:00pm .................................... Newsround5:15pm ..........................................Pointless

6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six6:30pm .......................BBC London News7:00pm ............................. The One Show7:30pm ..................................Fake BritainDominic Littlewood investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. This episode features a look at the latest in cutting-edge insurance fraud: faking pet insurance claims.

7:57pm ..............................BBC News andRegional News

8:00pm ................................... EastEnders8:30pm ..................................... Panorama9:00pm ....................................New Tricks10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten10:25pm ....................BBC London News10:35pm ..............................Citizen Khan11:05pm ......................Gavin and Stacey11:35pm ............................... The Lock Up12:15am ..........Goodbye Charlie Bright1:40am ...............................Weatherview1:45am ......... Dig WW2 with Dan Snow

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV7:55am ..................................... Newsround8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo?8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons:


Abney and Teal9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion9:25am...........................The Large Family9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld10:00am ....................................Octonauts10:05am .......................................Kerwhizz10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train10:40am .....................................Waybuloo11:00am ...................In the Night Garden11:30am ......................... BBC World News12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy2:15pm ..........................The Weakest Link3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes4:30pm .............................................Flog It!5:15pm .............................Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is

6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads6:30pm ............... Celebrity MasterChef7:00pm ....................Antiques Road Trip8:00pm .................University Challenge8:30pm ............................Lorraine’s Fast,

Fresh and Easy Food9:00pm ......................Masters of Money10:00pm ................James May’s Things

You Need to Know...10:30pm ................................. Newsnight11:20pm ..............................Dragons’ Den12:20am ................ Richard Hammond’s

Crash Course



6:00pm .......................... London Tonight6:30pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ...................................EmmerdalePaddy is gutted when Marlon gets the upper hand in the legal battle for Leo. Carl sides with Charity against Jimmy in the business.

7:30pm ..................... Coronation StreetRita makes a shocking discovery as Tommy pours his heart out. Kirk chaperones Beth when she meets her internet date. Dev makes a surprising offer to Sunita.

8:00pm ................................Paul O’Grady:For The Love of Dogs

8:30pm ..................... Coronation StreetHas Tommy and Tina’s relationship reached the end of the line? Beth sees Kirk in a new light. Lloyd pays a visit to his old flame Mandy.

9:00pm .......................................... LeavingAaron and Julie have started a passionate affair, and although Julie knows she must be cautious, it becomes clear this isn’t just a fling.

10:00pm ....................... ITV News at Tenand Weather

10:35pm ........................ Space Cowboys12:55am .................................Jackpot2473:00am .........................UEFA Champions

League Weekly

6:05am............................................Sali Mali6:10am .......................................The Hoobs6:35am.......................................The Hoobs7:00am ..........................Freshly Squeezed7:30am ...........................According to Jim7:55am ........Everybody Loves Raymond8:25am..............................................Frasier8:55am...................... Come Dine with Me9:25am...................... Come Dine with Me9:55am...................... Come Dine with Me10:25am ................... Come Dine with Me11:00am .............. The Renovation Game12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News12:05pm ............... Undercover Boss USA1:05pm ..................... River Cottage Bites1:20pm .............................Dark Command3:10pm ....................................Countdown4:00pm .............................Deal or No Deal5:00pm ........ Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate

Cookery Course5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me

6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons6:30pm .......................................HollyoaksThe aftermath of the party causes ripples for the Kanes. While Rhys is busy trying to hold his family together, Jacqui and Myra enjoy a night on the town.

7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv8:00pm ....................................Dispatches8:30pm ........................Food Unwrapped9:00pm ...................................999: What’s

Your Emergency?10:00pm ..................................Rude Tube11:10pm .................. Comedy World Cup12:10am ............................. Random Acts12:15am ...................................Shameless1:10am .............................The Good Wife1:50am ...........................Charlie’s Angels2:35am ............................. A Dirty Shame


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7:00pm ........................................Top GearJeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the forthcoming Sweeney movie as they take charge of shooting the film’s climactic car chase.

8:00pm .............................Cherry Healey:How to Get a Life

9:00pm ................Let Me Entertain You10:00pm .........................The Revolution

Will be Televised10:30pm ................................ EastEnders11:05pm ..................................Family Guy11:25pm ..................................Family Guy11:45pm ...........................American Dad!12:10am ...........................American Dad!12:30am ..............Let Me Entertain You1:30am ............................The Revolution

Will be Televised2:00am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride3:00am ...................... Be Your Own Boss

6:55am....................Upstairs, Downstairs8:00am....... Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman9:00am........................................The Store10:00am ...................The Father Dowling

Mysteries11:00am ........................A Touch of Frost1:05pm ......................................Heartbeat2:05pm ....................................... The Royal3:10pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote4:15pm ................................... Rising Damp4:50pm ............................. Home to Roost5:20pm .......................Only When I Laugh5:55pm ......................................Heartbeat6:55pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote8:00pm .............Agatha Christie’s Poirot9:00pm ........................An Audience with

Barry Manilow10:00pm .........................Scott and Bailey11:00pm .....................Law and Order: UK12:05am ....................................... Wycliffe1:05am........................................ NUMB3RS

7:00am ..............................................Arthur7:13am ..............................................Arthur7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker7:45am ............................ School for Stars8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly9:05am...................................Dani’s House9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild10:05am ...........................Ed and Oucho’s

Excellent Inventions10:30am .................Me and My Monsters10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble11:25am ..........................................Ooglies11:40am ........................................Trapped12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’s


Dick and Dom1:35pm ........................................ Copycats2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild3:00pm .............................................Arthur3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher

3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show4:30pm ........................... School for Stars5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker5:15pm ....................................... Wolfblood5:45pm ...............Sarah Jane’s Alien Files6:20pm .................................Diddy Movies6:45pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher


Little Kingdom7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots8:15am ........................................Peppa Pig8:20am........................................Peppa Pig8:25am........................................Peppa Pig8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car8:40am................. Bert and Ernie’s Great

Adventures8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas9:00am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff11:10am ........................... Big Body Squad12:10pm .....................5 News Lunchtime12:15pm ................Dirty Great Machines1:15pm ............................ Home and Away1:45pm ....................................Neighbours2:20pm ........................................NUMB3RS3:15pm ..........................Ordinary Miracles5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 55:30pm ....................................Neighbours

6:00pm ..........................Home and Away6:30pm ........................................... 5 News7:00pm ........... World’s Scariest Flights8:00pm .......................... Frontline Police9:00pm .........................Cowboy Builders10:00pm ...............................Out of Time12:05am ......................Paddy and Sally’s

Excellent Gypsy Adventure1:05am ................................ Super Casino

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale6:25am........................ Coronation Street6:50am........................ Coronation Street7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US8:05am..................................... Judge Judy8:30am..................................... Judge Judy9:00am..................................... Judge Judy9:25am.............. The Real Housewives of

Orange County10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek11:30am .................................. Judge Judy12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street1:00pm ....................... Coronation Street1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show3:40pm ............. The Real Housewives of

Orange County4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy

6:00pm .........................The Jeremy KyleShow US

6:55pm ................................ The X Factor8:00pm ................................ The X Factor9:00pm ...........................The Shawshank

RedemptionPrison drama about the relationship between two inmates of Shawshank State Prison over two decades. When a New England banker begins a double life sentence in 1946 for the murder of his wife and her lover, he encounters the prison fixer and they become friends.

11:55pm ...............................Analyze ThisComedy about a Mafia don whose anxiety attacks force him to visit a psychiatrist. Renowned for his brutality, the mobster is worried about his reputation when he finds himself bursting into tears for no apparent reason.

1:55am ..................... Coronation Street2:20am ...............................Teleshopping

in 1958, four hot shot test pilots seem certain to be the first men to go into outer space. However, the back-stabbing leader of their organization disbands them to prevent their involvement in the then forming naSa and labels them as non-team players. Flash forward to the present, the foursome are now living a docile life. The electrical engineer has a pleasant retired life in a desert home with his wife. The pilot, who had a penchant for pushing the test planes to their limits, is

now a daredevil crop-duster. The navigator is a Baptist minister. The designer is a womanizing roller coaster designer. Their former boss is now a mission leader in Nasa and still as despicable as in his younger days. It is here that the main story begins. It seems that an old Russian “communications” satellite is about to crash back into the Earth’s atmosphere and somehow American technology designed by Eastwood’s character has ended up as the guiding system...

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T U E S D A Y

Gordon ramsay has made a home for himself in Channel 4’s peak schedule, and this autumn he joins the Daytime line-up with a brand new series that will teach viewers how to cook amazing food standing on their heads. Throw away those complicated cook books and never-used kitchen gadgets - Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course is all about giving home cooks the confidence and inspiration to hit the stoves and get cooking. Whether you love cooking already, or you’re starting

from scratch, Gordon will get you making modern recipes that are simple and accessible with a wow factor and an edge. Each episode will concentrate on a different theme essential for the modern cook - from the secret of cooking with chilli and spice, through to baking, roasting and slow cooking - and will be packed full of useful tricks and tips to save time and money. Gordon takes culinary inspiration from around the globe to show us simple, vibrant and utterly delicious recipes that reflect the way we all eat today.

Editor Recommends Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery CourseChannel 4 - 5:00 - 5:30 pm

6:00am........................................Breakfast9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One1:30pm ........................ BBC London News1:40pm ...........................................Doctors2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses2:38pm ................ Only Fools and Horses3:05pm .........................Horrible Histories3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard4:00pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?4:30pm ............................ Trade Your Way

to the USA5:00pm .................................... Newsround5:15pm ..........................................Pointless

6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six6:30pm .......................BBC London News7:00pm ............................. The One Show7:30pm ................................... EastEndersBilly is determined not to give up as he desperately tries to keep the cleaning business going. Things hot up when Jack finally gets Sharon to agree to go on a date with him.

8:00pm ..................................... Holby CityJac puts both her career and her health on the line; will she be able to swallow her pride and ask for help? How will Eddi react when a certain doctor returns to AAU?

9:00pm ...........................................DIY SOS10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten10:25pm ....................BBC London News10:35pm .............................. The Lock Up11:15pm ...............................Citizen Khan11:45pm ........................... Trust the Man1:25am ...............................Weatherview1:30am ..................................... Watchdog2:30am ......... Toughest Place to be a...

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV6:50am....................................Rastamouse7:00am ................Barney’s Latin America7:30am ............The League of Super Evil7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid7:55am ..................................... Newsround8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo?8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons:


Abney and Teal9:15am ................ Raa Raa the Noisy Lion9:25am...........................The Large Family9:40am.......................The Koala Brothers9:50am...................................Dirtgirlworld10:00am ............................... Chuggington10:05am ...................Nuzzle and Scratch:

Frock and Roll10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train10:40am .....................................Waybuloo11:00am ...................In the Night Garden11:30am ......................... BBC World News12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy2:15pm ..........................The Weakest Link3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes4:30pm .............................................Flog It!5:15pm .............................Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is

6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads6:30pm ............... Celebrity MasterChef7:00pm ....................Antiques Road Trip8:00pm ......The Great British Bake Off9:00pm ........................................... Vikings10:00pm ........... The Rob Brydon Show10:30pm ................................. Newsnight11:20pm .............China on Four Wheels



6:00pm .......................... London Tonight6:30pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ...................................EmmerdaleRachel and Jai clash over their financial arrangement. When Jacob acts up, Priya demands David has a word with him. Gennie reveals to Nikhil why she is nervous about childbirth.

7:30pm .......................................Live UEFAChampions League

Real Madrid v Manchester City. Manchester City make the trip to the Bernabeu to face nine times European Champions Real Madrid as the Champions League kicks off for the new season. Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate as Roberto Mancini’s team face one of the toughest tests in world football.


10:35pm ......................UEFA ChampionsLeague

11:35pm ............................GrimefightersSuicide Sid has to clear a house of horrors - complete with a rotting rat. Meanwhile, Cardiff council worker Jason takes on the wrath of some seagulls.

12:00am .................................Jackpot2472:30am ..................................Golden Balls

6:10am .......................................The Hoobs6:35am.......................................The Hoobs7:00am ..........................Freshly Squeezed7:30am ...........................According to Jim7:55am ........Everybody Loves Raymond8:25am..............................................Frasier8:55am...................... Come Dine with Me9:25am...................... Come Dine with Me9:55am...................... Come Dine with Me10:30am ................... Come Dine with Me11:00am .............. The Renovation Game12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News12:05pm ............... Undercover Boss USA1:00pm ..................... River Cottage Bites1:20pm ..................................A Man Alone3:10pm ....................................Countdown4:00pm .............................Deal or No Deal5:00pm ........ Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate


6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons6:30pm .......................................HollyoaksAs Ally continues to get the Kanes back on track, Callum is left wondering if he’s too good to be true. Phoebe and Esther bond over their shared hatred of Maddie and, in an attempt to make Tony notice her, Cindy flirts with Rhys.

7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv8:00pm .............Double Your House for

Half the Money9:00pm ..............................Derren Brown10:35pm ..........Big Fat Quiz of the 80s12:15am ............................. Random Acts12:20am ...................... Pokerstars.co.uk

European Poker Tour1:15am ................. KOTV Boxing Weekly1:40am .............................................Sailing2:05am ........... International Volleyball3:00am ..........................Mobil 1 The Grid




7:00pm ............................. Total Wipeout8:00pm ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid?8:30pm ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid?9:00pm ................... Don’t Tell the BrideRocker and tattoo artist Martyn takes control of his wedding to model and bride-to-be Terri. Martyn fell for his young bride after seeing her modelling underwear on the catwalk.

10:00pm ..........................Bad Education10:30pm ................................ EastEnders11:00pm ..................................Family Guy11:20pm ..................................Family Guy11:45pm ...........................American Dad!12:05am ...........................American Dad!12:30am ...........................Bad Education1:00am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride2:00am ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid?2:30am ...................Snog, Marry, Avoid?3:00am ................Let Me Entertain You

6:00am.......................................Heartbeat6:55am........................................ The Royal8:00am....... Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman9:00am........................................The Store10:00am ...................The Father Dowling

Mysteries11:00am ........................A Touch of Frost1:05pm ......................................Heartbeat2:05pm ....................................... The Royal3:10pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote4:15pm ................................... Rising Damp4:50pm ............................. Home to Roost5:20pm .......................Only When I Laugh5:55pm ......................................Heartbeat

6:55pm .................... Murder, She Wrote8:00pm .................... Midsomer Murders10:00pm ...................... Above Suspicion11:00pm ................... Law and Order: UK12:00am ........................................ Cracker1:05am .............................................. Monk




Dick and Dom1:35pm ........................................ Copycats2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild3:00pm .............................................Arthur3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show4:30pm ........................... School for Stars5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker5:15pm ....................................... Wolfblood

5:45pm ..........................................M.I. High6:20pm .................................Diddy Movies6:45pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV6:45am........................................Peppa Pig6:50am....................................... Big School7:00am ................................ Little Princess7:10am .............................. Ben and Holly’s

Little Kingdom7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots8:15am ........................................Peppa Pig8:20am........................................Peppa Pig8:25am........................................Peppa Pig8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car8:40am................. Bert and Ernie’s Great

Adventures8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas9:00am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff11:10am ........................... Big Body Squad12:10pm .....................5 News Lunchtime12:15pm ................Dirty Great Machines1:15pm ............................ Home and Away1:45pm ....................................Neighbours2:15pm .........................................NUMB3RS3:15pm ................................................. Class5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 55:30pm ....................................Neighbours

6:00pm ..........................Home and Away6:30pm ........................................... 5 News7:00pm ......................Emergency Bikers8:00pm .............................Wills and Kate:

Baby Fever9:00pm ..................... Person of Interest10:00pm ...................... CSI: Crime Scene

Investigation10:55pm ...................... CSI: Crime Scene

Investigation11:55pm .................................... CSI: Miami12:50am .............................Forensic Files1:15am ................................ Super Casino

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale6:25am........................ Coronation Street6:50am........................ Coronation Street7:15am ............................The Jeremy Kyle

Show US8:05am..................................... Judge Judy8:30am..................................... Judge Judy9:00am..................................... Judge Judy9:25am................... The Real Housewives

of Orange County10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek11:30am .................................. Judge Judy12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street1:00pm ....................... Coronation Street1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives

of Orange County4:40pm .................. Beauty and the Geek5:30pm .................................... Judge Judy


7:00pm ......................Peter Andre’s BadBoyfriend Club

8:00pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!8:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!9:00pm ...................... Hell’s Kitchen USAThe competition concludes as the two finalists battle it out for the position of head chef at Gordon Ramsay Steak at the Paris Las Vegas.

10:00pm ............................... The HolidaySeasonal romantic comedy about two single women on opposite sides of the Atlantic who, depressed at their love lives in the run-up to Christmas, agree to swap houses for the season in a bid to give themselves the festive break they deserve.

12:45am .......................... Celebrity Juice1:30am ................................ The X Factor2:30am ...............................Teleshopping



W E D N E S D A Y

in this special edition of imagine, alan Yentob has been given unique access to Salman rushdie, author of The Satanic Verses, as he tells the inside story of how it felt to be condemned to death by ayatollah Khomeini in 1989. To coincide with the publication of his eagerly awaited new memoir, Salman speaks frankly about his life during those 10 years, in which he lived in hiding with full-time police protection and a bounty on his head, scurrying between

safe houses, terrified for the life of his young son, hearing horrific news of his publishers and translators being attacked and killed. For the first time, Rushdie’s protection officers speak openly about the challenges of this extraordinary security operation. The programme talks to the friends and writers who gave him shelter, to his close family, to the publisher who nearly died for him, and to the Cambridge don from whom, as a student, he first heard the story of the Satanic Verses.

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6:00am........................................Breakfast9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One1:30pm ........................ BBC London News1:40pm ...........................................Doctors2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses2:38pm ................ Only Fools and Horses3:05pm .........................Horrible Histories3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard4:00pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?4:30pm ...................................Stepping Up5:00pm .................................... Newsround5:15pm ..........................................Pointless

6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six6:30pm .......................BBC London News7:00pm ............................. The One Show8:00pm ..................................... WatchdogConsumer series with Anne Robinson, Matt Allright and Chris Hollins. Are petrol companies fixing the price that drivers pay at the pumps? Plus an undercover investigation into the UK’s largest chain of pet stores, and the company that pressure-sells burglar alarms to the elderly.

9:00pm ..................................Who Do YouThink You Are?

Actress Alex Kingston knows that her great-grandfather, William Keevil, died during the First World War, leaving behind a wife and young family.

10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten10:25pm ....................BBC London News10:35pm ............. The National Lottery

Wednesday Night Draws10:45pm ....................................Imagine...12:05am ...................................... Disgrace1:55am ...............................Weatherview2:00am ........................................ See Hear

6:00am.................................. Children’s TV7:00am ................Barney’s Latin America7:30am ............The League of Super Evil7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid7:55am ..................................... Newsround8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo?8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons:



Frock and Roll10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train10:40am .....................................Waybuloo11:00am ...................In the Night Garden11:30am ......................... BBC World News12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics1:00pm .........................................See Hear1:30pm ...............................................Coast1:35pm ............................................Lifeline1:45pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy2:15pm ..........................The Weakest Link3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes4:30pm .............................................Flog It!4:45pm ................ Match of the Day Live

7:00pm ............... Celebrity MasterChef7:30pm .............................................. Coast8:00pm ........... Antiques to the Rescue9:00pm ............................ Dead Good Job10:00pm ................... The Culture Show10:30pm ................................. Newsnight11:20pm .................................... Storyville12:20am .................................... BBC News



6:00pm .......................... London Tonight6:30pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ...................................EmmerdaleJai is exasperated when Rachel delivers an ultimatum. Trying to help, Nikhil gets Henry, a virtual baby for him and Gennie to practice on. Priya is angry that David is reluctant to reprimand Jacob.

7:30pm ..................... Coronation StreetOwen steps in to help Tommy and Tina make a fresh start. Lloyd is puzzled to find that Mandy has been lying to him. Gloria persuades Stella to enter a Pub of the Year contest.

8:00pm ....................All Star Mr and MrsThe celebrity couples joining Phillip Schofield this week are Warwick Davis and his wife Sammy, Jane Seymour and her husband James, and Brendan Cole and his wife Zoe.

9:00pm ...................................... Mrs BiggsWith Ronnie incarcerated and unable to provide for his family, Charmian is pursued by a young sailor and his manipulative mother.


10:35pm ..................... Full Metal Jacket12:45am .................................Jackpot2472:45am ........................................ Columbo

6:05am............................................Sali Mali6:10am .......................................The Hoobs6:35am.......................................The Hoobs7:00am ..........................Freshly Squeezed7:30am ...........................According to Jim7:55am ........Everybody Loves Raymond8:25am..............................................Frasier8:55am...................... Come Dine with Me9:25am...................... Come Dine with Me9:55am...................... Come Dine with Me10:25am ................... Come Dine with Me11:00am .............. The Renovation Game12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News12:05pm ............... Undercover Boss USA1:00pm ..................... River Cottage Bites1:20pm .................. The Englishman Who

Went Up a Hill But CameDown a Mountain

3:10pm ....................................Countdown4:00pm .............................Deal or No Deal5:00pm ..........................Gordon Ramsay’s

Ultimate Cookery Course5:30pm ..................... Come Dine with Me

6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons6:30pm .......................................HollyoaksCallum is given reason to suspect that Ally isn’t all he seems, while Maddie makes an effort to befriend Phoebe - but does she have an ulterior motive?

7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv8:00pm ......................The Food Hospital9:00pm ............................. Grand Designs10:00pm ..................................Shameless11:05pm ............................. Random Acts11:10pm ...............................2 Broke Girls11:40pm ....................................... New Girl12:10am ................ Itunes Festival 20121:10am ...............................Nelly Furtado1:35am .......................................Spotlight1:50am ..........................................Runway




7:00pm ......................National TreasureFamily adventure following historian Benjamin Franklin Gates, who is descended from a long line of treasure hunters seeking the lost treasure of the Founding Fathers.

9:00pm ...................... Be Your Own BossBritain’s hottest entrepreneur Richard Reed, the smoothie behind Innocent drinks, is on the hunt for the next generation of start-up superstars.

10:00pm .........................The RevolutionWill be Televised

10:30pm .................................Family Guy11:15pm ...........................American Dad!12:00am .................... Be Your Own Boss1:00am ............................The Revolution

Will be Televised1:30am .............................Bad Education2:00am ................Let Me Entertain You3:00am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride

6:55am........................................ The Royal8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman9:00am........................................The Store10:00am ...................The Father Dowling

Mysteries11:00am ........................A Touch of Frost1:15pm ....................................... Heartbeat2:15pm ........................................ The Royal3:15pm ....................... Murder, She Wrote4:20pm ...................................Rising Damp4:50pm ............................. Home to Roost5:20pm .......................Only When I Laugh5:55pm ...................................... Heartbeat6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote7:55pm .................... The Adventures of

Sherlock Holmes9:00pm ............................... Supersleuths10:00pm ................................... DCI Banks11:00pm ................... Law and Order: UK12:05am ............................................ Monk1:00am .....................Murder, She Wrote




Dick and Dom1:35pm ........................................ Copycats2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild3:00pm .............................................Arthur3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show4:30pm ........................... School for Stars5:00pm ........ The Story of Tracy Beaker5:15pm ................................ Deadly Top 105:45pm .........The Tracy Beaker Survival


6:20pm .................................Diddy Movies

6:45pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher


Little Kingdom7:20am .........................The Mr Men Show7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots8:15am ........................................Peppa Pig8:25am........................................Peppa Pig8:30am................... Roary the Racing Car8:40am.............................Bert and Ernie’s

Great Adventures8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas9:00am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff11:10am ........................... Big Body Squad12:10pm .....................5 News Lunchtime12:15pm ................Dirty Great Machines1:15pm ............................ Home and Away1:45pm ....................................Neighbours2:20pm ........................................NUMB3RS3:20pm ................ A Gunfighter’s Pledge4:55pm ........................The Family Recipe5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 55:30pm ....................................Neighbours

6:00pm ..........................Home and Away6:30pm ........................................... 5 News7:00pm .........................Cowboy Builders8:00pm ......................Emergency Bikers9:00pm ..............................................Dallas10:00pm .....................Paddy and Sally’s

Excellent Gypsy Adventure11:00pm ................Murder by Numbers1:15am ................................ Super Casino

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale6:25am.......................................Nanny 9117:15am ............................The Jeremy Kyle

Show US8:05am..................................... Judge Judy8:30am..................................... Judge Judy9:00am..................................... Judge Judy9:25am................... The Real Housewives

of Orange County10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek11:30am .................................. Judge Judy12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale12:30pm ....................................Nanny 9111:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives



7:00pm ................. You’ve Been FramedRides Again!

8:00pm ............................ Top Dog Model9:00pm ......................Peter Andre’s Bad

Boyfriend ClubTwo brothers compete for the holiday, but it looks like they need to improve their DIY skills along with their dating skills.

10:00pm ............................ Love ActuallyRomantic comedy drama from the writer of Notting Hill and Four Weddings and a Funeral, which weaves in and out of the love lives of eight loosely inter-related couples. The bachelor prime minister falls for his personal assistant, his brother-in-law flirts with a colleague, a writer heads off to France and pursues an affair with a maid.

12:45am .........................Totally BonkersGuinness World Records

1:15am ...................Winners and Losers2:05am ..................... Coronation Street

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Havelock’s star pupil, liberty Gordon, turns to Waterloo road after dishing the dirt to the press on Gerard; Chalky’s good nature is stretched to the limits by Janeece; and Connor ignores Christine’s cry for help, as the school drama continues. Liberty is Havelock’s head girl, rising athletic star and carer to her mum, Sandra, who has rheumatoid arthritis. Concerned Gerard’s failings will ruin her university plans, Liberty secretly blows the lid on her head teacher with a damning story in the local paper. Liberty pleads with Audrey for a place at Waterloo Road before Gerard discovers

she was behind the newspaper exposé. But Michael believes it would be wrong to poach Havelock’s star pupil - Lorraine strongly disagrees. Under pressure, Gerard’s bad press threatens to overshadow Havelock’s performance in the first inter-school competition against Waterloo Road. And when Liberty unwittingly reveals she is responsible for the newspaper article, Gerard snaps. Now under pressure from all sides to prove her worth, Liberty pushes herself in the race - but when she’s caught popping pills by Tariq, he assumes the worst. However, all is not as it seems.

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6:00am........................................Breakfast9:15am ................................Rip Off Britain10:00am ..... Homes Under the Hammer11:00am .............Britain’s Empty Homes11:30am ........................ Cash in the Attic12:15pm ...............................Bargain Hunt1:00pm ..........................BBC News at One1:30pm ........................ BBC London News1:40pm ...........................................Doctors2:10pm ................ Only Fools and Horses2:38pm ................ Only Fools and Horses3:05pm .........................Horrible Histories3:35pm ............................. Lockie Leonard4:00pm ..............Who Let the Dogs Out?4:30pm ...................................................Roy5:00pm .................................... Newsround5:15pm ..........................................Pointless

6:00pm .......................... BBC News at Six6:30pm .......................BBC London News7:00pm ............................. The One Show7:30pm ................................... EastEndersCan words from an old friend bring Phil back from the brink? Christian is delighted when he and Syed set a date, but Syed has other things on his mind.

8:00pm ............................ Waterloo Road9:00pm .......................................Good Cop10:00pm ......................BBC News at Ten10:25pm ....................BBC London News10:35pm ................Russell Brand: From

Addiction to RecoveryTen years ago Russell Brand was addicted to heroin, his career was unravelling and he was told he may only have six months to live. The story of how he battled to stay clean of drugs is at the heart of this honest, personal film in which Brand challenges how our society deals with addicts and addiction.

11:35pm .........Taken in Broad Daylight12:55am ............. Holiday Weatherview1:00am ..................................... Panorama

6:00am.................................Children´s TV7:40am ........................................... Eliot Kid7:55am ..................................... Newsround8:00am........... What’s New Scooby-Doo?8:25am.................................. Buzz and Tell8:30am.................Nina and the Neurons:



Frock and Roll10:25am ........... Driver Dan’s Story Train10:40am .....................................Waybuloo11:00am ...................In the Night Garden11:30am ......................... BBC World News12:00pm ........................The Daily Politics1:00pm ........................... My Life in Books1:30pm .................. To Buy or Not to Buy2:15pm ..........................The Weakest Link3:00pm ...................Wanted Down Under3:45pm ........................Helicopter Heroes4:30pm .............................................Flog It!5:15pm .............................Put Your Money

Where Your Mouth Is

6:00pm ...................................... Eggheads6:30pm ............... Celebrity MasterChef7:00pm ....................Antiques Road Trip8:00pm ............................. Wartime Farm9:00pm .......................................The Choir10:00pm ........................Mock the Week10:30pm ................................. Newsnight11:20pm ............ The Rob Brydon Show11:50pm .................James May’s Things

You Need to Know...12:20am .................................... BBC News



6:00pm .......................... London Tonight6:30pm ............. ITV News and Weather7:00pm ...................................EmmerdaleAfter Andy kicks her out, Kerry gets drunk and falls into a coma. Nikhil is fuming when Charity plays a prank with Henry the virtual baby.

7:30pm ..........................................TonightWho Does Your Daughter Look Up to? The likely answer is a reality TV star, a glamour model or a footballer’s wife, rather than a ground-breaking scientist or a successful businesswoman.

8:00pm ...................................EmmerdaleVal calls Amy when the doctor says Kerry might not live through the night. United in their concern for Kerry, Val and Pollard reunite.

8:30pm ......................... The Corrie YearsThe third episode of this six-part series goes behind the scenes with Coronation Street storylines filmed on location. These included early excursions to Blackpool in the 1960s, Gail and Joe’s ill-fated trip to the Lake District in 2010, and Steve and Eileen’s holiday in Malta.

9:00pm .................. The Bletchley Circle10:00pm ....................... ITV News at Ten

and Weather10:35pm ......The Jonathan Ross Show11:35pm ...................... Poms in Paradise

6:05am............................................Sali Mali6:10am .......................................The Hoobs6:35am.......................................The Hoobs7:00am ..........................Freshly Squeezed7:30am ...........................According to Jim7:55am ........Everybody Loves Raymond8:25am..............................................Frasier8:55am...................... Come Dine with Me9:25am...................... Come Dine with Me9:55am...................... Come Dine with Me10:30am ................... Come Dine with Me11:00am .............. The Renovation Game12:00pm ..........................Channel 4 News12:05pm ............... Undercover Boss USA1:00pm ..........................Quick Bakes with

Eric Lanlard1:20pm .........................Yangtse Incident:

The Story ofH.M.S. Amethyst

3:10pm ....................................Countdown4:00pm .............................Deal or No Deal5:00pm ........ Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate


6:00pm .............................. The Simpsons6:30pm .......................................Hollyoaks7:00pm .......................... Channel 4 News7:55pm ................................. 4thought.tv8:00pm .................... Location, Location,

Location9:00pm ...............................The Audience10:00pm .........One Born Every Minute11:05pm ............................. Random Acts11:10pm ...................... 999: What’s Your

Emergency?12:15am ........................ Fatal Flight 447:

Chaos in the Cockpit1:10am ................................Lost Children2:05am .................A Tale of Two Chinas2:30am ....................................Dispatches3:00am ...........You Deserve This House




7:00pm .................................. The World’sStrictest Parents

18-year-old Jade Bare’s dad passed away two years ago. Now she barely speaks to her mum and spends all her time in clubs, pubs and parties.

8:00pm ................... Don’t Tell the Bride9:00pm ........................... Russell Howard10:00pm ........................................Wilfred10:20pm ........Great Movie Mistakes 2:

The Sequel10:30pm ................................ EastEnders11:00pm ..................................Family Guy11:45pm ...........................American Dad!12:05am ...........................American Dad!12:30am ......................... Russell Howard1:30am ...........................................Wilfred1:50am ................... Don’t Tell the Bride2:50am ............. The Revolution Will be

Televised

6:00am....................................... Heartbeat6:55am........................................ The Royal8:00am........Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman9:00am........................................The Store10:00am The Father Dowling Mysteries11:05am ........................A Touch of Frost1:05pm ...................................... Heartbeat2:05pm ....................................... The Royal3:10pm ...................... Murder, She Wrote4:15pm ....................................Rising Damp4:50pm ............................. Home to Roost5:20pm .......................Only When I Laugh5:50pm ...................................... Heartbeat

6:55pm .....................Murder, She Wrote8:00pm ...........Agatha Christie’s Poirot9:00pm ............. The Mighty Mississippi10:00pm .................... Wire in the Blood11:00pm ................... Law and Order: UK12:05am .................. Crime Connections1:05am .......................................NUMB3RS

7:00am ..............................................Arthur

7:13am ..............................................Arthur

7:25am ......... The Story of Tracy Beaker

7:45am ............................ School for Stars

8:20am.........................................Wingin’ It

8:45am.................... Bear Behaving Badly

9:05am...................................Dani’s House

9:35am.................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild

10:05am .........Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions

10:30am .................Me and My Monsters

10:55am .............................. Hotel Trubble

11:25am ..........................................Ooglies

11:40am ........................................Trapped

12:10pm ........................... Little Howard’sBig Question

12:35pm ....................................My AlmostFamous Family

1:05pm .............................. The Legend ofDick and Dom

1:35pm ........................................ Copycats

2:05pm ................... Bear Behaving Badly

2:25pm ................... Dick ‘N’ Dom Go Wild

3:00pm .............................................Arthur

3:10pm ..........................Shaun the Sheep

3:20pm ...................................... Pet Squad

3:35pm .................... Dennis and Gnasher

3:45pm ...........The League of Super Evil

4:00pm ................ The Scooby-Doo Show

4:30pm ........................... School for Stars

5:00pm ........................................Leonardo

5:55pm ......................................Blue Peter

6:25pm .................................Diddy Movies


Little Kingdom7:20am ........................ The Mr. Men Show7:35am .....................Thomas and Friends7:45am ................... Make Way for Noddy8:00am............... Fifi and the Flowertots8:15am ........................................Peppa Pig8:25am........................................Peppa Pig8:35am................... Roary the Racing Car8:45am......................Bananas in Pyjamas9:00am..........Abby’s Flying Fairy School9:15am .......................... The Wright Stuff11:10am ........................... Big Body Squad12:10pm .....................5 News Lunchtime12:15pm ........World’s Toughest Trucker1:15pm ............................ Home and Away1:45pm ....................................Neighbours2:15pm .........................................NUMB3RS3:15pm ................................The Obsession5:00pm ................................... 5 News at 55:30pm ....................................Neighbours

6:00pm ..........................Home and Away6:30pm ........................................... 5 News7:00pm .......................... Frontline PoliceRav hooks up with a blast from the past and sets off on a patrol of Southend. With the weather turning from bad to worse it seems the roads have been transformed into a demolition derby and the frontline unit battles to keep the county moving.

8:00pm ...................Heroes of the Skies9:00pm ...............................Making Faces10:00pm .......................................True CSI11:00pm ............................................Dallas

6:00am..................................... Emmerdale6:25am........................ Coronation Street6:50am.............Life’s Funniest Moments7:15am ...........The Jeremy Kyle Show US8:05am..................................... Judge Judy8:30am..................................... Judge Judy9:00am..................................... Judge Judy9:25am................... The Real Housewives

of Orange County10:30am ................ Beauty and the Geek11:30am .................................. Judge Judy12:00pm .................................. Emmerdale12:30pm ..................... Coronation Street1:00pm .................................... Judge Judy1:30pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show2:35pm ............... The Jeremy Kyle Show3:40pm .................. The Real Housewives


6:00pm ....... The Jeremy Kyle Show US7:00pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!7:30pm ................ You’ve Been Framed!8:00pm ..............................Cool RunningsWhen three Jamaican Olympic sprint contenders trip at the trials, they join up with another Jamaican to form Jamaica’s first bobsled team to find another way to represent their country. This is the true story of four Jamaicans in the 1988 Olympics in Calgary.

10:00pm ......................... Celebrity JuiceThe irrepressible Keith Lemon returns with a brand new series of the comedy panel show with regular team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. Guests include chart-topping rap artist Example and comedian Chris Ramsey.

10:45pm ......................... Top Dog Model11:50pm .................... Hell’s Kitchen USA12:45am .................Winners and Losers1:35am ..................... Coronation Street2:00am ...............................Teleshopping

Sav’s quest to get Jonjo arrested for andy’s murder draws suspicion from Costello and Sarge; his emotions seem to be impairing his ability to do his job. at work with amanda, Sav’s lines of wrong, right and justice seem to be blurring. On patrol, Sav sees local known thief Kyle Smart and asks him to keep an eye out for two men on dirt bikes who have been attacking young women.

Amanda is asked to pose as a student in an attempt to catch the two men, but Sav is angry about the lack of back-up she will have and the danger she’s putting herself in. When the set-up goes wrong, Sav is furious at the force’s inability to help. When he gets a call from Kyle to say he’s seen the two men on dirt bikes, Sav decides it’s time to sort things out – his way.

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This week’s property has been selected for its ultra-modern design, and picturesque location along with a very reasonable asking price. Driving through the sleepy and pretty village of Tijoco Bajo, this house stands out as a fine example of modern design amongst all the older Canarian houses and fincas that surround it. Tijoco Bajo is located about 8 minutes’ drive from Playa de Las Americas, following the higher road along the west coast towards Guia de Isora, the village is nestled just below the main road, on the hillside, enjoying fantastic coastal views and unbeatable views of La Gomera. With only a couple of restaurants, a chemist, a church and a school this is a very small village, typically Canarian, very quiet and with a warm and friendly atmosphere. This village has been left mostly unspoilt by the building rush of past years with only a couple of new complexes having been built, both of which are small and in keeping with the rest of the village. It is a pleasant surprise, therefore to come across this very modern house in such a quaint village. The owners chose the location, right on the edge of the barranco for its dramatic and beautiful natural surroundings, looking out over the west

coast of the island and only a few minutes’ drive from the beach. The property itself is constructed over 2 floors. It is set on a plot of 500m2 with a built size of 252m2. The house is very open-plan and is designed to let the natural light in at every opportunity. It is no surprise therefore that glass is one of the major materials used in the construction of this house, with one wall comprising of wall to wall glass from floor to ceiling allowing the residents of the house un-interrupted views over the barranco and the sea. The architect has incorporated natural stone and modern ironwork into the design of the house resulting in an effective mixture of ultra-modern and natural materials. The property comprises 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, an open-plan kitchen (left empty for the new owner to make their own selection) and it has an outside, but covered-over swimming pool with a unique design very much in keeping with the rest of the house. This beautiful property is on the market with Tenerife Properties for 570,000 Euros and you can view this by contacting Lynne or Rachel on 922 724 110, 699 250 870 or 608 573 443 or emailing on [email protected]

THROUGH THE KEYHOLEBy Lynne Leadbetter

Tenerife Properties have been trading on the island for over 30 years. Their offices are located in San Eugenio, in between the

Santander and BBVA banks, opposite the car park entrance to the San Eugenio Shopping Centre. Partners are Lynne Leadbetter and Mike Woodhouse, along with Sales Director Rachel Rogers and Secretary Delia Rodríguez Boue. Mike is a member of The Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors, a member of the National Association of Estate Agents (Overseas) and a member of the Spanish College, known as the Associación Profesional de Gestores Intermediarias en Promociones de Edificaciones. His college number being GIPE 2676 and he has been practicing in Tenerife since 1988. He is also the Appointed Valuer for the Abbey National International in the Canary Islands. Property purchase can be very stressful, particularly if you are situated 2,000 miles away. Tenerife Properties aims to take that stress away for you. They assist in arranging mortgages, valuations, Spanish bank accounts, NIE numbers, contents and buildings insurance, Spanish wills and even assist in obtaining discounted rates when transferring money. In short, they assist in every aspect of the purchasing and selling process, right through to and beyond the day of completion at the Notary. They also offer an excellent after sales service.


My boyfriend recently confessed that before he met me, he regularly used to sleep with prostitutes. He says it was always on lad’s nights out or when he went away on holiday with the boys and that he hasn’t done it for years. But I’m disgusted by the idea and I can’t get it out of my head. He swears now he’s met me he’s not interested any more but I’m worried that it will happen again. Am I being unreasonable?Hayleigh, 25 Whether you agree or disagree with the rights and wrongs of

prostitution, you can’t deny the fact that your boyfriend’s honesty is a good thing. I hardly think that he would be telling you about this if he was planning on ever doing it again so I think worrying about that is a complete waste of time. Talking to your boyfriend and trying to accept his reasons for what he did is important for both of you. Ultimately, if this news has made you see him in a new light and you just can’t get past the feelings of revolution you now have, you may well need to reconsider the relationship altogether. Personally, I think you’re missing the point entirely. This guy is opening up to your like never before. If you are able to appreciate and embrace that fact, your relationship will be closer and stronger than ever before. It’s your choice and I fully accept your views but this all happened long before you were on the scene didn’t it?

My husband’s desperate to go abroad to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary but I’m terrified of flying. We’ve never left England and now he says he’s fed up of going to the same place on holiday and fancies a change. I really feel like I’m letting him down but I just can’t face the idea of flying. He says I’m being silly because I’ve never actually been on a plane before. Do you think he’s being unreasonable?Maggie, 55 Statistically, you’re far more likely to get

knocked down by a bus than die in a plane crash but I can totally understand your fears. My own phobia is with dogs, I actually used to cross the road just to avoid them before I decided to confront my fears and start thinking rationally about them! Don’t blame your husband too much for his point of view as you and I both know deep down and as countless aviation experts will tell you, your fear is unjustified. Speak to your GP and ask if he can refer you to a specialist for help with this. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy as well as other techniques can work well and help you to put this fear way behind you. Most airlines are more than happy to help in this satiation too and they, after all, are the experts when it comes to flying. Explain to your husband that you do want to change this and you’re prepared to get the right help but in turn, you need his understanding and support. With any luck, this time next year, you’ll both be sitting on a sunny beach sipping cocktails together.

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I’ve been desperate for my boyfriend to propose. We’ve been together three years but he still hasn’t popped the question. Now my younger sister has just announced her engagement after being with her boyfriend for seven months. I’m gutted and although I’m happy for my sister, I’m so jealous and am finding it hard to be civil to her. Even worse she wants me to be a bridesmaid but I don’t think I can cope helping her with plans for her wedding when I’m so desperate for my own big day.Michelle, 23 There’s two issues here Michelle and both, if left unchecked have the potential to affect your life in a completely negative way. Firstly, jealousy is an irrational and destructive emotion that you’ve got to work hard at beating. You should be happy for your sister and ready to share her experiences with her rather than looking on with bitterness and envy. We’ve all got to live our lives for ourselves and focus on what we have rather than what we don’t have. The alternative is to let jealousy get in the way and potentially ruin your relationships with the people you love most. In short, you really

need to get a grip, I think you can see that. The situation with your boyfriend is obviously not what you had hoped for but I cant understand what’s stopping you from popping the question to him? Its 2012 you know, women are allowed to propose these days! Think it over and work out if marriage really is the be all and end all for you. If it is, then propose and see what happens. If your bloke turns you down, you’ll have a simple choice to make wont you? If he says yes, problem solved!

I live in a shared house with two friends. I’ve recently started seeing a guy who lives 200 miles away. I go to see him every weekend and I think that this could turn into something really special. My friends are being really nasty about it though and making me feel so guilty for not ever seeing them. Are they jealous, or am I being a bad friend?Kerry You’ve only got to please one person here Kerry and that’s you!

If this guy is “the one” for you then why wouldn’t you spend as much time with him as possible? Of course it’s never wise to completely turn your back on friends for the sake of a new relationship so my advice is to play things by ear and perhaps reach some sort of

compromise. Have you thought about inviting this guy down to yours for a change? That way, you’d be keeping everybody happy and it would also give your mates a chance to see what he’s like. I’m sure they are just worried about you and want to make sure you’re happy so don’t be too harsh on them eh? Right now everything is new, not only to you but also to your friends so a short period of adjustment is only to be expected.

Jealous Friends

CALDERS CONFESSIONSBy Calder Jon

So jealous she’s getting married

Calder spent twelve years working as PA and Co-presenter with Jeremy Kyle on various radio stations, he is now a Freelance Radio Presenter where he answers listeners´dilemmas each Sunday night on the airwaves.We are also very grateful to have him here, answering your questions and queries as part of the Tenerife Weekly team.

Terrified of flying


recipe time This week I was sent this little beauty from Gecko Excursions. The ‘Shabba’ burger. Basically a burger stuffed with anything of your choice. We’ve kept it simple and just used cheese, but you can literally fill it with anything that tickles your taste buds!

method1. Combine ground beef, Worcestershire sauce, garlic paste,

and paprika in a large bowl; mix well. Form 8 thin patties from the beef. Each patty should be slightly larger than a slice of cheese.

2. Put the grated cheese into 4 equal piles. Sandwich one stack of cheese between 2 ground beef patties. Tightly pinch edges together tightly seal the cheese within the meat. Repeat with the remaining cheese and patties.

3. Cook burgers on a hot griddle or frying pan (without any

oil) until well browned, about 4 minutes. It is common for burgers to puff up; due to steam from the melting cheese. Turn burgers and prick the top of each to allow steam to escape; cook until browned on the outside and no longer pink on the inside; about 4 minutes. Serve on hamburger buns. Simply Delicious!

Have you made it? Created your own variation? Something you want to share? Let me know by email and I will add your comments next time.... [email protected]

HAPPY COOKING!

PUGH´S PANTRYBy Barry Pugh

ingredients

500 grams minced beef or pork if you prefer!

1 tablespoon Worcester sauce

3/4 teaspoon garlic paste

1 teaspoon sweet paprika

loads of grated cheese of your choice

4 hamburger buns

Fun in the KitchenCooking with Power Tools!Being creative is always fun, but when you really need that electric whisk that you don’t have, or you want lots and lots of cracked black pepper for that perfect pepper sauce and you simply don’t have the energy or patience to stand there and keep twisting that pepper mill, then your worries are over! Using a power drill or cordless drill is a new concept in culinary delights; and here are a few tips on what you can do with it!

1. Get a normal whisk and attach it into the end of the drill - Hey Presto! A power whisk!2. Got a twisty handle cheese grater - no problem- remove the handle and insert a 2” screw.

Connect the 2 inch screw to the drill and in seconds you will have mountains of grated cheese!3. Peppermill - No problem; simply remove the nut at the top of the grinder to expose the drive

shaft and attach the drill. No more twisting and turning!4. And finally it can even help you clean up from all that cooking. Find a bulldog clip and drill a hole

into the centre of it. Attach a 2” bolt and secure it with a nut. Next fold the sponge in half and insert it into the bulldog clip. Attach the screw to the drill, and now you have a power sponge to get rid of any burnt bits on your pots and pans!


This year we have seen the thirteenth Paralympic games. These people astonish us all. Their training and feats of endurance have involved far more work, both mentally and physically, than those who compete in the Olympics. most of these people have had to learn to come to terms with their situation before they could even think about taking part in training for running or wheelchair sports etc. I find it quite incredulous that, in this day and age, we find it necessary to segregate people with physical handicaps from what we would call able bodied people. I

can’t get to grips with the fact that their races etc. aren’t integrated into the Olympics themselves. Now, I am not saying that the Paralympians should run against the Olympians. I just feel that their sports should be added to the

Olympics, just as any new sport would be. This way there would be one Olympic Games for all. A Games where everyone would come together rather than having an add-on at the end.

During the recent Olympic games, shops in london were allowed relaxed Sunday trading laws. This meant that they were allowed to open for more hours etc. now that the Olympics are over the rules will revert to their original status. How ridiculous. We are in the middle of the worst recession in living memory. The government has an enormous debt to pay off and here is an opportunity to employ people and help them to earn more money which they pay tax on. It is an opportunity for people to buy more products, which they pay VAT on, and they are going to go back to the archaic Sunday trading laws of the past.

The “Keep Sunday special” brigade is wrong. What is special about having nothing to do? What is special about not being able to shop and buy the things you need when your only day off is a Sunday. I know, I’ve been there. There is nothing special about it at all. Thankfully, the Spanish government has relaxed its archaic laws and now allows more freedom to the shops. Previously, shops could only hold their sales when the government decided. That has now been dropped and shops are now allowed to open on more Sundays of the year and more hours a week. We supposedly live in the free world. If people want to spend money in shops, why should the name of the day make any difference?

many of us in Tenerife have a second language. Spanish is mine. although i speak it fluently, i get frustrated when i come up against a word or a phrase that i still don’t understand. This is inevitable really; after all there are many words in my own language that i still don’t understand. language is something that we never stop learning. I came across a few interesting English words that made me giggle and in the process of searching the dictionary here are some of them. Bumbershoot - An umbrellaCollop - A slice of meat or fold of flabCrapulence - Discomfort from eating or drinking too much Doozy - Something really great Lollygag - To move slowly, fall behindMugwump - An independent politician who does not follow any partyNelipot - Someone who walks around with nothing on their feetSnickersnee - A long knife Snollygoster - A person who can’t be trusted Wabbit - Exhausted, tired, worn out

Mind Your Language

All Together Now

Last January, I got the bargain of a lifetime. I went to Al Campo in the north and bought some toilet paper. It was on offer at 29 cents for 9 rolls. I bought two shopping trolley loads of the stuff. Its good quality stuff, you know the sort, soft and fluffy and plenty on a roll. It was on sale because it had Christmas trees and holly printed on it. I thought what the hell. Who cares what it has printed on it! It’s cheap and it certainly does the job!

Well, here we are in the middle of September and I still have quite a few rolls left. Every visit to the loo is a festive experience in our house! We were laughing about it when I bought it, wondering how long it would last. I think mid-October will see the last piece disappear into oblivion. I will mourn its demise. The best bargain I ever had! No more than 10 euros for almost a year’s supply of loo paper. Bet you can’t beat that!

On a roll

SHARPLES IN SESSIONBy John Sharples

Open All Hours

If you have any comments about my articles please email [email protected]


WHERE ARE YOU FROM?Originally from DerbyWHEN AND WHY DID YOU MOVE TO TENERIFE?My parents wanted to come when I was 7WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY?24.09.78DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FAMOUS?No, I have a good following and amazing support but hopefully fame will hit me one dayALTHOUGH YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE SHY?Yes, when there is a small crowd but I can do anything in front of thousands, strange reallyIF YOU HAD A DIFFERENT JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would like to be pro motocross riderWHO AND WHY IS YOUR IDOL?My idol is Calvin Harris because I consider my writing and vocals similar style but like to be at his pro levelWHAT IS THE BIGGEST DISASTER YOU HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE?Singing and the mike keeps cutting outWHAT IS YOUR TIPPLE?Vodka RedbullWHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?MotocrossHOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK?Spanish, English and French more or lessHOW MANY HOUSES DO YOU HAVE? 1 house WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? 11amHOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU EARN IN A MONTH? That I can’t answerHOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN IN A MONTH? There’s no limit like everyoneWHAT DO YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON?On studio equipment and DJ equipmentWHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?Singing

DO YOU DO CHARITY WORK?YesWHY DID YOU BECOME A DJ? Because I started producing and it was a good way to play out my new records to thousands of peopleDO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE? No........not yetDO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?YesWHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME?Produce or gymWHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? Chicken and riceWOULD YOU EVER GO “BACK HOME”Only if I had to workWHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY?In MiamiTELL US A SECRET ABOUT YOU!I can’t pee in public lolDO YOU ENJOY YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS?When i get one I’m sure I willDO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?BoxersIF YOU WERE A BISCUIT, WHICH WOULD YOU BE?Fig rollWHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT? Bianco or Thai BotanicoNAME ONE ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU WOULD LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH? Megan Fox

WERE YOU BULLIED AS A KID?A bitIF YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE, WOULD YOU ENTER BIG BROTHER? Yes I’d give it a go I supposeWOMEN OR CARS? Both are my passionHOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST DESIRABLE MAN/WOMAN ON THE EARTH? Hopefully one day I can let ya knowIF I CAME TO YOUR HOME AND LOOKED INSIDE THE FRIDGE, WHAT WOULD I FIND?Pineapple juiceWHAT’S YOUR BAD QUALITY? Don’t see my good friends enoughHOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS?Caring, fun, dedicatedWHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?People who don’t answer messagesWHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU DISLIKE? Full of themselvesIF I GIVE YOU ONE MILLION EUROS HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?On a huge studioWHAT´S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION YOU HAVE BEEN IN?I was in the BBC changing room was dying for the toilet so peed in a plant pot and the presenter came in to tell me it was time for my interview on TV!

LEON CORMACKIn The Spotlight By Barry Sparkle

A very successful British born D.J. and producer, currently working at Magic 6 days a week, Leon also covers all the major music events in Tenerife. You can follow Leon and see where he is appearing via his facebook page www.facebook.com/leon.cormackdjproducer

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In The Spotlight By Barry Sparkle


Ever since the bestseller “50 Shades Of Grey” made world news for becoming the fastest selling paperback novel of all time, talk of a movie adaptation has been rife and a movie is being fast-tracked for release as early as next summer, although no release date has been confirmed. So what’s all the fuss about?”50 Shades Of Grey” is the 1st book in the fifty shades trilogy, first published in June 2011 (amazingly) it’s a work of erotic fiction by British writer E.L. James and tells the story of troubled billionaire Christian Grey and his kinky Sado-masochistic relationship with college student, Anastasia. Aimed squarely at.... how can I put this delicately-females who are in search of their own Mr Grey (my wife has, hasn’t read it but I’m not one to boast), the novel has become a phenomenon in a very short space of time. So on to casting, rumours have been circulating all over the media as to who should play the titular character, with Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum and “Lost’s” Ian Somerhalder as well as controversially, porn star James Deen getting a mention.

However, recent reports seem to indicate that “True Blood’s” Alexander Skarsgard who plays vampire Eric Northman in the HBO TV series is the frontrunner and if you’ve seen the show (it’s fantastic by the way), you’ll know that the nudity and sex scenes that will surely play a big part in a movie adaptation would just be “another day at the office” for Alex!! So who do YOU think could play Christian Grey?

“Come and get it!it’s a running buffet!

all you can eat!!”DEAD GOOD

Not that long ago zombies were consigned to the “video nasties” Shelf at the local video shop and most people would rather eat brains than spend 2 hours watching zombies, well.. eat brains! These days however it’s a very different story and zombies have invaded popular culture shuffling relentlessly into blockbuster movies, t.v, games, and comics and pretty much everywhere like an unstoppable un-dead army!! George Romero will forever be remembered as the godfather of the zombie film, in 1968 he popularised the Hatian Creole belief of the reanimated corpse with his movie “Night of the Living Dead”. However, the modern day obsession with them can largely be credited to the enormously popular “Resident Evil” videogames. Number 6 is out next month and I’m looking forward to nights of heart-stopping gameplay while peeking from behind the couch!!“Resident Evil” has of course spawned a successful movie series (four, with a fifth released this month) but here’s a look at some other zombie-friendly films headed our way! Firstly are 2 very similar releases, both family films using “stop motion” techniques are “Frankenweenie”, a Tim Burton film about a young Victor Frankenstein who, after his dog dies in

a car accident, decides to reanimate him using lightning. “Paranorman” is the tale of a psychic boy and his friends who must work together to save his town from a witches curse that cause the dead to rise from their graves! The animation in both movies looks superb, I’m sure they’ll be huge fun for all!! June 2013 sees the release of zombie blockbuster “World War Z” starring Brad Pitt, based on the novel “World War Z: An Oral History Of The Zombie War”, an unusual book which rather than a typical narration, is a collection of individual accounts. As for TV, not to be missed is the incredible “Walking Dead”, a series so well executed even my wife who is so terrified of brain-munchers she worked out how zombie-proof our apartment was before

we signed the contract, couldn’t help but watch both seasons (through trembling hands!) Seriously, watch this series; just make sure the doors locked!! Finally, just for fun check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Zombies to see how your favourite marvel superheroes look as zombies! NO-ONE IS SAFE!!! Last week’s quote came from Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001) see ya next week!!

ENTERTAINMENTBy Marc Craig

True blood star hot favourite for me Grey!

Cheryl ls Back!Girls aloud singer Cheryl Cole is returning to The X Factor this year! Cheryl was a judge on the show back in 2010 but quit the show last year to take a seat on the judges panel of the US version of the show, in a bid to crack America, but was sensationally sacked by Simon Cowell after a mere two weeks and replaced by former Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger, now a judge on the UK show!

However Cole will not be on the judges panel, instead she will be the celebrity invited to Gary Barlow’s house to help him pick his final acts for the live shows, a role expected to go to Take That bandmate and good friend Robbie Williams, who helped out last year. Maybe having her on the same judges panel as the woman who took her place in America last year was too bitter a pill to swallow! Nice to see you back pet!!

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nEW TEamS The departure of the two Mountain Rangers teams from the league last week (best wishes and good luck to Colin and the lads) has offered the opportunity to invite two teams from our waiting list to join the Tenerife Weekly Pool Superleague family. A massive welcome to JD’s Sports Bar on The Patch, a dedicated Pool and Snooker venue and to Grandee O’Donnell’s Irish Bar, one of the longest established bars on the Golf del Sur.

Lowrys 3 V 7 Bar 180C Lowrys Home Hoodoo strikes again. In a hard fought close match table toppers Lowrys, again failed to produce the goods on their own patch, by falling 7-3 to an experienced bar 180C team. 180C raced to a 4-0 lead until Rab and Russ from the home side broke the run with a good win in the first doubles. Lowrys narrowly lost the second doubles leaving Bar 180 only needing one more victory to take the match. Cloughie finished off a tight frame against Don from Lowrys, who narrowly missed his final red to leave Cloughie on the black. Despite Rab pulling one frame back for Lowrys the eventual winners 180C saw the experienced Robin complete a 7 ball win in his frame. Lowrys now look forward to travelling away to meet another Bar 180 side next week hoping to continue their undefeated away form.

Lupain 3 V 7 Bar 180 A Excellent display by the away team, leaving Lupain still looking for their first point!

Barracuda Hunters 1 V 9 Trap Door The names and places in this little story have been changed to protect the innocent, (in truth it’s all lies anyway but it could happen). A match was recently abandoned due to a player breaking his own foot during a game.

We’ve all done it sometime I expect, lifted one end of the table when a ball gets stuck! But this geezer lifted it up too far to impress the attractive girl he was playing, but far from impressing her he managed to make a real twit of himself by dropping the table straight onto his foot. Jamie what were you doing? I think you will get stick all week, as Helen was the hero for the Hunters. (Embellishment from Jim, Bandits) Despite the result, there was a certain sexiness and dominance in the way The Hunters played...sorry, only one played, (Helen), the only lady in the team and she took the only game off the Trappers, c’mon lads, pull your socks up. Nice one Barracuda, a good night and great lasagne. (Comments from the Trap Door Captain).

Leones 5 V 5 Red PrideReally nice to meet Red Pride. Excellent team. Some good long tactical games with Phil & Simon from Leones winning both games and Ian and Steve from Red Pride winning their games too.

Nauta B 7 V 3 Nauta A Nauta B put some points on the board in this friendly battle of the Nauta Bar. A team stand in Joules playing for her injured man, won her two singles. A team Jack & B team Frank battled it out with some friendly banter with each player claiming 1 frame. B teams Paul 7 balled Ray C in the final game but Ray refused drop his trollies for his lap around the table, (too many kiddies around). A great night with lots laughs.

Fosters 7 V 3 Leones B Missing a couple of key players, Leones struggled a little bit at Fosters, but the highlight of the night was young 9yr old Zac (little chubby brown) beating Fosters Captain Paul, much to the delight of all the players and holidaymakers!!!

Vivo 10 V 0 Dos Hermanos Another fantastic win for Team Vivo. The score line suggests an easy win but far from it, Dos Hermanos just failing to finish off the frames when they had the chance. For Vivo, both Valeri and Victor adding more games to their 100% record, and Heike narrowly missing out on a break to finish.

Bar 180 Titans 5 V 5 Target Bar We knew it would be a tough game, really should have taken the match as we needed 1 out of the last 2 frames, but they’re a very good team. Well done Target Bar for holding us to a draw.

Bar Tasca A 8 V 2 Britannia Inn Bungalow came through with 2 snookers to take the first frame from Matt. and Grandad taking the next. Britannia fought back to take the next two, all square going into the doubles. No looking back then from Tasca, John Boy producing a stunning finish in the doubles, Alex not missing a ball in his single, and Bungalow narrowly beating Matt again who might have finished but for the narrowest of margins on a bank shot. (Bungalow still 100%, can anyone beat this man?)

Target Rangers 7 V 3 Barracuda Bandits, Unfortunately for the Bandits the wheels have dropped off their wagon since last season. Because we are the oldest team in the league some of the team are now knackered. Spare a thought for Ray who was 75 on Wednesday, keep going mate. Anyway Target Rangers were much the better team on the night and deserved their win, but that doesn’t mean that every dog has its day and we can’t wait to get you back to ours. TR and BB have a special relationship, but it’s not going to last long if you don’t let us win one, 7 times we’ve played now and we still haven’t beaten you. In case anyone is confused, this is the away captain doing the comments because TR are much too humble, love you all, great night.

SPORT

Tenerife Weekly Pool Superleague

Position P W D L F A +/- PTS1 Bar 180 A 7 5 2 0 45 25 20 17 2 Vivo 6 5 1 0 48 12 36 16 3 Lowrys 7 5 0 2 39 31 8 15 4 Bar 180 C 7 5 0 2 38 32 6 15 5 Atlantis Sharks 5 4 1 0 41 9 32 13 6 Fosters 6 3 1 2 34 26 8 10 7 Frosties 6 3 1 2 29 31 -2 10 8 Legendary Jokers 6 3 1 2 28 32 -4 10 9 Leones B 4 3 0 1 25 15 10 9 10 Atlantis Crew 6 2 1 3 27 33 -6 711 Dos Hermanos 6 2 1 3 26 34 -8 7 12 Welkom Wanderers 7 1 4 2 28 40 -12 7 13 Sloop Bar 6 1 3 2 26 32 -6 6 14 Leones 6 1 2 3 29 31 -2 5 15 Bar Tasca B 6 1 2 3 27 33 -6 5 16 Summerland Allstars 7 1 2 4 31 39 -8 5 17 Chipeque 7 1 2 4 23 47 -24 5 18 Red Pride 7 0 3 4 25 45 -20 319 Grandee O’Donnell’s 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 120 Lupain 7 0 0 7 24 46 -22 0

Position P W D L F A +/- PTS1 Bar Tasca A 6 5 1 0 44 16 28 162 Summerland Elite 7 5 1 1 47 23 24 16 3 Trap Door 7 5 0 2 47 23 24 15 4 Clouseaus Diamonds 7 5 0 2 44 26 18 155 Hoops 6 5 0 1 38 22 16 15 6 Treasure Island 7 4 2 1 44 26 18 14 7 Target Bar 7 4 2 1 40 30 10 14 8 Bar 180 Titans 7 4 1 2 42 28 14 13 9 Target Rangers 6 2 3 1 33 27 6 9 10 Barracuda Bandits 6 3 0 3 32 28 4 9 11 Oasis 7 3 0 4 33 37 -4 9 12 Legends A 6 2 2 2 28 32 -4 8 13 Bar 180 B 6 2 1 3 23 37 -14 7 14 Britannia Inn 6 2 1 3 23 37 -14 7 15 Barracuda Hunters 7 1 1 5 23 47 -24 4 16 Nauta B 7 1 0 6 26 44 -18 3 17 Nauta A 7 0 2 5 22 48 -26 2 18 Clouseaus Emeralds 7 0 2 5 20 50 -30 219 Legends C 6 0 1 5 18 42 -24 120 JDs Sports Bar 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0

This week’s news and action

red Division results - 11.9.12Bar 180 Titans 5 - 5 Target Bar

Bar Tasca A 8 - 2 Britannia Bar

Barracuda Hunters 1 - 9 Trap Door

Clouseaus Emeralds 4 - 6 Oasis Lounge

J D Sports Bar 3 - 7 Treasure Island

Legends A 6 - 4 Summerland Elite

Legends C 2 - 8 Clouseaus Diamonds

Nauta B 7 - 3 Nauta A

Target Rangers 7 - 3 Barracuda Bandits

Bar 180 B P - P Hoops

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Blue Division results - 11.9.12Atlantis Sharks P - P Atlantis Crew

Chipeque 5 - 5 Welkom Wanderers

Fosters 7 - 3 Leones B

Frosties 6 - 4 Bar Tasca B

Leones 5 - 5 Red Pride

Lowrys 3 - 7 Bar 180 C

Lupain 3 - 7 Bar 180 A

Sloop Bar 5 - 5 Legendary Jokers

Summerland Allstars 5 - 5 Grandee O’Donnells

Vivo 10 - 0 Dos Hermanos

Target Bar team (Players left to right) : Grant, Dave, rob, roy and Steve

Tenerife Weekly - 14th September - 20th September 2012 Facebook.com/TenerifeWeekly 45 SPORT SCENE WITH COLIN KIRBY

Spanish ladies Open Swingsinto Golf las americas

Great sporting action, stylish leisure fashion, and a 350,000 euro money prize pot, it’s no wonder that camera crews from around the globe will be flocking to Golf las americas for the Spanish ladies Open from 20th to 23rd September. The Ladies European Tour has grown in stature over the last decade and the four day event will be like a living holiday brochure for tourism in Tenerife. The strikingly beautiful layout of the Las Americas course may wow the viewers, 35 international channels will be showing live coverage and 206 in total will transmit highlights, but the players

know it will test their game to the limit. Last years Tenerife Ladies Match Play tournament at Golf Las Americas saw Becky Brewerton from St Asapth in North Wales emerge as champion after a dramatic three way showdown on the final green. Becky, and previous Tenerife winners, Melissa Reid from Derbyshire, and Felicity Johnson from Birmingham will be among the 126 players from 24 countries chasing glory this year. Spectators are

welcome to pop along and follow the players as the drama unfolds, entrance is free and play starts at 8.30 am each day.

Painful First Point For CD marino

A 0-0 home draw against Coruxo last Sunday was scant reward for an improved CD Marino performance and came at a high price. After just 14 minutes an accidental clash of bodies felled defender Noda, he was carried off and diagnosed with a double fracture of the cheek bone, it could be a long time out for him.

The Las Americas team regrouped and thought they had a deserved lead just before the half hour. Alberto Noah powered through the two visiting central defenders to score but the ref ruled it out for offside. The game ended level, ensuring Marino a first point of the season.

Free Basketball Derby TicketsFor la laguna

From shooting hoops to jumping through them CB Canarias have finally met all the demands to cement their promotion to Spain’s national elite basketball league the aCB. On the court they were untouchable last season but joy turned to frustration as financial pressures delayed their planning for the new season.

Now the La Laguna team is determined to make an impact at the top level and are offering free entry to their local derby curtain raiser, the Toyota Cup against CB Gran Canaria. The away leg is on 12 September but they can secure early silverware in the second leg on 21 September at 9pm in the Pabellon Santiago Martin on the TF5 into La Laguna from Santa Cruz.

To get free tickets just follow the link at www.toyotacanarias.es

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CD Tenerife are Top Of The Pile

Even a couple of late defensive lapses couldn’t tarnish a sparkling 3-2 away win for CD Tenerife at CD Ourense on Sunday afternoon. Slick passing and attacking flair lit up Tenerife’s play as they dominated most of the game in Galicia. Ourense had some early chances, Sergio Aragoneses whipped the ball off the feet of Quintairos as he advanced but the turning point came when Tenerife right back Moyano nicked the ball off Pillado as he shaped up in the penalty area. That seemed to fire the visitors, Cristo Martin set up Yeray for a delicate header that tested the home keeper and a few minutes later Loro curled a free kick into the top corner of the Ourense net to take the lead. On the half hour Moyano lobbed a long ball in, Aridane swapped it with Martin and beat the keeper for a well deserved 2-0 lead at the break. Suso came off the bench and was his usual bag of tricks, firing just wide of the goal after his persistence made a half chance and hitting the post

after ghosting past two defenders. Tenerife relaxed a little and back came Ourense, Sergio had to save with a low dive and then a tip over but with five minutes left Jona reduced the arrears with a free header. Suso started the move that secured a 89th minute third for Tenerife with Aridane distracting the defence for sub Bravo to score. The ref had been niggling all through the game and in injury time he gave a harsh handball call against Loro for Claudio to rescue some home pride. CD Tenerife sit three points clear at the top of the Segunda B as this Sunday Caudal are the visitors to Santa Cruz for a noon kick off.


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Tenerife Weekly - 14th September - 20th September 2012 Facebook.com/TenerifeWeekly 47 ASTRO-BARILINA’STWISTED HOROSCOPES

Aquarius20 January - 18 February

Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors. Beauty and misery are a package pair

for you today. Hope for luck in all your endeavours. The government will not allow you to do what you want.

Pisces19 February - 20 March

Love comes when you least expect it. 36% of all romances start in the toilet. These two facts are linked and we point

them out for your amusement and as something to look forward to.

Aries21 March - 19 April

The capital of you is your heart - never forget that. The law may be your friend this week, or it might turn round and

bite you on the bum! Either way the word “law” is going to crop up.

Taurus20 April - 20 May

Drinking alcohol may well turn into the worst tomorrow possible. Try to ensure that you go out tonight wearing the

underwear with the really strong elastic.

Gemini21 May - 21 June

You are disgusted with yourself as yet again, you miss an opportunity to put things right between yourself and your

lover. But in good news you find some chewing gum you thought you’d eaten. Every day is a winding road.

Cancer22 June - 22 July

A romantic hotel break may be just the thing to spark up your love life this weekend. Some suggestions are: cover

the bed in rose petals, place some chocolates on your loved-one’s pillow, bring some beautiful flowers...

Leo23 July - 22 August

Employee of the month awards carry a penalty - the penalty of ridicule. You must relax more, take long walks and fill

the bath up really full so that you can soak those weary limbs.

Virgo23 August - 22 September

There’s no harm in taking a day off this week. You can’t hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong

into it without waiting for anyone to catch up. Your lucky horse is: Sombrero’s Lid.

Libra23 September - 23 October

You resolve to wait until you are married,, after all, there aren’t many virgins around at your age! The stars are

not looking good for you this week as Mars pulls into a region of the sky that foretells of woe.

Scorpio24 October - 21 November

Temptation looms high over the agenda this week as you suddenly notice that your colleague has rather a nice bottom

and appears to make you need to stare at it. Your belief that bewitching exists is made possible.

Sagittarius22 November - 21 December

Prognostication is not a good word when you are guessing the real colour of a lady’s hair colour. Remember, his/her

sweetness is your weakness. “His/her?” no, we don’t know your sex. Are you a woman? I really can’t tell.

Capricorn22 December - 19 January

There is a lot of anger in your brain. Douse it with cool, flavoursome beer. The future is what you make of it - and if it’s anything like what you made of the

rest of your life, I’d consider buying in materials for the nuclear winter.

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internet machine

internet machine with webcamand headphones. programmed50c 5 mins, 1€ 10 mins and 2€20 mins. with a base withwheels for easy movement. a bitbashed ...

639481064 500 €

apartment los cristianos

apartment in los cristianos justrefurbished,fully furnished 2bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen,living room, balcony facing thestreet, swimming pool,recep...

662 318 990 155,000 €

3–in-1 rooms letting

3 – in - 1 rooms available to rentin los gigantes - tenerife wouldyou like to learn a languagewhilst you are on holiday? i havethe ideal pl...

922 860 957 25 €

alfa romeo 145

1998 model t spark has 194,000km on the clock ,starts and runswell,colour champagnegold,bodywork in good conditionfor age. cash offers onlyaccepted....

618 916 363 600 €

yacht 47' sailing ketch

recently refitted with manyextras and crossed the atlanticpresently berthed in south oftenerife must be seen contactseller for further information byp...

603 347 571 150,000 €

nice 1 bedroom long let

one bed apartment in lasgalletas, top floor with liftaccess. easy reach of allamenities, banks, post office,shops and bar restuarants....

922 784 676 380 €books

More than 200 books by popularauthors such as Martina Cole,Dick Francis, Maeve Binchy,Penny Vincenzi, Lynda La Plante,Clare Francis, Cathy Kelly andma...

602515565 60 €

weights + workout bench

domyos weights - 4x10kg,4x5kg, 8x2kg, 4x1kg. 2 handweight bars and one long one forlifts, presses and squats.workout bench....

602515565 50 €

elliptical cross trainer

care futura elliptical crosstrainer. 12 programs, displaystime, rpm, calories, distance,pulse and watts. programmablefor more than one user,manually...

602515565 200 €

buggy with car seat

Baby buggy (GRACO) withadjustable car seat. FULLEXTRA! - 0 to 5 years -thermometer - clock - goodcondition - black & blue - onehand tray re...

634 335 755 129 €ford fiesta sport

Ford Fiesta Sport. 1.6, 2007. itv18 months. 100,000km. halfleather, voice activationcontrols, climate control, autofolding mirrors, alarmimmobilisor, ...

647039656 4,795 €

wicker terrace furniture

Wicker terrace chairs 6 pcs andtables 2 pcs....

693717587 150 €

dishwasher

dishwasher ...

693717587 120 €

patio tables (metal)

patio tables 4 pcs and chairs 9pcs (metal) ...

693717587 200 €

refrigerated salad count

Refrigerated salad/pizzacounter. brand: fagor. worktopin stainless steel, satin finishwith curved front edge. innerbody of stainless steel, doorswit...

693717587 500 €

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mini disc player

sony mds je 480 mini disc playeronly used once, kept in the boxso like new. ...

620 697 885 130 €

parque santiago 1 poolsi

Superb fully refurbished 1 bedpoolside apt on parque santiago1, large terrace with sun all day,sunbeds, overlooking the pool.The apt is on the ground f...

07985983559 235,000 €

artimis cuved soprano sa

Artimis curved soprano sax. verygood condition, one smallishding on the bell. plays well.sweet tone....

922176181 350 €

yamaha yss 475 soprano s

Yamaha yss 475 soprano sax,hardly played excellentcondition for year. comes with aselection of beginner tointermediate mouthpieces. ...

922176181 750 €

boat

Bayliner cierra 2355...

699156270 15,000 €

town house for sale golf

Nice flat town hose in golf delsur first line of golf courses, withseperate studio for office,employees or visits. 80 metersgarden. full new electricit...

639643651 230,000 €

citroen jumpy

For sale citroen jumpy 9 seater2.0 hdi engine. with 117,000 km,central locking and electricwindows, white itv (mot) untilljanuary 2013. 6,000 euros...

633 882 937 6,000 €

villa with 42,000sm land

private villa with 42,000 sq.m. insouth tenerife. elevated positionwith wonderful views in alldirections. walking distance tobeach of el medano. 2 b...

922 177 209 460,000 €

ladies mountain bike

ladies typhoon mountain bike.21 speed gears. goodcondition....

600 700 521 75 €

marin mountain bike

marin lightweight mountainbike. 21 speed shimano aliviogears. marin rockstar cro-moforks. marin lite tyres. excellentcondition....

600 700 521 175 €

yamaha powered sub

Yamaha. powered sub. modelno, yst-sw030. lovely sound withvolume control & off button forwhen you just don't need bass.i'll throw in a quality pro soun...

922748108 70 €

dishwasher

dishwasher ...

693717587 120 €

slicer sammic gc 250

slicer sammic gc 250,professional 25 cm meat slicer....

693717587 120 €

bengal cats

Beautiful bengals cats avaible inbrown and snow spotted bestpedigre , u s a lines ofchampions contact chris...

650 816 074 800 €

gastronorm containers

gastronorm en631 stainlesssteel containers. 11 pieces: l26,5 - w 32,5 cm with lids and12 pieces: l 53 - w 32,5 cm with9 lids. in one buy € 250,- or ...

693717587 250 €

citroen berlingo

Very good condition, itv 2013,a/c, cd radio 1.6i petrol 5 speedmanual 65,000 km only....

660 358 822 5,900 €

nikon d80 digital slr

for sale: d80 nikon digital slrwith nikon 18-70mm zoom lens.as new. sold with electronicremote cable release and iscomplete with memory card,software,...

922 723392 420 €

wooden bookcase

Lovely bookcase / displayshelves unit for sale, all wood,approximately 2 metres x1.4metres. Call to arrange aviewing at malibu park hotel innext door ...

646 269 362 50 €

wooden table & stools

Approximately 10 tables withstools for sale at malibu parkhotel, san eugenio, 200 eurosfor quick sale, can split. call tomake a viewing appointment ...

646 269 362 200 €

villa sale 10,000m2 land

Love at first sight, that is thebest way to describe thisproperty, wonderfully secluded,yet only 5 min away from theshops and the business, houseof 12...

666600288 450,000 €

citroen c3 magic

Citroen c3 1.1 magic. year 2003.100,000kms. itv until oct 2012.excellent running little car verygood for a first car!!...

REF: 1451 4,000 €

hot dog machine

Hot dog machine in stainlesssteel, as new hardly used. &rollers and spikes to warm thebuns...

602 447 570 600 €

double fryer

Twin deep fat fryer in stainlesssteel. condition is like new andworks perfectly....

602 447 570 300 €

wardrobe

2 x 50cm white high glosswardrobes. 50cm wide 60cmdepth 236cm high. 50 euroseach. can be joined together tomake 100cm doublewardrobe.tel: ...

661039095 50 €

green leather sofa

2 metre long green leathersofas, one in good condition, onedamaged leather by wear &tear....

646 269 362 100 €


disco light

moving light sound activated.ideal for walls or ceiling, fittedwith dimmer(extends lamp life)Very bright , very colourful. goodbackdrop for kareoke. ...

610988199 100 €

2 plus bedroom apartment

Apartment for sale on las brisas,san eugenio alto. 2 bedroom 2bathroom on escitura. additional2 small rooms suitable forchildrens rooms or office. ...

646 269 362 249,940 €

lg portable dvd player

LG portable dvd player dp281bhardly used with carry case,manual, remote control.compatible with dvd, cds, divx,digital dolby. see link for fullspecs h...

696 990 058 90 €

ink cartridge hp57

3 x ink cartridge hp 57 tri-colourwill sell all 3 for 75.00€. pricenormally 117€....

696 990 058 75 €

tv sharp 42

42" flat screen tv one year old,perfect state....

654776966 200 €

parker

pen and pencil set from the snapon collection gold and silver incolour in original presentationbox...

922700014 150 €

behringer ddm 4000 mixer

behringer ddm 400 new inbox.... €325.00 open to offers orpart ex... on other studio gearonly used and tested in studiofor a short while no lo...

680859315 325 €

cash register

olivetti ecr 5900 - cash registerfor sale no longer required ...

680859315 50 €

beretta coffee machine

beretta coffee machine - suit baror restaurant - €450.00ono fullyworking in good condition heatswater via electric or gas but ihave never us...

680859315 450 €

motorised treadmill

for sale motorised tread mill /running machine nolongerrequired and dont have theroom very good condition phil ...

680859315 225 €

mountain bike

Mountain bike Knona for salemed size great bike not used ingood condition well worth themoney...

687023216 225 €

elvis presley

Picture of elvis presley in73cmx53cm frame with goldingot insert and much morememorbillia ...

922700014 500 €

washing machine

washing machine very clean andin full working order very lowprice price 80.00 euro’s the itemcan be viewed in my store inadeje 10% of my sales al...

650813476 80 €

ikea ektorp tullsta chai

Colour idemo light brown...

922 703709 60 €

put me up bed

put me up single bed veryunusual design as item lookslike a television cabinet till it isopen mattress very clean likenew price 90.00 euro’s the ...

650813476 90 €


microwave

Whirlpool VT256 with grill. Canbe collected on or aroundSeptember 23rd....

602515565 20 €

genuine prada sunglasses

GENUINE prada sunglasses.Aviator Style. They are brilliantand exceptionally stylish withsophisticated decoration. Thesides are a camouflage colourthem...

670612395 90 €

marina boat berth.

12 meter by 4 meter boat berthfor sale. over 10 per-cent nettyield. offered at a significantdiscount -one only. payment ineuros or sterling here or in ...

615302177 40,000 €

berth for sale/rental.

12 meter by 4 meter. berth forsale in marina san-miguel.producing nett yield of over 10per-cent rented out on twelvemonth rolling contract or useyours...

615302177 40,000 €

citroen c4 1.6

for a quick sale citroen c4dicember 2005,99.000 km, allmod cons. itv dec 2013, willconsider part exchange. ...

656310823 5,500 €

laptop

Toshiba Equium GB RAM, 32-bitoperating system, WindowsVista, Intel(R) Celeron(R) M CPU...

602515565 40 €

safe for sale

for sale security safe with keyand combination...

679400193 1,500 €

for sale filing cabinet

1 filing cabinet with 2 slidingdoors, almost new...

679400193 400 €

photocopier for sale

for sale photocopying,professional printer konicaminolta bizhub c253 model, inperfect condition....

679400193 2,500 €

scooter retro

a new 50 cc retro scooter (only23 kilometers), colour black,black seat and lots of chrome.new price was € 1499,-. not inuse anymore, kid has a car. ...

693717587 750 €

nikon d5000 dslr camera

A Nikon D5000 DSLR camera inmint condition. The cameracomes with the following.. mmNikon lens with lens hood Nikoncamera manual Nikon view NX 2softwar...

671313451 600 €

amd x2 desktop computer

amd x2 80gb hdd 1 gb ramonboard graphics and soundcard keyboard + mouseincluded...

922176592 100 €

wine rack

Artisan black finished iron withsolid wood table. front doorsopen to allow storing of wine,top shelf for spirits etc and rackfor wine glasses....

660 774 602 120 €

office desk and chairs

Office desk with swivel chair andtwo armchairs, stainless steeland leather, well maintained....

679400193 600 €

sun blind

roll out sun blind 4.5 mtrs longand rolls out 2.5 mtrs multistriped brown ...

922700014 250 €

wireless router

TP-Link wireless router. Can't betaken away until September23rd....

602515565 10 €

complete sopranos

Complete Sopranos in box setsincluding Series 6 The FinalEpisodes....

602515565 40 €

tv + integrated dvd

DMTech 20" TV with integratedDVD. Remote control with sleeptimer function - ideal for abedroom....

602515565 20 €

toaster

DVTech long length toasterhardly used....

602515565 10 €

hairdressing chairs

2 salon chair.1 gas lift and 1without. black with silver arms.100€ gas lift. 85€ other. goodcondition ...

650 256 556 100 €

bread maker

kenwood rapid bake withinstructions....

602515565 15 €

infra red room heater

sogo infra red heater, nearlynew. 3x400w sections, rotates....

602515565 15 €

ikea clock

black with white numerals andhands, 36.5cm in diameter....

602515565 5 €

samsung dvdplayer/record

samsung sh873 with built in160gb hard drive. instruction cdin english and remote control. 3years old....

602515565 40 €

sony cd/minidisc/radio

neat, fully working system withremote control....

602515565 20 €


autobiographies

4 Autobiographies, all inexcellent condition price is forall the books....

620 697 885 6 €

mans 3 piece suit

Mans 3 piece linen suit, jacket38 chest, trousers 34 waist 32length & waistcoat, new withtags,...

620 697 885 25 €

harry potter books

3 Harry Potter books 1 hardback & 2 paper backs, price isfor all 3...

620 697 885 7 €

autobiography books

5 autobiographies, paper backs...

620 697 885 5 €

autobiographies

6 autobiographies books all inexcellent condition, 8 euros forthe 6...

620 697 885 8 €

fm perfumes

we offer a range of scentedproducts for women, in the formof perfumes, shower gels,deodorants and roll-ondeodorant. with the high qualityand low price...

605 236 286 10 €

thermor boiler

Thermor 50l boiler. like new.taken out of new apartment.works perfectly. palm mar...

922748108 30 €

3 big wicker baskets

wicker baskets 3 pcs. approx. 40x 30 cm ...

693717587 45 €

language lessons

Learn spanish-english-italian –the fun - easy way (small groupsor individual tuition) reasonablerates ...

922 860 957 10 €

martina cole books

5 Martina Cole books, 2 euroseach or all for 8 euros...

620 697 885 2 €

metallic pink sandals 37

carolina boix metallic pink anklestrap sandals with mediumheight silver kitten heels. wornonly a couple of times. greatdancing shoes! size 37. collecti...

654 873 853 12 €

black cutwork sandals 37

black medium high heel sandalswith attractive cut out detail &internal platform, hardly worn,size 37, collection from sanmiguel or local delivery in so...

654 873 853 10 €

fm perfumes

We offer a range of scentedproducts for men, such asCologne, aftershave lotions,shower gels and deodorantroll-on. With high quality and lowprice, FM m...

605 236 286 10 €

lt blue denim skirt uk8-

light blue denim straight skirt,knee length with back split, frontfastening. nice diamanté studsaround pockets & on front plus"fringing" along waist &...

654 873 853 10 €

red & black skirt uk14

nice quality silky feel red &black print slightly flared skirt,unlined, size 14 uk. new, notworn. collection from san miguelor local delivery within so...

654 873 853 10 €

motocrass jacket

Wulfsport enduro/motocrossjacket. as new. size l...

695 300 762 30 €

motocross/enduro

Progrip,motocross or endurobody armour vest. exellentcondition. size l € 30.00...

695 300 762 30 €

caron keatings hard back

Next to you", hard back book.carons keatings courage asremembered by her mothergloria hunniford. €2 ...

922 729 965 2 €

rug

Good quality wool rug 67 x 130new...

620 697 885 15 €

behringer mic 800

minimic mic800 ultra-compactmicrophone modeling preampultra-compact microphonemodeling preamp for studio andstage applications high-endpreamplifie...

680859315 45 €usb wireless skype phone

usb wireless skype phone for pc/ laptop 50 meters range fullyworking in great condition...

680859315 25 €

car boot items

Car boot items Books, crockery,cutlery, bedding, dvd´s, fewtoys, baby/ adults clothes, boysshirts/tshiirts, 8/9, ...

620 697 885 30 €

ipad3 case

white leather case for ipad3,new with screen protector,stylus pen & cloth. stand allow 2viewing position, wake sleepfunction......

922 703 801 25 €

full bed set with curtai

Full king size bed set withcurtains, polycotton, includedduvet cover,pillow slips,fittedvalance sheet and curtains withtie backs, 2 sets available, was...

922 729 456 35 €

brand new duvet sets

Brand new duvet sets, doublesize polycotton, 3 setsavailable....

922 729 456 29 €


karaoke system

2 peavy speakers, 1symphasizer digital echo AVamplifier DA-x1, J.V.C video C.Dplayer play back control C.Dversion 2-0, 2x mike stands +mike. Over 350 ...

648089399 600 €

travel chair

"nurse" travel feeding chair,folds flat for ease. this item is inan excellent clean condition. tednot included. €15 ring kath ...

922 729 965 10 €

set of 6 cushions

Set of 6 Blue throw cushions forthe sofa, can sell separate at 2€each. BARGAIN! Please call Jean...

648089399 12 €

single bed.

single bed, matress and base,good condition € 30.00 tubularsteel headboard, beige € 30.00or €50.00 for both. note, the onepictured is similar, th...

695 300 762 30 €

electronic lice combs

no more headlice. no moreexpensive, toxic shampoos!check the epilady website -these work! sole suppliers in thecanary islands. 400 units - just15 euro...

922 749799 20 €

moringa palmtrees aloes

moringa oleifera is thehealthiest planthttp://www.fit.moringagarden.eu/ different type of palmtrees, 2different type of aloes red andyellow flower ...

922 868 496 10 €

footrests

black silver salon footrests. priceper footrest...

650 256 556 30 €

postquam tints

base 6x3. base 7x11. base 8x6.base 6.75x8. base 7.55x2. base7.75x13. base 8.55x4 2€ pertint...

650 256 556 2 €

baby car seat for sale

Maclaren, brown and pink, frombirth. As new, with extrapadding around head....

606807844 25 €

professional tints

tintes de montebel-lo diapo 4.60x7, 5. 30x5, 6. 60x8, 6. 63x7,6. 65x6, 7. 20x3, 7. 70x3, 7.87x5, 6. 2x3, 6. 5x6, 6. 7x5cromatone tintes c4x2, c5x4,c6x...

650 256 556 0 €

maybelline instant age r

Maybelline Instant Age RewindFoundation in Porcelain Ivory,Classic Ivory, Creamy Natural,Medium Beige, Pure Beige,Sandy Beige, Honey Beige orCaramel -...

693 868 828 8 €

brand new duvet sets kin

Brand new cotton duvet setsking 3 sets available nowreduced...

922 729 456 28 €

new uk bedding

new uk bedding, brand new inpacket polycotton, double duvetcover and 2 pillow slips...

922 729 456 29 €

tiffany style lamp

heavy metal standard lamp withtiffany style shade....

660 774 602 35 €

brand new duvet set

brand new duvet set, duvetcover and pillowslips,pollycotton, reduced to 25euro a set...

922 729 456 25 €

line 6 bass pod xt live

Used but fully functional greatsounding box with everythingyou need on the floor....

619631355 150 €

productos corporal

Aparato de depilación eléctrica...

630994970 90 €

berg mountainbike

almost new, only the bearingwobble in the middle, need tochange. ...

638553030 60 €

beer tap - parisienne

original parisienne beer tap with4 faucets....

693717587 50 €

moroccan pot

north african pot withdecoration....

660 774 602 20 €

childs blue ikea bed + m

Childs blue IKEA matchingbedroom set - includes bed andbedside table with one draw, asnew must be seen (bargain)Please call - Jean...

648089399 70 €

wedding dress for sale

Its a beautifull stuning weddingdress .good condicion....

632 525 117 100 €

productos para tratamien

Productos para tratamientoscorporales...

630994970 120 €

tabla de vela

Precio negociable En buenestado Mide 3,80cm...

646778603 600 €

vapor-ozono

Aparato de vapor-ozono...

630994970 175 €

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COUNTRY BREAKS FOR DOGSExperienced dog-carer offers large enclosed garden and happy home environment for 2-3 dogs only. Prior viewing of facilities welcome. Short and long stays, possible to prepare and ship to UK. Collection and return available.Call 634 914 534 or email [email protected]

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Various Jobs are available at Vivo.You must be experienced, flexible with a positive attitude and be prepared to

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Please call into Vivo with your C.V.

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Transport Buses TiTSa922 531 300The “Bono-Bus” discount card can be purchased from all TITSA stations and terminals and reduces the cost of transport by up to 30%TFS - Tenerife Sur airportFlight info 902 404 704Airport info 922 759 000TFn - Tenerife north airportFlight info 902 404 704General info 922 635 800national Ferry ServicesArmas 902 456 500Fred Olsen 922 628 252Tourist officesCosta Adeje 922 750 633

Los Cristianos 922 757 137Las Américas 922 796 668multi-lingual police Central office 902 102 112Call this number and ask for an English operator to make an official report or complaint.Local police 922 757 006Hospitals 094Hospital Las Américas, 922 750 022Centro Médicos Del Sur922 791 000Candelaria Hospital922 602 000British Consulate922 286 863Mon-Fri: 8:30am - 1:30pm

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