"Teenage Dirtbag"

Her name is NoelI have a dream about herShe rings my bellI got gym class in half an hourOh, how she rocksIn Keds and tube socksBut she doesn't know who I amAnd she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyYeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyListen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Her boyfriend's a dickAnd he brings a gun to schoolAnd he'd simply kickMy ass if he knew the truthHe lives on my blockAnd he drives an IROCBut he doesn't know who I amAnd he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, babyYeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, babyListen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man, I feel like moldIt's prom night and I am lonelyLo and beholdShe's walking over to meThis must be fakeMy lip starts to shakeHow does she know who I am?And why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, babyCome with me Friday, don't say "maybe"I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you

Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'