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Table Talk of Montana406-625-2700
GREAT FALLSMEDICAL SERVICES
406.454.3247
www.greatfallsmedicalservices.com1118 Central Avenue • Great
Falls
OUR SERVICES INCLUDE:Drug/Alcohol Testing • DOT Physicals
Lab Services • Paternity TestingMassage Therapy
Great Falls Medical Services located at 1118 Central Ave in
Great Falls o�ers a wide variety services to north central Montana
including Drug and Alcohol testing in our o�ce or at your location,
DOT and non DOT physicals, massage therapy and DNA pater-nity
testing.Do you know someone who is worrying
about who the father of their child or grandchild really is? We
can have the answer for them in less than 5 days. All results are
notarized and court admissible.Our certi�ed phlebotomist is able to
draw
blood for lab based testing with or without a prescription. Most
tests are only one third to one half the costs of tests at a
hospital or local clinic.No job is too small or too big for our
highly
trained sta� to handle.Call us today at 406-454-3247, or stop
by
our new location at 1118 Central Ave in Great Falls.
406.788.3456
4800 Lower River Rd.www.riversedgeasstlvg.com
BROTHERSCONSTRUCTION
1201½ 25th Ave NEBlack Eagle , MT
Dave 406.564.7591Mike 406.781.6745
SIDINGSOFFITFASCIAWINDOWSDOORSDECKS
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NORTHERN MONTANA REALTY
#2 RAILROAD SQUARE STE A, Great Falls, MT 59401
Polly PearsonREALTOR /BROKER
[email protected]
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Abby WilliamsREALTOR /[email protected]
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Your Great Falls Home Team
®Mary Ann HilyardREALTOR
/[email protected]
Highline Communications LLP202 N. Central Ave. - Cut Bank,
MT
873-2984
[email protected]
--Why are you leaving your current job?
“I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to
attend anger
management classes.”
--Why are you looking for a job?
“Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another
job.”
“My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I’m
here.”
--Why do you want to work for us?
“Just for the benefits.”
“My old boss didn’t like me, so one day, I just left and never
came back.
And here I am!”
“I saw the job posted on Twitter and thought, why not?” -
Rebecca
Gertsmark Oren
--What are your assets? (as in strengths)
“Well, I do own a bike.”
Job InterviewQ&A
... No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to
come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the
supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a
summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
... Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately
by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases
with the number of people you tell about the former.
... Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot
be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive
the golf ball, the greater its ... Golf balls never bounce off of
trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of
the universe and should be cut down.
... No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his
playing partners must solemnly chant “You looked up,” or invoke the
wrath of the universe.
... The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems
himself as an instructor.
... Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to
humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its
desire.
... Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to
man.
LAWS OF GOLF
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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department
store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by
putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally
to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb
completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without
missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’
comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen,
is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside.”
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.
Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and
said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here.
Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson
sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited.
Nobody wears shoes here!”
Looking for someone to cater your event?We offer a great service
at a great price!
(406) 452.0773
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Your total entertainment solution.
Car Audio | Remote Starts | Home Theaters | Automotive
Lighting
Lee SecoraOwner/Technician
Showroom: 3218 10th Avenue SouthGreat Falls, MT 59405
Phone: 406-452-0090
Web: www.refav.comLike Our Service, Like Us On Facebook
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Residential Commercial
Locally owned & Operatedfor over 8 Years
1-855-424-HVAC (4822)[email protected]
Heating Air Conditioning
Duct Cleaning Chimney Cleaning Boilers Gas/Propane Fireplaces
Geothermal System Sheet Metal Fabrication
Serving the entire Hi-Line & Rocky Mountain Front with
upfront competitive pricing
We accept Credit Cards
232 Showdown Ln Valier, MT 59486
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406-452-4451
VETERAN OWNED & OPERATED24hr EMERGENCY SERVICESCOMMERCIAL /
RESIDENTIALAUTOMOTIVE / ELECTRONIC ACCESSSAFES SALE & SERVICE /
1 & 2 HOUR FIRE SAFES
300 Central Ave West • Great Falls
Protecting Owner’s InvestmentOpening Doors for Tenants
Office (406) 727-0585Fax (406) 727-0696
Colleen & John DownhamLicensed Property Managers
315 6th Street SouthGreat Falls, MT
www.fullhouseproperymgmt.com
...In the year 1988 tenor Luciano Pavarotti received a record
165 curtain calls at a Berlin opera house.
...Make music not war: Monaco’s national orchestra is bigger
that its army.
...Wham!’s hit single Wake me up before you go go was written by
George Michael who was inspired by the note that was left to his
hotel room by another band member Andrew Ridgeley. The note was
mistakenly written as “Don’t forget to wake me up up before you go
go, George”.
...House of the rising sun by The Animals was recorded with only
15 minutes because the band was on a tight budget. In spite of that
the song went all the way to number one in 1964. ...When Billy
Crystal was a child, his babysitter was the legendary Billie
Holiday.
We sell it all!Complete or partial estates, one item or a
1000,
farms, real estate, antiques, collectibles,storage units,
automobiles, and houshold.
Big or Small!
Good Enough Is NeverGood Enough!
