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have been a personal friend of the captain-he would naturally be the one toget the recommendation. Again, thereare some offices that are filled by recommendations made by some member of thestaff. Here again' friends of that member would receive the recommendationsto the great injustice of all cadets eligible to the office. Promotions and appointments should be made in the Battalion the same as they are in the civiloffices of our government-BY COMPETI
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IDTIlY8
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How ADOUT our Battalion promotions? .Are they made with justice to all? Thecustom has been that when a 'vacancy occurs in one of the companies, the captain recommends some cadet for the office; his qualifications are then lookedinto by the commandant and ,the principal, and if found to be all right, the appointment is made. This 'insures a capable man getting the office, but IS IT
FAIR to the other cadets? There mayhave been five cadets in the companyeligible ~o the office; one of them might
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~o t~t ~usic of t~t Wiolin.
(Suggested' by the coming of Kocian) .(This poem was awarded first prize in the contest this month.)
0, godess fair, why sitst thou there so mute?Thine eyes are dim, thy cheeks, so fair, now pale,Thy locks unbound, thy girdle of sapphire gone,And e'en thy robe falls limply by thy sideWhich e'er before in proud majestic foldsDid flow. Thy lyre unstrung, gives sighs of woeWhen thus unheeded, unattended left.Uplift thine eyes, and gaze on Nature's grief,As vainly she does strive to hear thy notesThat for so long have ceased to give relief.Arise, shake off that melancholy moodAnd save thy sons from that fierce monster's clutch.'1'hat brute in garb of friendship true does comeAnd charms his hearers with a metal's ring.'Their hopes, their duties, all are cast aside;They seek but money, trade, or enterprise.But touch thy strings, then through the airl sweet EchoWill waft them on her pinions far and near.Thy lyre must thrice celestial strains give forth,Before the shadow of this curse is fled.Behold! Thine art, one of thy sons has waked.He starts, and with that graceful touch you teachHe strikes a chord in every hearer's heartThat must respond to his g9ld lyre's tones.And yet another so11'! Through foreign climesDoth calm, doth wake, and with a passion shakeHis audience, as countless as the stars.His music murmurs, whispers or doth wail;Or laughs, or sighs, with mighty anger shakes.Sweet Nature, in her joy, then sings and laughs.Her eyes like diamonds glitter, her graceful formNo longer like a wilted flower droopsBut bubbles over with great,joy and health.And e'en false Gain, with bated breath oft stop£To wipe a tear that stole there 'gainst his will.Rejoice, sweet Muse, thy efforts are repaid!No longer wilt thou in deep sorrow brood!Thy sons have waked, their souls with rapture teem.And ne'er again wilt thou have cause to sigh!They bring the worshipers of thine exalted art.Art thou not proud to have such sons as these?
-Chechie, )03.
D. KENNEDY, '05.
Esther Jacobs is the wife of Mr. A.'Rosenberg of Schuyler, Neb.
Bertha M. Isaacs married Mr. F. R.McConnell of this city. Their son Lymanattended this school part of last year,and is now at, Exeter.
Margaret McCague is now Mrs. Albert M. Gordon.
Fannie E. Wilson married Mr. S. F.vVoodbridge, city editor of the WorldHerald. Their son Carl is in his sophomore year in this school.
Henry C. Curry has the distinction ofbeing the first colored person to graduate from the Omaha High School. Hestudied law and was admitted to the bar.It is to be regretted that after leavingthe city and going West, his practice wasinsufficient to support him, and he finallybecame a barber.
and besides proving amusing for the timebeing, will, it is to be hoped, do untoldgood in the future. This promising paper has a mission in life which we hope'in time to fully understand and appreciate.
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lVIoRE GOOD articles were handed in toTHE REGISTER this month than any preceding month this year. Was it entirelybecause of the cash prize? We knownow that some of us can write good articles, and those of us who can do thisshould have the interests of the schoolenough at heart to contribute to the literary value of the paper as much as theycan-prizes or no prizes.
THE READING of the Oracle at theBrowning Society's second program wasone of the most enjoyable features ofthe entertainment. The wise hints offered both boys and girls and the gentle"slams" to all classmen in general anda few in particular, were well chosen,
Nearly thirty years ago the first graduates left this High School. In the year1876, eleven pupils were graduated, ninegirls and two boys. To the following belong this honor:
Stacia Crowley, Blanche Duel, Ida lV1.Goodman, Addie H. Gladstone, EstherJacobs, Bertha M. Isaacs, Margaret McCague, Nelia Lehmer, Fannie E. Wilson,Alfred Ramsey, and Henry C. Curry.
Miss Crowley taught for many yearsin the city schools, but is now teachingin Chicago.
Miss Blanche Duel, a very talentedand promising musician, died a fewyears after graduating.
Nelia Lehmer is the widow of Mr.Richard Carrier, who died a short· timeago.
Ida M. Goodman is teaching in thepublic schools of this city.
Addie H. Gladstone is now Mrs. D.. Gross.
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m:{Je WIJantont of tlJe mal1ern..
HIGH SCHOOL REGISTER.
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(This story was awarded third place wIth honora.ble mention.)('1'his story was awarded second prize.)
I am not a believer in ghosts" and hence wail of some spirit~ the creaking ofridiculed the stories told nie by the in- boughs sounded like their demoniacalhabitants of a small village near my laught~r" a.nd as I passed on spirit handsuncle's farm in New England, where I seemed to 'reach out and grasp at mewas spending my summer vacation. from the darkness. Dull flashes of light-
Through a portion of my uncle's place ning revealed crouching shadows andran an old seldom-used lane, which a .ghastly forms. Afraid to linger-toocentury ago had been one of the promi- proud to run-1 walked hastily on, notnent stage roads in the country; in .fact, daring to glance either to right or tothe famous highway between Boston and left.New York. Since the era of steam it had At a turn of the road I dimly beheldfallen into disuse; in some places it had the Old Inn looming up before me. Inbeen plowed up and was now under cul- each of. its staring black windows I sawtivation. At the time of which I write, white skeletons and grinning skulls. Witha long strip of the original byway lay trembling limbs I' hastened to pass. Butinclosed in my uncle's and a neighbor's suddenly, and without warning, a terfarm. On this avenue, in a dark, tree- ribl'e roar issued from it's walls. Mygrown hollow, is a celebrated relic of hair rose, my tongue clove to the roof ofthose fornier days; a great weather- my mouth, my legs refused to move, mybeaten, deserted tavern, still well preserv- heart stopped beating, and a cold chilled for its age, although slowly falling to swept over me. Then a vivid flash ofpieces through neglect and decay. It was lightning disclosed at one window a greata dismal, lonely spot even in the bright red body, with horns an? glowering eyes,sunshine, and a favorable theme for the and a demonica! expression. In an inwierd tales of the coun.try folk. stant it was gone with a mighty crash
One evening I attended a small party and the sound of rending wood. Panicat a neighbor's. After it was over I took stricken I waited for J;lomore but rana pretty country las5 to her home, which blindly to the house and into my room,was several miles from my uncle's. As it where I sank in a stupor on my bed.looked very much like rain, I boldly . Late next morning I awoke, pale ,andstruck for home over several fields into weak. After a dash of cold water, I feltthe old road, and so to the house. At better, and the sunlight cheered mefirst I walked briskly on in spite of the greatly. At lunch, before I had gaineddarkness but gradually the gloom affect- courage to relate my harrowing experied my spirits, so that when I reached the ence, my uncle remarked that he haclold road I was really frightened, although found our old brown cow which hadI did not own it even to myself. The strayed" from the pasture lately, in thenight was intensely black, neither moon "Old Inn," where she had probablynor stars were visible, and objects could taken refuge from the storm, and, walkscarcely be seen evei1 at a short distance. ing up the stairs, had been unable toAs I trod along the deathly silence op- descend. After hearing this I concludedpressed me. Every sigh of the wind in not to tell my story.the leaves of the trees seemed to be the DONALD KENNEDY, '05.
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Somewhere on the record of Troop Cof the --th Nebraska lies the report,"Trevalyn, John W., deserted April 3rd,1899, while at the front near .Balagos,Philippine Islands." This man was a personal friend of mine and as I know thatthe above inscription in one respect doeshim great injustice, I write this narrativemerely as an explanation.
Jack Trevalyn, the only son of a wellknown English lord, was still in histeenth when his father selected for hima wife who possessed lands, money,. titlesand beauty. Young Trevalyn, who didnot love her, had resigned himself to hisfate as cheerfully as possible when, as illluck would have it, he chanced to meetMiss Helen Gifford of New York, whoentrapped his heart with her first smile.
Lord Trevalyn, seeing that the happyfuture he had prepared for Jack was ina fair way to disappear, without waitingto be interviewed, ordered that all attentions between them cease. Jack pleadedwith him, Helen pleaded with him, butthe. gray-haired old noble was as obdurateas an army mule. In the end youngTrevalyn lost his temper, was disownedand fled to America with Helen.
He enlisted in the --th Nebraska, towhile away the time until he should become of a marriageable age, but soonafter the regiment left for the Philippines. It was a sad parting, but Jackhad Helen's promise to wait, and thatgave him courage.
Trevalyn had enlisted for three years.For two years he fought and bled in theservice of Old Glory. He wrote lettersaddressed to Helen F. Gifford every timehe had an opportulllty and he managed
to have them as often as possible. Hisrecord bears nothing but honor up to thispoint. Scars he had many and often thedispatches bore his name for conspicuousbravery at the front.
One the first of April, 1899, a privateof the 3rd Ohio stationed at Manila,camegalloping along the hot, dusty roadcarrying a fat mail bag. With a grunthe cast the pouch on the ground beforethe Colonel's tent, with a sigh he dis~
mounted and stretched his legs and witha grin he entered a nearby tent, fromwhich soon after issued strange gurglingsounds.
The mail was distributed. Trevalynreceived a letter postmarked "NewYork" and be~ring a special deliverystamp. He hastily tore it open and readit. Suddenly he turned pale and staggered slightly, but with a great effort hepulled himself together and walkedquickly ,:nto his tent, closing the flap hehind him.
Next morning the first sergeant calledhis name in vain.. He had deserted during the night and has not reported to the--th Nebraska since~ but this newspaper clipping which I quote from'the con- .tents of the letter that he received on the1st of April, 1899, may help to explainthe young Englishman's conduct:
----lOAn English gentleman, John·W. Trevalyn, today was joined in marriage with Miss Helen F. Gifford ofBrooklyn, New York. The happy coupleleft directly after the wedding for a longwedding tour in Europe. .It is rumored
, that young Trevalyn had until last Monday beendisownecL by his noble father,Lord Richard Trevalyn, of Highland
8 HIGH SCHOOL REGISTER. HIGH SCHOOL REGISTER. 9
(This story was awarded fourth place with honorable mention.)
Hall, England."Below the clipping were scribbled these
words:"To J 01111 W. Trevalyn:
If this never reaches a John \V. 'rrevalyn in the Philippines, then the man whomarried Miss Helen Gifford is really myclient, but if it docs reach him, it will begreatly to his advantage to return here
Mrs. Corntossel of Cadunct county,Nebraska, the wife of a most influentialfarmer in that prosperous locality, hadjust rehlrnec1 from a visit to Omaha,where she had gone to see if the HighSchool in that city was good enough forher daughter, Letitia, to enter. On theway home from the station she told herdaughter all about 'the trip.
"Yer mustn't think fer a minnit, Letitia, thet I wuz a bit scart cost I wazn't.vVhen I went in, I axed to be interjoocec1to the presic1int of the instetution. Sothey showed me a little room where sotthe presidint and his 'sistant. He wuzvery busy, so he said if I didn't mindhe'd have one of the young men showme around. So he went inter anotherroom and when he cum, back be broughtwith him one of the handsomest youngfellers I ever seed. He looked so muchlike YO~lr paw did when he wuz a-courtin'me, that I wuz jest going to faint whenI wuz, interrupted by the presidint, whosaid, "Mr. Smith let me interjooce youter Mrs. Corntossel of Padunct county,Nebraska. We both bowed and· smiledal~d I knew by the pleased glances theycast at one another I knew I had made agood impression.
at once, or notify me so that I can apprehe~d the imposter who has robbedhim of both wife and fortune.
Respectfully,HENRY L. DETWEILER,
Attorney to John W. Trevalyn in theU. S.'·'
F. M. GREENLEAF, '03.
After explaining that he wuz to be myguide, we started off thro' the halls.
The furst thing I seed when we wuzin the hall wuz a figger made 0pt ofParis paste. It's head and arms wuzbroke off and I wondered what it wuzdoin' thar-why, I wouldn't have had itin our cornfield as a scare-crow.' My'scort spoke up and sez, sez he, "Thatis Venice Day, Medicine. "Medicine,"I interrupted, scornfully, "Medicinedid catnip tea and boneset hev thet demorilizin' effect?" I shed think stickin'plaster wuz what that poor critter needed," and I looked at Mr. Smith in .mycoldest manner. I don't believe I couldhev fruz him any more ef I had tried.But he only put his hand up to hismouth and bowed his head an' coughedonct or twict an' got awful red in theface.
But I happened to look tIp just thenand I seeder lot er boxes standin' erlongthe walls, jest like my Jonathan built ferhis squab pigeons. I axed my 'scortwhat them wuz fur and he says them wuzlockers. And then he steps up and opensone of them pigeon coops and what doyou think I seed. Nothin' but threehooks, three lookin' glasses and erbout a
peck, more or less, of self-raisin' pancakeflour. Jes' to think of buildin' all themthings to stowaway lookin' glasses andself-raisin' flour in.
But Letitia, I-a (accidentally) tooka squint at myself in all three of themglasses to onct' and fer a minnit I wuzreal scart, coz the way them things wuzput. up, I could see the front, back an'side of my face all at the same time.Now, Letitia, you know your maw isn'tvain, but I kin jest tell yer those glassesmade me out jes' the finest lookin' presi-dint our missionary meetin's ever had,and I don't wonder yer paw won't lookat nary 'nother woman. Ez I wuz sayin'there is nothin' small about yer maw,so I jes' offered the presidint six bits ferthem glasses, but he sez nit. "Hey," sez1. "Nit," sez he. "Don't yer sling anyof yer Greek at me," sez 1. "Come,now," sez he, "yer musn't git mad, costhem belong to the Board of Eddycashun.."
"Jes' then I spied some of ther schoolmarms comin' out ef one ef the rooms.Why, Letitia, you jes' out to see howthem teachers dress. It's no wonder theBoard air runnin' behind every year.Paris, South Omaha and Council Bluffsfashions are all run together until it isjest simply grand. I told one of themschool-marms ef she'd cOme out ter ourplace and shew me them fashions, I'd lether go ter singin' school with our hiredman.
Then my 'scort sez perh~ps I'd like to 'go up stairs. He had ter go up onestairs and I tother one. He sed thetwuz ther rule, but I suspicioned he didn'twant ter help me up the stairs. I knowI'm hefty and I don't deny it. He metme at the top, but I wuzso out ofbreath thet I had to sit down on the steps
till I caught it again. While I wuz sittin' thar, I seed lots of boys fightin' oversome green and yaller cheese cloth. Someof the boys sweared and kicked. My'scort sed they wuz seen-yers, but themboys what acted manly and respectablewuz jUllyers. An, now, Letitia, ef Ishol~ld let yer go thar, yer mustn't haveenny thing ter do with the seen-yers,but if they should wanter, the junyerscan come ter see yer.
An' now, Letitia, wot with climin' somany stairs, an' wot with gazin' at allthe StyliS)l teachers, an' wot with havin"these big-footed seenyers gawpin' at meas if they'd never seed a good lookin'woman afore, I kinder heCl a sorter faintfeelin' in my stommick. I realized thotI would have ter go ter one ef thesestylish hotels and put up four bits fer a,meal and I wuz jest a wishin' I was backin Padunct when I got er sniff er something thet kinder revived me and jes'then I spied a young feller comin' downthe hall so I axed him what that smellmeant, an' he lifted his hat and sed thetwuz the lnnch room. "Gee, whiz!"thinks I, "do they have lunch rooms in aschool house?" I wuz thet taken backthet I fergot the holler feelin' in mystommick. So I jes' turned to this youngjunyer (I knowed he wuz a junyer coshe wuz so nice) an' in a beamin' sort erway axed him ef he would 'scort me tothe lurich room. 'An' then he offered mehis arm ail' I tell you we were a poemas we sailed inter thet lunch room. Butland 0' Goshen! what a sight met myeyes! .There wtlZ a passel 0' young menan' ,women havin' a regular scrimmagefer the grub" counter. Why I never seedsiCh acshuns in my hull life; them seenyers' acted jes' terrible,;' but my 'scortcried out in a high pitched treble tenor
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(This story would have taken a prize but it was not entered in the contest.)
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voice fer aE the world like yer paw'swhcn he leads the choir) "Make room etthe catin' trough fer Mrs. Corntossel ofPadunct, Nebraska." You should hevseen them ranks open, like Paroah's armypassin' thro' the Red Sea, and yer mawhavin' the s~at of honor.
On a whole I fared pretty well, 'ceptwhen they passed me a piece of pie. Ilooked at thet measly little. piece of pie,kinder suspishus, cos yer know, I took
Past ages sought for perpetual motion,but it was too much for the minds whichexisted in the generations that have fallcn asleep. The great Newton tried it,but all machines finally settled down to.rest. The skillfully arranged magnetswould not perform the task of keepingup unending motion. It was left for thegloriou's nineteenth century to produce'the wonder, which' dropped down as unsought as a wandering comet. Whyshould a people who have realized someof the wildest dreams of Jules Verne nothave perpetual motion in their midst?Indeed it confronts one on all occasions,and the difficult question which arises is,where maya spot be found into whichthis movement has not penetrated?
What is this untiring action? Thecattle sometimes cease the swing of theunder jaw, but the full-fledged Americangum-chewer-never. He, she, it, whichis the proper pronoun? Suppose we treatthe being as a machine, and proceed tosay that it has become omnipresent andhence rises before one at all times and inall places. The machines are not entirelynoiseless, being accompanied by a cer-
the premium at the fair on my pies an'cakes. I put on my loftiest look an' Isez, sez I, "\'Vhat do yer use for shortenin?" "Cottylene," sez she. "Hey?"sez 1. "Cottylene," sez she, kinder stuckup. "Caught,-it-Iean," sez I,' in my freezingest manner ;'''1 shud think it wuz leanenough ter give yer cold chills, an' withthet I sailed majestic'ally out of the room.
CLAIRE GRATTON, '04.
taill" indiscribable rustling sound. Someare more noisy than others. These op~r
ate by the constant opening and closingof a certain cavern, so to speak, whichleads into the interior of the machine.The quiet kind operate withOllt openingthis cavity, and these latter form themore pleasing spectacle, if any of themmay be said to be pleasing.
Some business houses have adoptedthese machines' and placed them behindthe counter to attend to the wants of customers. You step to the counter, makeyour request 'known to the perpetualmotion apparatus which, confronts you, anda sound is thrown back which seems to 'say in almost inarticulate sounds:"Chew! Chew! Chew with careChew in the presence of the customer."
Customers are not partial to any kindof perpetual motion machine, but arebecoming accustomed to it and are learning how it is to be treated.
Not long since during a lecture delivered by a learned professor, in them'idst of well-arranged .selitences andlogical arguments, a rustling sound washeard at the left. It proved to be com-
ing from one of these open-cavity gumchewers. Why the machine was thereno one knows, but the question of per-petual rilOtion was solved. .
How the sight might have delightedthe eyes of Newton!
In the opera house, a few eveningsago,'" one of these same gum-chewersmoved down the aisle in the form of anusher. The perpetual swing kept timewith the footsteps and seemed to say,
"Sweet Yucatan!I chew all I can.Chew! Chew! Chew! I declare;Chew right here in the theatre."
Like the horse-car poetry, the gumchewing carri~severythingbefore it, andthe people were surprised to find themselves unconsciously hobbing down theaisle in the measured time of the swing'ing jaw in advance.
As has been said, the gum-chewer iseverywhere-upon the public highway,within the private dwelling-; even thechurch doors are not closed against thevibrating- jaw, nor have, the massivedoors of the new High School buildingbeen able to close so quicl<ly as to ex~
clude this ever moving jaw. Variousclasses have been invaded and even theKing's English has suffered. Thequestion has been thought of so seriousa nature as to be considered in a meet-
ing C)f the High School faculty. Whenthe offensive object of the swinging jawappears in a class, if the teacher willplace her finger upon her lips and fixher eye upon the unwelcome sight, thejaw might cease to swing, the mediml1
. which excites the motion will miraculous ...ly disappear and the gum-chewer willbe transformed into a pupil. This is the..)nly known means of stopping it-andthat only for the time being.
Are we right in interfering with thisform of tireless energy? We denouncethis form of perpetual motion becausewe are not wise enough to see its greatvalue. Steam was before man's eyesmany ages and no one knew its worth;electricity flashed in the clouds and noman looked upon it save with fear.
Now if some fertile brain would onlyinvent a delicate attachment by whichthe swinging jaw' could be made to movemachinery, what a blessing might be conferred upon humanity. There are machines not run by steam and a delicatetouch may set. inniotion heavy machinery. Why may it not be so arrangedthat the tireless jaw may perform useful labor?
Perpetual motion is before us, but weknow not how to use it. The Temple ofFame has a seat of honor waiting for theone who will demonst,rate to the presentage how this vast amount of waste forcemay be utilized. A STUDENT.
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McDiarmid sang "Politeness is a GentleArt."
4. "Don't mind Me," Leslie McDiar-mid.
5. A chalk talk, Miles Greenleaf.6. Selection by the Mandolin club.7. "The Little Dutch Bane!."8. Zither solo,L. Henshaw.9. A drill by the crack company from
Fort Crook.10. Wigwagging, by the Signal
Corps:The Alpha Omicron, a High School
fraternity, will give their first dance atChambers' Academy Feb.-nary twentysixth.. All are invited to be presel1t.
The second Senior social is to come offin the near future. The parents of theSeniors are to be invited.
CLIO SOCIETY.The Clio Society gave a program Jan
uary 30, and although the historicaltopics discussed were not as interestingas those of some of the other programsgiv~n by this society, it was probablydue to the fact that some periods of history are not as interesting as others. Itis a new society, but has a very promising future.
A number of the students who takepart in the programs are not l~eard farther back than the middle of the room:The room is very large and it takes afull, strong voice to travel the length ofit. ' Those sitting in the rear shoitld hearjust as much of the program as the onessitti'ng ~n the front seats. It would bewell if those who take part in the programs remember this.
program and everyone there surely appreciated it.
One of the prettiest affairs of the season was the Senior Prom given Februarythe sixth at Metropolitan Hall. The hallwas elaborately decorated with pennantsand bunting.
The Juniors will give a hop :March thesixth at Metropolitan hall. It is rumored that it will exceed the Senior hop inmagnificence. Let's all go and see.
For the benefit of the encampmentfund, an entertairiment was given by theC. D. C. The room was filled to overflowing and an excellent program wasrendered. .
I. Omaha High School band.2. The double quartet sang "The
Maiden With the Dreamy Eyes." .3. Messrs. Fairbrother, Harris and
The P. G. S. Lohengrin program wa~
very good. The opening number, an ininstrumental solo by :Miss Strawn, wasvery enjoyable. The "Story of theOpera" was beautifully written and wellread by Miss Clark. The violin solo by:Miss Cleve was one of the finest numbersof the afternoon. Miss Cleve has a greatdeal of talent and from present indications has a brilliant future before her.'The "Motives and Explanations of theOpera," by Miss Rhoades and Miss Ogle,was something out of the ordinary andwas well ·executed. It was an excellent
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THE P. G. S.
one thoroughly enjoyed it. Although theboys had a short time to prepare thisprogram, it was very good throughout,and they deserve hearty support in theirnext adventure. of this kind.
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CAMP LIFE.
The enthusiasm and patriotism of theHigh School was certainly shown by thenumber of pupils who attended the benefit for the boys' encampment. All ofthe music was well rendered and the appropriate song, "Don't Mind Me," sungby Mr. MacDiarmid, was fully appreciated. The audience' was well entertained by Mr. Gr.eenleaf's Chalk Talk, for heexhibited a great deal of skill, and every-
A program of unusual character wasgiven by the A. C. S., the songs and recitations being entirely in Scotch dialect.'The selections were all very. pleasing.One fault that might be found, however,is' the repeated' appearance of a certainfew in all the· programs. I f more wouldtake part in the programs it would givea variety which would be very acceptable.The solos by Miss Hughes and MissCongdon were very good. Both sang ina very pleasing manner. The recitationswere all good. Taking the program asa whole it was excellent and the applause which' followed each numbershowed the appreciation of the largeaudience.
was fine, as she possesses a very sweetvoice. But the number of the afternoonwas the recitation of Miss Funkhouser..she speaks with a charm and vivacitythat is irresistible.
THE ELAINE SOCIETY.
One of the best programs of' the yearwas given by the Elaine Society Feb. 6.The story, which was written and readby Miss Whitney, was very good. MissWhitney has a great deal of talent in thisdirection and her efforts arc always appreciated. The' solo by Miss De Graff
THE BROWNING.
Another excellent program was givenby the Browning Society. Although aFreshman Society, it promises to surpassany other society in the -High School.The reading from "Mrs. Wiggs of theCabbage Patch" was very ·pleasant. Thesecond edition of "The Oracle" was readand as it is something out of the orclinary it. was very acceptable. They havean originality and "freshness" which agreat many. of the other programs lack.
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The last debate between the O..H. S.and the L. H. S. at the Cit,y Hall wasparticularly interesting as it decided thestate championship.
The delivery of the Omaha boys wasexcellent, but each one made the mistakeof repeating the points made by his colleagues instead of spending his .time inbringing .out the new points in his ownargument. Their arguments also seemed to be committed to memory. It wasa praiseworthy debate, however, and oneof which we may well be proud.
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. We have orily just now received The.Latin and. HighSchool Review· for December, ·but: as it is an interesting paperand one which we hope. to receive agaE1in the near future we will say, "Betterlate than never."
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Weare very much interested in thecontinued story, "The Guilford Case,"and always look forward to the arrivalof The Gleam.
The Pedestal contains a number of interesting stories this nionth. The articleentitled "The Mound Builders,'~ gives us
The Opinatpr for J~nuary 20 containstwo good stories and shows an enthusiastic spirit ill regard to athletics.
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The Record this month has an interesting article in regard to "NonsenseLiterature." The writer has endeavoredto show us how much logic al1d philosophy there is in the nursery rhymes.
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The Opinion contains an interestingarticle, entitled "Life at the Universityof Wisconsin," with some fine cuts ofsome of the buildings and a bird's-eyeview of the grounds. .
The students of the Richmond Hierhb
School, both boys and girls, show a greatdeal of interest in basket ball.
vVe extend a hearty welcome to theOccident from New lVI~xico and hope tosee the subsequent issues.
The High School Sentinel publishedan article entitled "The Amusement
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One of our new exchanges is the Talisman, from Tabor College, a well gottenup paper in all respects but one, and thatis it has an exchange editor but no exchange column.
From the Aegis we take the followingremark in regard to criticism, "We wishto remind exchange editors of the factthat an adverse criticism without a reason for such is valueless." There aresome exchange editors who do not havethis opinion on the subject; we entirelyagree with it.
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Dr. Senter: "Can you stand up forthat ?"
Claude R.: "Yes, sir.Dr. Senter: "You may sit down."
It will pay you to trade at Beaton &McGinn's drug store, 15th and Farnam.
The place to get hot and cold soda,
Jim Jam Fair and Jack Jill Dumontwere out for inspection, but returnedunclaimed.
Miss P.: "Give the three principalparts of "schlagen."
Van ·K.: "Schlagen, schlug, ge-schlagen."
Miss P.: "Raten. (No, I don't mean·you.) "
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"She said it so politely, Rachel, Rachel,don't mind me."Some nightmares make you feel wicked
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Ask Rosey when he intends to give hisnext "Free Lunch."
"Eugene Meyer hat grosze Rosinen imKopfe."Lowney's and Schaff bon bons, perfumery, etc., is at Beaton & McGinn's drugstore, 15th and Farnam.
Paul Werhner is thinking continuallyof a certain high school girl. He saysGrace three times a day.
For Sale-A uniform, almost new;age 16. Apply, Lysle Smith, HighSchool. Tel. B26S7.
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Byron E.: "The text says he threwa bridge across a river."
Who is your rosy-cheeked little Freshman friend, Hugh? It's naughty to smileat girls you don't know, especiallyFreshmen. .
Ralph Hart (taking great responsibility on himself in translating Englishintb German: "The poor German girlwould have answered my letter, if shecould have written English."
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As I was going to "Sudborough,"I met upon the way,
A "Pfeiffer" coming toward me-For a "Nickol" she would play.
I took the coin from out my "Pearse,"And she began to "Friske" and play,And, as "Adams" would "express" it,
The music then came "Okey."Then I "Senter" down the road,
The dust in which was "Brown,"\Vhen she returned to her dismay
She found I'd Congdon" "Towne."Miss--: "Now, Clarence, I don't
~ant to, but I will have to permit youto take your study over again."
.' Tom V. K. (thoughtfully): "I willexcuse you if you don't want to."
Who rented the cozy corner at theAlpha Omicron?, Congratulations-the Juneteenth of 'June.
Uttefly . destroyecl~4I6,375 oystercocktails by the Park bunch. (New oyster plants are being imported.)
Ask L. M. to prove it by Axiom 3· ,Van Kuran had to pay a dollar for
the rent on that black suit he wore at theSenior's. He met a nail.
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Students,' brace up and
make as clean and perfect
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we do in laundry work.
To the boy and girl having
the highest average for the
school year ending in June
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. Donald Kennedy has made arrangements to tour with 1\1ansfield next season in "Sons of Ham."
Nona T. received a beautiful H (e) artfor a valentine.
K-y: "The best bread is made fromthe best flour, therefore, use Highlandflour."
Madge M. seemed to be intensely interested in the letters received on thedouble quartet. Letter alone.
Direct from Paris, Fayette's newFrenchman. Monsieur U Jean de LaRoi C. Horribly nice. .
Ask Miss Gunn~r and, Miss Chap{nif the sale was long enough.
When love by a HARTIs made to two,
The lovers will part,For the love is not true.
lYrr. Bernstein's physic classes have appointed Etta Beaman as authority ,on hotboxes.
Good housekeepers should read the advertisement on page 19 carefully.
Come and have a dance with MissAlpha Omicron-"She's a dinger."
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