Surfin’ the Web

Surfin’ the web now!

Come on, let me show you how.

Meet me and we’ll go to Ebay!____

Part 1

Come on little misses, we’ll do our Christmas shoppin’ on line.

Part 2

( Z ) Do our shoppin’, do our Christmas shoppin’.

Part 1

Always get a bargain, ya never have to wait in line.

Paet 2

( Z ) Get a bargain, never wait in line.

D S L, A O L,

No regret.__

( Z Z ) We’re goin’

Surf the net. We’re goin’

ALL

Shoppin’!

Shop, shop, shop, shop, shoppin’ online.

Shop, shop, shop, shop, feelin’ fi – i - ine!.

Up on your laptop click, click, click.

Gonna get a jump on old Saint Nick, let’s shop!

Dialogue 1

Student at computer: Okay, I think my Dad would love a trip to the Amazon! What? There’s nothing but BOOKS here!!!!

You can do your shopping and never even have to get dressed.

(Z) In your P. J.’s (Z) Shoppin’ in your P. J.’s

24/7 you never have to take a rest.

(Z) Do your shoppin’, never take a rest. __

In a jam, __ (Z) Check your spam, __

( Z Z ) and you’ll be

Pushin’ send, and you’ll be

Shoppin’!

Shop, shop, shop, shop, shoppin’ online.

Shop, shop, shop, shop, feelin’ fi – i - ine!.

Up on your laptop click, click, click.

Gonna get a jump on old Saint Nick, let’s shop!

Dialogue 2:

Mabell: Okay! I think I’m ready! (reading) Push Send. Congratulations! Your order is complete. Your grandmother will start receiving her TEEN BEAT magazine the day after Christmas! (She is horrified) Oh No!!!!!

Wah!________

Surfin’ the web now.

Surfin’ the web now.

Wah! ______

(Z Z Z) Wah! _______

Shop, shop, shop, shop, shoppin’ online.

Shop, shop, shop, shop, feelin’ fi – i - ine!.

Up on your laptop click, click, click.

Gonna get a jump on old Saint Nick, let’s shop!

Wop, wop until we drop.

Wop, wop and we’ll be surfin’ the web now.

Come on, let me show you how.

Meet me and we’ll go to Ebay!_____

Spoken

Let’s Shop!

Scene 5

Child 1: I can’t believe we have to stay at school!

Child 2: Me neither! This is the most dramatic thing that’s ever happened to me.

Child 3: All the older people have such simple problems.

Child 4: Yeah! Like going shopping.

Child 5: Getting on an airplane to Mexico!

Child 6: Getting Grandma out of the sleigh.

Child 1: I’ve got REAL worries.

Child 2: It’s almost Christmas Eve. If I’m not home, how will Santa Claus know where to find Me?

All: Oh no!Child 3: This is serious!Child 4: (pleading over the heads of the audience) Oh

Santa! I’ve always been there for YOU in the past.

Child 5: Don’t let me down now!

Child 6: This year you’ve got to be there for ME!