SUPER SCIENCE SONGBOOK March 12, 2018

“Law of Attraction”

CAPO 1st Fret

D You are so cool

A You don't even know how

Bm G A Your Law of Attraction meant to me deep down

D You are so cool

A I'm where I am right now

Bm Because without you...

G A D I'd be all on my own...

G D You're pulling me all the way to the ground

G D Your gravity's too much to bear!

G My head's starting to spin

F#m Just like a globe

Bm Tell me it's something,

G A Something we share!

G These long years that passed

D Have kept us apart

G D Why don't you live closer to me?

G Our ideas are close

F#m But so far away...

Bm Why'd you believe?

G A ...in Alchemy!

D You are so cool

A You don't even know how

Bm G AYour Law of Attraction meant to me deep down

D You are so cool

A I'm where I am right now

Bm Because without you...

G A D I'd be all on my own...

“Stars of Old”

CAPO Fret 2

Intro (x2): G D Em C

G D Take a walk from here man

Em C To the minds made of light

G D And fill in a gate

Em C Once glowing and bright

G D The eyes of the watch

Em C will serve you thoughts as a feast

G D When your clouds are fewer and thinning

G D You turn from the books

Em C That are sewing the night

G D Em C To the stars of old we are leaving.

InstrumentalG D Em C X 2

G D The thinkers turned drinkers

Em C Who’s minds have gone thin

G D Once read you those texts

Em C That make your thoughts spin

G D They flooded your head

Em C It was filled to the brim

G D Until it poured to a world that was grieving

G D The train car is full

Em C Of the women and men

G D Em C To the stars of old they are leaving.

InstrumentalG D Em C X 2

G D Statesmen and fatesmen

Em C Too quickly fell

G D Just lower your causes

Em C And start raising hell

G D The rush of ideas

Em C Too murky to sell

G The sky will swallow

D Your bleeding.

G D The worlds will know that

Em C When we walk from the well

G D Em C To the stars of old we are leaving.

InstrumentalG D Em C X 2

G D The dust that’s been settled

Em C Finds its way to your eyes

G D The tears on your face

Em C Are revealin’ your lies

G D The things that you’ve mettled

Em C Have all washed away

G The wind howls through

D And is freezing

G D Admit what you’ve done

Em C If you think it’d be wise

G D Em C For the sons of old they are all leaving.

G D Em C For the sons of old they are all leaving.

OutroG D Em C G

“The Nazi Bop”

INTRO C F C

C F C Sneaky little nazis are having fun

C F C Stealing Nobel Prizes from everyone.

F They couldn’t win their own

C They’ were feelin’ so blue.

G F C They are going to steal your Nobel Prize from you.

C F C They don’t really care if you’re rich or old,

C F C They’ll steal from you or so I’m told,

F C If you discovered a star, or a cure for the flu,(a great big star or a cure for the flu)

G F C They are going to steal your Nobel Prize from you.

C F C Where is Hitler, where’s he hid?

C F C Churchill shot him when he was a kid.

F C Why oh why do they look the same?

G F C They’re clones who share their DNA.

G F C They all have the exact same DNA.

C How do they travel through time and space?

C They don’t have a car that’ll reach 88.

F C They summon a demon to help, named Barīrītu(a demon to help, named Barīrītu)

G F C They are going to steal them the whole night through.

G F C They are going to steal them the whole night through.

C F C How do they travel through time and space?

C F C They don’t have a car that’ll reach 88.

F C They summon a demon to help, I’m afraid it’s true.(true, true; it’s totally true.)

G F C They are going to steal your Nobel Prize from you.(Nazi scamps, nazis scamps, nazi scamps.)

G F C They are going to steal your Nobel Prize from you. (Nazi scamps, nazis scamps, nazi scamps.)

G F C They’re going to steal them the whole night through.

“Sigmund & Carlfunkel”

CAPO 4th Fret

C C/B C Sigmund hear my song,

C C/B Am7 I sing to prove that you were wrong,

Fsus2/E C About pretty much everythin’,

C/B Fsus2/E C That people call “Freudian”

C/B Am7 It’s all just,

C/B C a real load of crap.

C/B Am7 C/B C Total crap and ... and everyone will know it.

C C/B C In your dreams I see it's true,

C C/B Am7 Something that I always knew,

Fsus2/E C That you have gone insane,

C/B Fsus2/E C And use way too much cocaine,

C/B Am7 C/B C The only one who wants to sleep with his mom,

C/B Is you alone,

Am7 C/B C And everyone else thinks its gross.

C C/B C Don’t get me started on the rest,

C C/B Am7 Of your theories they’re nonsense,

Fsus2/E C “Id” is utter gibberish,

C/B Fsus2/E C But “Superego” I must admit,

C/B Am7 C/B C Is the only word I could think of to describe,

C/B Sigmund Freud,

Am7 C/B C And everyone will know it.

C C/B C So I’ll meet you in your dreams,

C C/B Am7 Where you will whimper, beg and plead,

Fsus2/E C But I will grant you no mer-cy,

C/B Fsus2/E C For you are utterly un-worthy,

C/B Am7 C/B C C/B You aren’t even a real scien-tist.

Am7 And all the world

C/B C Will see it.

C C/B C The old textbooks will be burned,

C C/B Am7 Only Carl Jung's theories learned,

Fsus2/E C Like our collective unconscious,

C/B Fsus2/E C And unresolved neurosis,

C/B Am7 C/B C And that aliens, fairies, unicorns and psychics are totally real,

C/B That’s the deal,

Am7 C/B C And everyone will know it.