Students can't cook

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Students can’t cook

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Students can’t cook!


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Copyright © 2011 by Hayley Law

First published by blurb.com, 2011

First issued as a H Law designs paperback, 201138 Ransoms Avenue, Conniburrow, Milton Keynes, MK14 7BJ

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Originally published: www.blurb.com

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ContentsThe morning after

Pre exam lunch’s

Fry upLeft over pizza

Baked beans on toast

Bacon sandwich Peanut butter and Jam sandwich

Noodles

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Pre drinking meals7 fun things to do with pasta

Fish and chips

Drunken late night snacksKebabFishfinger sandwich

Cheese on toast

Nachos

The morning after


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Fry up1. First of all heat your frying pan (with lots of oil) and grill on a medium heat 2. Cook the sausages first, by adding them to the pan and cook for about 15-20 minutes, turning every now and then (so it doesn’t burn obviously)

3. After 10 minutes slap the bacon into the pan and fry for about 5-10 minutes depending on how crispy you like it 4. Place the mushrooms and a blob of marg in a pan and cook for 6 minutes turning occasionally

5. Cut the tomatoes in half and pour on a bit of oil, then place onto the grill tray and cook for 5 minutes turning every now and then 6. Heat another frying pan to a medium heat and pour in a load of oil. Add the bread and cook for 2-3 minutes each side until crispy and golden. 7. For the fried eggs, break the egg into the pan with the bread and leave for 30 seconds (don’t break the yolk!)

8. Serve on a plate with loads of tomato ketchup or brown sauce.

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Left over pizza1. First of all go to your local pizza place and buy a pizza of your choice (don’t spend too much, remember you’re not made of money)

2. Take it home and only eat half of it

3. Then go out clubbing and wake up the next morning with a hangover and get it out of the fridge

4. Put the pizza on a plate and put it in the microwave, it is now ready to eat

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Beans on toast1. For this easy recipe you need to put some bread in the toaster (obviously)

2. While the bread is toasting you need to heat up the baked beans in a microwave or in a saucepan for about 3 minutes until piping hot

3. You now need to butter your toast and put it on a plate

4. Finally you need to pour the baked beans over the toast and there it is (not exactly hard is it)

Pre exam lunch’s


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Pre exam lunch’s

Bacon sandwich1. To start off with take a frying pan and put it on a medium heat with some oil

2. Then take 2 rashers of bacon and put them in the pan to cook for about 5 minutes (more if you like it frazzled)

3. While the bacon is cooking butter 2 slices of bread

4. When the bacon is cooked put them on one of the slices of bread and squeeze some tomato sauce on the other

5. Put the piece of bread with tomato sauce on top of the one with bacon and there you go (yum!)


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Peanut butter and Jam sandwich

Pre exam lunch’s

1. Take 1 slice of bread and a jar of peanut butter and spread about a tablespoons worth onto the bread

2. Then take another slice of bread and a jar of jam and spread about a tablespoons worth of jam on the bread

3. Finally slap the 2 pieces of bread together and there you go, easy peasy


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1. Boil 250ml of water in a pan (more or less depending if you like it goopy or watery)

2. Open your chosen flavoured noodles and put in the pan of boiling water along with the packet of seasoning

3. Cook for 3 minutes and put in a bowl

Noodles

Pre exam lunch’s

Pre drinking meals


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2. pasta + tomato sauce

3. pasta + marmite

4. pasta + chocolate

7 fun things to do with pasta

5. pasta + baked beans

6. pasta + custard

7. pasta + bacon

1. pasta + cheese

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Pre-drinking snacks


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Nachos1. The first step to this stupidly easy recipe is to put a good load of tortilla chips into a bowl

2. After this you need to sprinkle on lots of grated cheddar cheese and some jalapenos

3. Finally put the bowl in the microwave for about 40 seconds or until the cheese has melted. It is now ready to eat!

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Pre-drinking snacks


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Pre-drinking snacks

Fish and chips1. Walk to the local chippy and order some fish and chips, you could even be daring and get yourself some curry sauce as well

2. Come back home with it and put it all on a plate

3. Splash a load of vinegar on and sprinkle on some salt and there you go

Drunken Late night snacks


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Kebab1. Walk down to the kebab van and order an extra large doner kebab with lots of salad, chilli sauce, and mayonnaise

2. You then need to walk home with it, take it out of the wrapping and eat it with your fingers like a pig

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Late night drunken snacks


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Fishfinger sandwiches1. The first step here is to cook the fish fingers in the oven for about 15 minutes

2. While the fish fingers are cooking you will need to butter 2 slices of bread

3. When the fish fingers are cooked, put them between the 2 bits of bread and that’s it, nice quick and easy (isn’t that what the whole book is about)


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Cheese on toast

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