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Stubborn Shovel Seller

Posted at: 2012-08-29 06:27:13

Original ad:Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email meat russ*******@gmail.com.

From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.


I'll give you $10 for the shovel.


Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.


You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.


Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

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Later, from another email account...

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Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the freeextention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!


What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.


Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

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My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again.Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.


Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!

I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.


Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!


Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?


Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsinghistory because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm notmistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

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From another email account...

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Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like agreat deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How thehell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is foryou to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. Youmake me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein


I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant findwhere it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??


Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!


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He finally decided to email my original account:

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Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the fuck down RIGHTNOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.


I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get ifyou decided to sell the shovel.


I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favorthen why did you put that shit about the jews in there???


I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were ananti-Semite. My apologies.


TAKE THE AD DOWN

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I emailed him one last time, from another account.

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Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are youselling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

- Dave

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sharter (2012-10-01 22:01:19)i want to say something offensive but im not inspired. i cant think of anything funny. i used tobe a great troll but now im too depressed to even try.

alpup (2012-09-30 09:48:50)Undertones!

haha (2012-09-29 08:25:23)Mordecai Goldstein was just too funny!

dan (2012-09-29 01:02:38)omg finally

Piisawheel (2012-09-28 23:08:37)I'll give you 5 bucks for the hoe.

Some Fake Name (2012-09-27 20:48:32)The book arrived. Totally worth it! I especially like the commentary at the end of e-mailexchanges. Oh and I'm gonna bitch-slap the next person who says "Update more!" Gooutside and get off the computer! Or buy the book.

Freer (2012-09-27 19:52:31)Delightful!

anonymous (2012-09-27 15:35:13)Get some more on here.

Rossi (2012-09-27 12:28:01)Priceless!! :-) Still crying, keep em coming!

Mordecai Goldstein (2012-09-26 14:22:34)LOL

Nigter03 (2012-09-26 14:18:57)aint that a b*tch

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@ojuswagh (2012-09-25 20:28:00)absolutely hilarious.

#1 troll (2012-09-25 16:52:08)Next time you respond to an ad, you should pretend to be the NFL looking for replacementrefs

Anonymous (2012-09-25 15:03:00)This site is now unblocked from my high school, fuck yes!

Ben (2012-09-24 10:49:29)I check every day in hopes of a new post. Worth it, keep it up.

Philip (2012-09-24 09:46:53)You are off for four fucking months and this is what you return with? I call bullshit.

australianantichrist (2012-09-24 07:06:42)hahahahahahahahahahahahah one of the best thankyou

Xz (2012-09-23 03:12:15)fuckin hilarious... post more frequently...

Jane Smith (2012-09-23 01:05:31)Some of you need to realize that some people have lives away from the computer, so it's alittle rude to just order someone to "update regularly." It's nice that you like the material, butnot everybody has the time to cater to people who

jack (2012-09-22 16:51:17)hahahahahaha!! cant stop laughing

dom (2012-09-22 02:04:32)was good, but the vintage booze was the best out of them all, had a ton of people laughingso hard they where crying, including myself.

anon (2012-09-22 00:16:00)Mordecai Goldstein.....ahahahahahaha I lost my shit there XD

vincent (2012-09-21 22:15:19)Why there is a bunch of retards complaining that this not worth the wait shit.this guy do thaton his spare time.More is better but dont fuckin complain like you paid for it

Test (2012-09-21 20:55:32)Test

noom (2012-09-21 19:35:48)I'm happy to see that there is a new one! but at the same time sad after reading it because Iknow that means we won't get another 6 months :(

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