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Big Hair HatUS Patent Issued In 1962

Back in 1962, big hair was, well... BIG! Big as in large, big as in popular, big as in bigger is better. And while big hair was all the rage, it had it's downside... showers. Large elaborate coiffures are unable to withstand water and pressure, which means using a standard shower cap would kill these killer creations. So our female inventors went into action and devised a jumbo solution, the Big Hair Hat! This rigid, waterproof shower cap has enough room to give Astrodome-like protection to even humungous hairdos. As a bonus, it's also suitable for Coneheads and Pope impersonations.

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Dance FeverUSA Patent Issued In 1971

Has your dance routine become old and tired? Desire a more

tantalizing Tango? This invention patented in 1971 is the answer to dull dances and

monotonous Mambos! You and your partner simply adorn the fancy dancing belt complete

with flashing lights. Hey, don't forget to hook yourself up to your partner's waist so they

can't run away when you step on their toes! Not endorsed by

Dancing With The Stars.

Floating Shade US Patent Issued In 1991

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to hike we go. Outdoor exercise and activities can be good for your health but you have to use some protection. No, not that kind of protection! Prolonged exposure to intense heat and sunlight can cause sunburn, sunstroke, dehydration and skin cancer (the sofa's looking mighty good right now). But never fear, Floating Shade is here! This helium filled, balloon-like sun screen hovers over you, creating your own personal hands-free solar eclipse. Got a crowd at the family picnic? Get the jumbo model, it'll cast a shadow bigger than a UFO Mothership.

Pet Petter US Patent Issued In 1989

Pets need petting and according to our inventor; "One of the primary elements of this relationship of man and domestic pets seems to be the scratching, stroking and petting of a pet that can be accomplished by it's human symbiont by reason of his greater dexterity. Though this petting process seems to be a necessary and essential element of a human relationship with pets, it oftentimes is neglected, undoubtedly to the sensual displeasure of the animal involved and quite possibly to the potential disruption of the relationship with that animal."

Hey! We can't have you two breaking up, so when Benji needs a little extra affection, he can step right up to his new love machine, the Pet Petter! An electric eye spots your hairy little friend and signals the electronic motors to start swinging the petting arm tipped with a human-like hand. Remarkably, the inventor also suggests it can be used for human infants. Just remember what your Mother told you; be careful, you could put an eye out with that thing!

Kissing Shield US Patent Issued In 1998If you enjoy kisses but dread the idea of getting a disease,

then the Kissing Shield is a "must have" item. This germ

barrier consists of a thin latex membrane artfully stretched

over an attractive and romantic heart shaped frame. The

inventor states the shield is for kissing the intended recipient of

the users affection and is also useful for politicians when

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