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“I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve neverseen anything to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. ‘Cause nomystical energy field controls my destiny.” Han Solo

I didn’t want anything bad to happen. So, I thought really positively about it. But then, it

happened anyway. So I told myself, it must have happened to make me stronger because

everything happens for a reason right? So you see the positive thinking worked. I love beingright.

I’m really struggling with this idea that extreme positive thinking can solve the world’sproblems. I’m struggling with the hypocrisy of those trying to apply these passé principles tomodern living. I’m struggling with the idea that the universe is a cosmic force in control of whatever we do and only true Jedi’s will reap the rewards using a none too subtle substitute forGod. I am just struggling.

I approached this topic a few years ago when I came across that hideous exercise in squeezingmoney out of the vulnerable ‘The Secret’. The less said about that the better but what I am seeingnow is the aftermath of that particular brand of bullshit and it’s application into a world it has

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no place in.

Thinking positively is fine. In fact, in a lot of cases, it’s the remedy needed to correct yourailments. Thinking negatively is also just as, if not a little more, important to modern living.Positive thinking works when applied to something that you have control over like taking anexam or learning to ride a bike. It does not work when applied to things like war, world hunger,

lost keys and The Conservative Party. Saying that you’re thinking positively about the outcomeof any of these things is kind of like saying that you don’t care. It’s a way of excusing yourselvesfrom actual action and responsibility. Christians excuse themselves with prayer.

It’s as fruitless as the over competitive fathers that populate every beach in Britain armed with aspade and a senseless need to engage in tidal defence. To a child the ocean is the most infinite of things and for them to see their fathers try and stop it passing their will like a pot-bellied,Speedo-wearing Gandalf must be a crushing disappointment. I fear the same for the children of those who will only deal in self fulfilling prophecies and misplaced values. If the ocean in this

metaphor represents logic then the 21st Century hippy is the lonely dad on the shore slamminghis spade into the sand screaming “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” This approach didn’t even work for Gandalf and he was a fucking wizard.

The old hippy ideologies are long dead. Periodically they’re resuscitated by the image conscious but each time with a diminishing sense of conviction. They’re relevant today only to thoseinterested in fashionable ideas to attach to the romantic way in which they see themselvesnullifying what little relevance history affords them.

Taking this ‘head in the sand’ approach to life in the western world is impossible as there is too

much hardship to navigate. Emerging on the other side, sane of mind, would not be achievablewithout the immeasurable power of cynicism and the devastating effects of logic. To say youcan exist here surviving on a strict diet of tie dye, bongos and positive energy is a testament topure ignorance and an insult to those less fortunate. No amount of synchronised, field basedsilliness is going to feed Africa, abolish fascism and find my fucking car keys.

The problem with positive thinking as a lifestyle choice is that it’s just that, a choice. I don’tchoose to be sceptic about most things just like I didn’t choose our government but believe me;NO amount of positive thinking will rid us of that irreparable error of judgement.

So please let this be the death of shifting the responsibility of what we do to our poor planetonto the cosmic shoulders of pointlessness. Let’s kill it off in favour of actual progress. Pleaseaccept the following as a eulogy to your archaic solution:

To the man who believes that his and our existence is defined either by ‘fear’ or ‘love’ and not the space inbetween where the rest of us live hear this, only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Phil Watson.

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