WELCOME

HOMECOMERS mh~ Nintnriau BEAT

McKENDREE

Volume XLVIII Thursday, October 16, 1930. No.2

ST. VIATOR WELCOMES SONS HOME AGAIN CLASSES HOLD Holy Name Sunday Heid i FATHER MAGUIRE Viatorian Pulls Scoop

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GAME AND DANCE NEW ELECTIONS

Freshmen Elect Officers, Seniors and Sophs

Fill Vacancies

On October 7, the largest Freshman class in the history of St. Viator College held its election. To head it during the next year, the class chose Patrick N. Farrell of Chicago, a graduate of St. Viator Academy and one of the best known and most gen­erally liked men in the class. The Freshmen also Wl'ote a new chapter into the history of St. Viator College when Miss Marie Smale, of Bradley, became the first co-ed ever to hold office in a class of the College. For Secretary, t he class selected Charles Byron, of Bourbonnais, and elected to entrust such funds as might come in­to their possession in the hands of Harry Hartigan, of Chicago. Robert Delaney, a Iso of Chicago, will re­present the Freshmen before the Ad­visory Board. The election was unique in two ways, fir st, because the class elevated a co-ed to the office of Vice­President, and secondly, because all of the officers, with the exception of Miss Smole, are graduates of St. Viator Academy.

S~ophomores Elect To fill the office of Vice-President,

left vacant by the failure of Francis Cassidy, of Holyoke, Mass., to return, the Sophomore class held a special election. John McGrath, of Peoria, was selected from a three-cornered field consisting of himself, Danny O'Connor and James Laffey.

Seniors P ick P resident Because Lloyd O. Warne, of Sioux

Falls, S. D., failed to return to school, the Senior class held a special elec­tion to fill the office of President. Kenneth Clothier, of Bloomington, Illinois, was picked to fiucceed t h e absentee, Mr. Warne,

Sophs Decree Frosh Conduct

Th e firs t Holy Name Sunday of the 1930-31 scholastic year was ob­served on Sunday, October 12, when the entire student body of the College altended Mass in a body a,nd re­ceived Holy Communion.

The second Sunday of every month is traditionally Holy Name Sunday at St. Viator College, and at that time the student body receives Holy Com­munion in a gt·oup. It has been the custom in past years, a custom which is continued this year, to hold the Mass On Holy Name Sunday at seven o'clock instead of the regular eight­thirty Sunday Mass, and to have breakfast immediately following Ma,ss rather than preceed it. It has also been customary to hold the meetings of the Holy Name Society as soon after breakfast on Holy Name Sundays as possible. Another innovation this year is the holding of two student Masses on week days at 6 :30 and 7 o'clock rather t han the si ngle Mass at 6:40 as was the case in former years.

DEBATE QUESTION PICKED AT MEET

Midwest Debate League Selects Question For

This Year

At the annDar Conference of the Midwest Debate League of which St. Viator College is a member, held at the Auditorium Hotel in Chicago, Saturday, September seventh, the question for t he debating season of 1930 was decided upon.

The question which the men will debate is: Resolved, That the several states should enact legislation pro­viding for compulsory unemployment ins urance, This selection waR made from a long list of interesting topics including modern advertising, prohi­bition, repeal of the Sherman Anti­Trust Act, free trade, campaign ex­penditures, women in public affairs, recognition of Soviet Russia, old age pension, too many people entering

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TALKS TO LABOR I

With it. first issue, the Viatorian carried the first n ews uscoop" of the

--- ,yea r when it had the story of the PRESIDENT OF COLLEGE AP- Viator-Wesleyan football game cir-

PEARS BEFORE AMERICAN i culating on the campus four hours FEDERATION OF LABOR I before the first local newspaper. The

I paper was made up on Friday after­

Gives Sociologist View I noon preceeding the game with the exception of a column on the back

Noted Economist and Sociologist page which was held open for the

I football story. The game was written

Tells Laborers How the Scientist up late Friday night after its occur-Sees Present Situation renee, taken to the printer a,nd run

Very Reverend J . W. R. Maguire, C. S. V., pres ident of St. Viator Col­lege left early last week for Boston, Massachusetts, where, on Wednesday October eighth, he appeared before the American Federation of Labor in

off early Saturday morning. As a result of this exceptionally kind co­operation on the part of the printers, the Viatorian was ava.i1 able at the College by two o'clock Saturday aft­ernoon, fully four hours before the first Kankakee paper carrying the

its Annual Convention and delivered story of the game rea,ched the school. an :1ddress. Father Maguire who has an international reputation as a

sociologist a.nd economist. has long PARENT'S DAY championed the cause of the working I man throughout the extent of the TO BE SOON land, and is directly responsible for I much of the legislation enacted dur- I

ing hi s time for the protection of the I[ Plans for Parent's Day laborer. Father MagUIre presented ' an unusually compact and compre- November 7, Nearing hensive survey of the present in- C I· dustr ial situation and its remeaies, l omp ebon and gave his address t he added wegiht I of his usual forceful style of speech. I The plans for the first annual The address was broadcast over a Parent's. Day at St. Viator. College national network of radio stations. are ra.pldly neanng completIon. In-

As indicative of the high esteem in ! vitations to parents of the students which Father Maguire is held by the will soon be issued by the College. working men of America, it is signi- In addition, the students are request­ficent to notice that he was invited ed to personally invite their parents to share the program and the Con- to attend the festivities.

TO BE FEATURES St. Viator Meets McKen­

dree in Night Grid Battle

Between the routine and work When the night is beginning to lower Comes a pause in the year's occupa-

tion That is known as the Homecoming

hours.

My apologies to Longfellow! A pause? Yes, a respite from labor ~nd duty; but certainly not a cession of activities, rather a r enewed fervor in that the anticipations of a year are realized. Homecoming Day is the big event of every year in every college throughout the entire country. It is the day when, in response to a sum­mons sent out from their Alma Mater, all her children. old students and new, assemble within the friendly wa,lls of their college and there continue and perpetuate the friendsh ip of college days.

So does St. Viator College issue an invitation to all who have found a place within her walls-alumni, stud­ents, and friends . She, too, wishes and urges that her children revisit once more the scenes of their college days. So she has set aside October 17 as the day that she will entertain th~m. A round of festivities has been a.rranged in accordance with a ll Homecoming occasions.

On the night of October 16, St. Viator's respectable students become transformed into a disreputable ar­ray of hobos. And, not content with that, they must, as though they were proud, and of course, the occasion

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venti on's time with such justly Parent's Day, which occurs on famous men as William Cardinal November 7th, will find the Fighting O'Connell, Archbishop of Boston, and Irish entertaining the strong Charles­Herbert Hoover, President of the ton eleven in a night football game. United States. Father Maguire has That the game should be extraordin­always been in the forefront of every arily well-fought is evidenced by the labor dispute, ~. nd is to be congrat- records of the two teams, Charleston ulated on the recognition given his holds a 15-0 victory over Illinois services by the Federation. Normal, while St, Viator beat the

Teachers 6-0. The score does not Hobo Parade a Success SHEEDY IN HOSPITAL accurately guage the relative merits __ _

Cl S Sh d f S eca 10f the two teams as shown by the. . . . ,a:ence . ee yo. ,en 'fact that Viator made two more first Wlth a determmabon to make It-

Il?mol~, was taken to St. MalY s Hos- owns a ainst Normal than CharleS-I ~elf hea~d, the largest, hobo parade pltal In Kankakee for an emergency d g . m the hlstory of St. V,ator College operation for appendiciti s. His con- ton was able t~ do, and ¥amed l~o~e invaded the streets of downtown dition is reported as satisfactory at I yards from scnmmage. It shoul e Kankakee last night The paraders this writing. Sheedy is a member of anybody's b~ttl e. . ordinarily staid" ~ober students: the Freshman class. (ContInued on page SIX ) seemed to g lory in their fallen state.

A t the head of the procession rode the football team in automobiles.

Due to the energies of the Sopho­more class the campus has been re­cently beautified by the acquisition of some extremely attractive caps by a certain portion of the student body whose love for the Alma Mater has prompted them to be so self-sacri­ficing. Not content with instructing I the youngsters in the joys that are to I be attained from properly decorated surroundings, the upper-classmen I have kindly volunteered their precious I time in an effort to improve the etiquette of their wards, and offer a proclamation in this issue as the first I fruits of their conference. The master-minds of the College have ! improved upon most of the old and I accepted formulas of conduct. and I have even gone so far as to suggest a few new ones for the Book. The administration of the rules is to again be in the hands of the ancient and I honorable Tribunal of the Kangaroo. ,

HOMECOMING PROGRAM McKendree rode, too, but only in effigy, borne upon the shoulders of twelve Freshman stalwarts. It was

THURSDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 16

7 :00 0' clock-Hobo Parade through Kankakee

8:30 o'clock-Bonfire

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17

5 :3 0 0' clock-Dinner for Alumni in College Refrectory I

OBITUARY 7 :45 o'clock-Homecoming game with McKendree

"'We extend our condolences to 9: 15 o'clock-Homecoming party in gym

not a gala occasion for the McKen­dree troop, however, for they rode in

I a specially constructed casket. Fol­I lowing the somber funeral procession with its hoard of mourners (hired), came the aristocrat of the Hobo Parade, Mr. Byron, who rode in his coach and four (minus three), erst­while Patty Haye's ancient victoria . The upper-classmen brought up the rear in picturesque disarray, and making sounds that seemed a lmost sacreligious in view of the character of the first half of the column.

James Wolf of the Freshman class I L _______________________ ______________________ --' on the death of his father.

I At the College the Hobo Hoards broke ranks to lig ht the big bonfire that Bob Delaney and his crew of Freshmen had been collecting for the pas t two weeks. The marchers were followed by a large number of towns­people, who came along to see the thing done and remained to partici­pate.

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"Th e higb cRt lo\'e con spires with the imaginative r eason to I In'ing- about every beautiful circumstances around the beloved which will per mi t the highest development of its life." These \\'ol'lIR of Ilu ssell we may well apply to ourselves. You honor and love and r evere St. Viator Coll ege, do you not? Yes, that is I ch- monstrated every day. The an niver sary of the death of St.'He was consoled only by the promise

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There is, however, one phase of your Alma Mater 's varied Vbtor will be observed October 21, lof the dying St. Ju st, t hat, ere long, nctivities that needs aJld val u. es your 2ssistance. Football is that with a Solemn High Mass in his It heY would be reunited in etern ity. , I, , It . t 't t ' t tt t t h' th This prophetic promise of St. Just I ('VerSIon. IS no my 111 en Ion 0 a emp 0 emp aSlze e honor a t 7 o'clock in the College was fulfilled, and St. Viator died on

impol-tance of nthletics in the school. You, I believe, perceive Chapel. Due to the f~ct that Home· I October 21 of the same year. 390. 1'-____________ _ l hat. Coaches McAllister and Dahman are working earnestly to commg and St. VIator s Day come so Upon learning of the death of t heir

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close together we shall not have the ' .. f L ;---___________ _ dcvelope a real team to . represent the school. You can help them . ' I two samts .the mhabltants a yons . . . usual holIday. o· d . E t d by your UnIted support. GIve that to them WIth your whole . .. ,"en, a eputatlOl1 to gyp , an reo

The lIfe of St. VIator IS closely m· coveled t heir bodies. With great I I,ca l't. Back t hem! Cheer them' Enco;ll'age ~hem ! tel woven with that of St. Just. St. ! pomp and elaborate demonstrations

You S3W the DeKalh game, (fIdn t you. You know, then, Viator was born in Lyons, France, of respect and love, the re lics were that DeKalb earned that game, and that Viator did not deser ve about the year 360, He led a very 'I deposited in the church of the to lose it. Yo ur cheering and the rea l fighting spirit that you pious life in his youth and, by reason Machabees. since renamed t he Church I

d f h . h h d tl "G W" Y of his erninent virtues was chosen f St J t shoute orth t at l1l,g t strengt ene le reen ave. ou Lector of the Church ~f Lyons by l C Mo~; ~~ 'the relics of St, Viator S ,l\V that Wave, as It roa red backward and forwards, always St Just his bishop It was the duty I J B I ' h . 'I) . ..,. are now at ette, e glUm, t e pres-lhreatenlI1g. YOUI" Pep dId that. It made the component parts of the lector to read the Sacred cnt h.,dquarters of the general ad. of lhat mighty ifort feel like fighting and never ceasing to fight. Scriptures to the ~ssembled faithful 1ministration of the Clerics of St. 1

Now come out to the Homecoming game! Root for your and to explam pnnclpal pomts of Viator. Precious portions of them learn. Make them feel that you are right there on the field and Chri stia n doctrine. I tave been distributed a mong the prin. lhat you are backing them with every ounce of loyalty that you About the yea r 381 St, Viator fol' l cipal houses of the Order. possess. Support your team at home so t hat, wherever it is lowed his bi shop, St. Just into t he From this saint, the Clerics of St. playing, it knows lhat you a re I:oping and pulling for its success. desert of Scete~ in Egypt. where they I Viator ha~e taken their name f~r the Let" help the team to gl\'e Mchendree a good drubbll1g! lIved m seclusIOn for several years, Order whIch professes the servIce of

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ah'e! To this greeting, centu ries old but ever new, the I' carts of St. Via to r students respond with a thrill of gladness, This stately welcome is the first object to present itself to our ~\'es as we enter t he doors of l\Iarsile Hall. To t he new students, a~ to t'"Ie old. this sa lu tation is made. St. Viator College receives a ll of ~'O \l with welcoming hands,

Through the medium of this editorial the Freshmen wish

serving Cod in prayer and labor. It religion and of education, for St.

I was a sev~re hardship for ,S t . Viator I Viator is the patron saint of educa- I to leave hI S parents a nd hIS country t icn. He was a master of religious at the early age of 20, bu the wished instruction and had a supernatural to follow St. Just's example of spiro ability to impart knowledge to itual perfection. youthful minds. During his life, he

The death of St. Just occul'l'ed was known as the Model Lector. September 2, 390. Both the saints In beJ.ring St. Viator's name, and had been inseparable during life, and teing under his patronage, the Col­now, without his beloved master, St. lege is in possession of a precious Viator was overcome with sorrow. heritage.

to express their appreciation of becoming members of this insti- ============================ \ution. The upper c1assmen take this opportun ity of ,,'elcoming t he newcomers, ince the greatest responsibility of being host de\'olves upon the Sophomore class. permit us to assure our new· iy made friends that we do heartily welcome them, and. further· ll1ore. that \\'e shall endeavor to '"Ielp them in feeling perfectly .Il home in their present surroundings,

To Ollr belo\'ed faculty. all of us and each one of us says, "Hello," It is a common greeting. but in this instance it means so mllch! It says that \\'e are glad to be back with you for an· olher year: that \,e shall co·operate with youwholeheartedly; :hat we shall strive to bring ne\\' laurels to the school of St. Via· tor: that. fin!lll~'. more than ever before. we shall strh'e to merit the haniships and struggles through which the clerics of St. \'ia· ttlr have passed that there might be a haven fo r all Catholic youths striving to obtain an education.

}IA;,'Y STUDENTS GO TO ~OR}lAL The invertebrate Zoology class have been on the lookout for specimens without a backbone, One of tbe dudents, George Oscar Bereo]os, by name, became rather confused t he other day and passed up a periectly good specimen of an insect, thinking. ~ecause it was black it would be too

The campus of St, \'iator College of last Saturday bore a close resem­Llance to that village made so fam· ous by Oliver Goldsmith. A large portion of the student body followed :"he team to Xormal to cheer them to difficult to examine him under the \;ctory. The Yiator cheering section microscope. Help George out by find­was very much in evidence through- ing some luminous insects for him. out the entire affair.

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HONORED BY POPE Father James A . Solon

Made Monsignor by Holy Father

Before an audience of over 200J people, the Right Reverend Monsig­nor James A. Solon, for thirty-on:::! years pastor of St. Mary's Church of DeKa]b, was invested with the exaL­ed position of Domestic Prelate tJ His Holiness Pope Pius XI, with tho title and rank of Monsignor. The ceremonies, which took place in Dc­Kalb, were presided over by Rt. Re·/. Edward F. Hoban, D. D., Bishop cf Rockford.

Not all who wished to attend tr.e services were able to secure seats within the Church itself, and the pro­ceedings were broadcast to the wait­ing t hrongs without the door by special amplifying equipment.

Within the church the altar was a· bower of r oses. Streamers of gold and white, the papal colors, hung t hroughout the church. Outside the church was decorated with the colors of the Land a nd t he Church. The rectory and St. Mary 's School were similarly decorated. \ Within the church, the visiting clergymen num­bering over one hundred priests, oc­cupied the first pews while fifty­fourth degree Knights of Columbus in the full uniform s of the order lined the center ais le.

Monsignor Solon, Bishop Hoban, and other officers of the Mass a,­sem bled at the rectory a few 111)­

ments preceeding the services and marched from the rectory to t he church. Attired in black casse/ck . surplice, stole, cape, and black ber~ etta, Monsignor Solon occupied a place in the procession immediately preceeding Bishop Hoban, dressed if! his magna cappa with t he cap" of ermine a nd long train.

Arriving in the sanctuary, Mon­signor Solon removed the cape and stole and sang the response. J ust prior to t.he investure he made his profession of faith. Retiring to the vestry, Monsignor Solon removed the surp llce and bla~k cassock and, donning the purple robe and sash, knelt before the Bishop for the bless­in~ of the garments, f ollowing wh ich he was invested with the surplice, mantilla, and beretta, having on it the purple pompom. Father Solon then retired to the sanctua.ry for the brief address by the Bishop, the ~crmon by the Rev. T, P. Berming­h am of Rockford, and the Solemn High Mass .

During the investure service, I BishopJ-Ioban said, UWe rejoice with Father Solon, and we are here to congratulate hirn on the dignity con- a cablegram from Rome, bestowing ferred upon him . \Ve wish him many on Monsignor. Solon the Blessings of yea,·s of service for the Lord . We Pope Pius XI. all realize that the priesthood is the During the early part of the ser­greatest office that could be conferred vice, Rev. Leo Binz, D. D., read the upon niBn. Nolhing can surpass it. communication received recently by It is wholesome frorn time to t ime to l\1onsignor Solon acquainting him of single out a member and honor him his appointment as Domestic Prelate. to n greater cxtent. The communication was read first in

It is in this spirit that these hon- Latin and then read in its translated ors nre conferred . No one has been form. more faithful, more zealous than the Further honors were bestowed up~ one honored today. In all his years on :.\Ionsignor Solon by his parishon­he has had nothing else in view than , ers by n reception held in his honor to labor in your behalf. You know immediately preceeding his elevation. better than I his labors. lt is that DUling the course of the evening, zenl that has brought him to the at· the new Monsignor was presented tention of the clergy of the diocese. with a large check, which he accepted

Here they are, grads. How many

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picture was taken in 1916, the second

one in 1917, and the bottom, Lhe prize

of the lot, in 1908.

graduating with the class of 1889. His many friends among the alumni and in t he College join the congratu­lating Monsignor Solon on the signal honor which the Holy Father has be­stowed upon him.

Robert Russell, '06, was a visitor here a few weeks ago. He is now engaged in the insurance business in Louisville. He reports that Hall's weIll? with the other alumni who make their home in Louisville-

II I ALUMNI NOTES

I Father W. J. Stephenson, C. S. V., l"OW stationed at the Chicago Munci­pal Tuberculosis Sanitarium, chaplain of the 8th Massachusetts Field Artil­lery during the World War, attended

I the A merica.n Legion Convention in Boston last week.

Thomas K. Gregory, Academy '20, now representing a Chicago lace company, stopped at the Colleg e last week.

John M u1cahy, Academy '22, )lOW of I Delaven, Il l. , visited the CoBege.

William A. Kelly, '28, has returned to his studies in theology at St. Benedict's Seminary in Atchison, Kansas.

Gerard Legris, '3 0, has taken a 1 position with Jamieson, Inc., Chicago.

I Edward Gallogher IS now teaching in t he Chicago public schools.

I Rev. Edward Farrell, '25, was

transferred dunng the summer from I Moline, Ill., to assistant at St. Bar-

I Ilardi in Peoria . __ _

I Zenus Lemnus a.nd Fra nklin T.

May, '27, have taken positions with the Prudential I nsurance Company in Kankakee.

Leonard DeDario and J ames Hay· den, both former members of the class of '32, are continuing their

I studies at Loyola University in Chi­I cago. Mr. Hayden is studying law, whi le Mr. DeDario is taki ng up medi­cine.

I Rev. Walter Studle, a graduate of I St. Viator, is confined to Mercy Hos­pital in Denver, Colorado with a com­pound fracture of his left arm. Father

I Studle was doing light repair work about the church, when a scaffold collapsed and threw him to the

i ground. __ _

I John Hundman, ex '33, is attending

the University of Tennessee and serv­ing as part time instructor in the

I Tennessee School for t he Deaf. , ---

I Rev. Marin Lennartz, C. S. V.,

former ly connected with the Viatorian House of Stud ies in Washington, D. C., has recently been transferred to St. Joseph's parish in Spring fi eld, Illinois, to assist Rev. Daniel O'Con­nor, C. S. V.

Brother Charles Carlin, C. S. V., for many years a familiar fi g ure about the campus, is now stationed at Fournier Institute, Lemont, Ill.

Jay Watson and Jim Brown, both of the Class of '30, visited old friends about the campus a week ago last Sunday.

"Chuck" Carney, Dean Ru ssell and Rt. Rev. Msgr. Quille, an alumnus • '. Hugh McShane. of St. Viator, has been transferred to

Then there IS that bnght one pull- ___ St. Ita's on the North Side in Chica-cd by some Freshman UMlster Chair- ( . man, mv reason IS 'al'Cntal ob ec- Room 215 took the weekly m~pec- g,o. Msgr. QUille wa~ one at the t ,,,' P J tlOn prize donated by the Committee dIrectors at the InternatIOnal Euchar-

IOn . 10f Well-Kept Rooms, a very nice and IStiC Congress held in Chicago in 1926. apprOpllate cuspidor wIth an ove1'­

John S. Ferris, Academy '26, took I sized neck. This cUlipidor is expected the habit of the Viatorian novice on to help "Ham" Hamilton in his efforts Sunday, October 12. to expectorate.

Fr. Edmund Sweeney, '22, who is stationed at Clifton, held Forty Hours devotions recently. Rev. Fr. O'Mahon­ey, Viatorian Provincial and former

'rhe clergy is honored by him. But for the church. Ask \Pince Morrissey what happens "He passed the first, the driver fussed, member of the faculty of St. Viator He passed the next, the driver cussed, ! College, was the speaker.

those who arc honored fire the people l\Ion~ignor Solon is an old son of when he pulls that innocent-looking He passed the third, the driver roared of his. parish." st. Viator. He received the early levu' in his room, at eleven every Iyou can't stop it, it's a Ford!' " Edward O'Neil, '29, also took the

During his address, the Bishop rcad tr:lining and his college work here, night. I

-The Saybrook Spotlight I Viatorian habit early in September.

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Epee: iaJ me t-ug's of the Col e>:'e (Iu , to preside at 8Uch meetine-_. ~ late

nnd foster studo,,' .,';'·itles. to ...,pre- bon 1 The Telnllar m~tln'" of ent the ("allege f1ub on atl publi the '-allege Club ohall take pl ....

occa Ions. and Irtnerally to f"lft the lwl c n month durinj1' the ""hola.t~ tunctlons c.! t!1e presld~l'.g ... ffi e- of yt'" r on d ys t be- detE'rmin(tc1 e .. lch im 1 r nrganiz....t.!ms. year J,y & majontr ,"ot€' of th~ m~t~ iSc t. 0:1 !!. Th., d~tiE"S of the Yi c .. Jng nt which the pt'rmanent ofiiccr

PI e-sidcnt $hall re til act in the pl,lee p,hnll 1'<" elected. of the Pre icif'nt, wh(>n the latter 1:-1 :-;eetlon:!. ~pecial meetmlt~ of lht' at c..,t or (or !i!lY re9!>on t nablf' to <.olJes:e nuh may he ('aHed at any PI', Corm hi functIOns. tlmf' by the Prt'gidt:'nt. lie ~hall al-

Section 3. The d'llie:-1 of the ~(>Crt~- war~ ('all U • pecHlI meetin't when rf.'-

;~:y m:~~~~s:; t~ p~:tp~r:h:n~i;~~:~~~ Ilu(':sled hy another officer. by n mcOl-Well. after all, th{'re'~ one lhing I an nc. rl~ Ii,t of ali thc mC.n cr' lor of the ,\dvi.ory Board, by lIny

,f the Coliege Clllh. t) call the roll other two member. of the Collcj1'L' whe:! the viva \'o'e vo.c i, req .ired. Cluh, or by • member of the Fnl'ulty.

to ~n'\'I r <II writton c'm ,,"n.cation" ARTlC'LI-: \'III. With lhf'H" mlfll{cl golf CllllrHes, we ex pcct lo hear thal 'fte: con-'Italion with the President, Section 1. A quorum for the pur·

f.;o m('on(' has m ad,. ~' ho l ~ in onp-half. :lnd to relO all comm:mirationg rc- POf'C of any meeting ~halJ consi~t of ~eivc' l to tile first re~ui:lr meeting of at least one third of the total mt'nl­the College Clu b. and genernlly to LC1<hip of the College Club. DOC\lll : You'll L(' df'neJ ;,rforp morning.

E "ki m(); j ['m , t hrce monthg to li ve. pCl form the doties of a se"retary of ARTI CLE IX. n deliberative a~sembly. Section 1. A member of the Fuculty

Then.'H a world of differenc" I etwecn t1'e Norlh Pole and SC"ticn I. The duties of the Trea,· shall be invited by the Advisory Board \ h(, South Pole' . urer s hall be to collecl and keep all to act each year as Faculty Ad vi.or

dues and other moneys, t) render an to the Coll ege Club.

Einbeck's Studio Cur P:l " 'g p' .. L ';J ,. p n­s";c, yd treasured for their

\; 'rth ,IiI 11" P' 1',1'. il.;,

133 :-Iorth Schu yler Ave.

KanlUlkec , Ill. I acc"rate account of them to each reg- ARTICLE: X. I liar meetin,!, of t he College Club, to Section 1. Thi, Constitution may be I ______________ --,

)3Y :"III properly incurred dehts upon amended as follows: The proposed I

J/ er fathl'r ran a bowling pl3ce-ancl did s he know her alleys 7 order of the P resident and Secretary. 3mendmcnt shall be read bofor!' a

"Why did yo u cmplo~' sllch " ~hort nur:;e 7" "So thp hahy wouldn'l have !1() far to fa ll."

___ I Section 5. The Offices of Secretary re~ubr meetings of the College Club, Echoes of lhe Campus Punster 'nd Treasurer may be held by the and shall then be referred to the

N. L. MARCOTTE

Barber Shop " TileI'{' gO('~ Wilburforcl' \Vinl ('rbotham, the man who tried ;ame member, if the College Club members of the Advisory Board, who I

\n CO I'II(,I' t h e \\orlcl'~ coal xupply and failed." ;ha ll S) delermlne by a majol'ltv vote, sha ll, after serious deliberatIOn vote .\r:cnt fo" Down-Town Clean-"Didn'l 11(' know that yo u can't fuel all of the people a ll of )f all the mcmbers present ~t the I to accept or reject ,t. If the v~te of

t1w t ill1 1: '?" lomi natlng meetmg. the AdVIsory Board is favora ble to inp" Pre ~;ing' :nd n~\pail'jnr~

E3lal'l i shm ~nt ARTICLE IV. I the proposed a mendment, it shall be

)('H not Rchoo l lh ·'t we fear so much, but the prin cip::tl of Sec tion 1. The Memhers of the Ad. subnlllted to the Faculty Advisor for i Bourbonnais, III. lhe thing-or the cook . .isol Y Do'rd sha ll be the President hIS app rova l, and if this is secured , .---------------

Vice-Pres id ent , Secretary, a nd Tl'e:ts~ the ame ndment s ha ll be r eported back .---------------­Molh cl', lcuching son Arithmetic: Now, take the Sprinks ner of the College Club, and one favolubly to the College Club. A

famil y. l\Iloll-Jcl', Falher a nd bahy; ho w m1ny does tJ'at make? nember elected from each of the vote sha ll then be taken, and if the Brighl Son: Two and one to carry. 1 hehman. Sophomore, Junior and amendment ,ecu r" a majority of the

I' V<' dccided to ca ll my girl Plol11 'line thix su mmer.

3cnior classes. E3Ch cIas::; sha ll meet vote::; of a ll the members of the Col­Po ison, because she went ;eparately to e!e,t its representative lege Club, it sha ll be considered

on the Advisory Board, and shall do adopted, and of the same fo rce as the

A Smudgy Slory " Wh y did (hat salesman yell 'F ire ' when yo u passed by?" " Becuuse I'm an old flame of hi s ."

She: Oh, my hero! My g rt'at big footb31l hero ! How did you i>rcuk your a t m ?

li t': Tht' bench turned over.

m in :leeQ1'Jance with its own Consti- other prOvisions of this Constitution. tolion and By.Laws, provided that no I AMENDMENT 1. one ineligible under this constitJtion (to Article Ill . Section 1.) sholl be elected by a ny of the classes "The duties of the President shall 1S members of the Advisor y Boanl. 1 ~e t o call regular and spec ial meel- I

Scction 2. The duties of the Advis. In gs of the College Club, to preside .) ry Board sha ll be to consider and at such meetings, to initiate and lcport to the Coll ege Club all matters fOlSier !=>tudent activities, to repre'sent within the purpose of the College the Col lege Clu b on all public occa·

:md , he (another 'she') : What's jumping?

tht' difl'erence between dancing Clu b, and generally to fulfill the fllnc- sions. and genera ll y to fulfill the ~ions of an executive committee. The fu nctio ns of t he presiding offi cer of Addsory Bo:nd shall be the final in- simile l organizations. Upon the first lcrpl'etcrs of the Constitut ion amI meeting of his Advisory Board he

He (same he) : I dunno. he : I though so.

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LINCOLN CONSTITUTION AND I <'Ire Club shall consist of a President, ARTICLE V. the Advisory Board. cha irmen to - ORD BY LAWS \"ice-Ptesident, Secretary, Treasurer, Section 1. The Delegates to the Col- supervise the work of the Social Ser- '----------------'

- I ;l lembe )s of t he Advisory Board, and lege Council shall be the President . two delcltates to t he ColleO'e Cou ncil. ::!x-oftkio and one member elected in

COLLEGE C'~:g~L~gE ST. YJ.\TOR Section 2. All officers ~shall hold oCtol'dance with the provisions of HOTEL KANKAKEE ~ fli('e only for t hc term of the current Article n, Section 3, of this Constitu-

(Thl' ('\lstom hn~ arisen of prin t ing scholas tic year for which t hey s hall tion. l'H'l'y Y{'I\l' in the th'gt issue of The h:.:\\"c been e lected. Sccti~n 2. T wo alternates, one an I \,intol'ian n {,'opy of the Constitution Sect ion 3. All officers with the ex- :l lternate to the President, and an al­of thl' roll(l~e Club of St. Viator Co l-I ('cption of t he members of the advis- ternate t~ the regular delegate, shall !t'gl', Thl' copy fo llowg. together with I J1Y board shall be elected as f ollows : also te elected in accorda nce with t he its l Ull(.'1H.lIl\(lnt~. It is sugge~ted that \t the first regular meeting of the ;:>ro\·isions of Article II, Section 3, of "':h.'h ~tud(lnt }1r('se1"\'(, 1\ copy for re- College Club in the month of May, ~his constitution, who sha l1 act only f"'rl'll<.'l'. ) nomi~ations shall be made from t he I i.n the event that the regular dele-

In regular form for all the offices gates are prevented from performing 'Y c. the Students of St. Yiator Col- '.:)" the- next scholastic year. Each their duties.

l,,'~l' do hert.'by form an a:::sol'intion, to nomination must receive a second. The Section 3. The duties of the Dele­bl' klh\\\' n a8 the Colleg(" Club for the Secretary shall keep a record of all gates to the College Council shall be pUl'po~(' of fostering student acti\'i- n' :"!leS l'('.:eiving a nomination and a to attend all meetings of the College tit.'s. of improving the intelledual. s€'cond for each office. '\nen nomina- Council called to consider matters lHll1':ll. and $t. ... l'iul Hfi' of the student ti~ns have been received for all the directly affecting the welfare of the l t,dy. t,f $I..,"uring- n reasonable mens- offil'es the meeting shall adjourn for student body, with the exception of un' of studtmt tz".w('rnme-nt, of render- n J:cri:-d of not less than three days the determination of scolastic stand­ill)! ,,}r~ani%ed H:::~ist~n('(' to the nd not more than six days, Sh~IlI.lrdS and requirements, They shall F!h.'llltv in th\.~ udnUH'Cl1lt'nt nnd de- the-n rc-con\·ene and proceed by secret \·ote as members of the College Coun­Yt.'l"pll~f'nt of our Alma )Iater. do r:tl!ot to the election of officers from :iI on proposed changes ni the rules hl'reby tlNal11 und adopt thp following those, whose names have preyiollsly .:·f discipline, on the punishment of l'on5titutil't1 and By-I.:\w$: l'E:'en placed in nomination. Three stt:dents brought before the Council

ARTICLE 1. ,-lIels .hall be appointed by the for serious offenses, and shall gener· $('dic..'lll 1. This As-"'O('iation shall be l'resident to count the yotes. The _By represent the student body be-

hm,'t\\n :\$ tht?' Ct.,ll.:-g€, Club. 1.:."!::1Jid.1t2' rC'Cei\'ing the highest num- fore the s::premene governing author-$,-~til'ln :!. Tht:' mt'mbership of the h.:r C1 \'otes for each office shall be :ty of St. Yia.tor College,

C",lkg-t? ,,"'lub shall l.:"Qnslst llt all stud- ('.bred ele~ted to that office. ARTICLE \'1. t;nt$ t"t"~ularly mMricu\:\tffl at St. Section -t Xo student shall be eligi- ection 1. The amou.nt of the an-Yiat,,'lf t..-\,n('~. S.p~ial students tak- He fl..'lI' offi~e who has not iulfilled the nunl dues shall be determined each in.)! nt l(,!l~t' twt"h·(' hours 8, w~k in ~.·hol:btit.' requirements oi his year ye3.r by a majority vote of the mem­regular ct.llle~ ,,'\)\l~es !\T'(' nlso ehgi- in College. Special students are not cership of the College Club at a bIt.' for l\\':-I\\~T'$hip. t."l:gil:le to hold office. regular meeting.

ARTKLF. It. ARTICLE IIL ection 2. Xo member shall have

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Thursday, October 16, 1930. THE VIATORIAN Page 5

IRISH WALLOP IRISH CONFIDENT I I I pr~sos:1 ::c~~~mtoa ~:~,a~~Shc~ua~ I ILL. NORMAL U. OF BIG VICTORY ,---CA_M_P_U_S_BR_I_EF_S--l. I!~~o:s:~~~s Brief Colilm n heartily

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Welcome Alumnae! Make your- ---selves at home on this former campus I The Shea (Bung) Brothers, by the of yours. The student body is solid - aid of th is column, announce their tOlCS for your welfare. I big Bankruptcy Sale, begi nning Fri­

Trim Teachers in Hectic Viator Warriors Deter-Battle by Lone mined to Trim

day, October 17, and terminating Kankakee'S Largest Stock

Touchdown McKendree

The Purple and Gold spoiled a per­

fect Homecoming at Normal last

Saturday by defeating the Red and

After making a rather discourag­ing start, only to stage a great come­back, the Green Wave of St . Viator, gathering strength every day, is determined to ((take McKendree" and complete a perfect Homecom ing. The Iri sh are ma,king no mistakes in jcdging t heir opponents. While Mc­Kendree has not shown itself to be a

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Idler's Club-Motto : "Never do to- such accessories as will satisfy the day what you can put off ti ll tomor- desires of Tne College Man. When in Kankakee You .Are

Always Welcome at the White, 6-0. It was the first victory row." Members, "Squat" Christman, A k Edd' 0 ' .

"Han/' Hamilton, "Chuck" Carney, . S'I .~; Nell .why they call a dough-of the season for the Green Wave,

and a lthough the score bears all the HHel'b" Shea HHack" Tucker "AI" 'hlm AggIe. Two bIts to Furlong, HFat" Carroll, "Marty" nut he will blush.

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Toohill, "Jim" F lynn, ' ''Pat'' Cleary, eal marks of a battle, the I r ish were

by far t he better team. They rifled world-beater, the Green-clads are and "Vince" Mooney. the Normal forward wall t ime after remembering t hat 6-0 licking the time, but untimelY fumbles deprived visitolS just ha nded the strong them of more touchdowns. Evansville College eleven. Then , too,

Viator ca.rried the ba ll down the the line will be outweighed by Mc-Kendree's heavy forward wall, but

field after the kickoff for two first Viator's line is accustomed to being downs in succession, los ing t he ball outweighed.

Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Freshmen-Motto : "Bring Them In." Members, I'Gill" Middleton, Ralph Hoover, Ken Bushman, "Ed" Shea, "Burly" Loga n, "Squat" Christ­man, Ken Clothier, Charlie Clifford, Vince Morrissey, J oe Hoog, Phil Ma.ckey, Jim Hunt, Ed Hunt, a nd Marty Toohill.

on an intercepted pass. The Iri sh The Green Wave is steadily im­line held a nd Normal punted, Hamil- proving after losing the season's ton returning about ten yards. Via- opener to the DeKalb teachers. They

held the exceptionally strong Wesley- Sons of Rest- Motto: "We sleep,. tor fai led in two attempts at t he an eleven scoreless until the t hird line, Captain Furlong punting out of quarter, and then sent cold chills wake us not." Members, "Hack" Lo....-:nds on the twelve yard line. down the backs of Wesleyan Sup- Tucker, UBungle" Shea, "Burly"

porters with a suspended drive down Logan, Joe Hoag, "Pat" Cleary, Normal fumbled on the next play, the fi eld that seriously threatened the "Abhoo" Weber, HHam" Hamilton, Ed Gibbons recoveling for Viator Ug t he visitor's lead. The line was still weak Shea, "Cedric" Gibbons, Vincent quarter ended . but fast improving . It was begin- Mooney, a nd all the Freshmen.

With t he ball in scoring territory, ning to show the spectators that it The Woman Haters-Motto: "Re-the Irish advanced it to the one yard could make up in speed what it lacked member the Apple." Members, line. On t he next play, Furlong in weight. The backfield was work- "Bungle" Shea, " Hack" Tucker, fumbled after crossing the line, Nor- ing much more smoothl y, and un- "Burly" Logan, "Pat" Cleary, J oe mal recovering. The Normal kicker, covered an aerial attack that all but Hoog, Ralph Hoover , Jim Hunt, standing behind hi s own goal lines, brought victory. II Coot" Larkin, "Vince" Morrissey, got off a beautiful punt, Karr , who Coach McAllister and his assistant, and Irvin Mathews. h,d replaced Hamilton at quarter- Bucky Da.hman, have been putting t he back returned it about fifteen yards. squad in the best of condition with Again the Irish could find no hole in the intention of giving som" of the the line and fell back to pass. Romary old grads a taste of real football. threw a beautiful twenty yard pass Just what line-up they will start, or to Wirkin, who received it on the what plays they will depend upon to one yard line a nd was tackled in his bring a victory for the Homecoming tracks. Normal was hold in g well, a throngs, we don't know, but from thrust at the line gained two feet, past performances, we feel that we again a plunge failed to gain, a third can safely predict an open style of ,nd a four th t hrust at the line f a iled attack for the Irish. The last few to put the ball over-the Red and games have demonstrated that the 'Vhite line would not give an inch. Gr~en have a versatile pass attack Again Normal punted successfull y and use hair-tri gger shift plays to out of danger, the half end ing with best advantage. It is a lmost certa in the ball on Normal's 34 yard line. lhat McKendree will elect to play

Furlong returned the kick-off open- Viator's line in an attempt to wear ing the second half to the forty yard down its resistence and make a break. line. Westray picked up flve ya.l'ds It looks like an open game versus a in two attempts, Furlong kicked out smashing game. The Irish are con­of bounds on the 35 yard line. Pink- fident of victory, and with the men

The Tobacco League-Motto: "Buy, not bum." (We are sorry that lack of space prevents us from publishing the complete membership of this or­ganization) Faculty Adviser-Prof. Kennedy, Supply Agent-Bung le Brothers Campus Store, Ass't Quart­ermaster-IfHack" Tucker.

The Second Corridor is progressing very rapidly in t he fine art of Bull Throwing. Rooms 202 and 204 are the principal hangout s where this ancient sport prospers. Incidentall y Room 202 is leading 204 due to the fact that "Squat" Christmas has been cat ching up on lost s leep and not able to enter ta in the Bull Throwers.

!;bff made foul' yards, Normal was who once fought for the glory of Everybody and everything has its penalhed five yards for off-sides. Viator on the sidelines, should come attention centered on Homecoming. Moore punted, Karr returning the out of the battIe with the flag of vic- The Frosh are dashing hither and kick to t he forty yard line. An ex- tory once again fiying in the breeze. thither looking for wood and decorat-cha.nge of punts fo llowed. A Normal ing the gym, a.nd trying to get all kick was partially blocked, Westray The lineups: dated up fo r the coming hectic night. taking t he ball to Normal's 35 yard ST. VIATOR NORMAL The upper-c1assmen are holding t hem-line. Viator failed to gain, and Nor- Wirken .. L. Eo.. Sleevar selves in check so far as appearances mal took t he ba ll on downs. On the Carroll .................. L. T.... Bryan go, but a re suffering fro m internal second play, Normal fumbled, Viator Christman ........ L. G.... Arnold troubles-both pecuniary and fem in-recovering. Furlong made a yard, \Veber ..... _. C.... Ruebush ine. Homecoming will alleviate all \Vestray fell back for an end run, Hunt ... R. G.. Thomas ills. but running to the s idelines, he pass- Radcliffe .............. R. T. Shiner ed to Ka rl' who romped over for the Baldi ............ R. E. Seybert Viator was well represented at touchdown, Westray missed t he try Hamilton ...... Q. B. . ..... Moore Normal Saturday by a large number for goal. For the remainder of the Murgatroyd ..... _ .. L. H.... Kingery of the student body. Such spirit is game, Normal rel ied on passes, Witz .. . ... _ .... :R. H. Neill needed to keep up the morale of t he shooting them to t he right and to the Furlong - ............. F . B Pinkstaff team. left, keeping the Irish on their toes. Substitutions: Normal-Aldrich for Radio Receiving Station 204, Bour­They completed several passes for Moore, Smith for Seybert, Streigel bonnais, Illinois reports an increasing long gains, but t heir dashes for the for Arnold, McFadden for Aldrich, attendance at each performance. The goal always ended wUh intercep ted Honefenger for Bryan, Aldrich faT proceeds will be used for a worthy I passes or fourth downs. Kingery, Elbert for Pinkstaff, Murray cause-to provide the room with a

Captain Furlong was the outstand- for Thomas, Grimes for Murray, Ray- modernistic atmosphere.

Fashion Believes in G. G. G. Weaves

ing ball carrier for t he Green Wave. I mond for Shiner. St. Viator-Gibbons He wns in every play, and gave a for BaldI, Karl' for HamIlton, West­good account of himself on defense. ray for Murgatroyd, Oldham for Karr handled the team like a veteran, Hunt, Hunt for Oldham, Anderson and made several beautiful runs for Christman, Romary for 'Vitz, I returning punts. In the linc, Carroll Bereolos for Furlong, Meaney for YOUR NEXT SUIT AT Wag the chief menace to the Teachers' Weber, Polas for Meaney, Zip pay hopes. charging and tackling with the for Romary, Poos for Christman, Jl-I-F F E ~ SONS Pinkstaff was the most consistent Gibbons, Toohill for Wirken. ~ oUT1ft'iERS "--.:::::::,..

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The College is honored by ha.ving an organist as accomplished as Ken Bushman.

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Sporting Goods Scandal! Scandal! A Ladies Home I

Journal, a.nd a Good Housekeeping magazine were found in a certain young gentleman'S room on the Sec- '---------------...! ond Corridor. Such cond uct i.s un- ,--------______ ..., becoming the masculinity of Viator men.

Prefects Romary, Todd, and G"I­lahue were seen with heads close to­gether in a perfect huddle discussing something of vital importance for twenty-six minu tes a nd forty-eight seconds last Monday afternoon. Can it be t hat they are up to some new­fa ngled method of torturing their subjects?

Hack Tucker and cohort, Burly Logan, will endeavor to expla in to a n a.ppreciative audience just why all Viator men h ave great possibilities of becom ing successful business men 1

in the coming year. College Club Room . Come one! Come All!

Let Chuck Carney enli ghten you on baseball !

A new theory has been discovered by a campus lad. This t heory is termed IIBungleism. " According to uHack" Tucker, another eminent t heologian, this theory is quite pre­posterous, as it is absolutely against Fraternalism and the Brotherhood of Man . Many heated arguments have taken place since the new theory was set before the world, but as yet noth­ing has been proven either pro or con .

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ground gainer. He was a hard Touchdown-Karr. ---- - --- I plunger and used his 190 pounds to Referee: Sutherland (Illinois Wes- Holel Bldg. Kankakee, IlL ILLINOIS, ORLEANS AND K I GSBURY STS. ,. C~J,rl~.9.~ good advnntage. leyan) L-_________________________ ....::.:.:::.!!.::.:.:::~

Pa~e G THE VIATOR IAN

As the Editor Sees This Issue

Game and Dance To Be Features

PROCLAMATION Thr. ! ('rpent of Political Ambitions. (Contin :.Ieti from first page) Know. all Frosh, by these presents

Thursday, October 16, 1930,

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"e<,tch,.d la,t "pring, again rea" it' make. it j".tifiable-exhibit their (only 62 shopping days until Christ­h(.ad in our mi'ht with the Frc"hman hopeless lot t:J the public gaze. Con- ~lS) that the Sophomore Class, hav­(,Ia~~ ei<;ctions, and special clt:clions sequently at six-thirty o'clock they tn~ met In solemn conclave, and after to fill vacancies in the upper cla:;ses. begin their march from Bourbonnais j due deliberation, consideration, hesi­Th(. Ul'tual electioneering, log-railing, through the s treets of Kankakee. Im- tation. and corroboration, doth hereby hribt:ry, murder, scandal, and sudden mediately after the parade they let proclaIm, announce, etc., the follow­death being ove,', we believe that the off the steam accumulated through- ing set of rules for the Frosh. cla!i~(,~ have shown an intelligence out the evening in an uproarious pep 1. They must continue to spo rt , _ _ ____________________________ _ M(. ldom ~een in the wilds of Africa or meeting. This takes place about their green caps until well after the ofT the western coast of Pata~onia. nine o'clock on the College grounds first snow-(fall, not flake .)

___ in con nection with a huge bonfire 2. They must not any longer 'wear After our heart-rending pIca for I that, from present indications, pro- sweaters with high sc hool letters at­

~:omconc to dc: l iver us from gentlemen ~nise~ to be all that the word "huge" I tached. (For all we know they might who insisted in praising the poLe nt- l llnpl1es. have won them by playing pinochle) . iallities of the co-cds through the With the dawning of October 17, 3. Although they may speak to the

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I crusade r, we aren't so hot. About fi ve-thirty P. M. a banquet is sation.) '------ ------------- --------- - - --

- - - held for all the a lumni where, after 4. They must keep to themselves, ,- _____ _ ______________________ __ / And then Frances Mary Clancy having satisfied the pangs of hunger (along the £ol!th wall in the refectory, I

storm s the sanctum sanctorUl11 and they will probably bring to it, they and must not dine with the upper- ,

breaks into the stuff, And, spurning have a mple oppor tuni ty to renew old classmen, except upon in vitation-the ('ub's place, fj he opens in "big I friendships. Immed iately following time" by wl'iting the lead story in the ba nquet comes a very im portant such in stances are I' ::l re.) hcr first week. event of the day-the football game. 5. They must not attemp t to g row

___ Thi s year on Homecoming Day, St. mustaches. (The strenuous effol't in-We were rather well satisfied with Viator College will play McKendree cUt'red might result in a physical

the !5COOp we pu lled in the fir st issue College. As victory is very import- breakdown.) until we met a certain well known ant a nd very pleasant on such an 6. As there seems to be a shortage campus :luthority. Of cou rse, it was )ccasion, we On this side w ill do our of matches around the institut ion, we rather a nemic (Father Munsch part by our cheering a nd wishes of suggest that they carry such lux-taught us t hat one) , we realized that, good luck while t he team tr ium phs llries at a ll times for our conven ience. but. with a newspaperman's sense of Jver its opponents. The game will (Platinum cigar li gh ters preferred.) propor-tion , the scoop evened up for be played at seven forty-five. Follow- 7. They must secm'e all rides to the mechanica l and qr:nntativc de- 'ng it the da,nce wi ll be held in the town at least thirty feet south of f-i ciencies. j'Ym. All indications .point to a huge

--- success. Sammy Burk's orchestra We have been considering growing .las been chartered fo r the occas ion.

(or rentin g) a set of fa lse whiskers I Much t ime and energy has been ex­so t.hat, when our friends see our pended on the decorations and pre­pictures in Alumni groups twenty ~ara,tions. The annual Homeco ming years from now, t hey will be struck ! dance is, then, t he culminati on of the by the fact that we have aged so Homecoming festivities. With the little. --- close of it, another successful Home-

After that slight erro r on t he coming Day will be marked off t he Wesleyan game, we a re a bit reluct- scholastic calendar. ant to forecast the McKendree out-come, but, since you insist, we expect something like Viator 18. McKendree nothing. ---

Vv e wonder if Carl Lampe hasn't

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8. They must restrain from creating any disturbances about the campus wh ich might interrupt the contem­plation and thoughts of others . (Re­mernber, we must study!)

9. All attempts of t he serfs to en­roach upon t he privileges of the nobility (the upper classmon) will be .::onsidered as treason, and as s uch wi)) be dealt with accordingly.

10. New regulations will be issued and posted from time to time.

\Ve remain very truly yours, as of the 12th, your counsellors and g uard-ians,

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that he shan't be there if he has too nee is a very vital and particularly Mr. Editor: much studying to do. \Vill someone I tirnely . one, a nd should arouse un· As a ll suggestions and criticism kindly pass t he shotgun? usual mterest. made to this column in the past seem

--- The League had at its Conference to have been relegated to the scrap There are a lot of budding Fresh- the la rgest attendance in the history heap as insignifica,nt matter, might

man writers who have helped to get of the organization. To be a member I suggest that a campaign for the t his issue out who deserve recogni- of t he Conference, a college must perusal of such articles be instituted tion somewhere. Especially do we carry a recognized deba,te schedule among the r eaders of your publica-want to remember James Dugan, and pay an annual due. The princi- tion? If I remember correctly, sev-\Vilbur Callahan, John C. Boyle and pal strength of the Conference is in eral t\'a,luable suggestions were made Frank \Virken. Then there are those 'Vi sconsin, Michigan, a nd Illinoi s. during the course of last year, a nd two coll ectors of lucre, John H. Burns I The schedule to be undertaken by one so far thi s year, but very li t tle 2nd Edward (the famous Benny) St. Viator's Debaters has, not been notice has ever been given t o them. Coakley . Last week we were indebted .:ompleted as yet, a nd it is not known Surely, you never intended this to J ohn l\Iehren, too. ~:o\V many debates the spell-binders most democratic section of your paper I

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of course, that he knows any thing- art. I the excess steam of some energetic or even that there is anything to and interested student, Such a policy, I

know. Parent's Day to be Soon I believe, does not make for improved --- 1 school conditions and spirit, as one

"Coot" Larkin had an article for (Continued from first page) ca n readily see. t.he Freshmen which we, unfortunate- Preceeding the game, which w ill Why wouldn't it be possible for at iy, did not have room to print. It t3ke place at seven forty-five under least two students to submit their concerned the value of a "change of the lights of Bergin field , will be a comments to every issue of this sea­P ~lC('" and the development of such a I dinner for the students' parents in I son's Viatorian? Continued ad her­thing. If there is sufficient demand. the College Refrectory at five-thirty ence to such a plan, I am confident, we may print it in pamphlet form. o'clock. The parents will be given would make this column a highly re·

--- an opportunity to inspect the campus garded campus force and a respected 'Ve think that the introduction of !lnd buildings of St. Yiator in order barometer of student opinion and

the point system of rewards for that they may become better ac· cmment. It would secure a much campus 3diyities at St. \'iator would I quainted with the institution In which more close relation between the help to arouse a bit more interest in their son is obtaining his education. student body and its newspaper, and some of the more thankless offices I It is planned to place Parent's Day between the student body and the :ibout the place. The Augustan!}. sys- on the College calendar on an equal faculty. (em h~. about the best we've run up footing with Homecoming and other agninst so far. holid~1Ys,

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