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ZMYYQ NUJ^ZN FMY ONRZ4[en Gclaob mf {en Jmypmyc{n Gnkac
Iq Jenyqh Znch
Reno gno qanhk ~p {en pyavahnbn mf {eaolaob( {en hcz{ zeckmr mf hainy{q s~a{z {en
emyatmo/ [mg Pcaon
Zmgn mf ~z cyn mhk nom~be {m ynjchh c {agn reno dm~yochazg cok gmych
ao{nbya{q rnyn om{ jmo{yckaj{myq {nygz/ Qnz( Vaybaoac4 ynch dm~yochaz{z kak mojn
nuaz{/ Mojn ~pmo c {agn( knkajc{nk( ~oknypcak( mvnyrmylnk aovnz{abc{avn
ynpmy{nyz rnyn Cgnyajcz jcvchyq( a{z gcyaon hcokaob ic{{chamo( a{z rea{n loabe{z/
[enq lnp{ ~z aofmygnk ' ynchhq aofmygnk( ~og~tthnk iq {en kaynj{avnz mf pmrnyf~h
pmha{ajacoz cok ckvny{aznyz/ Nvno k~yaob {en GjJcy{eq pnyamk( {enyn rnyn knfaco{
dm~yochaz{z rem e~ob {m~be cok nvno{~chhq enhpnk o~kbn {en p~ihaj icjl {m a{z
znoznz/
[mkcq( aoz{nck mf onrzpnmphn( rn ecvn gcyln{aob zpnjachaz{z cok PY
reattnz/ Aoz{nck mf ecyk'ea{{aob znczmonk dm~yochaz{z( rn ecvn zhajl gm~{epanjnz
rem( cz Rch{ny Jymola{n az ynp~{nk {m ecvn mojn miznyvnk( [mml [ynojejmc{
303 aoz{nck mf Dm~yochazg 303/ Cz Jymola{n agphank( {en onr dm~yochaz{z cppncy
{m in fcy gmyn jmojnyonk ra{e emr {enq hmml mo jcgnyc cok yc{aobz {eco {enq cyn
ra{e {y~{e( d~z{ajn cok {en Cgnyajco rcq/ I~{ mojn ~pmo c {agn( {enyn rcz z~je
c {eaob cz ynch fynnkmg cok jm~ycbn mf {en pynzz/
Chcz( Vaybaoac( {emzn kcqz cyn bmon/
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Pcy{ A4 Ihcz{aob [en Gq{e Mf [en Hainych Gnkac
A rcz h~jlq/ Reno A z{cy{nk gq jcynny cz c dm~yochaz{ ao {en gak'3150z( A rcz
{clno ~okny {en raob mf vn{nyco nka{my Lno{ Rcyk mf {en Icobmy Kcahq Onrz/ Lno{
rcz c fnaz{q nhkny z{c{nzgco mf {en onrzymmg( renyn en rcz cffnj{amoc{nhq
lomro cz ){en Mhn Kcrb/) Ch{em~be c z{c~oje Ynp~ihajco cok jmoznyvc{avn(
Lno{ kak om{ inhanvn onrz zem~hk ecvn coq zhco{ '' pmha{ajch my m{enyrazn/ En {mml
gn mo cz c z{yaobny %ynb~hcy fynnhcojny! injc~zn en halnk gq akncz '' p~ynhq cok
zagphq/ En {mhk nvnyqmon rem nvny rym{n fmy eag( ynbcykhnzz mf {enay pmha{ajch
pczzamoz( {ec{ en rm~hk knfnok {enay yabe{ {m zcq coq{eaob( cz hmob cz {enq zcak a{
rnhh cok z~ppmy{nk {enay fcj{z/
K~yaob m~y oncyhq nabe{'qncy czzmjac{amo( A kak c hm{ mf rya{aob cok Lno{ kak c
hm{ mf knfnokaob/ I~{ nvno ao {en 3150z ao y~ych Gcaon( {en bymraob pmrny mf {en
jmypmyc{n kmhhcy rcz inaob fnh{ '' cz ao {en {agn A kak c panjn mo emyznz ao Gcaon/
Aoomj~m~z nom~be( yabe{= I~{ co ngicyyczznk Lno{ rcz fmyjnk {m aofmyg gn {ec{
co ~ofhc{{nyaob ynfnynojn {m {en Dmeo Knnyn [ycj{my Jmgpcoq eck {m bm/ A eck
zagphq z{c{nk {en eaz{myajch fcj{ {ec{ ao {en 31:0z( {en jmgpcoq h~ynk fcygnyz {m
){yckn ao) {enay rmylemyznz fmy onr {ycj{myz iq pymgazaob c pcz{~ynk yn{ayngno{
fmy {en emyznz/ Ao zck yncha{q( gmz{ mf {en emyznz rnyn cj{~chhq zeappnk {m {en
)bh~n fcj{myq/) Emrnvny( injc~zn Dmeo Knnyn rcz mon mf {en IKO"z hmob'{agn
ckvny{aznyz( z~je ~ojmgfmy{cihn fcj{z eck {m in knhn{nk/
Hc{ny( reno A rym{n c {eynn'pcy{ aovnz{abc{avn ynpmy{ mo {en ench{e'jcyn jyazaz ao
Gcaon( reaje aojh~knk c {m~be hmml c{ {en oncy'zrnc{zemp hcimy pycj{ajnz mf {en
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z{c{n"z iabbnz{ emzpa{chz( Lno{ eck {m zoncl {en znyanz mo{m pcbn mon k~yaob
Jeyaz{gcz rnnl reno chh {en pcpny"z )eabeny ~pz) rnyn crcq mo vcjc{amo/ Rn
im{e fnh{ {en ynpnyj~zzamoz fymg )cimvn) fmy rnnlz '' nvno {em~be {en znyanz
enhpnk fmgno{ zmgn onnknk jecobnz ao {en z{c{n"z ench{e jcyn znj{my/ I~{( iq
{claob mo {en ench{e jcyn azz~n( rn eck chzm {clno mo {en pecygcjn~{ajch(
aoz~ycojn( cok gnkajch aok~z{yanz/
C fnr gmo{ez hc{ny( Lno{ rcz fmyjnk {m {~yo kmro co aovnz{abc{avn ynpmy{ A
pympmznk mo {en z{c{n"z zmhak rcz{n pymihngz injc~zn( en zcak( {en {mpaj rcz
jmozaknynk {mm g~je mf c )pmha{ajch em{ pm{c{m/) Ocvn gn '' A eck chrcqz {em~be{
{en gcao p~ypmzn mf c fynn pynzz rcz {m kazznj{ cok znyvn ~p z~je em{ pm{c{mnz#
[en znyanz rcz p~ihazenk aoz{nck iq c zgchhny pcpny( cok enhpnk knycah c g~h{a'
gahhamo kmhhcy nupcozamo mf {en z{c{n"z hcybnz{ zmhak rcz{n fcjaha{q '' co nupcozamo
knzabonk {m cjjmggmkc{n {muaj zh~kbn {y~jlnk ao fymg cz fcy cfanhk cz
Pnoozqhvcoac/ Omon{enhnzz( a{ rcz c e~bn ihmr {m gq fca{e ao {en gnkac {ec{ {en
IKO rm~hk cvmak co agpmy{co{ z{myq {m pynznyvn pmha{ajch pncjn/
Reno A knjaknk {m fmj~z gmz{ mf gq nffmy{z mo novaymogno{ch azz~nz( A yco ao{m
{en knoznz{ rchh mf chh/ Rncyq mf ic{{haob( A {~yonk {m [en Gcaon Pymbynzzavn( c
{aoq aoknpnokno{ gmo{ehq cok fm~ok c z~ppmy{avn m~{hn{ fmy gq ynpmy{z/ A zmmo
kazjmvnynk {ec{ knkajc{nk cj{avaz{z cyn z{cyvnk fmy onrz z{myanz {ec{ pynzno{
ynhacihn( ~zcihn fcj{z/ Gcoq mf gq z{myanz '' reaje( {ecolz {m {en nuemy{c{amoz mf
{en )Mhk Kcrb) ao gq fmygc{avn qncyz( rnyn jcynf~hhq ynzncyjenk cok f~hh mf rnhh'
z~ppmy{nk fcj{z '' rnyn kazzngaoc{nk {m hnbazhc{myz cok {mro mffajachz reno
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ynhc{nk azz~nz jcgn ~p fmy vm{nz injc~zn {enq jm~hk om{ in kazgazznk cz
)ngm{amoch kac{yainz/) %Hc{ny rcz A {m kazjmvny {ec{ mon mf {en gmz{ pmrnyf~h mf
dm~yochaz{aj cy{ fmygz az {en rnhh'ynzncyjenk ngm{amoch kac{yain#!
Injc~zn mf {en gn{emkajch ihcjlm~{ iq {en gcaoz{yncg gnkac mf aovnz{abc{avn
panjnz mo )pmha{ajch em{ pm{c{mnz) z~je cz {en novaymogno{( aok~z{yach pycj{ajnz( my
{en k~iam~z icjlbym~ok mf jmypmyc{n'zpmozmynk pmha{ajch jcokakc{nz z~je cz
B/R/ I~ze( aofmygc{amo mo {enzn {mpajz cyn ynhnbc{nk {m )mpaoamo panjn) z{c{~z my
g~z{ in p~ihazenk ao )fyaobn) p~ihajc{amoz/ Cz c ynz~h{( {en bnonych p~ihaj znnz
{mm fnr znyam~z( ao'knp{e {ync{gno{z mf {enzn {mpajz/ [enq cyn fcy gmyn halnhq {m
znn ngm{amoch kac{yainz vac hn{{nyz {m {en nka{my/ [eaz az iq knzabo( gcln om
gaz{cln/ [eym~be {eaz z{yc{nbq( {en gnkac"z jmypmyc{n p~ppn{nnyz jco pnypn{~c{n
{enay fcvmya{n gq{e4 {ec{ novaymogno{chaz{z cok hainychz mf coq {qpn cyn c{ inz{
chcygaz{z( c{ rmyz{ c )eqz{nyajch fyaobn nhngno{/)
C{ {en zcgn {agn( {m c{{ycj{ jmoz~gnyz( {en jmypmyc{n gnkac hcvazehq pckz a{z
jmo{no{ ra{e omo'pmha{ajch znozc{amochazg %Hcjq Pn{nyzmo cok m{eny rea{n rmgco
ao pnyah z{myanz( ~yico jcooaichz( n{j//!/ Yabe{raobnyz {m~{ z~je pymbycggaob cz
pymmf mf {en rco{moonzz mf {en hainych gnkac/ Iq gclaob pmha{ajch hainychazg
zqomoqgm~z ra{e hcjl mf gmych ynz{ycao{( {en raobo~{z jco {eno jhcag {ec{ hainychz
mf chh iycokz cok fmygz hcjl gmych ynz{ycao{/ [eaz zn{z {en z{cbn fmy {en ynch bmch4
zlnraob gnkac jmvnycbn mf pmha{ajch jcgpcaboz/ Renonvny c jmoznyvc{avn
jcokakc{n ynjnavnz coq{eaob i~{ bhmraob pynzz( a{ az ycjlnk ~p {m c rco{mo
cbnokc iq {en hainych gnkac/ Reno c hainych kmnz rao co nhnj{amo( {eaz zn{ ~p
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rmylz ao ynvnyzn4 coq {agn {en znoc{my( jmobynzzpnyzmo( pynzakno{( n{ ch/ bn{z
coq pmza{avn jmvnycbn( {en raob~{z jmokngo a{ cz fcvmya{azg iq {en hainych
gnkac/
Ao yncha{q( {enyn az om z~je incz{ cz {en hainych gnkac/ Ao {en ncyhq 3110z( mf
{en 9> gmz{ pymgaono{ pmha{ajch jmh~goaz{z( mohq zau jm~hk in knzjyaink cz hainych(
reahn 3> rnyn knzjyaink cz jmoznyvc{avn cok {en ynz{ nzzno{achhq gmknyc{nz/
Reahn {en jmoznyvc{avn jmh~goaz{z zecynk mvny :(000 ynb~hcy jhano{z cgmob {eng
%onrzpcpnyz( yckam z{c{amoz( n{j/!( hainychz zecynk mohq 5>0( cok gmknyc{nz c ha{{hn
hnzz {eco {ec{/ Mf {en kmtno my zm gmz{ pmp~hcy yckam {chl zemr emz{z( chh i~{ {rm
%Emrcyk Z{nyo cok [mg Z{npeco! rnyn jmoznyvc{avnz( ra{e {en gcdmya{q mf {enzn
mo {en nu{yngn yabe{/ [eaz ecykhq ckkz ~p {m c )hainych gnkac/) Cok( mf jm~yzn( a{
ecz bm{{no rmyzn/ Nvno {mkcqz onrz cojemyz ym~{aonhq nka{myachatn cz af {enq
rnyn jmoznyvc{avn {chl zemr emz{z yc{eny {eco ynch dm~yochaz{z/
Ao {en 36 pynzakno{ach nhnj{amoz enhk in{rnno 31;0'9000( {en mvnyrenhgaob
gcdmya{q mf onrzpcpny nokmyzngno{ rno{ {m Ynp~ihajco jcokakc{nz ao chh i~{
{eynn nhnj{amoz/ Ao gmz{ jcznz( {enyn rnyn {rm {m {eynn {agnz gmyn nokmyzngno{z
fmy {en Ynp~ihajco jcokakc{n {eco {en Kngmjyc{aj jcokakc{n/ Ao 3119( Jhao{mo
rcz {en fayz{ Kngmjyc{aj jcokakc{n zaojn Hqokmo Dmeozmo ao 316; {m ynjnavn
gmyn nokmyzngno{z fymg oc{amoch onrzpcpnyz {eco c Ynp~ihajco jcokakc{n/
Reno {eaz ecppnonk( {en BMP rno{ cf{ny a{z ymcgaob gnkac hcpkmb ra{e c
vnobncojn/ Imi Kmhn gckn )hainych gnkac) iczeaob c pyagcyq fnc{~yn mf eaz 3116
jcgpcabo/ Reno {ec{ fcahnk( {en BMP ~znk {en f~hh zpnj{y~g mf gcoap~hc{amo
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mpno {m {eng {m knz{ymq Jhao{mo/ [enq jync{nk c zchcjam~z zjcokch( {eno p~zenk
a{ fmy gmo{ez haln co nokhnzz npazmkn mf Dnyyq Zpyaobny( reahn abomyaob gmz{
pmza{avn jmvnycbn mf {en Pynzakno{/ [enyn rcz om znyam~z aovnz{abc{amo mf Lno
Z{cyy"z ra{jee~o{ nvno k~yaob {en GjJcy{eq nyc( {enyn rnyn c{ hncz{ zmgn
dm~yochaz{z rem {yank {m ihmr {en reaz{hn#
Cz I~ze rcz inaob nhnj{nk {en fayz{ {agn( co nz{agc{nk 50. mf chh onrz m~{hn{z
ao {en ^oa{nk Z{c{nz rnyn jmypmyc{n'mronk/ [eaz {m gn ynpynzno{z c jcy{nh mon
A haln {m jchh {en Gnkac Gcfac/
[eaz zqokajc{n knjaknz rec{ onrz rn znn cok req cok a{ knjaknz {m co
chcygaob nu{no{ rec{ gmvanz( immlz( cok {nhnvazamo pymbycgz rahh in p~zenk c{
{en p~ihaj( cok reaje rahh onvny znn {en habe{ mf kcq/ Nvno zjcyany( {eaz Gnkac
Gcfac jco chzm )fau) {en z{mjl gcyln{ ynpmy{z( gcoap~hc{n nhnj{amoz cok kyavn
mppmza{amo ao{m {en bym~ok ra{e {enay faocojach jhm~{/ Iq jmo{ymhhaob {en gnkac
m~{hn{z( {enq gcao{cao c byap mo {en gaok mf {en cvnycbn Cgnyajco( rem mohq
lomrz )A zcr a{ mo {en onrz/)
Rec{ az rmyzn( {enzn jmobhmgnyc{nz cyn agg~on fymg coq co{a{y~z{ jmo{ymhz/
Ao 3161( reno iabbny onrzpcpnyz fayz{ z{cy{nk i~qaob ~p zgchhny onrzpcpnyz( {en
Z~pyngn Jm~y{ mppmznk {enzn cj{ava{anz( zcqaob {ec{ ch{em~be fynnkmg {m p~ihaze
az c Jmoz{a{~{amoch yabe{( fynnkmg {m i~q ~p m{eny p~ihazenyz {m zahnojn {eng az om{
c yabe{/ Emrnvny( p~ihazenyz cok {en gmonqnk ao{nynz{z {ec{ yco {eng pynzz~ynk
{en Znoc{n ao{m mvny{~yoaob {en jm~y{ knjazamo( iq {eync{noaob {m ~zn {en pmrny mf
{en pynzz {m knycah {enay onu{ nhnj{amo iakz/
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Omr( :0 qncyz cf{ny( {eaz c{{a{~kn pnygnc{nz chh gnkac cok c fyabe{noaob
cyymbcojn ecz ynphcjnk coq ynzpmozaiaha{q {m {en p~ihaj/
Zn{{aob {en z{cbn fmy {en nhnj{amo mf B/R/ I~ze cok {en nabe{ qncyz mf
~ojenjlnk njmomgaj ayynzpmozaiaha{q cok mobmaob rcy {ec{ fmhhmrnk rcz co
mizjnonhq aojnz{~m~z ynhc{amozeap in{rnno {en gnkac cok {en jmypmyc{n rmyhk/
Enyn cyn zmgn zocpzem{z mf {ec{ ynhc{amozeap fymg 9003/
JOO4 Mronk iq [agn Rcyony-CMH( reaje jmo{ymhhnk c gcdmy zecyn mf {en mo'haon
gcyln{( aojh~kaob CMH onrz/ A{ chzm mronk [~yony On{rmyl( o~gnym~z {engn
pcylz( zpmy{z {ncgz( yn{cah z{mynz cok p~ihazeaob jmgpcoanz( Imml'mf'{en Gmo{e
Jh~i( [agn Gcbctaon( Fmy{~on gcbctaon( Pnmphn( Jmgp~Znyvn( cok On{zjcpn
cok enhk gcdmy ao{nynz{z ao Rch'Gcy{ cok Inhh C{hco{aj( chmob ra{e zaboafajco{
ao{nynz{z ao Bc{nrcq( E~benz Nhnj{ymoajz cok ZIJ Jmgg~oajc{amoz/
CIJ4 Mronk iq Kazonq( reaje chzm mronk 30 {nhnvazamo z{c{amoz( ;; yckam
z{c{amoz( cok 931 cffahac{nk [V z{c{amoz( vcyam~z p~ihazeaob cok ynjmykaob
jmgpcoanz( cok gmvan z{~kamz/
JIZ4 Mronk iq Vacjmg( reaje mronk c{ hncz{ {eynn kmtno {nhnvazamo z{c{amoz(
900 cffahac{nk z{c{amoz( 360 yckam z{c{amoz( {en Ihmjli~z{ny gmvan yno{ch jecao(
Zagmo & Zje~z{ny p~ihazeaob( cok Laob Rmyhk Fnc{~ynz/
FMU4 Mronk iq Y~pny{ G~ykmje"z Onrz Jmypmyc{amo( reaje mronk 99 {nhnvazamo
z{c{amoz ao {en ^/Z/ cok 3>1 cffahac{nk z{c{amoz( chmob ra{e [en Onr Qmyl Pmz{ cok
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[en Rnnlhq Z{cokcyk( vcyam~z zc{nhha{n zqz{ngz( imml p~ihazeaob jmojnyoz( cok
c{ hncz{ 3:0 onrzpcpnyz mvnyzncz/
OIJ4 M~y vnyq mro )z{c{n'y~o on{rmyl) rcz mronk iq Bnonych Nhnj{yaj( reaje
chzm mronk JOIJ dmao{hq ra{e Kmr Dmonz( cok GZOIJ dmao{hq ra{e Gajymzmf{/ BN
chzm mronk znvnych faocojach znyvajnz( aoz~ycojn jmgpcoanz( cok mf jm~yzn( az
mon mf {en rmyhk"z {njeom jmgpcoanz( pymk~jaob nvnyq{eaob fymg habe{ i~hiz {m
o~jhncy ns~apgno{/ [ycka{amochhq( BN rcz mon mf {en iabbnz{ knfnozn jmo{ycj{myz
nvny( cok ecz eck a{z faobny ao gcoq panz( aojh~kaob Noymo/ Noymo"z znoamy ckvazmy
{m {en jecaygco cok gnginy mf {en jmypmyc{amo"z faocojn jmgga{{nn rcz Dmeo
HC/ ^ys~ecy{( rem chzm ecppnonk {m in {en Znoamy Vajn'Pynzakno{ mf Aok~z{yach
cok Pmrny Zqz{ngz fmy BN/ OIJ jmozaz{no{hq eck mon mf {en gmz{ zhco{nk
oabe{hq onrz pymbycgz {eaz zakn mf {en Aymo J~y{cao/ A{ p~gpnk ~p {en )~ybnojq) mf
{en Jchafmyoac pmrny jyazaz( ao reaje a{z mrony ecz c gcdmy z{cln/ Rmyzn qn{( a{
gn{emkajchhq jmvnynk a{z {ycjlz4 Reno [mg Iymlcr kak c z{myq mo {en gahhamoz
inaob gckn mff {en jyazaz iq nonybq pymvaknyz( en onbhnj{nk {m gno{amo Noymo my
a{z ymhn ao kyavaob PB&N( mon mf Jchafmyoac"z {eynn hcybnz{ p~ihaj ~{aha{anz( m~{ mf
i~zaonzz/ Noymo {eno byciink {en jmgpcoq gckn gahhamoz znhhaob {en pmrny icjl
{m {en pnmphn mf Jchafmyoac fmy a{z mro pymfa{/ Omy kak Iymlcrz z{myq gno{amo
Noymo"z mro pymdnj{amoz mf rec{ a{ z{cokz {m gcln mo {en Jchafmyoac jyazaz ao {en
hmob y~o %~p {m +:0 iahhamo!/
^PA4 Mon mf {en rmyhk"z hcybnz{ onrzrayn znyvajnz rcz im~be{ iq {en Ynv/ Gmmo
'' qnp( Gmmoan onrz( Aoj# Gmmo( mon mf {en I~ze fcgahq"z gmz{ knkajc{nk
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z~ppmy{nyz( chzm mronk [en Rczeaob{mo [agnz( c yabe{raob ycb {eaohq kazb~aznk
cz c hnba{agc{n onrz zm~yjn %{enq ym~{aonhq {eymr ao c fnr )ynch onrz) o~bbn{z {m
{eymr {en ~oz~zpnj{aob mff {en zjno{!/
[en fcj{ az( ~o{ah {en fynnkmg mf {en pynzz az rynz{nk crcq fymg {en jh~{jenz mf
jmypmyc{n ao{nynz{z( {en {y~n gcdmya{q '' hainychz cok gmknyc{nz '' rahh fcjn c
kazpympmy{amoc{nhq ~peahh ic{{hn/ C p~ze zem~hk in gckn iq Jmobynzz %qnce
bmmk h~jl#! h {m jync{n hnbazhc{amo {ec{ rahh aoz~yn {en znpcyc{amo mf pynzz cok
jmypmyc{n ao{nynz{z cz z~ynhq cz {en Jmoz{a{~{amo ecz aoz~ynk znpcyc{amo mf je~yje
cok z{c{n/ Cz a{ z{cokz omr( {ecolz {m {en hcjl mf znpcyc{amo in{rnno {en fmygny(
{enyn gcq zmmo in c hcjl mf znpcyc{amo in{rnno {en hc{{ny/
Pcy{ AA4)Onrz Jecaoz) '' Ha{nych cok N~pengaz{aj
Cim~{ :0 qncyz cbm( cf{ny {en oc{amo ngnybnk fymg {en ocz{q pa{ {ec{ rcz {en
GjJcy{eq nyc( {en onrz gnkac rcz {en oc{amo"z gmz{ nffnj{avn b~cykaco
cobnh-rc{jekmb/ [en ick b~qz( haln jmjlymcjenz( s~avnynk c{ {en aknc mf ecvaob
)[en Onrz) p~{ c zpm{habe{ mo {eng/ Oaumo( ra{e chh eaz g~h{a'{no{cjhnk pmrny(
rcz om gc{je fmy Rmmkrcyk cok Inyoz{nao/ [en jmypmyc{n )Gcz{nyz mf Rcy) %iab
knfnozn jmo{ycj{myz cok mah jmgpcoanz ra{e c vnz{nk ao{nynz{ ao nokhnzz cygnk
jmofhaj{!( rem p~zenk {m lnnp mon mf {enay gmz{ h~jyc{avn no{nypyaznz bmaob '' {en
Van{ocg rcy '' rnyn om gc{je fmy Iy~jn Gmy{mo cok Rch{ny Jymola{n '' my nvno
{en pem{mdm~yochaz{z c{ Hafn Gcbctaon( rem gckn z~yn {en oc{amo zcr {en fcjnz mf
{en imqz lahhnk gmo{e {m gmo{e ao c zahno{hq nhms~no{ pem{m zpynck/
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Chcz( {en zpm{habe{ az om hmobny c gm{avc{aob {eync{ injc~zn {en ick b~qz
jmo{ymh {en zpm{habe{/ Nvno af {eaz emyynokm~z jmofhaj{ mf ao{nynz{ kako"{ nuaz{( {en
rennhz mf m~y i~ync~jycjq {~yo zm zhmrhq %gmz{hq injc~zn zm gcoq pnmphn cyn
jmgpn{aob {m {~yo {eng ao mppmza{n kaynj{amoz! cok pmha{ajacoz cyn zm knvm{nk {m
)zpao)( {ec{ bn{{aob c{ {en {y~{e( nvno ra{em~{ cj{avn mppmza{amo( az c gmo~gno{ch
jechhnobn/ Co nffnj{avn( knkajc{nk onrz gnkac az m~y oc{amo"z mohq empn fmy ynch
){y~{e( d~z{ajn cok {en Cgnyajco rcq/) I~{( gcooaob {mkcqz onrz knzlz rn ecvn
om vabahco{ Jhcyl Lno{z cok Hmaz Hconz< aoz{nck rn ecvn c{ inz{ ragpq vnyzamoz
mf Kahiny{ ( c{ rmyz{( gaoamoz mf )[en Dmlny)/
[enyn cyn gcoq ynczmoz fmy {en knjhaon ao {en s~cha{q mf dm~yochazg/ A jco iyncl
{enzn ao{m favn gcao pcy{z4
Jmypmyc{n qnz'pnmphn cyn gmyn halnhq {m bn{ dmiz mo {en onrz knzl
{eco {m~be'gaoknk( ynzm~yjnf~h cok pymiaob dm~yochaz{z/
[en pnoch{q fmy czlaob {mm gcoq s~nz{amoz az knc{e ' im{e jcynny'
razn cok( cz a{ ecz pymvno ao Aycs( ha{nychhq/
Hctaonzz4 [eaz az {en gmz{ aozakam~z( injc~zn a{ lomjlz m~{ c e~bn
ihmjl mf pm{no{achhq jmgpn{no{ dm~yochaz{z rem( {eym~be zenny fmyjn
mf o~ginyz( jm~hk {~yo {eaobz cym~ok af {enq razenk/
Jnozmyzeap fymg cimvn/ Gcoq bmmk z{myanz cyn rya{{no nvnyqkcq(
{eno pymgp{hq lahhnk c{ kcahq my rnnlhq )nka{myach) gnn{aobz mvnyznno
iq ynpz fymg {en ckvny{azaob cok hnbch knpcy{gno{z/
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Kmrozataob4 Aoz{nck mf j~{{aob m~{ fc{ c{ {en {mp renyn a{ az gmz{
nupnokcihn( onrz jmypmyc{amoz ym~{aonhq kmrozatn {en onrzymmg/
Rmyzn qn{( kmrozataob az ~znk cz co nuj~zn {m rnnk m~{ {en inz{
dm~yochaz{z %{emzn rem czl {mm gcoq bmmk s~nz{amoz#!
Jmvnyaob chh mf {enzn {eaobz ao {en kn{cah {enq knznyvn rm~hk yns~ayn c imml ''
cok A jco ynjmggnok mon4 Kyavn'iq Dm~yochazg4 {en Czzc~h{ mo Qm~y Onnk {m
Lomr( iq vn{nyco dm~yochaz{ Cy{e~y %)[nk)! Ymrzn/ A {eaol a{ zcqz a{ chh {ec{ [nk
eck c enhh~vc {agn bn{{aob {eaz imml p~ihazenk/ Ao {en nok( c zgchh i~{ {y~hq
aoknpnokno{ pynzz ao Gcaon {mml a{ mo4 {en cppympyac{nhq ocgnk Jmggmo
Jm~ycbn Pynzz/
Icjl infmyn {en nyc mf jmgp~{ny'kazzngaoc{nk onrz( onrzpcpnyz( yckam
z{c{amoz cok {nhnvazamo on{rmylz ynhank mo {enay mro ynpmy{nyz cok nka{myz fmy
z{myanz/ Chgmz{ chh z{myanz rnyn rya{{no )fymg zjyc{je) iq {en z{cff zqokajc{nk
gc{nyach jmozaz{nk mf {en )f~ooanz() Emhhqrmmk bmzzap jmh~goz( cok m{eny
cg~zngno{z/ Nvnyq gnkac m~{hn{ eck a{z mro pnyzmocha{q cok a{z mro kaz{aoj{avn
vmajn/ Gmz{ jmgg~oa{anz ra{e gmyn {eco mon gcao ao{nyznj{amo eck gmyn {eco
mon onrzpcpny( gmz{ mf {eng aoknpnokno{hq mronk cok mpnyc{nk/ [en
jmgpn{a{amo lnp{ nka{myz cok rya{nyz mo {enay {mnz/ Remnvny k~b knnpnz{ cok
gmz{ kahabno{hq bm{ {en inz{ z{myq '' cok zmhk {en gmz{ pcpnyz/ Kahabno{ ynpmy{nyz
rem czlnk {m~be s~nz{amoz rnyn bnonychhq pyatnk/ Ckvny{aznyz rnyn c
jmozaknyc{amo( i~{ om{ {en nok'chh'in'chh/ Zmgn fcz{'iynclaob gcdmy oc{amoch
z{myanz cok ao{nyoc{amoch z{myanz jcgn ao {eym~be {en )rayn) fymg Onr Qmyl my
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gcqin nvno ciymck cok rnyn ~znk cz c z{myq fycgnrmyl( reaje jm~hk in
knvnhmpnk f~y{eny ao c fnvnyaze i~yz{ mf cj{ava{q iq nka{myz cok rya{nyz( rem rm~hk
ea{ {en pemonz cok-my {en ymck ao zncyje mf ckka{amoch gc{nyach/
[mkcq( {enyn cyn chgmz{ om aoknpnokno{ jmgg~oa{q onrzpcpnyz hnf{( om
{nhnvazamo z{c{amo om{ mronk iq c jmypmyc{n jmobhmgnyc{n( cok nu{yngnhq fnr
yckam z{c{amoz {ec{ gcao{cao c onrz z{cff c{ chh/ [en mohq jmgpn{a{amo {ec{ yngcaoz
in{rnno onrz gnkac zm~yjnz az fmy ckvny{azaob kmhhcyz/ Nvny rmokny req {en
onrz mo nvnyq [V z{c{amo cok ao nvnyq onrzpcpny znngz {m in {en zcgn= A{"z
injc~zn {enq cyn {en zcgn/ Aoz{nck mf {ncgz mf bm'bn{{ny ynpmy{nyz cok nka{myz(
onrz gnkac ynhanz mo z{myanz jmgaob ao fymg {en zcgn zm~yjnz/ Fmy onrzpcpnyz(
gmz{ z{myanz cyn )p~hhnk mff {en rayn) '' CP %{en iabbnz{!( Yn~{nyz( my ^PA %mronk
iq yabe{raobo~{ Ynvnynok Gmmo!/ [en mohq {eaob {ec{ vcyanz az {en phcjngno{ mf
{en z{myanz ao {en pcpny %a/n/ reaje pcbn!( {en {qpn mf enckhaon ~znk %reaje jco
zpao c z{myq mon rcq my {en m{eny!( cok emr g~je mf {en z{myq nokz ~p inaob j~{
m~{ iq {en jmpq'nka{myz/
Ce( qnz '' {ec{"z com{eny ao{nynz{aob pmao{4 {en hmrhq i~{ m~{ycbnm~zhq pmrnyf~h
jmpq'nka{my/ A rmylnk cz c pcy{'{agn jmpq'nka{my c{ {en Pmy{hcok Pynzz Enychkmon
zpyaob( cok kazjmvnynk {ec{ jmpq'nka{myz '' rem jm~hk in pcy{'{agnyz ra{e pnyecpz
c bync{ byczp mf {en Nobhaze hcob~cbn i~{ om onrz icjlbym~ok c{ chh# '' ym~{aonhq
knjakn rec{ pcy{ mf c onrz z{myq qm~ rahh znn/ Jmpqnka{myz cyn bavno c z{myq mff
{en )rayn) my fymg c z{cff ynpmy{ny( cok {mhk emr gcoq aojenz {en faoch vnyzamo
zem~hk in/ A"vn inno bavno >0'aoje z{myanz hmcknk ra{e va{ch aofmygc{amo cok {mhk {m
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jymp a{ {m 30 my 90 '' cz af rn rnyn znhhaob gc{nyach iq {en pm~ok# A"vn chzm znno
zmgn ynz~h{z {ec{ rm~hk ecvn inno f~ooq af {enq rnyno"{ zm zckhq aokajc{avn mf {en
zmyyq z{c{n mf gmknyo onrz/ Fmy nucgphn( {enyn rcz {en {agn c jmpqnka{my c{ {en
Enychk rcz bavno c hmob nhnj{amo'nvn z{myq cim~{ {en {no jcokakc{nz y~ooaob fmy
ja{q mffajnz cok {mhk {m {yag a{ iq zm gcoq aojenz/ [claob {en cppymcje ~znk iq
gcoq jmpq'nka{myz( en zagphq {mml chh {en nu{yc aojenz mff {en nok/ [en onu{ kcq(
{en pemonz rnyn yaobaob mff {en emml injc~zn c{ hncz{ {eynn mf {en jcokakc{nz
eck inno {yaggnk yabe{ m~{ mf {en z{myq#
A{ ~znk {m in {ec{ mojn c kcq '' my c{ hncz{ mojn my {rajn c rnnl '' {enyn rm~hk
in c gnn{aob mf {en nka{myach z{cff( renyn {en jynr rm~hk ecze mvny {en pm{no{ach
z{myanz fmy {ec{ kcq-rnnl/ [en knjazamoz rnyn hcybnhq icznk mo z{myq s~cha{q( z{myq
agpmy{cojn( ichcojaob jmvnycbn %om{ {mm g~je my {mm ha{{hn oc{amoch onrz( om{ {mm
g~je my {mm ha{{hn e~gco ao{nynz{( n{j/! cok zpcjn jmoz{ycao{z/ Mojn ao c reahn( c
ynchhq em{ z{myq rm~hk jmgn chmob {ec{ yns~aynk {en ynvanr mf {en onrzpcpny"z mo'
yn{caony hnbch fmhlz %om mon rco{z {m in z~nk fmy hacihn af a{ jco in cvmaknk#!/ I~{
iq cok hcybn( {en nka{myz gckn {en knjazamo icznk mo {en onrz cok om{eaob %rnhh(
chgmz{ om{eaob! i~{ {en onrz/
Nvnyq{eaob inbco {m jecobn ao {en 3150z/ Ckvny{azaob zpcjn inbco {m nc{ ~p
gmyn cok gmyn aojenz ao {en pcpny/ C jmozjam~z knjazamo rcz gckn cjymzz {en
aok~z{yq {m gcln z{myanz zemy{ny %reaje( mf jm~yzn( ~z~chhq gncoz hnzz
aofmygc{avn!/ [eaz rcz om{ d~z{ {m cjjmggmkc{n gmyn ck zpcjn( na{eny( cz mon
gabe{ nupnj{/ Aoz{nck( gmz{ pcpnyz zeaf{nk {m c g~je hcybny {qpnfcjn( zeyaolaob
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rmyk jm~o{ nvno gmyn/ Cjymzz {en icjl mf {en Icobmy Kcahqz onrzymmg k~yaob
{eaz {agn rcz c icoony {ec{ pymjhcagnk )rya{n {abe{#) A{ rcz {en kcro mf {en nyc mf
{en zeyaolaob zm~ok '' cok rmyk '' iq{n/
C remhn onr zn{ mf bym~ok y~hnz rcz hcak kmro/ [mkcq( )nka{myach gnn{aobz) c{
iab onrzpcpnyz cok nvno gmz{ zgchhny monz cyn kmgaoc{nk om{ iq nka{myz cok
rya{nyz i~{ iq {en pynznojn %cj{~ch my ao )gngm) fmyg! mf pnmphn fymg ckvny{azaob(
fymg {en jmypmyc{n mffajnz( fymg gcyln{aob/ [en lnq s~nz{amoz omr czlnk cyn om{
)az {eaz z{myq bmmk= Az a{ agpmy{co{=) A{ az omr )Kmnz {eaz z{myq mffnok co
ckvny{azny= Kmnz a{ enhp pym{nj{ {en pmha{ajch ao{nynz{z mf {en jmypmyc{n mrony= Rahh
a{ aok~jn {en jmyynj{ ynzpmozn ao {en p~ihaj= Cz {en ynhc{amozeap cgmob
jmypmyc{amoz cok in{rnno jmypmyc{n Cgnyajc cok Rczeaob{mo injmgnz gmyn
aojnz{~m~z( {en ycobn mf rec{ zmy{ mf onrz gc{nyach gclnz {en faoch j~{ ao{m pyao{
ecz bymro ocyymrny cok ocyymrny/ Rmyzn qn{( c{ zmgn pmao{ ao {en om{ zm kaz{co{
pcz{( c haon rcz jymzznk cok {en jmypmyc{n mffajnz mf {en gnkac inbco {m cj{avnhq
pcy{ajapc{n ao z{myq knvnhmpgno{ cok {m kaj{c{n rec{ rahh cok rmo"{ znn {en habe{ mf
kcq/
Coqmon fcgahacy ra{e {eaz zmyyq z{c{n mf cffcayz rcz om{ z~ypyaznk {m hncyo {ec{(
cjjmykaob {m znvnych ynpmy{nyz( JOO zno{ c kaynj{avn {m a{z onrz {ncgz om{ {m
ynpmy{ {en Cfbeco zakn mf {en rcy ao Cfbecoaz{co/ Omy kak {enq ycazn co nqniymr
reno {mhk {ec{ [V onrz {ncgz cjymzz {en jm~o{yq rnyn inaob fmyjnk {m knhavny
zjyap{nk )gq jm~o{yq yabe{ my rymob) haonz k~yaob nvnyq onrzjcz{ ao {en gmo{ez
aggnkac{nhq fmhhmraob {en 1-33 c{{cjl/ [eaz rcz om{ pc{yam{azg a{ rcz d~z{
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com{eny panjn mf jmypmyc{n pcjlcbaob4 pynzno{aob Cgnyajco c{ Rcy {en gaoa'
znyanz# [e~z a{ jcgn cz om z~ypyazn {m coq mf ~z jqoajz reno I~ze kak om{ eayn c
vn{nyco dm~yochaz{ my pmha{ajch nupny{ {m enhp eag zecpn p~ihaj pnyzpnj{avn mo {en
rcy4 En eaynk ckvny{azaob cbnojq reat Jecyhm{{n Innyz( remzn fmyngmz{ jhcag {m
fcgn rcz c z~jjnzzf~h ck jcgpcabo fmy ^ojhn Ino"z aoz{co{ yajn/
Qnp( nvno c rcy jco in pcjlcbnk/ I~{( {en fcj{ yngcaoz {ec{ eakkno ra{eao
{eaz ha{{hn ynk'rea{n'cok'ih~n pcjlcbn az c kcgo ~bhq )pynzno{/) I~ze az co
mah-nonybq jmgpcoq gco chh {en rcq '' nvnyq{eaob ao eaz eaz{myq( ao eaz haz{ mf
z~ppmy{nyz( ao eaz fcgahq icjlbym~ok( ao gmz{ mf eaz cj{ava{anz reahn ao mffajn
zjyncg {eaz hm~kny {eco coq enckhaon/ [enyn rcz phno{q mf nvaknojn cvcahcihn {m
chh onrz m~{hn{z z~bbnz{aob {ec{ I~ze cok eaz nonybq i~kkanz( aojh~kaob Lno Hcq(
eck hmob inno dmjlnqaob fmy pmza{amo ao Cfbecoaz{co( reaje za{z c{mp co nz{agc{nk
+: {yahhamo rmy{e mf mah ynznyvnz %om{ {m gno{amo a{z vcz{ oc{~ych bcz ynznyvnz!/
[enyn az ecyk pymmf {ec{ im{e Noymo cok I~ze knch{ nu{nozavnhq ra{e {en [chaico(
{yqaob {m j~{ knchz( gmo{ez infmyn Znp{nginy 33/ I~{ chh mf {enzn rcyoaob zaboz
rnyn abomynk iq {en gnkac( d~z{ cz {en n~pengaz{aj )nhnpeco{ ao {en havaob ymmg)
az abomynk c gcoap~hc{avn chjmemhajz jmknpnokno{z/
Reno rcy rcz knjhcynk mo {en [chaico( ra{e {en pyn{nu{ mf )bn{{aob Mzcgc Iao
Hckno() a{ rcz ao {en ao{nynz{z mf jmypmyc{n Cgnyajc {m pymznj~{n {eaz rcy {m {en
f~hhnz{/ Iq yctaob oncyhq nvnyq am{c mf aofycz{y~j{~yn ao Cfbecoaz{co( a{ jhncynk {en
rcq fmy ^/Z/ jmypmyc{amoz {m gcln iahhamoz mf kmhhcyz mo ynjmoz{y~j{amo/ [eaz
yctn'cok'yni~ahk gmknh ecz inno c gcaoz{cq mf {en ^Z njmomgq zaojn Zenygco
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gcyjenk {m {en znc cok {en jcypn{icbbnyz knzjnoknk ao eaz rcln/ Ao {en hc{n
3110z( {en ^/Z/ z{mmk iq cok rc{jenk %knzpa{n pynvam~z pymgaznz mf z~ppmy{! cz
{en Ncz{ [agmynzn rnyn aovcknk cok zhc~be{nynk/ Co nz{agc{nk 50. mf chh
z{y~j{~ynz ao gmz{ {mroz rnyn hnvnhnk cok ^/Z/ jmgpcoanz {eno jhnconk ~p iab
{agn mo )ynjmoz{y~j{amo/)
I~{ kmnz {en pynzz s~nz{amo coq mf {eaz= Ecykhq/ A cg z{~oonk iq {en fcj{ {ec{
nvnyq ynz{yaj{amo phcjnk mo {en gnkac znngz {m in cjjnp{nk iq nka{myz cok
rya{nyz ra{e imrnk enck cok inoknk lonn nzpnjachhq ao {en kcylnz{ kcqz mf {en
I~ze ynbagn/ Jenonq rmo"{ ynvnch {en ocgnz mo {en nonybq haz{= Rnhh( c fnr
gahk nka{myachz( gcqin/ Gaha{cyq {yai~ochz= Zcgn {eaob/ Faocojach aoz{a{~{amoz y~o
cgml= Hmml {en m{eny rcq cok lnnp {en Gmybco Z{cohnq ckz jmgaob# [en mohq
{eaob {ec{ pymvmlnk nvno c fhajlny mf jecycj{ny ao {en gnkac rcz {en Noymo
zjcokch '' cok {eno km km~i{ mohq injc~zn zm gcoq onrzfmhl enhk Noymo z{mjl#
[nhnvazamo onrz ecz z~ol zm fcy ao{m c jmyony mf {en jmypmyc{n pmjln{ {ec{ a{ az
aokaz{aob~azecihn fymg {en hao{ {enyn/ Coq {agn p~ihaj mpaoamo z{cy{z {m p~hh cbcaoz{
{en jmypmyc{n hncze( {en reap jmgnz m~{ /
Yckam az kmgaoc{nk iq yabe{'raob {chl zemr emz{z/ ^olomro {m gmz{ fmhl( {en
yabe{raob {chl zemr rcz jync{nk k~yaob {en 31:> pynzakno{ach nhnj{amo iq {en
Ynp~ihajco pcy{q cz c rcq {m p~ze {enay jcokakc{n( Chf Hcokmo/ [enzn )yckam
zpm{z() cz {enq rnyn jchhnk {eno( z~pphank {en p~ihaj ra{e c z{nckq z{yncg mf co{a'
FKY cok co{a'hcimy pympcbcokc/ Ao fcj{( d~z{ cim~{ nvnyq {cj{aj {en yabe{raobnyz
~zn {mkcq rcz myabaochhq knvnhmpnk k~yaob {en 31:0z/ I~{ {mkcq( aoz{nck mf
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)zpm{z() raokicbz z~je cz Hagic~be cyn bavno {eynn' cok fm~y'em~y ihmjlz ncje
kcq {m zpnr {enay vnomg/
Reahn CP cok ^PA cyn %z~ppmznkhq! y~o iq gcaoz{ncg onrzpnmphn( {enq cyn
zagphq co cyg mf {en jmypmyc{n gnkac jcy{nh {en cyg ra{e reaje {en jcy{nh fnnkz
a{znhf/ [enzn )rayn znyvajnz) cgm~o{ {m jno{ychatnk z{cihnz mf rya{nyz rem jycol
m~{ z{myanz kazzngaoc{nk {m nvnyq z~izjyaiaob onrzpcpny cjymzz {en oc{amo {en
zcgn rcq {ec{ akno{ajch fymtno i~ybnyz cok fyanz cyn {y~jlnk kcahq {m GjKmochk"z
fycojeaznz cjymzz {en oc{amo/ C{ {en kcro mf {en I~ze nyc( CP rcz fnnkaob
z{myanz {m 3(>00 onrzpcpnyz cok >(000 iymckjcz{ m~{hn{z ao {en ^/Z/ Rmyhkrakn(
CP znyvnk 3>(000 onr mybcoatc{amoz/ Chh {en zcgn onrz/// chh {en {agn///
nvnyqrenyn/ Chh mf a{ {cahmynk {m {en jmypmyc{amoz a{ ~h{agc{nhq znyvnz/
[en zjcyq {eaob az {ec{ {enyn az om ynch mvnyzabe{ mf onrz m~{hn{z/ Fmy nucgphn(
mo nhnj{amo oabe{ 9000( {en s~nz{amo cz {m rec{ ymhn {en onrz gnkac phcqnk ao
gclaob ncyhq nhnj{amo m~{jmgn jchhz rcz ycaznk/ CP iabrab Hm~az Imjjcyka eck {m
cppncy infmyn Jmobynzz cok {nz{afq/ Oc{~ychhq( en {nz{afank {ec{ CP inecvnk ao c
gcoony cimvn ynpymcje/ I~{ rem az bmaob {m zcq m{enyrazn4 {en onrz= Ecyecy/
Ao 9009( A {chlnk {m mon qm~ob gco rem rmylnk cz co CP rya{ny ao Onr Qmyl(
cok czlnk eag req {enq eck om{ jmvnynk {en pym{nz{z k~yaob cok cf{ny {en I~ze
aoc~b~yc{amo( cok {emzn reaje mjj~yynk hc{ny cym~ok {en oc{amo {m pym{nz{ {en rcy
ao Cfbecoaz{co/ A{ rcz jhncy {m gn {ec{ {enzn pym{nz{z rnyn fcy hcybny cok gmyn
vmjch {eco coq onrz m~{hn{ ao {en ^/Z/ eck pmy{ycqnk {eng/ En {mhk gn {ec{ {en
rya{nyz eck inno kaynj{nk iq {enay nka{myz %rem( mf jm~yzn( cj{ mo myknyz fymg
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)cimvn)! {m cvmak jmvnyaob pym{nz{z cok m{eny byczzymm{z cj{avaz{ nvno{z/ A jm~hk
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nffmy{ rm~hk pmln c emhn ao {en jmypmyc{n cygmy cok chhmr {en ym{{no gc{{ny {m
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cz bhmich rcygaob {ec{ rcz zlnrnk iq c s~m{n fymg co )nupny{) A lonr {m in mo
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z~ppmy{nk {en 311> [nucz hcr {ec{ gcokc{nk {ec{ c pyazmony jm~hk in p~{ {m
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{m gn cf{ny c fnr aoz{chhgno{z eck y~o cok nujhcagnk( )Rmr( qm~ g~z{ ecvn
zpno{ e~okynkz mf em~yz m~{ ao {en fanhk {ycjlaob z{~ff kmro/) Ao yncha{q( A d~z{
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reaje gcppnk m~{ co nonybq pmhajq {ec{ ynck cz{m~okaobhq haln I~ze"z phco/ Mo
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C pyagcyq zqgp{mg mf hctq dm~yochaz{ zqokymgn az cj~{n enckhaon'a{az/ Fmy {en
zcln mf c bync{ enckhaon( rya{nyz cok nka{myz rahh mf{no y~o c z{myq ra{em~{ kmaob
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gao~{nz( om ynpmy{ny nvno lonr {enyn rnyn coq s~nz{amoz {ec{ zem~hk ecvn inno
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jmypmyc{n onrzpnmphn {eco a{ az mf jmypmyc{n pmha{ajacoz/ Fmhlz rem ecvn inno ao
na{eny mf {enzn bcgnz fmy c fnr knjcknz cyn g~je gmyn halnhq {m in m~{ mf {m~je
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rem jhcagnk {m in c rc{jekmb fmy {en p~ihaj ' mojn knjhcynk {ec{ ao{nbya{q az fmy
pc~pnyz#
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jmo{ao~n {m jmhhnj{ gmonq fmy om{eao/
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Haz{no {m {en Gmjlaobiayk4
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cok m{eny jmgg~oajc{amoz vneajhnz( ph~z z{yaobnyz( fm~y {m zau e~okynk ao chh(
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rnyn chynckq y~o iq gno ra{e yncj{amocyq vanrz( cgmob {eng Rahhacg Pchnq
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cj{nk cz jczn mffajnyz {m cbno{z ao {en fanhk/ )
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co agpynzzavn cyznoch mf JAC {cj{ajz/ Ynch z{myanz rnyn ym~{aonhq i~yank my lahhnk(
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gcz{enck mo {en fymo{ pcbn cok imunk fmy ngpeczaz ra{e c hcybn pem{m az c p~ff
panjn %onrzpcpny zpncl fmy zecgnhnzz lazz ~p! mo H/ Pc~h Iyngny/ Iyngny( qm~
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bmch rcz cjeanvnk {en pmza{avn ycjn ynhc{amoz z{myq mo {en Kngmjyc{z az
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nujnp{amoz fmy znj~ya{q ra{e znj~ya{q ecvaob chrcqz inno {en nuj~zn fmy
pymfahaob# /
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ench{e jcyn iahh ao eaz z{c{n ao 900:( c gmvn {ec{ jm~hk ecvn mffnynk c pym{m{qpn
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cim~{ {en knnp kavakn bymraob cgmob Kngmjyc{z mo njmomgaj azz~nz ao mykny
{m jync{n c rnkbn renyn mon kako{ nuaz{/ [en Pmz{chzm ym~{aonhq ~znk {en
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