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“Someday, my boy, even this shall be in PASS . . .” said the President to the Secretary
2013:4 1. Editorial and Treasurer’s Business 2. Membership – and an Announcement
3. The Club’s Annual Reunion 2014 4. Our Thirty-Fifth Anniversary Lunch Meeting
8. Aardvarks to Zulus 11. My Mastermind Experience
12. Master Quiz 2014 – Round 1 Questions
15. Two New Poems 16. And finally . . . a Llandudno arrival
IBC Quiz:”Baker Street Irregularities” - Answers BC Quiz:”Baker Street Irregularities” - Questions
Officers and Committee President Alan D. Blackburn,
Hon. Vice-President and Editor of pass Tony Dart
Secretary Gavin Fuller Treasurer Susan Leng,
Webmaster Mel Kinsey Committee Members Ken Emond
Phillida Grantham
Glenys Hopkins
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Editorial
Tony Dart, Editor
his year marked yet another milestone for the Mastermind Club, which reached its thirty-fifth anniversary. The
Committee and members, even including a few of our “founders”, celebrated the occasion with a new event – lunch at
the Phoenix Palace Chinese restaurant in central London. There are some amusing commemorative pictures of the event
in this edition – and remember that you will be able to find them in colour when PASS later appears on the Club website.
On the next page is a very important announcement to members concerning the re-issue, after quite a long absence, of our full
membership list – an appropriate way to mark the Club’s anniversary and its achievement of stable membership and finances.
Please read the announcement. It could be important to you!
Another very significant item is the description of next year’s Annual Function at Shrewsbury. For the first time, this is being
organised by Ken Emond, who contributed the article. Booking forms for the event are included with this magazine, and we
look forward to seeing you all. Ken needs you to give him a success on his first attempt!
Also in this edition, Stewart Cross gives a graphic and deeply considered account of his experiences in South Africa; Tim
Jarvis tells us of his alarming time in the Mastermind chair (something with which everyone of us can sympathise), and
Phillida Grantham contributes the Questions for Master Quiz 2014 Round 1 – the first stage towards appearing for a grilling
at Shrewsbury! Timothy Robey has written two more poems, this time with a mathematical angle, and finally we have an
account of a very strange – even unearthly – sequel to our 2013 visit to Llandudno.
I conclude with a plea – keep the contributions coming in for your Club magazine. In particular, I am desperate for more
quizzes for the back cover spot. It’s in your interests to provide them. If you don’t, you may find you start to know a lot more
than you could ever have wanted about your Editor’s nerdy obsessions.
So, finally, may I wish you all the compliments of the season – and may I ask Father Christmas to bring me many more
contributions for PASS!
From The Treasurer
– Subscriptions for 2014
Susan Leng
s another year draws to a close, I am sending this reminder to all those who pay their annual subscription by cheque,
requesting you to forward to me £12 made payable to “Mastermind Club”, and to do it by the end of December, please.
My address may be found on the inside front cover of this journal.
Most of the Club’s members now pay by Standing Order, which ensures that their membership subscription is paid
automatically by their bank on 1 January each year. If you pay by this method, I will look forward to receiving your
subscription on the due date, and there will be nothing further for you to do.
I would like to thank all members for their letters and e-mails received during the year – it is always good to hear from you.
May I wish you all the compliments of the Christmas season, and a happy new year in 2014.
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A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
- To all members of the Mastermind Club
ne of the most important functions of a couple such as ours is to promote continued friendship among its
members by assisting them to keep in touch.
For that reason, and to mark the occasion of the Club’s thirty-fifth anniversary, the Committee has resolved to
reissue the full Club Membership list.
The list will be produced in hard copy form only. It will not, for obvious security reasons, ever be placed on our
website, but will be distributed as an insert to PASS. It will include every member who is in good standing (ie paid
their subscription!) at 1 January 2014, and will be in the format:
Membership number
Member’s name
Member’s postal address
Member’s telephone number
Year(s) on Mastermind
Other details (such as Winner, Question Setter, etc.)
E-mail addresses will not be included.
Any members who wishes to have their address or telephone number (or both) excluded from the listing may
achieve that by informing the Secretary, Gavin Fuller, in writing (his contact details may be found inside the front
cover) before 31 December 2013. Their name and membership number will still appear.
Membership matters
Gavin Fuller, Secretary
am delighted to welcome the following contenders in the current series of Mastermind as members of the Club:
1092 Colin Foster of Glazebury
1093 Richard Chaney of Llanishen, Cardiff
1094 Andre Craig of London
1095 Jon Jacob of Chesham
1096 Philip Walters of Leeds (he was in the 2012-13 series)
1097 David Stainer of Hertford
- and I hope they enjoy their time in the Club.
Meanwhile Tony Kelly (member 499) has moved across Kendal, Linda Morris (593) has moved across Londonderry, Sandy
Sinclair (700) has moved to Mézières-sur-Issoire in France, and Ann Leaney (971) has moved to Sheffield.
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OUR ANNUAL REUNION, 11–13 APRIL 2014
Ken Emond
avin has been pleading with the Committee for a year of sabbatical relief from organising the Club’s Annual Function
since at least 2010, but one way or another it has not happened, until now! So I have, with much trepidation, stepped in
to help by offering to take the lead with the coming year’s event, to be held in the historic town of Shrewsbury.
Our base for the weekend will be the equally historic setting of the Prince Rupert Hotel, which is very centrally located at the
heart of the town.
The 3-star Prince Rupert Hotel is just ten minutes’ walk from
Shrewsbury Station (which is connected via Birmingham to the main
rail network), and it has valet car parking for those arriving by car –
Shrewsbury is readily accessible from the M6 and M54. There are
many attractions to see in Shrewsbury, and most are readily
accessible on foot from the hotel – including Shrewsbury Abbey,
Shrewsbury Cathedral, the Cadfael Trail, the Castle and Shropshire
Regimental Museum. Shrewsbury nestles in a loop of the River
Severn and there are also some beautiful riverside walks, the Dingle,
a calm and pleasant garden with a memorial to Percy Thrower, and
don’t forget the “gravestone” of Ebenezer Scrooge.
The drawback to such a wonderfully central, and historic, location
that I should mention up-front is the equally historic (not to say erratic) lift and some uneven floors, but I hope that the
remarkable setting will more than make up for those. The photo (below right) gives some idea of this, showing the Royalist
Restaurant, with its arms and armour, where we will be having the annual dinner on the Saturday night. Otherwise our base in
the hotel throughout the weekend will be the Darwin Room.
Booking this year is the same as has been customary in most recent
years. If you wish to book for the weekend, please complete the two
enclosed booking forms – there is one for meals, and one for room
booking. The meals – Friday buffet is £27; Saturday’s annual dinner will
be £35, both including wine, and the exceptionally good value 3-course
Sunday lunch (don’t eat too much breakfast!) is just £18 (no wine is
provided in this cost for this meal). Booking for the meals must be
accompanied by a cheque, payable to the Mastermind Club, for the
relevant amount, and please explain on the form if you have any special
dietary requirements. (Any post-dated cheque will be returned.) Booking
for the hotel must also be sent to me, but please don’t include payment
for that. I need to know details of when you will be staying so I can make the necessary arrangements, but payment for the
room will be made individually by guests on departure direct to the hotel. The deadline for returning both booking forms to me
is Friday 7th
February – I cannot guarantee any bookings after this date. Please note that there are a limited number of
rooms available in the hotel, and these will be allocated on a “first come, first served” basis.
Shrewsbury is well served for accommodation generally, and I don’t anticipate problems if we run out of available space. The
cost, at a special rate being offered to the Club for this weekend, is £68 per person per night for a single, and £95 per night for a
double/twin. A small number of upgrades are available to historic 15th
Century Tudor Suites (£145 per night) or 12th
century
Mansion House suites (£165 per night). If you do wish to attend then send me the form enclosed with this issue to book your
place. If you do not receive, or you mislay, your booking form I can send a replacement either electronically or in the post. I
look forward to receiving your bookings and seeing you in Shrewsbury in April. Don’t forget to include a Mugnum question
(and the answer), as I will also be taking care of this part of the weekend as well . . .
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OUR THIRTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY MEETING
The Editor
n The Times Saturday Magazine of 16 November, Giles Coren wrote of the Phoenix Palace restaurant “The best dim sum
you can get in a traditional, big old lanterns-and dragons Chinese”. I don’t think we would disagree with that.
On 12 October, celebrating the thirty-fifth anniversary of the foundation of the Mastermind Club (and, by a happy coincidence,
the birthday of Magnus Magnusson) thirty members and guests visited the Phoenix Palace in Glentworth Street, near Baker
Street Station. In the group there were four members (Margery Elliott, Alan Blackburn – now our President – Angela Alves,
and Sue Jenkins) who were among the first 100 to join, back in 1978. There were many reminiscences and old photographs
(which may well be seen in later editions of PASS) to exchange. It was an informal and very successful event, and our thanks
are due to Phillida Grantham for setting it up.
On this and the following pages are some of the photographs taken on the day by Michael Davison and Susan Leng (who also
produced our cover picture).
Left to Right: Sue Jenkins, Angela Alves, Liz Maggs (guest of Angela), Edward Towne
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Clockwise from bottom left: Liz Maggs, Edward Towne, Kevin Ashman, Mel Kinsey, Robert Leng, Arfor Wyn Hughes, Gavin
Fuller, Sue Jenkins, Angela Alves
Left to right: Rachel Leonard, John Rand, Jane Rand, Tony Dart, Margaret Dart
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Left to right: Mel Kinsey, Robert Leng, Susan Leng
Below: Kevin Ashman manfully prepares to face his latest challenge
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Honestly, they were enjoying themselves! Clockwise from bottom left: Simon Grantham, Ann Ling, Phillida Grantham, Patricia
Cowley, Ken Emond and Ray Ward
Left to right: Rachel Leonard, Margery Elliott, and Paul Emerson
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AARDVARKS TO ZULUS – A SOUTH AFRICAN EXPERIENCE Stewart Cross
ALL WHO PASS BY REMEMBER WITH SHAME THE MANY THOUSANDS
OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED FOR GENERATIONS
IN DISTRICT SIX AND OTHER PARTS OF THIS
CITY, AND WHO WERE FORCED BY LAW TO
LEAVE THEIR HOMES BECAUSE OF THE
COLOUR OF THEIR SKINS
FATHER FORGIVE US….
o reads the plaque outside of the District Six museum in Cape Town, a memorial to the urban clearance brought about by
the classification of it as a white area. All its mainly coloured citizens were displaced and the suburb was flattened. It
remains largely undeveloped even now with just the occasional warehouse or small workshop. With almost breath-taking
hypocrisy the churches and mosques were left untouched as it was deemed ‘wrong’ to destroy places of worship (the Museum
itself is in a former Methodist church on the edge of the district). The places of worship stand like solitary teeth in the gums of
an old man. All these years later that still made me very angry as we were shown great courtesy by former residents there who
wanted us to hear and see their story. Thank God for Mandela, for surely the prevention of great bloodshed at the ending of
Apartheid is one of the miracles of our Modern Edge.
We followed with a visit to Langa, one of the African townships where conditions ranged from the just-about tolerable to
unspeakably bad. I felt intrusive; a voyeur on their poverty, and despite assurances that we were welcome I wasn’t convinced.
A visit to a shebeen brewing local beer was particularly harrowing, although the local school with its motto of ‘Build a Child,
Build a Nation’ was uplifting and the children sang and danced for us with an innocence that I fear would soon be lost. This led
in turn to a visit to Robben Island, a must do for any visitor. The beauty of the island with hundreds of different bird species,
contrasted with the starkness of the jail, where we were shown around by a former inmate who gave us insights no-one else
could have done. We had much earlier visited the Apartheid Museum in Johannesburg (a sobering place) and the prison at
Drakenstein from where Nelson Mandela was eventually released and where a statue of him with the iconic uplifted arm
dominates the area. It remains a high security prison and naturally the gates were as far as we got!
You cannot escape the impact of history in this most beautiful of countries, and the one thing all South Africans agree on,
black and white, left and right, is the greatness of Mandela. He dominates now as he did then, possibly because, as I write this,
he continues to be in extremely poor health. The country struggles to maintain law and order in its big cities and I couldn’t be
truly comfortable in Cape Town as walking anywhere is regarded as foolish. We never actually went into the centre of
Johannesburg. However in the smaller towns (Stellenbosch, Franschoek, Simon’s Town) things are more relaxed and the air is
one of optimism. Similarly in rural areas the threat of any unpleasantness seems distant, or least well hidden.
We had started our South African Odyssey in the North at Hippo Hollow on the outskirts of the Kruger National Park and I had
enjoyed seeing Kruger in all its moods: a full day’s jeep safari, a 5 hour bush walk tracking rhinos and a sunset experience that
left us several hours in the park at night with just a couple of searchlights for company. Suffice it to say that to see it was
magnificent. To list the mammals, birds and reptiles we saw would be tedious, but it was infinitely greater than I had dreamt –
17 spottings of rhino in one day surprised everyone. Our hotel had warning signs concerning hippos and crocodiles in the
grounds. This was absolutely necessary and one close encounter with a crocodile certainly taught me to be alert. Elephants
from the neighbouring sanctuary bathed in the river below the hotel’s terrace and a visit there led to my propping myself
between the front legs of a huge bull elephant for a photo opportunity! He was called Tembo and is a bit of a hero in those
parts, as well as having the temperament of a kitten. It certainly exploded the myth of African elephants being untrainable.
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Stewart Cross with Tembo
We continued to the Zulu battlefields where an enthusiastic guide called Dalton, a direct descendant of the Chief Minister of the
Zulu Chief at Isandlwana, entertained us splendidly with his account of the Battle of Isandlwana and the defence of Rorke’s
Drift. I was surprised by the number of memorials and graves at Isandlwana, each cairn marking 25 bodies. It was the 50th
anniversary of the film ‘Zulu’ and the local press was making much of this whilst we were there. Rorke’s Drift looks nothing
like it did in the film as it was already impossible to film there in 1963 due to buildings. The memorial to the Zulu dead here is
very impressive with its wonderful bronze leopard.
The bronze leopard
Back at our base here we were entertained by an enthusiastic group of children in Zulu costume giving a quite splendid
performance whilst ostriches and guinea-fowl pecked their way round us. They were raising money to help buy necessities for
their school; an indication that whilst all are equal, some remain more equal than others! But it was a happy experience and one
the children genuinely seemed to enjoy doing.
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The Zulu children dancing .
We flew down to George in the Western Cape and having spent a couple of nights at Knysna, where the bluest of blue Indian
Ocean meets the tidal estuary, we made our way along the Garden Route to Devon Valley neat Stellenbosch. This is a lovely
part of the country, with old Colonial architecture, wonderful wine tasting and friendly people. It seemed a completely
different world to Kwa-Zulu, which of course it is! This is an area more dominated by Coloureds and Whites than Blacks, and
has a more European feel. Franschoek has a picture postcard look about it, save for a quite hideous monument to the
Huguenots that originally settled it, whilst Stellenbosch has a really Dutch feel, especially in the splendid Village Museum,
where 4 houses dating from Mid 18th
century to Late 19th
century are preserved impeccably and manned by staff in appropriate
costume. The town is full of expensive shops selling art, antiques and curios and is one of the principal Universities of South
Africa, with the emphasis on Afrikaans speakers (Cape Town University is largely English speaking).
From there is not too far to Kirstenbosch, advertised as the finest garden in Africa. I couldn’t disagree with that. Despite
slightly iffy weather, it was utterly glorious. South African flora is unique and the gardens are exclusively South African.
From the fynbos to the proteas there was colour and exoticism galore (heaven knows how much better it would have been if
there had been full sunshine). Dominated by the mountains that form a backdrop, this is a setting that defies belief. It was our
last stop before we arrived in Cape Town, but we had another great experience awaiting us. The Cape of Good Hope and Cape
Point were dramatic and windy, part of another nature reserve that only tolerates native species. Birds and antelope abound in
the park and to see ostriches on the beach was a big surprise. Just to the north lies Boulders Beach, famous for its huge and
irresistible colony of jackass penguins. Despite a certain cynicism (how exciting can a few penguins be!) I was completely
bowled over. Boulders Beach is in Simon’s Town, famous for its naval base and home to ‘Just Nuisance’, a dog with a tale
worth telling. He was a Great Dane and lived near the base during the 2nd
World War. He would tag along with British sailors
as they took their off-duty trains to Cape Town for a night out. Reputedly he would happily lap up a pint or two and make sure
the ratings returned safely to base. He was known as ‘Nuisance’ at the time, but attracted the anger of South African Railway
officials who said that if he appeared on a train again they would
have him put down. Concerned sailors approached their C.O.,
who decided to enlist him in the Royal Navy and, as this required
a first name, he acquired the addition of ‘Just’. A naval pass was
attached to his collar and he continued his forays into Cape
Town. He didn’t live to be old, but he is remembered with huge
affection and a statue of him stands in the town square. Only the
British!
We come full circle. I started this on a sombre note, but South
Africa is complex, beautiful and compelling. With a fair wind
and (hopefully) good politicians, I think it is improving. But
injustice and poverty are not far away and there is a long road to
travel. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed.
Jean Cross with Just Nuisance
P.S. I didn’t actually see an aardvark, but since when has accuracy got in the way of a good headline!
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MY MASTERMIND EXPERIENCE Tim Jarvis
t was late at night in the early part of January last year and in a moment of enthusiasm I’d just submitted an application to
appear on Mastermind. It had seemed such a good idea at the time, but nine months later when I found myself sitting in a
studio in Salford as the familiar theme music began I began to wonder if I had been right.
The application form required details of my proposed specialist subjects for each round. I had always enjoyed Jasper Fforde’s
novels and had bought each one on publication so it was an easy decision to make. But until the BBC had called me in May to
tell me that I was going to be on the show I had forgotten that he had in fact written nine novels, with a tenth one due in the
summer of 2013, and each novel was at least 350 pages long. It was going to be a busy summer!
The majority of his novels are set in and around Swindon and Reading, an area that I know
well as we’ve lived midway between the two towns for the past 15 years, but in the books
the towns exist in a world quite different from ours: the Crimean War has been running for
131 years, Wales is an independent Socialist Republic, and the Goliath Corporation
(Motto: For All You’ll Ever Need), the ultimate predatory multinational, seeks world
domination and is the sworn enemy of Thursday Next, Fforde’s literary detective heroine.
Meanwhile in Reading Jack Spratt, a DCI in the Nursery Crime Division investigate PDR
(person of dubious reality) related crimes including the murder of Humpty Dumpty (who
hatched rather than committed suicide) and the death of Goldilocks, an investigative
journalist whose body was found in Somme World (the First World War Theme Park) after
a night time visit to the Three Bears’ Cottage linked to the Campaign to Arm Bears. And
finally there is Shades of Grey (note the singular!), a disturbing and dystopic fantasy set in
the world of the Chromatocracy, a world where your place in society is governed solely by
your ability to perceive colour.
Jasper Fforde (photo by Mari Fforde)
I spent an enjoyable summer reacquainting myself with the books (it was something to keep me occupied while the Olympics
were on) and set off north for my recording in early September. I didn’t quite know what to expect, but on arrival I
immediately abandoned any final shreds of illusion that I might have once possessed as to the glamour of television: the BBC
films five shows a day for a whole week and the only thing that changes between episodes is John Humphrey’s tie. In my
recording we all ended up with scores that in other weeks could have carried us through to the next round, so I left with my
honour intact although only the winner went through to the next round.
When the BBC finally screened the episode my wife pointed out that my questions seemed much longer than the others (whose
specialist subjects were Red Dwarf, Marie Curie and General Haig). It was difficult to be objective as for some reason I had
very little recollection of the questions that I had been asked, but when several friends and colleagues said the same I had to
think that there was something in it, although I was not sad enough to replay the recording and count the actual number of
questions.
And this is where I thought the story ended. However last weekend I went back to South Wales for a birthday celebration, and
for my present my sister gave me a signed copy of The Woman Who Died A Lot inscribed with a message from Jasper Fforde
who had visited a local bookshop for a signing session earlier that week. He told her that he had watched the programme and
had thought my questions were far longer than the others. This is the message:
“Enjoyed watching you on Mastermind – you were robbed!!!”
With this sudden and unexpected level of coincidence I’m now keeping a careful eye open for any Hispano-Suiza motor cars
that suddenly drop out of the sky.
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MASTER QUIZ 2014 ROUND I – THE QUESTIONS
Phillida Grantham
elcome to the Master Quiz 2014 Round I. This year’s theme is “Inventions and Discoveries”.
As usual, I shall give prizes to the best “in absentia” entry and to the highest scorer on the
themed questions. The best nine entries from the two rounds will compete in the Final which
forms the after dinner entertainment at our Annual Reunion in Shrewsbury. Best of luck to all!
Round II, set by Gavin Fuller, will appear in the next issue of PASS.
Instructions
Please read these carefully before starting the quiz. Each preliminary round has two entries:
UNSEEN: Head your paper ‘U’ and answer the questions in your own time. When you have finished,
sign the entry as being your own unaided work. This need not be the final version; if you subsequently
come on any answers by chance, please include them or send them on to me later.
REFERENCE; On another sheet of paper headed ‘R’ and using any reference you care to consult
(internet, books, friends), please feel free to check, alter or expand your ‘U’ answers, quoting your source
or stating ‘Second Thoughts’. Don’t forget to include your name and address.
80% of the possible marks are awarded on the ‘U’ entry and 20% on the ‘R’ entry. As ever, the ‘R’ entry
is not compulsory - if you are confident or knowledgeable enough, do not bother with it.
NB. The question-setters may not be infallible but they have mutually agreed that their decision is final
and short of any flagrant inaccuracies, e.g. that the internet was invented by Richard Branson, they can
enter into no correspondence about the questions and answers.
Address for Round I entries
Phillida Grantham, 35 Barkston Gardens, London SW5 0ER
The closing date is 31 January 2014. I realise I omitted this last year causing some confusion. I apologise
for that.
The Questions
1. “O for a muse of fire that would ascend/ The brightest heaven of invention.” These are the opening
lines of which Shakespeare play?
2. Who said “Come here, Mr. Watson, I want you.”
3. Where in Northamptonshire is the British Formula I Grand Prix held?
4. Which US president has a statue in Parliament Square?
5. Who presented “Meet the Romans” on TV?
6. In which film did George Lazenby play James Bond?
7. Who is the “Agony Uncle” of the Daily Telegraph?
8. “Longitude” by Dava Sobel concerns the invention of what?
9. In WWII what invention of John Scott Haldane was issued to everybody in the UK?
10. In which London Park is the statue of Dr. Edward Jenner?
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11. Who recorded a single “Je suis un Rock Star”?
12. Henry Cavendish discovered which element?
13. What is the name of the RAF’s display team?
14. Who was the winning owner of the Ascot Gold Cup in 2013?
15. Which is the only planet with no natural satellites?
16. Who is the new head of the Bank of England?
17. What does the name “Volkswagen” mean?
18. Where is Sir Alexander Fleming buried?
19. Where in the UK is the Bains Field?
20. Who invented the original ‘little black dress’?
21. “We knocked the bastard off”. Whose first words were these to the people awaiting his return?
22. When did Cardiff become a capital city (i) 1955 or (ii) 1965 or (iii) 1975?
23. Digestive biscuits were invented as a cure for what?
24. Who conducted the Last Night of the Proms (September 2013)?
25. Where was David Livingstone born?
26. When were the cave paintings at Lascaux discovered?
27. What did William Herschel discover in 1781?
28. Name the Belfast vet who invented the pneumatic tyre.
29. From which country did the first garden gnomes come to the UK?
30. Ir is the chemical symbol for which element?
31. ‘Bumble’ is the nickname of which sports commentator?
32. Where did Captain Cook meet his end?
33. Who discovered insulin?
34. Which Himalayan garden shrub was first brought to the UK by Joseph Hooker?
35. Who invented the telescope?
36. Who is known as ‘The Father of Television’?
37. Which element was discovered by Joseph Black in Edinburgh?
38. In the 19th
century, which town was known as ‘Biscuit Town’?
39. Which famous man was born in Shrewsbury in 1725?
40. Which hotel was the first in London to be lit by electricity?
41. Near which Lincolnshire town did the apple fall on Newton’s head?
42. Who ‘invented’ the programme Mastermind?
43. Who founded the Royal Observatory?
44. Patrick Clifton is better known on TV as whom?
45. What significant role did Anmer play on June 4th
1913?
46. Name an actor who played Dr. Who on TV in the l970s.
47. In which capital is the Spanish Riding School?
48. William Oughred invented which mathematical instrument?
49. Which annual London event had its centenary in 2013?
50. “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times.” Which 19th
century novelist was the first to
use this phrase?
51. What did Tim Berners Lee found?
52. Which popular dessert was invented at the Hungry Monk in Alfriston, Sussex?
53. What is the name of Peter Phillips’ wife?
54. Where and what is Sabina Park?
55. The German national anthem is set to whose music?
56. Who invented the aqualung diving apparatus?
57. What have the following in common: Agatha Christie, Winston Churchill, Joyce Grenfell and
Stella McCartney?
58. Who composed the opera ‘The Huguenots’?
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59. What beverage was invented by Joseph Priestley?
60. Which British university first developed graphene?
61. In which city is Preservation Hall?
62. Which term in ballet designates the bending of the knees?
63. Where was HMS Royal Oak sunk in WWII?
64. Who invented faience: the Greeks, the Romans or the Egyptians?
65. Who said “We have discovered the secret of life”?
66. What is known in the theatre as the iron?
67. At which stately home was Downton Abbey filmed?
68. Who stole the fire from heaven?
69. What did Arthur Wynne invent?
70. Who invented jeans?
71. Asked “Can you see anything?” who replied: “Yes, wonderful things!”?
72. Glenfiddich means Glen of the deer, the sheep or the pine marten?
73. Which author created P.I. Kate Brannigan?
74. Why was May 15th
2013 memorable for Chelsea Football Club?
75. What is the English for arcus pluvius?
76. What did Mark Zuckerberg found?
77. Which two towns united in 1872 and are now an EC capital?
78. The discovery of which diamond in 1870 changed the history of South Africa?
79. Which Nobel Prize winner wrote the book “Many Inventions”?
80. Which school of poetry did John Donne found?
81. In the Bible, Bethany was the traditional site of what event?
82. Warsaw stands on which river?
83. On what animals did Robyn Davidson travel across 1700 miles of Australian scrubland?
84. Who was the first man to reach the North Pole?
85. Which battle took place on September 9th
1513?
86. What is the Scottish Blackface?
87. Where would you find the vineyard of Chateau Tahbilk?
88. In cricket, what does O.D.I. stand for?
89. The year 2013 marks the bicentenary of the birth of which two classical composers?
90. Who said in 1996 “Doctors can heal the body but it is music that uplifts the spirit”?
91. Who sings the introduction to “Dad’s Army”?
92. What are Prince George’s other two Christian names?
93. What has become the first man made craft to leave the solar system?
94. Who are the tallest race of people in Europe?
95. 24 billion of which vegetable are consumed annually in the UK?
96. What is the lower number of a fraction called?
97. Which song is associated with FDR’s presidential campaign of l932?
98. If your name is Wainwright, what was your ancestor’s trade?
99. What is a ‘library long arm’?
and finally
100. Which classic English novel ends: “Come children, let us shut up the box and the puppets
for our play is played out”?
PASS 2013:4
TWO NUMERICAL POEMS
Timothy Robey
TRIADS Sixteen plus nine make twenty-five
So does arithmetic contrive
To demonstrate to bright and crass
The Theorem of Pythagoras.
But sixty-four and two eight nine
Require subtraction to refine,
So fifteen is the proper mate
To go with seventeen and eight.
One forty-four and twenty-five
Still further keep this theme alive:
When added they give one six nine,
So thirteen, twelve and five align.
Add sixteen hundred, eighty-one,
And find the square root of their sum ---
So forty, forty-one and nine
Make yet another paradigm.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SQUARES
Yes, eight times eight is sixty-four,
And nine times seven’s sixty-three ---
Choose any number to begin:
One less is what you’ll always see.
For six times six is thirty-six,
And five times seven’s thirty-five
One less is clearly shown again
So does arithmetic contrive.
It works for three or ninety-nine;
It works for minus numbers too.
Try out examples for yourself
And see if what I say is true.
A gross, of course, is one four four;
So what’s eleven times thirteen?
If you can’t see it’s one four three
While reading this where have you been?
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AND FINALLY . . . t the Club’s Annual Reunion in Llandudno this year, the Committee had arranged, as a reward to the Secretary for all
his organising efforts, that his hero the Doctor would be a surprise dinner guest. Unfortunately, although the Tardis has
excellent spatial precision (only another six car lengths to the North-East and it would have hit the St. George’s Hotel
portico, as you can see below) its temporal accuracy is only guaranteed to plus or minus 0.065% (or 7 months in 900 years) and
it did not arrive until 16 November, causing some local confusion. Still, we tried!
“I’m sure this wasn’t here yesterday!”
But we did provide a happily nostalgic experience for
this North Wales Police Officer.
(BBC photos)
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BAKER STREET IRREGULARITIES The Editor
s “Sherlock” and “Elementary” reappear on our screens, interpreting the Sherlock Holmes stories
in a modern way, perhaps it’s time (especially in view of the Club’s October visit to Baker Street)
to see how much Masterminders remember of the original, and also of what has been written
about him. Here are twenty questions on which to apply the Great Detective’s methods. Some deduction
may be necessary here and there, because many questions are quite tangential to the original stories.
1. According to the evidence of Dr Watson, in what year is Holmes most likely to have been born?
2. Which former very senior Police Officer delivered an address entitled “A View of Sherlock
Holmes from New Scotland Yard” in 1974?
3. Who, distinguished in a very different field of activity, wrote and delivered the paper “Studies in
the Literature of Sherlock Holmes” in 1911?
4. And which, possibly even more distinguished, person wrote the short but very contentious piece
“Sherlock Holmes was an American!” in 1942?
5. In 1956, Captain and Mrs Thomas O’Rourke won a significant prize for their knowledge of the
subject “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes” – in what competition?
6. With what domestic implement did Holmes demonstrate the true identity of the disfigured prisoner
known as Hugh Boone, held on suspicion of murder?
7. When John and Lucy Ferrier, lost on the Great Alkali Plain, were rescued by the caravan of the
Mormons, from what city were those people fleeing, having abandoned their temple?
8. Which Scottish philosopher and explorer wrote “a substitute bible for secularists” which Holmes
recommended Watson to read, describing the book as “one of the most remarkable ever penned”?
9. In his early military career in Afghanistan, Dr Watson took part in the battle of Maiwand. In which
British town or city is this battle commemorated by the giant Maiwand Lion?
10. Which villainous character had his own personal specimen of Lepidoptera?
11. What did Ferguson recall doing to Watson at Richmond?
12. What false nationality did Holmes adopt when operating under cover at the outbreak of the Great
War?
13. And what false nationality did he adopt during his two-year sojourn in Tibet?
14. When Ward Lock and Co. reissued “A Study in Scarlet” in 1893, which person, already renowned
for his powers of observation and deduction, did they invite to contribute the Introduction?
15. In “The Blue Carbuncle”, Holmes and Watson rather improbably visit which London market to
enquire about the sale of a Christmas goose?
16. Which “spendthrift playboy” produced (with assistance) and published in 1952 “The Exploits of
Sherlock Holmes”, a collection of new short stories based on references in the original books?
17. In the Holmes parody entitled “The Seven Per Cent Solution” by Nicholas Meyer, with what
medical consultant is Holmes undergoing a course of treatment?
18. Which present-day author produced, with the sanction of the Conan Doyle Estate, a completely
new Holmes novel published in 2011?
19. A famous quotation from a story in the “Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes” has been used as a source
for the title of a best-selling novel and West End play – by which author?
20. Your editor has a bookend formed of a brick from a demolished building which once covered the
site of 221b Baker Street. What organisation, long the provider of secretarial services to Sherlock
Holmes, owned the building and eventually sold the commemorative bricks for charity?
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