Sleeping Beauty And The Horrible Kiss

Written and Illustrated by: Reese Roberts

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young lady. Her name is Beauty, but everybody called her Sleeping Beauty. She had beautiful black hair that was braided. Her eyes were a pretty, light blue. She was very, very, very nice. Everybody wants to live with her.

Beauty lived with three dwarfs, while the others were on vacation to Hawaii. Sneezy's allergies were kicking in which caused him to sneeze a lot. Grumpy was mad because he didn't get enough sleep. Happy was always excited. They lived in a small cottage out in the country.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young lady. Her name is Beauty, but everybody called her Sleeping Beauty. She had beautiful black hair that was braided. Her eyes were a pretty, light blue. She was very, very, very nice. Everybody wants to live with her.

Beauty lived with three dwarfs, while the others were on vacation to Hawaii. Sneezy's allergies were kicking in which caused him to sneeze a lot. Grumpy was mad because he didn't get enough sleep. Happy was always excited. They lived in a small cottage out in the country.

Grumpy came home from work and stopped in the neighbor's yard where he found a wand. He cursed a spell on Beauty, which caused her to fall asleep. "Why would you do that," asked Sneezy. "Yeah why would you do that," yelled Happy. "Uh, I did it because Beauty is mean," mumbled Grumpy.

"Hey guys, I'm going to try to wake Beauty up by kissing her," shouted Sneezy. "No I am," yelled Happy. "There's no way in the world I am," groaned Grumpy. Sneezy and Happy had a big fight about who was going to kiss her. Sneezy decided to be the bigger person and stopped fighting with Happy.

Grumpy came home from work and stopped in the neighbor's yard where he found a wand. He cursed a spell on Beauty, which caused her to fall asleep. "Why would you do that," asked Sneezy. "Yeah why would you do that," yelled Happy. "Uh, I did it because Beauty is mean," mumbled Grumpy.

"Hey guys, I'm going to try to wake Beauty up by kissing her," shouted Sneezy. "No I am," yelled Happy. "There's no way in the world I am," groaned Grumpy. Sneezy and Happy had a big fight about who was going to kiss her. Sneezy decided to be the bigger person and stopped fighting with Happy.

When Happy wasn't looking, Sneezy went over and kissed Beauty. Beauty woke up and was instantly disgusted. Sneezy didn't notice but he had snot running out of his nose. It was super gross, big time! Grumpy and Happy were like "That was Sneezy, not us." Since the dwarfs never really called Beauty, Sleeping Beauty now they do. Sleeping Beauty and the three dwarfs lived happily ever after. The

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When Happy wasn't looking, Sneezy went over and kissed Beauty. Beauty woke up and was instantly disgusted. Sneezy didn't notice but he had snot running out of his nose. It was super gross, big time! Grumpy and Happy were like "That was Sneezy, not us." Since the dwarfs never really called Beauty, Sleeping Beauty now they do. Sleeping Beauty and the three dwarfs lived happily ever after. The

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