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Using Humour in the English ClassroomUsing humour in the classroom to promote linguistic and intercultural
skills
Budapest, January 2012
SMILES AND SMILES AND MOREMORE
Geoff Tranter
Problems
# Some people allegedly have no sense of humour
# What is humour?
# Humour is not easy
# Humour is often based on common knowledge
# Humour often requires a wider repertoire
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# Improve vocabulary learning
# Extend lexical repertoire
# Practise grammatical structures
# Train reading comprehension
# Widen intercultural understanding
# Enhance language awareness
# Motivate learners
# Have fun
WHAT CAN WE DO WITH HUMOUR?
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# Not everybody has the same sense of
humour
# Risk of frustration
# Not many learners will expect to be
laughing in the classroom: “I came here to
learn English, not to have fun!”
BUT: REMEMBER!
Italian
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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Lecture : The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Funny Definitions Funny Definitions
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he is dead.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says midway "See, I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
Funny Definitions Funny Definitions
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Atom Bomb
Boss
Classic
Conference Room
Dictionary
Diplomat
Divorce
Etc.
Experience
Father
# A banker provided by nature
# A book which people praise, but do not read.
# A person who tells you to go to hell in such a
way that you actually look forward to the trip.
# A place where success comes before work.
# A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
everybody disagrees later on.
# A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
# An invention to end all inventions
# Future tense of marriage
# Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.
# The name men give to their mistakes
Funny Definitions Funny Definitions
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B.A.M.Sc
H I J K L M N O
A B C D E
F G H I J
K M N O P
Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
A B C D E
F G H I J
L K M N O
P Q R S T
V W X Y Z
1111111
6.50 a.m.
CAJUSTSE
Droodles
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Droodles
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
ME
22222222 DAY
L
O
V
E
12.00 TCHMADEINA
teachers_____________
worked
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HEADLINES
Newspapers
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Dog for sale: eats
anything and is
fond of children.
Lost: small apricot
poodle. Reward.
Neutered. Like
one of the family.
For sale: an antique
desk suitable for
lady with thick legs
and large drawers.
Four-poster bed,
101 years old.
Perfect for antique
lover.
Get rid of aunts:
Zap does the job
in 24 hours.
Wanted:
Unmarried girls to
pick fresh fruit
and produce at
night.
Toaster: A gift that
every member of the
family appreciates.
Automatically burns
toast.
Tired of cleaning
yourself? Let me
do it.
Stock up and save.
Limit: one.
Man wanted to
work in dynamite
factory. Must be
willing to travel.
See ladies blouses.
50% off!
Illiterate? Write
today for free
help.
Man, honest. Will
take anything.
Wanted: Preparer
of food. Must be
dependable, like
the food business,
and be willing to
get hands dirty. Our bikinis are
exciting. They are
simply the tops.
Ladies and
gentlemen, now you
can have a bikini for
a ridiculous figure.
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SMALL ADS
1. AIR INDIA
2. ALITALIA
3. DELTA
4. EL AL
5. KLM
6. LOT
7. PIA
8. SABENA
9. TAP
10. TWA
After I r…… I’ll n…… do it a…….
Always l… in t… always l… in a… .
Don’t e…… luggage t…… a…… .
Every l……….. always l…….. .
Keeps l…… m…….
Lots o…… t……!
P…… in (the) a…… !
S…… a b…… experience – n…… again!
T…… another p…… .
The w…… a…… .
ACRONYMS
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Good pun
Great Depression
American Cheese
Express Mail
Friendly Fire
Peace force
Honest politician
Diet Muffin
Fair Fight
Literal Interpretation
Conservative Movement
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OXYMORONS
I am absolutely perfect.
I’m more concerned with the past.
I’m too concerned about other people to bother.
I’m all right nowoooooooooooooooooo!
I just put everything off till tomorrow.
we are all right now.
I know what that means.
I couldn’t care less.
I’m not focussed enough.
Ithink I’m too stupid.
I used to be apathetic but now
I used to be conceited, but now
I used to be omniscient, but now
I used to be quite self-critical, but now
I used to be inattentive, but now
I used to be nostalgic but now
I used to be paranoid, but now
I used to be a werewolf – but
I used to procrastinate all the time, but now
I used to be schizophrenic, but
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
I used to be able to finish everything I started but now …………. .
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GRAFFITI
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Knock, knock,Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, please?
Knock, knock,Who’s there?Wayne.Wayne who?Wayne you gonna open the door?
Knock, knock,Who’s there?Mary.Mary who?Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock,Who’s there?Anna.Anna who?Anna Happy New Year.
Knock, knock,Who’s there?Ida.Ida who?It’s not Ida who, it’s Idaho!
Knock, knock,Who’s there?Ella Mann.Ella Mann who?Ella Mann Tree, my dear Watson.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
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Who wrote …
The Post-Script The Local Magistrate,
The Wrong Trousers A Winter´s Wind
Disengaged Restoring Old furniture
Aching Legs Looking Forward to Xmas
How to Avoid Arguments
Xavier Breath – Felix I. Cited - Carrie M. HolmeAnne Teake - Lou M.T. Nowe - I.C.Blast –
Titus Canbee - Lady Lordowne - Adeline Extra
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AUTHORS
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AUTHORS
Waitress: "Why, mister, you must be hungry."Customer: "Yes, I am. And I can't remain here long, either. When
is lunch going to be ready?"Waitress: "I'll rush a table. What are you gonna have? Do you want eggs?"Customer: "You want to bet?. I prefer turkey. Would you make the cook step
on the gas a bit, please?"Waitress: "Oh, that's a laugh! I'll ask her, but you'll hear her wails."Customer: "Put a cube of sugar in my tea."Waitress: "Don't be silly. Sweeten it myself. I'm only here to serve you."Customer: "Then mark my check, and call the boss for us. There's an error.
I don't believe you know who I am."Waitress: "I don't care a bean. You sure are a rat!"Customer: "Some more of my jokes? What got into you? Do you think this
helps business? Why do so chilly? Be nice!"Waitress: “Don't give me that! Pay my cheque and don't you wait. I'll be
seeing you!"
Geography
Geoff Tranter
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Blackberry
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1. A blushing crow
2. I must mend the sail.
3. You’ve tasted two worms.
4. It crawls through the fax.
5. Fighting a liar.
6. Know your blows.
7. Go and shake a tower.
8. Mad banners.
9. A lack of pies.
10. It’s roaring with pain.
SPOONERISMS
1. A crushing blow
2. I must send the mail.
3. You’ve wasted two terms.
4. It falls through the cracks.
5. Lighting a fire.
6. Blow your nose.
7. Go and take a shower.
8. Bad manners.
9. A pack of lies.
10. It’s pouring with rain.
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SPOONERISMS SMILES AND MORE
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1. How does the Pope fly?2. What do you get if you dial 666?3. What’s 300 metres tall, weighs
7,620 tonnes and attracts bees?4. What’s a hippie?5. What’s an American cow called?6. What’s an army?7. What’s an Eskimo cow called?8. What’s got long hair and weighs
about two tonnes?9. What’s Tarzan’s favourite carol?10. What’s the best day to cook
bacon and eggs?11. What’s the national anthem of
the jungle?12. What’s yellow, has twenty-two
legs and two wings?
a) A Chinese football team.
b) A hippie-potamus.
c) A Moo Yorker.
d) An Eski-moo.
e) Fry-day.
f) Jungle Bells.
g) Tarzan Stripes Forever.
h) The Eiffel Flower.
i) The Australian police.
j) The thing your leggies
hang down from.
k) The thingy up your sleevy.
l) With a holy-copter.
RIDDLES
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telc GmbH 22
Qatar Please do not use the lift when it is not working. Paris Please leave your values at the front desk.Bucharest The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.Ethiopia To call room service, please to open door and call
Room Service. Please call quiet, people may sleep.Las Palmas If you telephone for room service you will get the
service you deserve.Amsterdam Telephone instructions can be found on the backside. Rome Please dial 7 to retrieve your auto from the garbage.Hamburg It is our intention to pleasure you every day.Tokyo Guests are requested not to smoke or do other
disgusting behaviours in bed.Tel Aviv If you wish breakfast, lift the telephone and our
waitress will arrive. This will be enough to bring up your food.
HOTEL SIGNS
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 P.M. Please use the back door.
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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CHURCH MESSAGES
Heathrow No electric people carrying vehicles past this point.
UK Was there a particular member of staff who made your stay memorable?
London All fire extinguishers must be examined at least five days before any fire.
Australia If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
Geoff Tranter
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NATIVE SPEAKER SIGNS
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Heaven is where:
# the cooks are from ……
# the police are from ……
# the footballers are from …
# the car mechanics are from …..
# the lovers are from …..
# the financial advisors are from ….
# the soldiers are from …….
# politicians are from …..
# the beer brewers are from ….
# the managers are from ….
# the coffee is from …..
# the comedians are from….
Heaven is where:Britain
Germany
France
Switzerland
Italy
Poland
Belgium
the USA
Spain
Russia
China
Hungary
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HEAVEN AND HELL
Hell is where:
# the cooks are from ……
# the police are from ……
# the footballers are from …
# the car mechanics are from …..
# the lovers are from …..
# the financial advisors are from ….
# the soldiers are from …….
# politicians are from …..
# the beer brewers are from ….
# the managers are from ….
# the coffee is from …..
# the comedians are from….
Hell is where:Britain
Germany
France
Switzerland
Italy
Poland
Belgium
the USA
Spain
Russia
China
Hungary
Europe
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HEAVEN AND HELL
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Patient: Doctor, doctor: I keep thinking I’m a clock.Doctor: Don‘t get wound up about it!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.Doctor: Well sit down and write your name!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming about horses! Doctor: Are they nightmares?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to do the tango after the operation?Doctor: No, you'll have to wait until you go home.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, nobody takes me seriously.Doctor: That can’t be true!!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, how do I avoid that run-down feeling? Doctor: Look both ways before crossing the road.
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RUNNING GAGS
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Waiter, waiter, Have you got frogs legs?Yes sir!Well hop over here with a menu.
Waiter, how long have you been here?Six months, sir.Ah, then, it can't be you who took my order.
Waiter, I can't eat this!Why not sir?You haven't given me a knife and fork.
Waiter, my bill please.How did you find your steak, sir?With a magnifying glass.
Waiter, bring me a fried egg with finger-marks in it, some luke-warm greasy chips and a portion of watery cabbage.We don't do food like that, sir!You did yesterday.
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RUNNING GAGS
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# Improve vocabulary learning
# Extend lexical repertoire
# Practise grammatical structures
# Train reading comprehension
# Widen intercultural understanding
# Enhance language awareness
# Motivate learners
# Have fun
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Contents
1. Definitions
+ Droodles.
+ Funny Definitions
+ Proverbs and Idioms
+ PC Language.
+ Murphy’s Law.
+ Oxymorons
2. Playing with Words
+ Tom Swiftly
+ They Never Die
Authors
3. Classic Native-Speaker Mistakes
+ Spoonerisms
+ Malapropisms
+ Howlers.
+ Letters
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4. Graffiti and Street Culture
+ Who Rules?
+ I used to be
+ One-liners.
+ Rhyming Slang
+ Bingo
5. Newspapers and Newsletters
+ Headlines
+ Short News Reports
+ Church News
+ Small Ads
6. Running Gags
+ Waiter, Waiter.
+ Doctor, Doctor
+ Knock, Knock
+ I say.
7. Signs and Instructions
+ English Signs.
+ International Tourism Signs
+ Church Signs
+ Warnings
+ Names, Shops and Professions
8. Miscellaneous
+ Anagrams.
+ Tongue Twisters
+ Heaven and Hell
+ The Thinnest Books in the World.
+ Homophones.
+ Limericks
+ Language Learning
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