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“So, now that I have you all to myself, why don’t you tell me what you want tonight.”“Oh, you really want to know what I want? That’s so romantic and caring of you.”“Ain’t it the truth, babe. So tell me, what do you want?”
“Yo, friend, wanna make a bet?”“Sure?”“I bet I can run a business by selling people the ability to spend time with me in a hot tub while I’m naked.”
“Well bachelor number one gave a pretty good answer. How about it Bachelor number two? How would you save the planet from rabid hyenas?”
“I would develop an anti-rabies vaccine… no wait! Even better! I would develop a cure for rabies and inject each of those hyenas with the cure. Once cured, I’d set them free in their native lands.”
“Well, I guess that was a decent answer, but not what I’m looking for. Sorry, bachelor number two, but I’m gonna have to take home bachelor number one tonight.”
“That’s not fair! I gave a good answer. What’s wrong with me? Is it my hair? My clothes? Or is it the simple fact that-”
“Well, to be honest, bachelor number two… I don’t think you fully understood that I’m grilled cheese in aspiration.”
“Is that it? You just want to woo hoo and that’s it? Think of the future of simkind Charles! What if we are the only two sims alive? We’ll have to repopulate the planet. I say we try for a baby!”
“Try for a baby? Are you mad woman? There’s only a bed and sofa, how exactly do you plan to survive long enough to raise that child anyway?”
“Well I was hoping to raise it with your help, but looks like you don’t want to be a proper father. Forget about it, I’d rather be eaten by zombies at this point.”“Well suit yourself, babycakes. The door is right there!”