T Daily Oberffir!01 APR 2015

Dutchman Jelle

DeVries Being

Sued For Posting

His Shoes On

Facebook!

By MARIE-ANN WILCOX

Just fun the fun of it, that musthave been what Jelle DeVries thoughtwhen he posted a picture where hesshowing one of his newly boughtwhite shoes in a kicking motion onFacebook. Well...appearently, Brook-lyn Crew, the creator of the now fa-mous shoe was not amused with thepicture Jelle DeVries posted on hisFacbook page and decided to take le-gal actions. The reason? We clearlystate in our policy that no one, noteven Jelle DeVries, is allowed to postpictures where our shoes are in theair instead of firmly on the groundwhere they should be. An originalBrooklyn Crew shoe is made to walkon and anything that ridicules that,can expect an visit from our lawyers.This kind of behavior simply has gotto stop and if bringing Mr.. De-Vries to court is the way to preventissues like these in the near future,then thats whats needs to be done,said John Tzuzulco, Brooklyn Crewsowner. The Dutchman, who showedhis shoe to his Facebook network asa joke, was shocked when he heardabout the legal charges that are nowbeing made against him. I was ob-viously not aware of the fact that Ihad to go online to read the com-panys policy rules for exposing theirshoes in the way I did on social media.Furthermore, I am not afraid of thethreads being made by the BrooklynCrew company and I believe I havea very strong case, especially sincetheir stupid policy was written in theKorean language, said Jelle DeVriesand is now looking forward to show

Brooklyn Crew a cookie of their owndough, Lois Van Gaal style. Courtdate for the hearing is not set yet. Tobe continued...

Reuters

International

Moose Count

Underway

By BOB OBOBSTON

The UN-sponsored InternationalMoose Census got off to a flyingstart today with hopes for an increasein the worldwide moose populationcompared to last years disapointingfigures. Among the traditional earlyreporters were Egypt, returning fig-ures of six moose, a twenty percentincrease on 2011s figures of five, andUruguay whose moose population re-mains stable at eleven.

According to Robbie McRobson,head of the UN Moose Preserva-tion Council, worldwide moose num-bers are expected to grow markedlyon last year due to the traditionalmoose strongholds of Canada and theUnited States, with the larger de-veloping moose ecologies also poised

to make gains. The largest percent-agege increase in moose will likelycome from China, says McRobson,The Chinese government has investedheavily in moose infrastructure overthe past decade, and their committ-ment to macrofauna is beginning topay dividends. Since 2004 China hasexpanded moose pasture from 1.5%of arable land to nearly 3.648% andmoose numbers are expected to riseto 60,000 making China a net mooseexporter for the first time. This isgood news for neighbouring Mongo-lia, a barren moose-wasteland whoseinhabitents nonetheless have an insa-tiable desire for the creatures. The in-crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade isanticipated to relieve pressure on therelatively strained Russian suppliers,but increase Mongolias imbalance oftrade with its larger neighbour.

Historically the only competitorto China in the far eastern moosemarkets has been Singapore but thetiny island nation is set to report anet loss, expecting a decrease of morethan five percent on last years 50,000moose counted. The head of Singa-pores Agency for Agriculture, Jing-Feng Lau, explained to an incredu-lous Singaporean parliament yester-day that bad weather had contributedto this seasons poor showing, mostnotably when a cargo of 150 moosewere swept out into the Indian oceanin a monsoon.

Yet again the global demand formoose will be met largely by theUS and Canada. The recession-hitStates is taking comfort in its moosegrowth figures with gross productionexpected to break 700,000 and net ex-ports to grow by 2%. The worldwidedominance of Canada shows no signsof abating though with this yearsmoose population expected to matchlast years record figures of one hun-dred million billion.

Europes rise as an internationalmoose power will slow slightly thisyear as a response to the EuropeanUnions move towards standardisingthe European moose. Stringent qual-

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ity controls are holding back the de-velopment of the eastern europeanpopulations compared to last yearwhen they contributed significantlyto europes strong growth figures.Norway, which is not an EU memberbut has observer status, strengthedin numbers relative to the Euro areawith numbers of Norweigian moose,known locally as elk expected to risefor the tenth consecutive year, partic-ularly thanks to a strong showing inthe last quarter.

As moose season reaches its close,researchers world wide are turning toscience in an attempt to boost nextyears figures. NASA stunned thescientific community today with theannouncment of their discovery thatthe moon is significantly smaller thanpreviously believed. This conclusion,which is the conclusion of a ten-year collaborative project, will haveprofound implications for the moosecommunity as the gravitational fieldis now known to be of the rightstrength to support moose in orbit.

According to John Johnson, headof the NASA Moon Sizing Experi-ment the first delivery of moose intolow moon orbit could be achieved asearly as the third quarter of next year.The technology to nurture moose inspace is available now, he said, allthat is needed is political will.

Granny wins

World Wrestling

Championship

By ROY MCROYSTON

Records were smashed inNicaraguas World Wrestling Cham-

pionship last night as 78-year-oldMaud Johnson, grandmother of five,became the first woman for fifty-sixyears, and the oldest competitor ever,to claim the gold medal. She walkedaway with her million dollar share ofthe prize money, runner up TommyThompson from Nigeria taking half amillion, and third place New Zealan-der John Smith receiving a warmhandshake from the umpire.

Having started the tournament arank outsider she began to impressin her second match when she tookUS number three Ron Ronson by sur-prise and subdued him in twenty sec-onds with her unique move that hasbeen dubbed "Mauds Death Grip".The injection of a new wrestling styleinto the tournament was welcomedby spectators and Johnsons pre- andpost-match breakdances have provedentertaining to fans. However, shewas still not expected to win inround three last Wednesday, facingoff against title-holder Paulo "Spine-Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un-derdog Johnson was soon showing herworth with stamina and agility easilymatching last years winner. Luttisexperience paid off initially as he tookthe first two rounds, but as John-son became more confident her su-perior strength came to the fore andshe clawed back two rounds to takethe contest into a decider. By thistime Luttis body language indicatedthat he already felt overawed by thepretender to his crown, and the new-comer took advantage of this to en-gage a mutual headlock which sheheld for three hours until the Vat-ican man retired from exhaustion.The next seven matches were barelya contest as the news of Johnsonssupremacy overawed all her oppo-nents who became too indimidated to

fight properly.

Nigerian Tommy Thompson isalso a relative newcomer to thewrestling scene, but with his 210lbframe he was expected to fare wellagainst Johnson who weighs in atonly 90lb. However Johnsons litheand slender, some would say scrawny,figure belies her agility and strengthwhich she demonstrated by holdingThompson above her head severaltimes during the bout and throwinghim into the crowd once. With thescores tied at 2-2 time ran out and thecontest went to a panel of judges to beassessed. They awarded Thompson aC grade whilst Johnson received anA, becoming the first grandmother toever win the title.

The new champion explained hersuccess as the result of a strict train-ing regimen instituted by her coachand grandson five-year-old SammyJohnson. "Ive been drinking tenraw eggs for breakfast every morning,sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-ing my daughters car to the end ofthe road and back whenever I felt myarthritis was OK" she said. Sammyadded "I always knew she could doit. Shes my grandma.". The young-ster is also her manager and has re-portedly arranged sponsorship dealswhich will dwarf her one million dol-lar prize fund. Her new contract withheadband designer Nike alone is setto earn her fourteen billion dollarsover the next year. She will also bepromoting Tupperware, Halliburton,the Republic of Macedonia, and GalaBingo. Her continued participation inthe sport is not assured as she wantsto spend more time on her bungee-jumping business, and knitting. Ev-eryone here at the World Champi-onships, however, hopes for her re-turn.