100:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,640- JOHN: - 'Sherlock!'

200:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,720'It's a trick.'

300:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,920Just a magic trick.

400:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,360No. All right, stop it now.

500:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,280'Now, stay exactly where you are.

600:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,120- 'Don't move.' - All right.

700:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,640Keep your eyes fixed on me.

800:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,680'Please, would you do this for me?'

900:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,480Do what?

1000:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,200'This phone call, it's er...'

1100:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,760..it's my note.

1200:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,640It's what people do, don't they?

1300:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,680'Leave a note.'

1400:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,040Leave a note when?

1500:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,080

'Goodbye, John.'

1600:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,920No. Don't...

1700:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,600Sherlock!

1800:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,880JOHN MOANS

1900:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,880John.

2000:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,600John, look at me. Look at me.

2100:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,840And sleep.

2200:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,200Right the way down, right the way deep, right the way, sound asleep.

2300:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,160That's real.

2400:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,160That's good, with my voice just there in the centre of your head

2500:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,840and floating all the way around you.

2600:02:37,840 --> 00:02:41,560And you will awaken in three, two, one...

2700:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,920..zero.

2800:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,480Let me come through please! He's my friend.

2900:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,000- LESTRADE: - 'Bollocks!'

30

00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,760No, no, no, no, it's obvious.

3100:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,400That's how he did it. It's obvious.

3200:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,280Derren Brown?! Let it go, Sherlock's dead.

3300:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,640But is he?

3400:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,320There was a body, it was him.

3500:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,720It was definitely him, Molly Hooper laid him out.

3600:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,000No, she's lying.

3700:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,800It was Jim Moriarty's body with a mask on.

3800:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,440A mask?

3900:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,160A bungee rope, a mask, Derren Brown.

4000:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,440Two years and the theories keep getting more stupid.

4100:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,920How many more have you got for me today?

4200:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,080Well, you know the paving slabs in that whole area,

4300:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,760even the exact ones that he landed on,

4400:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,400- you know they were all... - Guilt!

4500:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,120That's all this is.

4600:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,840You pushed us all into thinking

4700:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,720that Sherlock that was a fraud, you and Donovan.

4800:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,600You did this and it killed him and he's staying dead.

4900:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,520Do you honestly believe that if you have enough stupid theories,

5000:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,800it's going to change what really happened?

5100:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,520I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

5200:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,560Yeah, well, that won't bring him back.

5300:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,000And that after extensive police investigations...

5400:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,480Richard Brook did indeed prove to be the creation of James Moriarty...

5500:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,720- MALE REPORTER: - 'Amidst unprecedented scenes, there was uproar in court

5600:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,160'as Sherlock Holmes was vindicated and cleared of all suspicion.'

5700:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,160- FEMALE REPORTER: - 'Sadly, all this comes too late for the detective,

5800:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,360'who became something of a celebrity two years ago.'

5900:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,440

Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.

6000:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,320Sherlock Holmes fell to his death

6100:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,320from the top of London's Bart's Hospital. Although he left no note,

6200:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,800friends say it's unlikely he was able to cope with the...

6300:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,920Well then. Absent friends.

6400:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,400Sherlock.

6500:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,800Sherlock.

6600:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,600And may God rest his soul.

6700:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,880HELICOPTER FLIES OVER

6800:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,760HEAVY BREATHING

6900:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,560MAN SPEAKS IN SERBIAN

7000:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,880MEN SHOUT IN SERBIAN

7100:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,200DOGS BARK

7200:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,920BARKING GETS CLOSER

7300:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,680GUNSHOTS

7400:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,480

LOUD MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES

7500:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,880THUMP

7600:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,680MAN GROANS

7700:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,920THUMPS CONTINUE

7800:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,440MAN SPEAKS IN SERBIAN

7900:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,000THUMPS AND SHOUTING CONTINUE

8000:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,360MAN GROANS

8100:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,520TRANSLATED FROM SERBIAN:

8200:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,400PRISONER WHISPERS

8300:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,600What?

8400:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,720PRISONER WHISPERS

8500:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,080PRISONER WHISPERS

8600:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,000DOOR CLOSES

8700:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,960Now listen to me.

8800:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,840There's an underground terrorist network active in London

8900:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,240

and a massive attack is imminent.

9000:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,040Sorry, but the holiday is over...

9100:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,080..Brother dear.

9200:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,600Back to Baker Street...

9300:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,880..Sherlock Holmes.

9400:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,120- CHILD: - Penny for the guy?

9500:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,200Oi, mate, penny for the guy?

9600:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,920- Penny for the guy, mate? - Penny for the guy?

9700:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,600Penny for the guy? Penny for the guy? >

9800:10:27,680 --> 00:10:31,360- JOHN: - 'That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done.'

9900:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,840SHERLOCK: 'You invaded Afghanistan.'

10000:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,560DOOR OPENS

10100:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,240HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

10200:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,440You have been busy, haven't you?

10300:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,080Quite the busy little bee. Hmm.

10400:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,000Moriarty's network. Took me two years to dismantle it.

10500:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,280And you're confident you have?

10600:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,800The Serbian side was the last piece of the puzzle.

10700:11:01,800 --> 00:11:07,680Yes. You got yourself in deep there with Baron Maupertuis.

10800:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,920- Quite a scheme. - Colossal.

10900:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,760Anyway. You're safe now.

11000:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,320Mmm.

11100:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,080A small "thank you" wouldn't go amiss.

11200:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,320What for?

11300:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,800For wading in.

11400:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,880In case you've forgotten, field work is not my natural milieu.

11500:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,400"Wading in?"

11600:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,880You sat there and watched me being beaten a pulp.

11700:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,360- I got you out. - No, I got me out.

118

00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,960Why didn't you intervene sooner?

11900:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,760I couldn't risk giving myself away, could I?

12000:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,520- It would have ruined everything. - You were enjoying it. - Nonsense.

12100:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,040Definitely enjoying it.

12200:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,960Listen, do you have any idea what it was like, Sherlock,

12300:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,320going undercover?

12400:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,880Smuggling my way into their ranks like that?

12500:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,400The noise, the people!

12600:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,560I didn't know you spoke Serbian.

12700:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,440I didn't. But the language has a Slavic root.

12800:11:59,440 --> 00:12:03,240Frequent Turkish and German loan words.

12900:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,800Took me a couple of hours.

13000:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,640Hmm, you're slipping.

13100:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,840Middle-age, brother mine.

13200:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,480Comes to us all.

13300:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,800DOOR OPENS

13400:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,880Oh, no, you don't take it, do you?

13500:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,640- No. - You forget a little thing like that.

13600:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,040Yes.

13700:12:32,040 --> 00:12:36,600You forget lots of little things, it seems.

13800:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,440Uh-huh.

13900:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,880Not sure about that.

14000:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,520- Hmm? - Ages you.

14100:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,960Just trying it out.

14200:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,280Well, it ages you.

14300:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,080- Look... - I'm not your mother, I've no right to expect it...

14400:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,120- No... - But just one phone call, John!

14500:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,720Just one phone call would have done.

14600:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,280I know.

14700:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,800- After all we went through! - Yes.

14800:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,960I am sorry.

14900:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,600Look, I understand how difficult it was for you after...

15000:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,240..after...

15100:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,760I just let it slide, Mrs Hudson, I let it all slide.

15200:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,920And it just got harder and harder to pick up the phone, somehow.

15300:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,320Do you know what I mean?

15400:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,760SHE SIGHS

15500:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,560I need you to give this matter your full attention, Sherlock,

15600:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,280- is that quite clear? - What do you think of this shirt? - Sherlock!

15700:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,240I will find your underground terror cell, Mycroft.

15800:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,640Just put me back in London.

15900:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,640I need to get to know the place again, breathe it in.

16000:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,280Feel every quiver of its beating heart.

16100:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,520One of our men died getting this information.

16200:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,880All the chatter, all the traffic concurs,

16300:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,840there's going to be a terrorist strike on London, a big one.

16400:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,720And what about John Watson?

16500:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,400- John? - Mm. Have you seen him? - Oh, yes,

16600:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,760we meet up every Friday for fish and chips(!)

16700:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,640I've kept a weather eye on him, of course.

16800:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,480We haven't been in touch at all to...prepare him.

16900:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,280No.

17000:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,440Well, we'll have to get rid of that.

17100:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,640- "We?" - He looks ancient.

17200:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,320I can't be seen to be wandering around with an old man.

17300:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,960I couldn't face letting it out.

17400:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,040SHE COUGHS

175

00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,920He never liked me dusting.

17600:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,080No, I know.

17700:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,440So why now? What changed your mind?

17800:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,960Well, I've got some news.

17900:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,440Oh, God, is it serious?

18000:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,800What? No, no, I'm not ill.

18100:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,240I've, well, I'm...

18200:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,040..moving on.

18300:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,920You're emigrating?

18400:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,160Nope. Er, no, I've er...

18500:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,640..I have met someone.

18600:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,520Oh! Ah, lovely.

18700:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,480Yeah. We're getting married. Well, I'm going to ask, anyway.

18800:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,960So soon after Sherlock?

18900:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,360Hmm, well, yes.

190

00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,040What's his name?

19100:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,320It's a woman.

19200:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,800- A woman?! - Yes, of course it's a woman.

19300:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,560- You really have moved on, haven't you? - Mrs Hudson, how many times?

19400:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,840Sherlock was not my boyfriend!

19500:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,440Live and let live, that's my motto.

19600:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,720Listen to me - I am not gay!

19700:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,920HE SIGHS

19800:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,000I think I'll surprise John. He'll be delighted.

19900:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,040You think so?

20000:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,960Mm, pop into Baker Street, who knows, jump out of a cake.

20100:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,480Baker Street? He isn't there any more.

20200:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,760Why would he be? It's been two years.

20300:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,600He's got on with his life.

20400:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,440What life? I've been away.

20500:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,000- Where's he going to be tonight? - How would I know? - You always know.

20600:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,520He has a dinner reservation in the Marylebone Road.

20700:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,080Nice little spot.

20800:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,280They have a few bottles of the 2000 Saint-Emilion,

20900:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,120though I prefer the 2001.

21000:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,080I think maybe I'll just drop by.

21100:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,280You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.

21200:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,760No, it isn't.

21300:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,480- Now, where is it? - Where's what? - You know what.

21400:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,720FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

21500:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,720Welcome back, Mr Holmes.

21600:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,800Thank you.

21700:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,040Blud.

21800:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,200Sir, can I help you?

21900:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,760MUFFLED SCREAMS

22000:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,880PHONE BEEPS

22100:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,840Your wife just texted you, possibly her contractions have started.

22200:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,240Excuse me, sir.

22300:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,080Oh, sir, I am so, so sorry.

22400:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,720Er, please, let me just go to the kitchen and dry that off for you.

22500:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,200Finished with that, sir? Allow me to take it for you.

22600:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,640Madam, can I suggest you look at this menu, it's completely identical.

22700:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,120IN A FRENCH ACCENT: Can I help you with anything, sir?

22800:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,760Hi, yeah, I'm looking for a bottle of champagne. A good one.

22900:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,800Hmm, well, these are all

23000:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,000excellent vintages, sir.

23100:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,280Oh, it's not really my area,

23200:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,320what do you suggest?

23300:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,960Well, you cannot possibly go wrong,

23400:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,800but if you'd like my personal

23500:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,240- recommendation... - Hmm?

23600:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,120This last one on the list is a favourite of mine.

23700:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,200It is, you might in fact say, like a face from the past.

23800:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,800Great. I'll have that one please.

23900:18:41,800 --> 00:18:46,480It is familiar, but with the quality of surprise!

24000:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,200Well, surprise me.

24100:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,880I'm certainly endeavouring to, sir.

24200:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,680Sorry that took so long.

24300:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,320You OK?

24400:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,080Yeah, yeah. Me? Fine. I am fine.

24500:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,720HE CHUCKLES

24600:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,720Now then, what did you want to ask me?

24700:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,800- More wine? - No, I'm good with water, thanks. - Right.

24800:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,720- So? - Er, so...

24900:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,080Mary...

25000:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,200Listen, um...

25100:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,800I know it hasn't been long,

25200:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,200and I know we haven't known each other for a long time...

25300:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,440- Go on. - Yes, I will.

25400:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,000As you know, these last couple of years haven't been easy for me.

25500:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,360And meeting you...

25600:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,880Yeah, meeting you has been the best thing

25700:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,160- that could have possibly happened. - I agree. - What?

25800:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,720I agree, I'm the best thing that could have happened to you.

25900:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,720- Sorry. - Well, no, it's, um...

26000:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,640So...

26100:20:23,480 --> 00:20:28,480..if you'll have me, Mary, could you see your way, um...

26200:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,200HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

26300:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,280SHE GIGGLES

26400:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200If you could see your way to...

26500:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,280Sir, you'll find this vintage exceptionally to your liking.

26600:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,000It has all the qualities of the old, with the colour of the new.

26700:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,880- No, sorry, not now, please. - Like a gaze from a crowd of strangers,

26800:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,640suddenly one is aware of staring into the face of an old friend.

26900:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,920No, look, seriously, could you just...?

27000:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,080Interesting thing, a tuxedo.

27100:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,720Lends distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters.

27200:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,360John?

27300:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,680John, what is it? What?

27400:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,160Well, the short version...

27500:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,440..not dead.

27600:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,360

Bit mean springing it on you like that, I know.

27700:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,800Could have given you a heart attack, probably still will.

27800:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,560But in my defence, it was very funny.

27900:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,200OK, it's not a great defence.

28000:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,320- Oh, no, you're... - Oh, yes. - Oh, my God!

28100:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,560- Not quite. - You died, you jumped off a roof.

28200:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,880- No. - You're dead.

28300:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,960No, I'm quite sure, I checked. Excuse me.

28400:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,680Does...does yours rub off too?

28500:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,000Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

28600:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,680Do you have any idea what you've done?!

28700:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,480OK, John, I'm suddenly realising I probably owe you

28800:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,960some sort of an apology...

28900:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,680All right, just, John, just keep...

29000:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,720

JOHN GASPS

29100:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,040Two years.

29200:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,560Two years! Hmm?

29300:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,360I thought...

29400:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,240I thought...

29500:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,160..you were dead.

29600:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,360Hmm?

29700:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,000JOHN GASPS

29800:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,360Now, you let me grieve. Hmm.

29900:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,280How could you do that?

30000:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,880How?!

30100:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,280Wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um,

30200:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,960one question, just let me ask one question.

30300:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,840Are you really going to keep that?

30400:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,240MUSIC: "Donde Estas, Yolanda?" by Pink Martini

30500:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,320

I calculated that there were 13 possibilities

30600:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,440once I'd invited Moriarty onto the roof.

30700:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,840'I wanted to avoid dying, if at all possible.

30800:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,560'The first scenario involved hurling myself into a parked van filled with washing bags.

30900:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,120'Impossible, the angle was too steep. Secondly, a system of Japanese wrestling...

31000:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,440'You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.'

31100:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,360- What? - I don't care how you faked it, Sherlock.

31200:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,200I want to know why.

31300:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,520Why? Because Moriarty had to be stopped.

31400:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,960Oh.

31500:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,000Why, as in...?

31600:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,040I see. Yes. Why?

31700:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,920That's a little more difficult to explain.

31800:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,160I've got all night.

31900:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,280HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

32000:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,040Actually, um, that was mostly Mycroft's idea.

32100:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,040Oh, so it was your brother's plan?

32200:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,800Oh, but he would have needed a confidante.

32300:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,400Mm-hm.

32400:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,400Sorry.

32500:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,960But he was the only one? The only one who knew?

32600:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,400A couple of others. It was a very elaborate plan, it had to be.

32700:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,760- The next of the 13 possibilities was... - Who else?

32800:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,800Who else knew?

32900:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,000- Who?! - Molly.

33000:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,360- Molly?! - John... - Molly Hooper

33100:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,600- and some of my homeless network and that's all. - OK.

33200:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,600OK.

33300:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,040

So just your brother, Molly Hooper and 100 tramps.

33400:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,640Ha, no! 25 at most.

33500:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800GLASS SHATTERS

33600:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,600Seriously, it's not a joke? You're really keeping this?

33700:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,280Er, yeah.

33800:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,880Sure?

33900:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,960Mary likes it.

34000:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,680Hmm, no, she doesn't.

34100:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,160- She does. - She doesn't.

34200:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200Oh, don't.

34300:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,120- Oh, brilliant(!) - Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

34400:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,520I didn't know how to tell you...

34500:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,880Right, no, no, this is charming. I've really missed this(!)

34600:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,560One word, Sherlock, that is all I would have needed!

34700:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,960One word to let me know that you were alive!

34800:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,320I've nearly been in contact so many times, but... JOHN SCOFFS

34900:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,120- I worried that, you know, you might say something indiscreet. - What?

35000:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,560- You know, let the cat out of the bag. - So this is my fault!

35100:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,920- Oh, God! - Why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong?!

35200:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,040The only one reacting like a human being!

35300:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,880- Over-reacting. - Over-reacting!

35400:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,120- John! - Over-reacting! So you fake your own death and you waltz in here

35500:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,040- large as bloody life! - Shh. - But I'm not meant to have a problem with it,

35600:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,600cos Sherlock Holmes thinks it's a perfectly OK thing to do!

35700:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,000Shut up! I don't want everyone knowing I'm still alive!

35800:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,680- Oh, so it's still a secret, is it?! - Yes, it's still a secret!

35900:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,240- Promise you won't tell anyone? - Swear to God!

36000:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,360London is in danger, John. There's an imminent terrorist attack and I need your

help.

36100:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,400My help?

36200:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,280You have missed this, admit it.

36300:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,400The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins,

36400:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760just the two of us against the rest of the world.

36500:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,880I don't understand, I said I'm sorry,

36600:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,760isn't that what you're supposed to do?

36700:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,480Gosh, you don't know anything about human nature, do you?

36800:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,680Hmm, nature? No.

36900:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,600Human? No.

37000:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,720I'll talk him round.

37100:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,720- You will? - Oh, yeah.

37200:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,920Mary.

37300:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,720Can you believe his nerve?

37400:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,000I like him.

375

00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,760What?

37600:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,000I like him.

37700:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,560METALLIC SOUND

37800:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,560Those things will kill you.

37900:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,680Oh, you bastard!

38000:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,440It's time to come back.

38100:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,800You've been letting things slide, Graham.

38200:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,040- Greg. - Greg.

38300:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,920- RADIO: - 'Very common belief, with an anti terrorism bill...'

38400:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,040THUDDING

38500:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,640'..the Government feels duty-bound

38600:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,200'to push through the legislation with all due exped...'

38700:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,160THUDDING CONTINUES

38800:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,880SHE YELLS

38900:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,040'Now, stay exactly where you are.'

39000:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,320Where are you?

39100:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,680'Don't move.

39200:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,040'Keep your eyes fixed on me.

39300:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,160'What? What's happening? What's going on?'

39400:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,360Please, will you do this for me? Please.

39500:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,680Do what?

39600:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,880'This phone call...'

39700:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,520it's my note.

39800:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,920'That's what people do, don't they?'

39900:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,160Leave a note. MORIARTY GIGGLES

40000:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,440'Leave a note when?'

40100:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,160- Goodbye, John. - 'No.'

40200:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,680MORIARTY LAUGHS

40300:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,920Sherlock!

40400:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,400

Oh, ho!

40500:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,120What?! Are you out of your mind?!

40600:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,640I don't see why not.

40700:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,760It's just as plausible as some of your theories.

40800:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,040Look, if you're not going to take it seriously, Laura...

40900:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,040I do take it seriously.

41000:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,800I don't think we should wear hats.

41100:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,440I founded 'The Empty Hearse' so like-minded people could meet,

41200:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,360discuss theories!

41300:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,880Sherlock's still out there.

41400:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,320I'm convinced of it.

41500:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,560Oh, my God!

41600:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,880MOBILE PHONES RING

41700:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,080Oh...my...God!

41800:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,480"His movements were so silent,

41900:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,200

"so furtive he reminded me

42000:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,800"of a trained bloodhound picking out a scent."

42100:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,920- You what? - "I couldn't help thinking what an amazing criminal he'd make

42200:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,320- "if he turned his talents against the law." - Don't read that.

42300:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,760- Famous blog, finally. - Come on, that's...

42400:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,080Ancient history, yes, I know, but it's not though, is it, because he's...

42500:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,560What are you doing?

42600:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,960Having a wash.

42700:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,640You're shaving it off.

42800:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,000- Well, you hate it. - Sherlock hates it.

42900:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,240- Apparently everyone hates it. - Oh!

43000:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,000- Are you going to see him again? - No, I'm going to work.

43100:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,360- Oh, and after work, are you going to see him again? - No.

43200:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,840God, I had six months of bristly kisses for me

43300:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,800and then his nibs turns up...

43400:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,320I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.

43500:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,120You should put that on a T-shirt.

43600:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,000- Shut up. - Or what?

43700:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,040Or I'll marry you.

43800:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,320London, it's like a great cesspool into which all kinds

43900:31:29,320 --> 00:31:34,440of criminals, agents and drifters are irresistibly drained.

44000:31:34,440 --> 00:31:40,840Sometimes it's not a question of who, it's a question of who knows?

44100:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,880If this man cancels his papers, I need to know.

44200:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,800If this woman leaves London without putting her dog into kennels,

44300:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,480I need to know.

44400:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,560I have certain people, they are markers.

44500:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,440If they start to move, I'll know something's up.

44600:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,520Like rats deserting a sinking ship.

44700:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,040

All very interesting, Sherlock,

44800:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,840but the terror alert has been raised to critical.

44900:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,520Boring. Your move.

45000:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,200We have solid information, an attack IS coming.

45100:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,560Solid information, a secret terrorist organisation is planning an attack...

45200:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,240That's what secret terrorist organisations do, isn't it? It's their version of golf.

45300:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,760- An agent gave his life to tell us that. - Oh, well,

45400:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,480perhaps he shouldn't have done. He was obviously just trying to show off.

45500:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,200None of these 'markers' of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously?

45600:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,480Your move.

45700:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,320No, Mycroft, but you have to trust me. I'll find the answer.

45800:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,520But it'll be in an odd phrase in an on-line blog,

45900:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,400or an unexpected trip to the countryside,

46000:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,720or a misplaced lonely hearts ad.

46100:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,760Your move!

46200:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,520I've given the Prime Minister my personal assurance you're on the case.

46300:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,680I am on the case, we both are, look at us right now.

46400:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,760BUZZER SOUNDS

46500:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,280- Oh, bugger! - Whoopsy!

46600:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,200Can't handle a broken heart. How very telling.

46700:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,720Don't be smart.

46800:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,280That takes me back.

46900:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,360"Don't be smart, Sherlock, I'm the smart one."

47000:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,760I am the smart one.

47100:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,120I used to think I was an idiot.

47200:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock.

47300:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,560We had nothing else to go on, until we met other children.

47400:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,320- Oh, yes, that was a mistake. - Ghastly. What were they thinking of?

47500:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,760Probably something about trying to make friends.

47600:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,440

Oh, yes. Friends.

47700:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,640Of course, you go in for that sort of thing now.

47800:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,320And you don't? Ever?

47900:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,160If you seem slow to me, Sherlock,

48000:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,720can you imagine what real people are like?

48100:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,680I'm living in a world of goldfish.

48200:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,480Yes, but I've been away for two years.

48300:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,440- So? - Oh, I don't know,

48400:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,120I thought perhaps you might have found yourself a...

48500:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,520- goldfish. - Change the subject, now.

48600:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,680Rest assured, Mycroft,

48700:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,960whatever this underground network of yours is up to,

48800:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,280the secret will reside in something seemingly insignificant or bizarre.

48900:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,880- Ooh-ooh. - Speaking of which...

49000:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,800I can't believe it. I just can't believe it!

49100:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,600Him sitting in his chair again.

49200:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,640Oh, isn't it wonderful, Mr Holmes?

49300:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,600- I can barely contain myself(!) - Oh, he really can, you know.

49400:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,720He's secretly pleased to see you, underneath all that.

49500:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,800Sorry, which of us?

49600:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800Both of you.

49700:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800Let's play something different.

49800:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,600Why are we playing games?!

49900:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,920London's terror alert has been raised to critical,

50000:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,360I'm just passing the time.

50100:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,200Let's do deductions.

50200:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,720Client left this while I was out, what do you reckon?

50300:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,560I'm busy.

50400:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,480Oh, go on, it's been an age.

50500:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,800

HE SNIFFS

50600:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,680- I always win. - Which is why you can't resist.

50700:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,480I find nothing irresistible in the hat of a well-travelled anxious,

50800:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,240sentimental, unfit creature of habit with appalling halitosis.

50900:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,520- Damn. - Isolated too, don't you think?

51000:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,680Why would he be isolated?

51100:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,840- "He?" - Obviously. - Why? Size of the hat?

51200:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,520Don't be silly. Some women have large heads too.

51300:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,320No, he's recently had his hair cut,

51400:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,880you can see the little hairs adhering to the perspiration stains on the inside.

51500:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,160Some women have short hair too.

51600:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,400- Balance of probability. - Not that you've ever spoken to a woman with short hair, or, you know, a woman.

51700:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,240Stains show he's out of condition. He's sentimental cos the hat

51800:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,720- has been repaired, three, four... - Five times. Very neatly.

51900:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,680The cost of the repairs exceeds that of the hat, he's mawkishly attached to it. More than that.

52000:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,280One or two patches would indicate sentimentality. Five's obsessive behaviour. Obsessive compulsive.

52100:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,720Hardly. Your client left it behind.

52200:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,920What sort of an obsessive compulsive would do that?

52300:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,240The earlier patches are extensively sun bleached,

52400:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,680so he's worn it abroad, in Peru.

52500:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,000- Peru? - This is a chullo.

52600:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,480The classic headgear of Andes, it's made of alpaca.

52700:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,160- No. - No? - Icelandic sheep wool. Similar, but very distinctive,

52800:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,960if you know what you're looking for. I've written a blog on the varying

52900:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,960tensile strengths of different natural fibres.

53000:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,760I'm sure there's a crying need for that(!)

53100:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,000- You said he was anxious? - The bobble on the left side has been badly chewed,

53200:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,520

which shows he's a man of a nervous disposition, but...

53300:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,920But also a creature of habit,

53400:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,520- cos he hasn't chewed the bobble on the right. - Precisely.

53500:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,240A sniff of the offending bobble tells us all we need to know about the state of his breath.

53600:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,680- Brilliant! - Elementary.

53700:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,800But you've missed his isolation.

53800:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,320I don't see it.

53900:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,640- Plain as day. - Where?

54000:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,000- There for all to see. - Tell me.

54100:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,520- Plain as the nose on your... - Tell me!

54200:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,560Well, anybody who wears a hat as stupid as this

54300:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,000isn't in the habit of hanging around other people, is he?

54400:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,680Not at all. Maybe he just doesn't mind being different.

54500:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,880He doesn't necessarily have to be isolated.

54600:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,560Exactly.

54700:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,480I'm sorry?

54800:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,440He's different, so what? Why would he mind?

54900:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,880You're quite right.

55000:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,960Why would anyone mind?

55100:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,240I am not lonely, Sherlock.

55200:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,680How would you know?

55300:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,920Yes. Back to work, if you don't mind. Good morning.

55400:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,520SHE CHUCKLES

55500:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,920Right, back to work.

55600:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,800KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

55700:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,120Mr Summerson.

55800:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,960- Right. - Undescended testicle.

55900:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,400Right.

56000:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,640PHONE BEEPS

56100:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,320- Sherlock? - Hmm?

56200:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,120Talk to John.

56300:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,920I've tried talking to him. He made his position quite clear.

56400:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,800Just relax, Mr Summerson.

56500:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,160What did he say?

56600:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,240- F... - Cough.

56700:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,000Oh, dear.

56800:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,120INTERCOM BUZZES

56900:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,360Hi?

57000:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,600'Mrs Reeves. Thrush.'

57100:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,200Right.

57200:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,960You wanted to see me?

57300:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,600Yes. Molly...

57400:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,840- Yes? - Would you...?

57500:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,920- Would you like to... - Have dinner? - ..solve crimes?

57600:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,400Um...

57700:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,800Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, Mrs Reeves.

57800:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,400It's very common, but I'm recommending a course of...

57900:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,720Monkey glands, but enough about Professor Presbury.

58000:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,040- Tell us more about your case, Mr Harcourt. - You sure about this? - Absolutely.

58100:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,600- Should I be making notes? - If it makes you feel better. - That's what John says he does.

58200:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,560- So if I'm being John... - You're not being John, you're being yourself.

58300:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,880Well, absolutely no one should have been able to empty

58400:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,120that bank account other than myself and Helen.

58500:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,280- Why didn't you assume it was your wife? - Because I've always had total faith in her.

58600:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,440No, it's because YOU emptied it. Weight-loss, hair dye, Botox, affair.

58700:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,600Lawyer. Next!

58800:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,360This is Mr Blake. Piles.

58900:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,680Mr Blake, hi.

59000:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,120And your pen-pal's emails just stopped, did they?

59100:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,360SHE WHINES

59200:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,200And you really thought he was the one, didn't you?

59300:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,720The love of your life?

59400:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,080SHE CRIES

59500:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,360Stepfather posing as on-line boyfriend.

59600:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,520What?

59700:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,920Breaks it off, breaks her heart.

59800:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,200She swears off relationships, stays at home.

59900:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,800He still has her wage coming in.

60000:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,640Mr Windibank, you have been a complete and utter...

60100:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,040Piss pot.

60200:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,240It's nothing to worry about, just a small infection, by the sound of it.

60300:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,920Dr Verner is your usual GP, yes?

60400:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,080- IN A FOREIGN ACCENT: - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked after me man and boy.

60500:39:28,080 --> 00:39:33,040I run a little shop just on the corner of Church Street.

60600:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,760- Oh. - Magazines and DVDs.

60700:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,520I've brought along a few little beauties that might interest you...

60800:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,200Tree Worshippers. Oh, that's a corker. It's very saucy.

60900:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,480And British Birds. Same sort of thing.

61000:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,680I'm fine, thanks.

61100:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,000The Holy War.

61200:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,560Sounds a bit dry, I know,

61300:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,920but there's a nun with all these holes in her habit...

61400:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,400Jesus! Sherlock.

61500:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,360- What? - What do you want?

61600:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,640Uh?

617

00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,160- Have you come to torment me? - What are you talking about? - "What are you talking...?"

61800:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,800What, do you think I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard?!

61900:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,960- You're crazy! - No, no, no, no, no.

62000:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,680It's not as good as your French! Not as good as your French.

62100:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,600It's not even a good disguise, Sherlock!

62200:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,400Where did you get it from, a bloody joke shop...?!

62300:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,760Oh, my God!

62400:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,280I, I am so sorry.

62500:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,920Oh, my God!

62600:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,040Please...

62700:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,400It's fine.

62800:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,680HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

62900:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,680This one's got us all baffled.

63000:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,280Hmm, I don't doubt it.

63100:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,840

HE SNIFFS

63200:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,320HE SNIFFS

63300:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,960What is it?

63400:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,400You're onto something, aren't you?

63500:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,600Maybe.

63600:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200- JOHN'S VOICE: - 'Show off!'

63700:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,520- Shut up, John. - What? - Hmm?

63800:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200Nothing.

63900:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,200- Hello. - Hmm.

64000:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,360- Are you sure? - I'm sure. - OK.

64100:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,480I'm late for Cath. I'll see you later.

64200:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,320- Bye. - Bye.

64300:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,520This going to be your new arrangement, is it?

64400:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,400Just giving it a go.

64500:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,240Right.

64600:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,720So, John?

64700:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,840Not really in the picture any more.

64800:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,960RUMBLING NOISE

64900:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,680Trains?

65000:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,280Trains.

65100:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,920Male, 40 to 50. Oh, sorry, did you want to be...?

65200:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,840Er, no, please, be my guest.

65300:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,000'You jealous?'

65400:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,240Shut up!

65500:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,680It doesn't make sense.

65600:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,720What doesn't?

65700:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,960This skeleton, it can't be any more than...

65800:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,760MOLLY AND SHERLOCK: Six months old.

65900:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,000Wow!

66000:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,360"How I Did It, by Jack the Ripper."

66100:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,680- Uh-huh. - That's impossible. - Welcome to my world.

66200:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,560'Smart arse!'

66300:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,560I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you.

66400:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,120No, please, insult away.

66500:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,760'You forgot to put your collar up.'

66600:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,840The corpse is, is six months old.

66700:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,920It's dressed in a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum.

66800:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,040It's been displayed on a dummy for many years,

66900:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,440in a case facing south-east, judging from the fading of the fabric.

67000:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,680It was sold off in a fire damage sale a week ago.

67100:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,840So the whole thing was a fake?

67200:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,080Yes.

67300:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,880Looked so promising.

674

00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,960Facile.

67500:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,880Why would someone go to all that trouble?

67600:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,280Why indeed, John?

67700:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,560DOORBELL: 'Mind the gap. Mind the gap.'

67800:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,480Oh. Thanks for hanging onto it.

67900:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,520No problem.

68000:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,280So, what's this all about, Mr Shilcott?

68100:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,200My girlfriend's a big fan of yours.

68200:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,440Girlfriend?!

68300:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,040Sorry. Do go on.

68400:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,840I like trains.

68500:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,520- Yes... - I work on the Tube, on the District Line, and part of my job

68600:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,160is to wipe the security footage after it's been cleared.

68700:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,080I was just whizzing through and I found something a bit bizarre.

68800:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,520Now, this was a week ago.

68900:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,120The last train on the Friday night, Westminster Station.

69000:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,400Now, this man gets into the last car.

69100:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,480- Car? - They're cars, not carriages.

69200:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,320It's a legacy of the early American involvement in the Tube system.

69300:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,760He said he liked trains.

69400:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,360And the next stop, St James' Park Station.

69500:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,960And...

69600:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,600I thought you'd like it.

69700:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,880He gets into the last car at Westminster. The only passenger.

69800:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,440And the car is empty at St James's Park Station.

69900:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,440Explain that, Mr Holmes.

70000:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,080- Couldn't he have just jumped off? - There's a safety mechanism that prevents the doors

70100:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,440from opening in transit. But there's something else,

70200:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,880the driver of that train hasn't been to work since.

70300:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,920

According to his flatmate, he's on holiday. Came into some money.

70400:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,400Bought off?

70500:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,960Hmm?

70600:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,840So if the driver of the train was in on it,

70700:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,360then the passenger did get off.

70800:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,520There's nowhere he could go. It's a straight run on the District Line between the two stations.

70900:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,040There's no side tunnels, no maintenance tunnels.

71000:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,720Nothing on any map. Nothing.

71100:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,760Train never stops and a man vanishes.

71200:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,400Good, innit?

71300:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,120I know that face.

71400:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,920JOHN CLEARS HIS THROAT

71500:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,360Excuse you(!)

71600:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,360The journey between those stations usually takes five minutes

71700:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,640and that one took ten. Ten minutes to get from Westminster to St James's Park.

718

00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,000- I'll need maps, lots of maps. Older maps, all the maps. - Right.

71900:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,920- Fancy some chips? - What?

72000:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,480I know a fantastic fish shop just off the Marylebone Road,

72100:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,400the owner always gives me extra portions.

72200:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,040Did you get him off a murder charge?

72300:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,760No, I helped him put up some shelves.

72400:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,880- Sherlock? - Hmm?

72500:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,800- What was today about? - Saying thank you.

72600:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,800For what?

72700:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,360- For everything you did for me. - It's OK. It's my pleasure.

72800:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,960No. I mean it.

72900:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,400I don't mean pleasure, I mean I didn't mind.

73000:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,160- I wanted to... - Moriarty slipped up, he made a mistake.

73100:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,480Because the one person he thought didn't matter at all to me

73200:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,760was the one person that mattered the most.

73300:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,520You made it all possible.

73400:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,440But you can't do this again, can you?

73500:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,280I've had a lovely day. I'd love to, I just, um...

73600:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680Hmm, congratulations, by the way.

73700:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,080He's not from work.

73800:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,560We met through friends, old-fashioned way.

73900:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,680He's nice, we've got a dog, we, we go to the pub on weekends

74000:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,560and I've met his mum and dad and his friends and all his family.

74100:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,680I've no idea why I'm telling you any of this...

74200:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,000I hope you'll be very happy, Molly Hooper.

74300:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,320You deserve it.

74400:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,080After all, not all the men you fall for can turn out to be sociopaths.

74500:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,720- No? - No.

74600:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,360

Maybe it's just my type.

74700:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,920HE COUGHS

74800:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,240PHONE BEEPS

74900:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,760Oh, Mrs Hudson, sorry, I think someone's got John. John Watson?

75000:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,960Hang on, who are you?!

75100:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,640Oh, I'm his fiancee.

75200:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,040- Oh. - Mary?

75300:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,720What's wrong?

75400:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,040Someone sent me this.

75500:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,120At first I thought it was just a Bible thing,

75600:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,560you know, spam, but it's not.

75700:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,200It's a skip code.

75800:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,920First word, then every third.

75900:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,600"Save John Watson."

76000:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,600Now!

761

00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,920Where are we going?

76200:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,920St James The Less, it's a church. 20 minutes by car.

76300:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,560- Did you drive here? - Er, yes.

76400:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,480It's too slow, it's too slow.

76500:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,680CAR HORN HONKS

76600:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,520Watch out! What are we waiting for?!

76700:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,800This.

76800:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,120BRAKES SQUEAL

76900:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,880What does it mean?

77000:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,280What are they going to do to him?

77100:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,640I don't know!

77200:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,120VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND

77300:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,480HE GASPS

77400:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,760Damn!

77500:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,640- POLICEMAN: - Oi! Oi! You can't go down there!

77600:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,560MUFFLED SCREAM

77700:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,080HE GASPS

77800:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,360HE GAGS

77900:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,480HORN HONKS

78000:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,760No, it's not going to work, with that.

78100:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,080I'll get something to help it along. Yeah.

78200:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,360Help! Argh!

78300:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,760MUFFLED SCREAMS

78400:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,640- He doesn't like it, Daddy. - Huh?

78500:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,600Guy Fawkes, he doesn't like it.

78600:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,760Stay back, Zoe. Back!

78700:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,800Now.

78800:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,760HE SCREAMS

78900:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,040What does it mean?

79000:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,920

Oh, my God!

79100:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,240CHEERING

79200:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,040Help!

79300:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,840SHE SCREAMS

79400:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,320Stand back!

79500:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,440JOHN GROANS

79600:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,320Move! Move! Move!

79700:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,600Move! Move!

79800:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,680- John! - John!

79900:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,080John! John!

80000:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,480Get up, John!

80100:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,120- John! - John?!

80200:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,480Help!

80300:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,120John!

80400:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,640- John! - John!

80500:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,760- John! - John!

80600:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,680Hey, John.

80700:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,720- ELDERLY LADY: - 'Which wasn't the way I'd put it at all. Silly woman.'

80800:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,120Anyway, it was then that I first noticed it was missing.

80900:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,960I said, "Have you checked down the back of the sofa?"

81000:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,080He's always losing things down the back of the sofa, aren't you, dear?

81100:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,200Afraid so.

81200:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,680Oh, keys, small change, sweeties.

81300:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,120- Especially his glasses. - Glasses.

81400:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,520Blooming things. I said, "Why don't you get a chain,

81500:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,920"wear them round your neck?"

81600:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,800- And he says, "What, like Larry Grayson!" - Larry Grayson.

81700:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,920So did you find it eventually, your lottery ticket?

81800:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,160Well, yes, thank goodness.

81900:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,320We caught the coach on time after all.

82000:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,320We managed to see St Paul's, the Tower,

82100:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,960but they weren't letting anyone into Parliament.

82200:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,520Some big debate going on.

82300:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,600DOOR OPENS

82400:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,200- John? - Sorry, you're busy. - No, no, no, they were just leaving.

82500:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,520- No, oh, were we? - Yes. - No, no, if you've got a case...

82600:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,360- No, not a case. Yeah, go. - We're here till Saturday, remember. - Yes, wonderful. Just get out!

82700:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,560- Yes, well, give us a ring. - Very nice, yes, good. Get out!

82800:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,560I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.

82900:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,640All that time people thinking the worst.

83000:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,560We're just so pleased it's all over.

83100:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,160Ring up more often, won't you?

83200:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,160- Mm-hm. - She worries.

83300:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,560Promise?

83400:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,920Promise.

83500:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,080Oh, for God...

83600:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,480HE SIGHS

83700:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,920- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

83800:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,120Clients?

83900:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,000Just my parents.

84000:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,080- Your parents? - In town for a few days.

84100:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,880- Your parents? - Mycroft promised to take them to a matinee of Les Mis.

84200:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,640Tried to talk me into doing it.

84300:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,040- Those were your parents? - Yes.

84400:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,440Well...

84500:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,800..that is not what I...

84600:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,640What?

84700:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,760I mean, they're just so...

84800:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,280..ordinary.

84900:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,800It's a cross I have to bear.

85000:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,760Did they know too?

85100:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,880- Hmm? - That you spent the last two years playing hide and seek?

85200:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,840- Maybe. - Ah, so that's why they weren't at the funeral!

85300:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,880- Sorry, sorry again. - Hmm.

85400:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,720Sorry.

85500:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,200So you've shaved it off then?

85600:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,600Yeah. Wasn't working for me.

85700:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,680- Yeah, I'm glad. - You didn't like it?

85800:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,520No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.

85900:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,840That's not a sentence you hear every day.

86000:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,760How are you feeling?

86100:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,280Yeah, not bad. Bit smoked.

86200:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,400Right.

86300:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,200Last night, who did that?

86400:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,440And why did they target me?

86500:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,680I don't know.

86600:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,600Is it someone trying to get to you through me?

86700:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,400Is it something to do with this terrorist thing you talked about?

86800:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,080I don't know, I can't see the pattern. It's too nebulous.

86900:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,680Why would an agent give his life to tell us something incredibly insignificant? That's what's strange.

87000:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,280- Give his life? - According to Mycroft.

87100:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,680There's an underground network planning an attack on London, that's all we know.

87200:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,080HE SNIFFS

87300:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,840- These are my rats, John. - Rats?

87400:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,680My markers, agents, lowlifes. People who might find themselves

87500:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,400arrested or their diplomatic immunity suddenly rescinded.

87600:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,240If one of them starts acting suspiciously, we know something's up.

87700:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,840Five of them are behaving perfectly normally, but the sixth...

87800:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,960I know him, don't I?

87900:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,080Lord Moran, Peer of the Realm. Minister for Overseas Development.

88000:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,600- Pillar of the Establishment. - Yes.

88100:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,720He's been working for North Korea since 1996.

88200:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,680- What? - He's the big rat, rat number one.

88300:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,560He's just done something very suspicious indeed.

88400:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,800Yeah, that's odd.

88500:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,600There's nowhere he could have got off?

88600:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,800Not according to the maps.

88700:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,200There's something, something, something I'm missing.

88800:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,280

Something staring me in the face.

88900:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,560PHONE BEEPS

89000:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,360Any idea who they are, this underground network?

89100:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,600Intelligence must have a list of the most obvious ones.

89200:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,240Our rat's just come out of his den.

89300:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,480Al-Qaeda? The IRA have been getting restless again,

89400:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,480- maybe they're going to make an appearance... - Yes, yes, yes, yes!

89500:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,040I've been an idiot, a blind idiot!

89600:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,360- What? - Oh, that's good. That could be brilliant!

89700:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,680- What are you on about? - Mycroft's intelligence is not nebulous at all,

89800:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,400it's specific, incredibly specific.

89900:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,720What do you mean?

90000:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,440It's not an underground network, John, it's an Underground network!

90101:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,280Right.

90201:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,920- What?

- Sometimes a deception is so audacious, so outrageous

90301:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,120that you can't see it even when it's staring you in the face. Look,

90401:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,240- seven carriages leave Westminster. - Mm.

90501:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,200And only six carriages arrive at St James's Park.

90601:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,280Ah, but that's, I mean, it's impossible.

90701:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,440Moran didn't disappear. The entire tube compartment did.

90801:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,680The driver must have diverted the train and then detached the last carriage.

90901:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,520Detached it where? You said there was nothing between those stations.

91001:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,840Not on the maps, but once you eliminate the other factors,

91101:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,400the remaining thing must be the truth. That carriage vanished, so it must be somewhere.

91201:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,880But why, though?

91301:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,440Why detach it in the first place?

91401:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,400It vanishes between St James's Park and Westminster.

91501:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,120Lord Moran vanishes.

91601:00:42,120 --> 01:00:46,160You're kidnapped and nearly burnt to death at a fireworks party.

91701:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,120What's the date, John, today's date?

91801:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,760Hmm? November the...

91901:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,920Oh, God!

92001:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,440Lord Moran, he's a Peer of the Realm.

92101:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,920Normally he'd sit in the House.

92201:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,800Tonight, there's an all-night sitting to vote on the new anti-terrorism bill.

92301:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,360But he won't be there, not tonight.

92401:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,360Not the 5th November.

92501:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,960"Remember, remember..."

92601:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,840"Gunpowder, treason and plot!"

92701:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,400'There's nothing down there, Mr Holmes, I told you.

92801:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,040'No sidings, no ghost stations.'

92901:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,520There has to be, check again.

93001:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,760This whole area is a big mess of old and new stuff.

93101:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,040Charing Cross is made up of bits of older stations,

93201:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,520like Trafalgar Square, Strand.

93301:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,720No, it's none of those, we've accounted for those.

93401:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,880St Margaret Street, Bridge Street, Sumatra Road, Parliament Street...

93501:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,920'Hang on, hang on, Sumatra Road?

93601:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,360'You mentioned Sumatra Road, Mr Holmes? There is something,

93701:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,920'I knew it rang a bell! Yes.

93801:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,480'There was a station down there.'

93901:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,080Well, why isn't it on the maps?

94001:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,760- 'Because it was closed before it ever opened.' - What?

94101:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,240'They built the platforms, even the staircases, but it all got tied up

94201:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,400'in legal disputes and so they never built the station on the surface.'

94301:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,640It's right underneath the Palace of Westminster.

94401:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,360So what's down there, a bomb?

94501:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,880Oh.

94601:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,000'With many commentators saying

94701:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,720'the vote on the Terrorism Bill will be too close to call,

94801:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,720'MPs are now making their way into the Chamber for what

94901:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,480'the Government is calling "the most important vote of this Parliament."

95001:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,760'Over now to our...'

95101:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,800'What freedoms exactly are we protecting

95201:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,960'if we start spying on our own people?

95301:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,760'This is a Orwellian measure on a scale unprecedented...'

95401:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,760There's a bomb, then? The tube carriage is carrying a bomb.

95501:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,440- Must be. - Right.

95601:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,040- What are you doing? - I'm calling the police. - What? No!

95701:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,840Sherlock, this isn't a game, they need to evacuate Parliament.

95801:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,160They'll get in the way, they always do. This is cleaner, more efficient.

95901:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,320- And illegal? - A bit.

96001:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,640What are you doing?

96101:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,960Coming.

96201:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,480- I don't understand. - Well, that's a first.

96301:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,400There's nowhere else it could be.

96401:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,360SCREAMING

96501:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,280Oh!

96601:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,920What?!

96701:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,560- Hang on, Sherlock...? - What? - That's, isn't it live?

96801:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,320Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.

96901:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,120Of course, yeah, avoid the rails. Great!

97001:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,440This way.

97101:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,000- Are you sure? - Sure.

97201:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,640Ha!

97301:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,000Look at that.

97401:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,080- John...

- Hmm?

97501:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,280Demolition charges.

97601:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,800It's empty. There's nothing.

97701:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,920Isn't there?

97801:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,600This is the bomb.

97901:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,880What?

98001:07:05,080 --> 01:07:09,240It's not carrying explosives, the whole compartment is the bomb.

98101:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,880HE GASPS

98201:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,920We need bomb disposal.

98301:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,680There may not be time for that now.

98401:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,800So what do we do?

98501:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,000I have no idea.

98601:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,440- Well, think of something. - Why do you think I know what to do?

98701:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,920Cos you're Sherlock Holmes, you're as clever as it gets.

98801:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,040It doesn't mean I know how to diffuse a giant bomb!

989

01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,080- What about you?! - I wasn't in bomb disposal, I'm a bloody doctor!

99001:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,160And a soldier, as you keep reminding us all!

99101:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,280Can't... Can't we rip the timer off, or something?

99201:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,240- That would set it off. - You see, you know things!

99301:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,560BEEPING

99401:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,160Oh!

99501:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,880- Er... - My God!

99601:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,400Er...

99701:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,240JOHN GASPS

99801:08:55,240 --> 01:08:56,880Why didn't you call the police?!

99901:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,080- Can you just...? - Why do you never call the police?!

100001:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,280Well, it's no use now.

100101:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,760So you can't switch the bomb off?!

100201:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,520You can't switch the bomb off and you didn't call the police!

1003

01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,600Go, John. Go now!

100401:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,480There's no point now, is there, because there's not enough time

100501:09:14,480 --> 01:09:17,040to get away and if we don't do this, other people will die!

100601:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,560SHERLOCK SIGHS

100701:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,720Mind palace!

100801:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,480- Hmm? - Use your mind palace!

100901:09:24,480 --> 01:09:25,800How will that help?

101001:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,720You've salted away every fact under the sun!

101101:09:27,720 --> 01:09:31,440- And you think I've just got "how to defuse a bomb" tucked away in there somewhere?! - Yes!

101201:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,600Maybe.

101301:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,400Think!

101401:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,960Think, please think.

101501:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,400Think!

101601:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,480I can't!

101701:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,960

Oh, my God!

101801:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,200This is it.

101901:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,560Um, er...

102001:10:03,560 --> 01:10:04,760SHERLOCK BREATHES HEAVILY

102101:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,600Oh, my God!

102201:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,680Turn that off. Oh, God!

102301:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,080Er, um, er...

102401:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,960I'm sorry.

102501:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,280What?

102601:10:23,400 --> 01:10:27,240I can't, I can't do it, John.

102701:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,400I don't know how.

102801:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,080Forgive me.

102901:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,360What?!

103001:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,080Please, John, forgive me,

103101:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,360for all the hurt that I caused you.

103201:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,280

- No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick. - No.

103301:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,840Another one of your bloody tricks.

103401:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,280- No. - You're just trying to make me say something nice.

103501:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,640Not this time.

103601:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,920It's just to make you look good even though you've behaved like...

103701:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,640I wanted you not to be dead.

103801:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,640Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.

103901:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,440If I hadn't come back, you wouldn't be standing there and...

104001:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,120..you'd still have a future, with Mary.

104101:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,000Yeah, I know.

104201:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,400Look, I find it difficult. I find it difficult, this sort of stuff.

104301:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,760I know.

104401:11:39,320 --> 01:11:43,120You were the best and the wisest man that I have ever known.

104501:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,080Yes, of course I forgive you.

104601:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,400The criminal network Moriarty headed was vast.

104701:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,600Its roots were everywhere, like a cancer, so we came up with a plan.

104801:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,760Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.

104901:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,440Moriarty, in turn, gave us hints,

105001:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,000just hints as to the extent of his web.

105101:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,920We let him go, because it was important to let him believe

105201:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,480he had the upper hand.

105301:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,320And then, I sat back and watched Moriarty

105401:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,920destroy my reputation, bit by bit.

105501:12:30,920 --> 01:12:34,000I had to make him believe he'd beaten me,

105601:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,720utterly defeated me, and then he'd show his hand.

105701:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,600There were 13 likely scenarios once we were up on that roof.

105801:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,280Each of them were rigorously worked out and given a code name.

105901:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,040It wasn't just my reputation that Moriarty needed to bury.

106001:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,600I had to die.

106101:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,200Sherlock!

106201:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,760You can have me arrested, you can torture me,

106301:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,880you can do anything you like with me,

106401:12:56,880 --> 01:13:00,520but nothing's going to prevent them from pulling the trigger.

106501:13:00,520 --> 01:13:04,520Your only three friends in the world will die, unless...

106601:13:04,520 --> 01:13:07,400Unless I kill myself and complete your story.

106701:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,320You've got to admit that's sexier.

106801:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,960'But the one thing I didn't anticipate was just how far

106901:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,800'Moriarty was prepared to go. I suppose that was obvious,

107001:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,240'given our first meeting at the swimming pool.

107101:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,440'His death wish.'

107201:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,520Argh!

107301:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,600GUNSHOT

107401:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,680'I knew I didn't have long.

107501:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,560'I contacted my brother, set the wheels in motion.

107601:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,680'And then everyone got to work.'

107701:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,400'It's a trick.'

107801:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,240'It's just a magic trick.'

107901:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,440'All right, stop it now.'

108001:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,360'Now, stay exactly where you are.'

108101:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,320'Don't move!'

108201:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,880All right.

108301:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,200Keep your eyes fixed on me.

108401:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,000Please, will you do this for me?

108501:14:49,240 --> 01:14:52,840'It was vital that John stayed just where I'd put him

108601:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,680'and that way his view was blocked by the ambulance station.'

108701:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,240Sherlock!

108801:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,160'I needed to hit the air-bag,

108901:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,040'which I did.

109001:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,720'Speed was paramount.

109101:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,840'The air-bag needed to be got out of the way

109201:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,400'just as John cleared the station.

109301:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,840'But we needed him to see a body.

109401:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,400'That's where Molly came in.

109501:15:24,400 --> 01:15:28,360'Like figures on a weather clock, we went one way, John went the other.

109601:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,560'Then, our well-timed cyclist...'

109701:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,720'..put John briefly out of action,

109801:15:36,720 --> 01:15:40,440'giving me time to switch places with the corpse on the pavement.

109901:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,560'The rest was just window dressing.'

110001:15:56,640 --> 01:16:01,600'And one final touch, a squash ball under the armpit.

110101:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,080'Apply enough pressure and it momentarily cuts off the pulse.'

110201:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,040Let me come through, please!

110301:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,600- It's all right... - No, he's my friend.

110401:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,840- It's all right. - No, he's my friend.

110501:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,440- It's all right, it's all right... - He's my friend, please.

1106

01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,440Everything was anticipated, every eventuality allowed for.

110701:16:34,440 --> 01:16:37,080It worked perfectly.

110801:16:37,080 --> 01:16:41,080Molly. Molly Hooper? She was in on it?

110901:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,920Yes. You remember the little girl who was abducted by Moriarty?

111001:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,960SHE SCREAMS

111101:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,200Get out!

111201:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,080'You assumed she reacted like that because I was her kidnapper.'

111301:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,560But I deduced Moriarty must have found someone who looked

111401:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,240very like me to plant suspicion, and that that man, whoever he was,

111501:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,200had to be got out of the way as soon as his usefulness ended.

111601:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,480That meant there was a corpse in the morgue somewhere

111701:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,640that looked just like me.

111801:17:02,640 --> 01:17:03,920Clever.

111901:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,800Molly found the body, faked the records

112001:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,240and I provided the other coat.

1121

01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:08,800I've got lots of coats.

112201:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,600What about the sniper aiming at John?

112301:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,160Mycroft's men intervened before he could take the shot.

112401:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,680He was invited to reconsider.

112501:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,600TELEPHONE RINGS

112601:17:16,600 --> 01:17:17,720Is it done?

112701:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,560Good.

112801:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,960And your homeless network?

112901:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,360As I explained, the whole street was closed off.

113001:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,360Like a scene from a play.

113101:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,080Neat, don't you think?

113201:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,760Hmm...

113301:17:34,760 --> 01:17:36,360What?

113401:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,960Not the way I'd have done it.

113501:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,320Oh, really?

1136

01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,480- No, I'm not saying it's not clever, but... - What?

113701:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,440Bit...disappointed.

113801:17:48,440 --> 01:17:52,320Oh. Everyone's a critic. Anyway, that's not why I came.

113901:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,040- No? - No, I think you know why I'm here, Phillip.

114001:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,920"How I Did It, by Jack the Ripper?"

114101:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,120Didn't you think it was intriguing?

114201:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,560Lurid. A case so sensational you hoped I'd be interested.

114301:18:06,560 --> 01:18:10,280But you overdid it, Phillip. You and your little fan-club.

114401:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,320I just couldn't live with myself, knowing that I'd driven you to...

114501:18:13,320 --> 01:18:18,520But you didn't. You were always right, I wasn't dead.

114601:18:18,520 --> 01:18:22,520No. No, and everything's OK now, isn't it?

114701:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,120- Yeah. - Yeah.

114801:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,400Though of course you've wasted police time.

114901:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,280Perverted the course of justice.

115001:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,160

Risked distracting me from a massive terrorist assault that could have

115101:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,040both destroyed Parliament and caused the death of hundreds of people.

115201:18:37,040 --> 01:18:40,000Oh, God! Oh, God, I'm sorry, Sherlock!

115301:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,800- I'm so sorry. - HE CRIES

115401:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,760Hang on.

115501:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,800That doesn't make sense.

115601:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,320How could you be sure John would stand on that exact spot?

115701:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,680I mean, what if he'd moved?

115801:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,480And...how did you do it all so quickly?

115901:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,840What if the bike hadn't hit him?

116001:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,040And anyway, why are you telling me all this?

116101:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,240HE CHUCKLES

116201:19:05,240 --> 01:19:09,160If you'd pulled that off, I'm the last person you'd tell the truth to!

116301:19:14,240 --> 01:19:17,360Sherlock Holmes!

116401:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,680SHERLOCK GIGGLES

1165

01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,800- You... - Oh, your face!

116601:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,160- ..utter... - Your face!

116701:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,280You!

116801:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,440- Totally had you! - You cock!

116901:20:12,440 --> 01:20:15,920- I knew it! I knew it! You... - Oh, those things you said, such sweet things.

117001:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,400- I never knew you cared. - I will, I'll kill you if you ever breathe a word of this...

117101:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,040- Scout's honour. - ..to anyone! You knew!

117201:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,720You knew how to turn it off!

117301:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,120There's an off switch.

117401:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,160There's always an off switch.

117501:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,440Terrorists can get into all sorts of problems

117601:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,000unless there's an off switch.

117701:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,680- So why did you let me go through all that?! - I didn't lie altogether.

117801:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,200

I've absolutely no idea how to turn any of these silly little lights off.

117901:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,000SHERLOCK GIGGLES

118001:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,560NOISE FROM WALKIE TALKIES

118101:20:41,560 --> 01:20:45,400- And you did call the police? - Of course I called the police.

118201:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,280I'm definitely going to kill you!

118301:20:47,280 --> 01:20:51,120Oh, please. Killing me, that's so two years ago.

118401:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,560SHERLOCK LAUGHS

118501:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,320GUN COCKS

118601:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,000MUSIC: "Do You Hear The People Sing" from Les Miserables

118701:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,520- MYCROFT: - 'Sherlock, please, I beg of you.

118801:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,160'You can take over at the interval.'

118901:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,520Oh, I'm sorry, brother dear, but you made a promise.

119001:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,120Nothing I can do to help.

119101:21:40,120 --> 01:21:43,120'But you don't understand the pain of it, the horror.'

119201:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,080Come on, you'll have to go down, they want the story.

119301:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,240In a minute.

119401:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,400I'm really pleased, Mary. Have you set a date?

119501:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,760- Well, we thought May. - Ah, a spring wedding. - Yeah.

119601:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,800- Well, once we've actually got engaged. - Yeah.

119701:21:58,800 --> 01:22:02,200- We were interrupted last time. - Yeah. - Well, I can't wait.

119801:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,320You will be there, Sherlock?

119901:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,320Weddings, not really my thing.

120001:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,400- Hello, everyone. - Hello, Molly.

120101:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,560- This is Tom. Tom, this is everyone. - Hi.

120201:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,920- Hi. - It's really nice to meet you all. Hi.

120301:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,920Wow! Yeah, hi, I'm John, good to meet you.

120401:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,080- Ready? - Ready.

120501:22:23,120 --> 01:22:24,440Champagne?

120601:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,120Yes.

120701:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,360Thanks.

120801:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,640Thank you.

120901:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,400- Sit down, love. - Oh, thanks.

121001:22:41,400 --> 01:22:42,560So um...

121101:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,760Is it serious, you two?

121201:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,320Yeah. I've moved on.

121301:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,120Did you...?

121401:22:52,120 --> 01:22:54,480- I'm not saying a word. - No, best not.

121501:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,920- But I'm still waiting. - Hmm?

121601:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,120Why did they try and kill me?

121701:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,840If they knew you were onto them, why come after me?

121801:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,480Put me in a bonfire?

121901:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,800I don't know. I don't like not knowing.

122001:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,320Unlike the nicely embellished fictions on your blog, John,

122101:23:12,320 --> 01:23:14,400real life is rarely so neat.

122201:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,920I don't know who was behind all this, but I will find out,

122301:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,480I promise you.

122401:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,240Don't pretend you're not enjoying this.

122501:23:21,240 --> 01:23:24,960- Hmm? - Being back. Being a hero again.

122601:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,480- Don't be stupid. - You'd have to be an idiot not to see it.

122701:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,800- You love it. - Love what?

122801:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,520Being Sherlock Holmes.

122901:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,440I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

123001:23:36,880 --> 01:23:40,000Sherlock, you are going to tell me how you did it?

123101:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,880How you jumped off that building and survived?

123201:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,400You know my methods, John, I am known to be indestructible.

123301:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,880No, but seriously.

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01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,600When you were dead, I went to your grave.

123501:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,040I should hope so.

123601:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,360I made a little speech.

123701:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,520I actually spoke to you.

123801:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,320I know. I was there.

123901:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,280I asked you for one more miracle.

124001:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,400I asked you to stop being dead.

124101:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,200I heard you.

124201:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,800Anyway, time to go and be Sherlock Holmes.

124301:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,480CAMERAS SNAP

124401:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,000SHERLOCK'S VOICE: 'John!'

124501:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,160- MARY'S VOICE: - 'John!'

124601:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,080'John!

124701:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,640'John!

124801:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,440'John!'