Sewer BoyFlush the Fourth

By Al Arcand

Page 1

Panel 1: In the Munchies restaurant Billy and Harry have just met David Eppson who thinks Harry is the long lost King Bubba. And that Billy is actually the "Sewer Boy" the most loyal and most powerful of King Bubba's old legion of knights.

Billy Save the Sewer?You're mistaken.

Panel 2: David smiles confidently. He knows what he's talking about. Or think he does.

David Heh.You'd say that.

Billy Seriously. I fell in here by accident.

Panel 3: David is throughly convinced that Billy and Harry will save the Sewer

David Exactly! That's what the Oracle said.

Billy But...

Panel 4: David is excited and doesn't really listen to Billy

David I know! Let's visit the Oracle!then we'll know for sure!

Panel 5: Billy is overwhelmed because people think he's some kind of super hero or something

Billy ...

Panel 6: Billy then remembers something

Billy Oh! I still have to pay for my food!

Page 2

Panel 1: The Nose Lady smiles. When she smiles she doesn't look as much like someone who rip your arms out.

Nose Lady No worries.It's on the house.

Panel 2: David places some coins on the register counter of Munchies

David Nah, I got it!

Panel 3: Billy whispers to Harry and away from David and the others.

Billy Dude, what are we gonna do?

Harry It's all cool.Just go withthe flow.

Panel 4: Billy and Harry are still whispering however David in the distant background interrupts them

Billy Easy for you to say.They think you're a King...

David Hey! C'mon!Hurry up.

Panel 5: David holds the door open to outside Munchies while Billy and Harry jog towards David. Harry is faster.

Harry So are the crazy crocsreally all that bad?

Panel 6: David has a very quizzical look on his face as if someone just asked "Are the Nazis all that bad?"

David All that bad?They demolished"Sludging".

Harry Sludging?

Page 3

Panel 1: Billy, Harry, and David walk as they talk (done for pretty much the entire page)

David My home town.Did you guys getamnesia or what?

Billy Uh...maybe?

Panel 2: Billy talks to Harry while David thinks to himself for a brief moment

Billy What's amnesia?

Harry I dunno but I think my momsays it keeps her regular.

David How should I explain...

Panel 3: David explains some back story for the comic

David Ok before you two left the Sewerthere was the Sewer Kingdom.Afterwards, it was divided into 4 major cities:

Sewerville, Flushing Meadows, Pipeing, and Sludging.

Panel 4: David speaks coldly he is turned faced towards the reader looking behind himself.In front of him is a man talking on a cellphone.

David Sludging is my hometown.Or I should really say "was".The crazy crocs destroyed it.

Page 4

Panel 1: David accidentally bumps into the guy talking on his cellphone. The guy wears flowing robes and looks important.

David Sorry

Panel 2: The guy wearing flow robes whose name is Lord Vladimir looks insult

Lord Vladimir Watch where your going.

Panel 3: David bows but Lord Vladimir briskly walks past him

David I humbly apologize...

Lord Vladimir I'm very busy!

Panel 4: Billy already doesn't like Lord Vladimir. Billy watches Lord Vladimir walk off like he's hot stuff.

Billy So who's the moron?

David That's Lord Vladimir. He's in charge of Sewerville.There are two more like him in the other two towns.They are Lord Razzmatazz and Lord Leningen

Panel 5: Billy is focused on Lord Vladimir. The panel is focused on Billy and Lord Vladimir. Billy is seen from a rear 3/4th over the shoulder view and Lord Vladimir is seen from directly behind from a distance.

David (OP) Don't worry about him.With King Bubba backhe's out of office.

Panel 6 and Panel 7: Panel 6 shows Lord Vladimir looking back slightly staring at Billy. and panel 7 shows Billy looking back staring at Lord Vladimir. It's the kind of scene I like to call the "Stare down Showdown".

Panel 8: Shows a profile view of Lord Vladimir, David, Harry, and Billy.

Lord Vladimir I can't believe I didn't even notice.You must be King Bubba and the Sewer Boy.

Page 5

Panel 1: Lord Vladimir has a very smug, very arrogant, and very pompous look on his face

Panel 2: Billy looks at Lord Vladimir as if he knows Lord Vladimir is scum.

Billy That's what they say

Panel 3: Lord Vladimir chuckles to himself in a very mocking tone as he turns around

Lord Vladimir Hmph

Panel 4: Shows Lord Vladimir walking away

Page 6-7

Panels 1-8: The scene changes to the crazy croc's headquarters. The crazy croc headquarters is situated on a marshy island with tall elephant grass. There is a muddy moat that surrounds the actual headquarters. The island is cone shaped and then the center dips in like a volcano (though it's not a volcano) where the actual headquarters are. It's a bit less thangentle slope up the island to the headquarters. Surrounding the island is the Cold Blood Sea which is vast in size.The Cold Blood Sea is pitch black in color but gets lighter and more bluish as it reaches shore. The headquarters itselfis shaped as following. The entire headquarters is made out of unpolished stone so it has a very rough feel to it.Also moss and algae grows on the headquarters. The base of the headquarters is a giant sea tortoise with its fourlegs being the pillars that which support the entire headquarters. The main entrance is the Tortoise's open mouth.(There is a secret entrance below the tortoise) On top of the tortoise base is the Statue-Castle of the Crazy Croc LeaderLord Coldcuts. The Statue-Castle (which is immensely huge) is Lord Coldcuts poised with two broad swords aboutto strike. Extending from the Tortoise's Tail (or actually IS the Tortoise's tail) is a weird combo of a spear and a tail.The Tail of the Tortoise is being being biten by Lord Coldcut's Statue-Castle's Sideways Mouth showcasing sharp serrated teeth. The tail is so long it extends to the top of the Sewer. The entire thing is probably 5 times the size of theRoman Colosseum. Lord Coldcuts is dressed in medieval style battle armor. Aside from the main headquarters that are a few battle stations that dot the circumference of the moat. There are probably about 400 crazy crocs on the island.There are should be one large panel to show everything at once. This large panel will be a splash across both pages.Then there should be 7 smaller panels to show details. Lord Coldcuts and Lord Alaric one of his top guards himself speaks in captions over this scene

Lord Coldcuts (OP) Alaric where is Ahab?You were with him.

Alaric Yes, I was Lord Coldcuts...

Pages 8 and 9.

Panels 1-6: Shows the inside of the Statue-Castle of Lord Coldcuts. The entire place has a dungeon like feel to it.There are statues of Lord Coldcuts inside the Statue-Castle of various sizes. Lord Coldcuts is clearly full of himself.The last few panels should show Lord Coldcuts throne room where Lord Coldcuts speaks to Lord Alaric.Lord Coldcuts apparently knows Lord Ahab better than Lord Alaric. Note: Lord Coldcuts is the leaderof the Crazy Crocs however there are a few super strong crazy crocs (individually they are weaker than Lord Coldcuts)called the Umo. They are the top guards and warriors of Lord Coldcuts.

Lord Coldcuts Well then where is he?Our guest will be arriving soon.

Alaric I am aware of that, my Lord.However the only Ahab told me...

...Was that he had gone fishing.

Lord Coldcuts Hehe. Gone fishing, eh? Hehe

Page 10

Panel 1: Close up of a Porcupine-Fish Bank Teller. It looks like the Porcupine-Fish Harry met earlier in the previous "flushes"

Harry (OP) It's that fish again!

Panel 2: From the same view as Panel 1. The Porcupine fish looks into the panel at the reader and looks with disapproval

Mr. F.A Hayek How rude!

Panel 3: David talks to Harry as if he was a little kid. Billy finds this amusing

David You shouldn't point.

Harry Sorry...

Billy Hah. You're King andyou STILL get told.

Panel 4: The Porcupine Fish waits impatiently behind the desk. Like with Munchies there are humans and various hybridcreatures working in the bank.

Mr. F.A Hayek May I help you gentlemen?

Page 11

Panel 1: David talks to the porcupine fish while Billy and Harry argue in the background.

David Yeah. I'm here to make a withdrawal.

Harry Don't be jealous that I'm the King!

Billy Feh. Why would I jealous about that?

Panel 2: A name plate can be seen in front of the Porcupine Fish Bank Teller that reads "Fish Atherusrus Hayek". The Porcupine Fish Bank Teller's name is "Fish Atherusrus Hayek" (named after F.A Hayek the Economist)

Mr. F.A Hayek May I ask what the inquiry of your withdrawal is?

David Buy some supplies for my friends

Harry Cause I can do this!Royal Noogie Time!

Billy Hey! Quit it!

Panel 3: David smiles as he signs some kind of legal document release form. Billy and Harry are fighting in the background

Mr. F.A Hayek That's good to see you're making friends Mr. Eppson.

David HehJust call me David,Mr. F.A Hayek

Billy Eat Succession!

Harry The Union always wins!

Panel 4: Billy and Harry fighting is barely within view. The focus is on David and the Porcupine Fish F.A Hayek

F.A Hayek Are your friends from out of town

David You could say...

Panel 5: David turns around to tell Billy and Harry to stop fighting. They are about to punch each other.

David Quit it!

Billy/Harry in unison Sorry

Page 12

Panel 1: Shows a lone soap bar lying on the tile floor of the bank

Panel 2: David is looking down at the ground in wonderment

David No way!

Panel 3: Close up of the soap bar. Engraved it reads "Tove"

David (OP) Where did you find that?

Panel 4: Billy shrugs in response

Billy It was the soap bar I usedto kill the crazy crocs.

David Do you have any idea what it isor even how much it's worth.

Panel 5: Neither Billy nor Harry know

Billy Nope

Harry Nada

Panel 6: David explains what the soap bar is and of course Billy and Harry don't care.

David It's one of the 7 rare soap bars!Together they make the Sword of King Bubba! No greater weapon is known to exist.

Harry Oh. That's cool. I guess.

Billy Yeah. It's cool... Yeah.

Panel 7 Billy and Harry get super excited when they learn the soap bar is worth a lot of money

David It's worth an infinite amount of money.

Billy and Harry in joyous unison AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!

Page 13

Panel 1: The scene changes to Spudsville Elementary School. Allie Levon is sitting at her desk probably looking off into space facing towards the reader. In the background Brian McGool ,Calvin O'Fisher, and Eddie Reddenbucker can be seen chatting up over some video game magazine.Brian McGool is referring to "Mortal Kombat" and Eddie Reddenbucker is referring to "Street Fighter". Calvin O'Fisher is referring to a RPG called "Rogue" it used text to create images.

Brian McGool "Combat" is the best.

Eddie Reddenbucker No way, dude. "Fighter" wins hands down.

Calvin O'Fisher Rogue has the best graphics.

Panel 2: Allie Levon turns her head away from the reader to talk to Brian, Eddie, and Calvin

Allie Hey guys do you knowwhat happened to Billy and...

Panel 3: Before Brian, Eddie, or Calvin can answer Shannon McTimmons and Beverely Hills start teasing Allie

Shannon McTimmons Why do you care?Miss your boyfriend?

Beverely Hills Maybe he's cheating on you cause you're so ugly.

Panel 4: Allie is defensive but bad at coming up with comebacks. She isn't lying with what she says.

Allie That's not it.I was just curious...

Panel 5: Shannon and Beverely make fun of Allie and have fun with it

Beverely Why don't you at least have Billybuy you some better clothes?

Shannon Yeah did you rob a hobo or something?

Panel 6: Shannon and Beverly are closer to the reader as the reader has gone from the opposite side of them so we're near them and facing Allie. Beverely and Shannon are giggling and laughing gleefully. Allie feels really embarrassed right now and avoids eye contact at all.

Shannon/Beverely hee hee tee hee

Page 14

Panel 1: The scene changes back to the Sewerville Bank. Shows the outside of it.

Panel 2: Billy is signing what a lot of paper work. Legal documents

Billy So can you actually have aninfinite amount of money?

David Well. Sorta.

Panel 3: David explains what he means

David It's only endless as long as you're alive. After that Sewerville auctions off yourbelongings. And they always keep the bar.

Panel 4: Billy is a little disappointed. The porcupine fish F.A Hayek reassures Billy.

Billy They do? Phooey!

F.A Hayek We do it as a safety precaution.People would kill for that kind of money.

Panel 5: Billy accepts the credit card handed to him by the porcupine fish F.A Hayek. Harry is standing nearby

F.A Hayek Take this. It's a credit card only you can use.You can never go over your limit and canbe used to buy virtually anything.

Billy Thanks

Panel 6: Harry points at the porcupine fish F.A Hayek which upsets David

Harry I remember you now

David What did I just say!?

Page 15

Panel 1: Harry doesn't bother to listen to David and still points

Harry You were fishing not too long ago.

Panel 2 The porcupine fish F.A Hayek smiles with nostalgia

F.A Hayek Oh ho! You're mistakenThat's my cousin.

Panel 3: The scene changes to the lake that Harry had met the first porcupine fish who sure enough is fishing

F.A Hayek (OP) His name is Javichthys Mercury Keynes

Panel 4: Shows some bubbling in the water

F.A Hayek Though we just call him Mr. Keynes

Panel 5: the porcupine fish named Mr. Keynes thinks he's got a fish

Mr. Keynes Oh!

F. A Hayek (OP) He's a banker like me but heworks in Flushing Meadows.Over there they spend money likethere's no tomorrow.

Panel 6: Shows that the bubbling in the water was from a Crazy Croc and not just any crazy croc but Lord Ahab who has both eyes.

F.A Hayek (OP) Saving money is very important in this economy.

Billy (OP) But I have an infinite amount of money

Page 16

Panels 1-6: Mr. Keynes is excitingly luring in what he thinks is going to be the prize fish. The last panel Lord Ahab bursts out of the water.

Page 17

Panels 1 and 2: Mr Keynes is scared out of his wits when he sees Lord Ahab about to attack him from above. Seen from an aerial and worms eye view. Lord Ahab's shadow covers Mr. Keynes.

Page 18

Panel 1: Billy and Harry have their noses pressed against the glass of a big screen flat screen plasma TV store

Panel 2: David grabs Billy and Harry to drag them away from the TV store

David C'mon some other time

Panels 3-6: Shows stores related to school. "Billy Bob's Textbooks", "Protractors Plus...Crayons", "For Your Education".

Harry (OP) Jiga-what!?

Billy (OP) What do we need school supplies for?

David (OP) For school. What else?

Page 19

Panel 1: Shows David and Harry are carrying a bunch of bags while Harry (King Bubba) carries none

David If you're going to defeatthe crazy crocs you'llhave to learn things.

Billy But I didn't come to beat crazy crocs.I'm just trying to get outta here.

Panel 2: David responds to Billy. Billy and Harry listen. Everyone is walking in the meanwhile.

David Yeah, I know.

Panel 3: Billy was expecting David to be more upset

Billy Huh? You do?

Panel 4: David stops walking. Billy is talking to Harry. Shaddap=Shut up.

David Yeah why would a shrimp like you bethe one to defeat the Crazy Crocs?

Harry You mean Billy, right?

Billy (to Harry) Aw shaddap!

Panel 5: David begins to explain

David I didn't mean to insult.

Panel 6: David talks as if he is trying to remember something. Billy is a lit bit unnerved.

David But even the greatest warriorswere all killed by the Crazy Crocs.

Page 20

Panels 1-3: David explains how terrific and powerful the crazy crocs can be

David The last of the Sewerboyswas savagely murdered by the crazy croc king himself,Lord Coldcuts.

His leg was cut to the bone. That was tied to a horse. Need I say anything more?

Page 21

Panel 1: Billy and Harry shake their heads. They are now both scared and worried

Panel 2: Scene changes to the Lake where Mr. Keynes and Lord Ahab is. There is blood in the water

Panel 3: Shows the bloody fishing rod of Mr. Keynes. The fishing hook is missing.

Page 22

Panels 1-4: Shows various carnage of what once the body of Mr. Keynes now looking more like a jigsaw puzzle meets a grizzly detective drama. In the background Lord Ahab can be heard crying out in pain.

Lord Ahab ARRGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Page 23:

Panel 1: Lord Ahab has his claws over his right eye.

Lord Ahab Gggrrrrrr!

Panel 2: Lord Ahab rips the fishing hook along with his own right eye. Blood of course follows.

Lord Ahab Gaaahhhhh!!!

Panel 3: Lord Ahab exhales loudly because he is in a lot of pain

Lord Ahab Pant pant Pant

Panel 4: Shows a cute little bird on a tree branch (probably one of the few trees around)

Panel 5: Lord Ahab stares down at his own eye impaled on the fishing hook.

Lord Ahab ...That took longer than I expected. Now I'mgonna be late....

Panel 6: Shows the cute little bird again chirping happily

Panel 7: The bird gets impaled and killed by the fishing hook that Lord Ahab literally threw away

Page 24

Panel 1: Lord Ahab walks with one hand covering his empty right eye socket

Panel 2: Lord Ahab walks away from the reader and a trail of blood puddles come towards the reader.Nearby the reader is the dead cute bird that got impaled by a fishing hook. It's crystal clear the bird is dead.

Panel 3: Scene changes to Sewerville Mall where Billy, Harry, and David are at

Billy (OP) You mean you want me to fightthese crazy crocs and you don'teven think I CAN fight them!?

Panel 4: David is at the cashier buying more school supplies

David It's not so much I WANTyou to fight. It's you HAVE to.

Billy What do you mean?

Panel 5: Shows Billy and Harry's worried reaction shot to what David says

David (OP) The only way out of the Seweris inside the Crazy Croc headquarters...

Panel 6: Shows the Statue-Castle HQs of the Crazy Crocs

David (OP) So far everybody who's setfoot anywhere nearby was mutilated and killed.

The End.