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BEETLE BAILEY SNUFFY SMITH BORN LOSER HAGAR THE HORRIBLE BIG NATE FRANK & ERNEST BLONDIE HI AND LOIS Tuesday Evening September 27, 2011 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 WPTA/ABC Danc in g Wi th St a rs Da ncin g Wi th St ar s Bo dy of Pr oo f Lo ca l Ni ghtl in e Ji mmy Ki mmel Li ve WHIO/CBS NCI S NCIS: Los Angeles Unforgettable Local Late Sh ow Letterman Late WLIO/NBC The Biggest Loser Parenthood Local Tonight Show w/Leno Late Tuesday, September 27, 2011 The Herald Tomorrow’s Horoscope By Bernice Bede Osol Writer’s marriage on the rocks Dear Annie: I discovered that my 55-year-old husband of 35 years was texting, calling and receiving calls from a 27-year-old woman for a period of nine weeks. Sometimes there were 200 texts in a day. I’m pretty sure she was sexting him, but I can’t prove it. When I confronted him, I discovered he was also having breakfast, lunch and dinner with her and some- times going to her apart- ment for coffee. Even if there was no sex involved, it was wrong. I was sad, angry and devas- tated. We talked about it, and he mentioned some things he needed me to change, and I agreed. He says he never touched her and promised to stop contacting her altogether. Six months later, I found out she was still calling him. They also went shopping together, and she was seen in his car. He still says he didn’t do anything wrong because there was no sex. I am beside myself. I am living with a liar. I love my husband and want to stay married. He says the same, but how can we stay together when he won’t take responsibility for what he has done? My hus- band has always been the most honest person I know, so this is completely out of character for him. He’s also grossly overweight and bald. But he’s financially suc- cessful, and this woman has money problems. Please tell me how to get through to him. -- Want Her Out of Our Lives Dear Want: You assume that this woman is only interested in your bald, over- weight husband because of his money. You could be right. But he is interested in her for other reasons, and that is what you need to address. He is besotted and has no intention of leaving her alone. Even a temporary midlife crisis can damage your marriage permanently. Get some counseling -- with or without him -- and figure out your next step. Dear Annie: My friends and family believe I am wealthy and at times have asked for loans that are never repaid. I am generous with people and have given money when it matters -- once to get a family member into a treatment facility and another time to help some- one who needed to sell their home. My husband and I have saved and invested during our entire marriage, and I am continuing to do so in retire- ment. Now I have money challenges myself and really don’t want to loan money, nor do I enjoy talking about someone else’s financial problems. How can I tell people I don’t want to dis- cuss their bills and would rather have a different con- versation? -- Not Mrs. Gotrocks Dear Mrs.: By saying so and then changing the sub-  ject. It’s OK to tell them, “I wish I could help you, but I am no longer in a position to do so. How are the kids?” Dear Annie: Like “No Signature, Please,” I also grew up with an abusive father and a mother who allowed it to happen. I was in counsel- ing for many years, and one counselor put things into per- spective for me. He said I should think of my father as mentally ill. This attitude allowed us to remain in touch for the remainder of his life and per- mitted my children to have a great relationship with him -- one of the best gifts I could have given them. Dad passed away 20 years ago. I can now look back and say that I am glad I was able to forgive him. Now I am responsible for my elderly mother’s care. I sometimes have to remind myself that I am a better person because I am doing my best to protect her, although she never pro- tected me. -- Another No Signature, Please Dear Another: Bless you for choosing to take the high road. You have obviously become a stronger person because of it. Annie’s Mailbox is writ- ten by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy Sugar, longtime edi- tors of the Ann Landers column. Please e-mail your questions to anniesmail- [email protected], or write to: Annie’s Mailbox, c/o Creators Syndicate, 5777 W. Century Blvd., Ste. 700, Los Angeles, CA 90045. Annie’s Mailbox www.delphosherald.com WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28, 2011 If from time to time in the year ahead you get some very strong hunches regarding business or other serious matters, do not treat them with indifference. They will definitely be worthy of further investigatio n. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) -- Not only will companions appreciate your charisma, they will equally welcome your leadership qualities as well. No one will challenge the example you set or mess with your directives. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) -- Friends know that when you are told something in confidence no one will pry it from you. Someone who needs to vent will share private information with you that others won’t hear until much later. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) -- When involved in a group activity, be sure to make the rounds instead of singling out one person for special attention. Converse equally with one and all, and everything will go smoothly. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -- Capricorns can sometimes be extremely single-minded and standoffish or extremely outgoing when necessity demands. This could be one of those days when you’ll have to make a choice. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) -- If at all possible, seek endeavors that will enable you to utilize your imagination and creativity. It will encourage you to come up with some ideas that you’ll be proud of. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) -- It might look to others that you’re likely to take things at face value, but actually you won’t be easily deceived. Slick salespersons or con artists won’t find you to be an easy mark at all. ARIES (March 21-April 19) -- There is no excuse for ducking an important decision just because you think it’s overly tricky. If you don’t have the courage to render a judgment call now, you never will. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) --  It’s important to realize that details can be just as important as major factors when rendering a decision. Remember that each small part is essential to the making of the whole. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -- You’ll get far more out of being with companions who are young in spirit than you will spending time with somber fellows. It’ll be the youthful in mind who will help you feel young at heart. CANCER (June 21-July 22) -- It is so wonderful of you to be protective and cherishing of those you love, but be careful not to carry this too far. You must take care to leave your dear ones some breathing space. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) -- Your natural ability to read the character of others is exceptionally pronounced. However, a word of caution: Keep your critical evaluations to yourself. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -- One of your better virtues is your willingness to teach and share your knowledge with others. You could have some real gems of information that’ll save people money. Don’t hold back. COPYRIGHT 2011 UNITED FEATURE SYNDICATE, INC.

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BEETLE BAILEY

SNUFFY SMITH

BORN LOSER

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

BIG NATE

FRANK & ERNEST

GRIZZWELLS

PICKLES

BLONDIE

HI AND LOIS

Tuesday Evening September 27, 20118:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30

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WLIO/NBC The Biggest Loser Parenthood Local Tonight Show w/Leno Late

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 The Herald

Tomorrow’s

HoroscopeBy Bernice Bede Osol

Writer’s marriageon the rocks

Dear Annie: I discoveredthat my 55-year-old husbandof 35 years was texting,calling and receiving callsfrom a 27-year-old womanfor a period of nine weeks.Sometimes there were 200

texts in a day. I’m prettysure she was sexting him,but I can’t prove it.

When I confronted him,I discovered he was alsohaving breakfast, lunch anddinner with her and some-times going to her apart-ment for coffee. Even if there was no sexinvolved, it waswrong. I was sad,angry and devas-tated. We talkedabout it, and hementioned somethings he neededme to change, andI agreed. He says

he never touchedher and promisedto stop contactingher altogether.

Six monthslater, I found out she was stillcalling him. They also wentshopping together, and shewas seen in his car. He stillsays he didn’t do anythingwrong because there was nosex. I am beside myself. I amliving with a liar.

I love my husband andwant to stay married. Hesays the same, but how canwe stay together when hewon’t take responsibility forwhat he has done? My hus-

band has always been themost honest person I know,so this is completely out of character for him. He’s alsogrossly overweight and bald.But he’s financially suc-cessful, and this woman hasmoney problems.

Please tell me how to getthrough to him. -- Want HerOut of Our Lives

Dear Want: You assumethat this woman is onlyinterested in your bald, over-weight husband because of his money. You could beright. But he is interested inher for other reasons, andthat is what you need toaddress. He is besotted andhas no intention of leavingher alone. Even a temporarymidlife crisis can damageyour marriage permanently.Get some counseling -- withor without him -- and figureout your next step.

Dear Annie: My friendsand family believe I amwealthy and at times haveasked for loans that arenever repaid. I am generouswith people and have givenmoney when it matters --once to get a family memberinto a treatment facility andanother time to help some-one who needed to sell theirhome.

My husband and I havesaved and invested duringour entire marriage, and I amcontinuing to do so in retire-ment. Now I have moneychallenges myself and reallydon’t want to loan money,nor do I enjoy talking about

someone else’s financialproblems. How can I tellpeople I don’t want to dis-cuss their bills and wouldrather have a different con-versation? -- Not Mrs.Gotrocks

Dear Mrs.: By saying soand then changing the sub-  ject. It’s OK to tell them, “Iwish I could help you, but Iam no longer in a position todo so. How are the kids?”

Dear Annie: Like “NoSignature, Please,” I alsogrew up with an abusive

father and a motherwho allowed it tohappen.

I was in counsel-ing for many years,and one counselorput things into per-spective for me. Hesaid I should thinkof my father as

mentally ill. Thisattitude allowed usto remain in touchfor the remainderof his life and per-

mitted my children to have agreat relationship with him-- one of the best gifts Icould have given them.

Dad passed away 20 yearsago. I can now look back andsay that I am glad I was ableto forgive him. Now I amresponsible for my elderlymother’s care. I sometimeshave to remind myself that Iam a better person because Iam doing my best to protecther, although she never pro-

tected me. --Another No

Signature, PleaseDear Another: Bless you

for choosing to take the highroad. You have obviouslybecome a stronger personbecause of it.

Annie’s Mailbox is writ-ten by Kathy Mitchell andMarcy Sugar, longtime edi-tors of the Ann Landerscolumn. Please e-mail yourquestions to [email protected], or writeto: Annie’s Mailbox, c/oCreators Syndicate, 5777 W.Century Blvd., Ste. 700, LosAngeles, CA 90045.

Annie’s Mailbox

www.delphosherald.com

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28, 2011If from time to time in the year

ahead you get some very stronghunches regarding business or otherserious matters, do not treat them withindifference. They will definitely beworthy of further investigation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) -- Notonly will companions appreciate yourcharisma, they will equally welcomeyour leadership qualities as well. Noone will challenge the example youset or mess with your directives.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) --Friends know that when you are toldsomething in confidence no one willpry it from you. Someone who needsto vent will share private informationwith you that others won’t hear untilmuch later.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec.21) -- When involved in a groupactivity, be sure to make the roundsinstead of singling out one person forspecial attention. Converse equallywith one and all, and everything willgo smoothly.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.19) -- Capricorns can sometimesbe extremely single-minded andstandoffish or extremely outgoingwhen necessity demands. This couldbe one of those days when you’ll haveto make a choice.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19)-- If at all possible, seek endeavors

that will enable you to utilize yourimagination and creativity. It willencourage you to come up with someideas that you’ll be proud of.

PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)-- It might look to others that you’relikely to take things at face value, butactually you won’t be easily deceived.Slick salespersons or con artists won’tfind you to be an easy mark at all.

ARIES (March 21-April 19)-- There is no excuse for ducking animportant decision just because youthink it’s overly tricky. If you don’thave the courage to render a judgmentcall now, you never will.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -- It’s important to realize that detailscan be just as important as majorfactors when rendering a decision.Remember that each small part isessential to the making of the whole.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) --You’ll get far more out of being withcompanions who are young in spirit

than you will spending time withsomber fellows. It’ll be the youthfulin mind who will help you feel youngat heart.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) -- Itis so wonderful of you to be protectiveand cherishing of those you love, butbe careful not to carry this too far. Youmust take care to leave your dear onessome breathing space.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) -- Yournatural ability to read the character of others is exceptionally pronounced.However, a word of caution: Keepyour critical evaluations to yourself.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)-- One of your better virtues is yourwillingness to teach and share yourknowledge with others. You couldhave some real gems of informationthat’ll save people money. Don’t holdback.COPYRIGHT 2011 UNITED FEATURESYNDICATE, INC.