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Instructions:

First, your Scout Elf will print and cut out the printable.

They will fold the joke book according to the printable instructions and sit down to read some jokes, trying not to laugh out loud!

Materials:Color printerCard stock/paperPrintable ScissorsTape

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2.

Knock, Knock! Who’s There?

cut fold

HA HA

HAHA

HAHA

HAHA

HAHA

HAHAHA

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The

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ompa

ny. A

ll Rig

hts R

eser

ved.

Silly

Phr

ase

The [

adjec

tive]

[jo

b titl

e] at

th

e Nor

th P

ole o

nce

said,

“You

have

to

[ver

b] be

fore

you

can

[ver

b], a

nd if

you

do,

you

will f

eel s

o [e

motio

n]

that

your

[bod

y par

t] mi

ght [

verb

]!”

Chris

tmas

Cele

brat

ion

Did y

ou kn

ow?

[famo

us p

erso

n] is

re

ady t

o ha

ve th

e mos

t [ad

jectiv

e]

Chris

tmas

yet,

comp

lete w

ith

[nou

n], [

noun

] and

even

[plur

al no

un].

For d

inner

, the

y’re e

ven

plann

ing to

[ver

b] [f

ood]

and

[food

]. We

hope

you

have

a [a

djecti

ve] C

hrist

mas,

too!

Chris

tmas

Activ

ity

Chris

tmas

light

s are

so

[adje

ctive

]! To

night

, my

[plur

al no

un] a

nd I

will

[acti

on ve

rb] a

roun

d [p

lace]

look

ing at

all

the [

plura

l nou

n]. I

ho

pe to

see a

gian

t [n

oun]

! May

be yo

u ca

n go

look

at [n

oun]

too!

Chris

tmas

mea

l

In [n

umbe

r] da

ys, w

e’re h

aving

[a

djecti

ve] [

food

] for

a/an

[a

djecti

ve] d

inner

par

ty! [

Food

ite

m] ha

s alw

ays b

een m

y fav

orite

, bu

t this

year

, hav

ing a

mix o

f [a

djecti

ve] f

oods

will

be [w

ord t

o de

scrib

e foo

d]. W

hat [

adjec

tive]

dis

h will

you

bring

?

Treats for Santa

The best Christmas tradition is [-ing verb] cookies for Santa!

First, gather your [plural noun]. Ask your [family member] to turn on the [noun]. M

ix together [noun] and [noun]. Bake at [number] degrees. Santa

will [verb] them!

Decorating the tree

At the North Pole, we love [-ing verb] the Christmas tree! M

y favorite decoration is a [adjective] [noun]. I [verb] them all over the tree! It’s so much [adjective] to sit in front of the [noun] and watch the [-ing word] [plural noun].

On my way to the North Pole

Last night, on my way back to the North Pole, I saw a [adjective] [animal]. It was in the middle of a [type of habitat] in the top of a [noun]. I could hear it [-ing verb]. It was so [adjective]! I hope I [verb] it again!

New Clothes

Mrs. Claus has been busy making

[type of clothing] for all the elves! M

ine will be [color] and [color]. Best of all, it will be decorated with a [adjective]

[noun]. I’m going to wear it on my [part of the body]!

Toy T

estin

g

Elve

s are

[adje

ctive

] toy

teste

rs. W

e lov

e to

play w

ith [t

ype o

f toy

]! We

[a

ction

verb

] and

[acti

on ve

rb] t

hem

all o

ver t

he N

orth

Pol

e! Yo

u ca

n be

sure

ever

y [no

un] y

ou g

et fr

om

Sant

a has

been

teste

d by a

t lea

st

[num

ber]

elve

s!

Scou

t Elf

Train

ing

Ever

y [mo

nth o

f the

year

], Sc

out

Elve

s [ve

rb],

[ver

b] an

d [ve

rb] t

o st

ay st

rong

and [

adjec

tive]

. We

climb

[plur

al no

un] a

nd dr

ive [t

ype

of ve

hicle]

so w

e can

pre

pare

sc

enes

to m

ake y

ou [v

erb]

. Bein

g a

Scou

t Elf

is so

muc

h [ad

jectiv

e]!

HA HAHA

HA

HA HA HA

HA

HAHA

HAHAHA

Joke

Boo

kJo

ke B

ook

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The

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ved.

Sant

a Clau

s Jok

es

1. What

does

Mrs.

Claus

say t

o San

ta wh

en the

re ar

e clou

ds in

the sk

y?

a. It l

ooks

like i

t migh

t rain

, dear

.

2. Wh

at do

es Sa

nta us

e when

he

goes

ice fis

hing?

a. A N

orth

Pole.

3. Wh

y was

the el

f scar

ed of

Santa

?a.

Becau

se he

was c

laustr

opho

bic.

4. Wh

o wear

s red

and w

hite a

nd sa

ys,

“Oh,

oh, o

h?”

a. Sa

nta Cl

aus w

alking

backw

ards.

5. Wh

at kin

d of m

otorcy

cle do

esSa

nta ri

de?a.

A Holl

y Davi

dson.

6. Wh

at do

you c

all a

shark

dress

ed in

a red

and w

hite s

uit?

a. Sa

nta Ja

ws.

7. Ho

w do y

ou kn

ow Sa

nta is

good

at

kara

te?a.

Becau

se he

has a

black

belt.

8. Wh

o is S

anta’s

favo

rite r

ock an

d ro

ll sing

er?a.

Elfis P

resley

.

Elf J

okes

9. Wh

y were

the e

lves c

old on

Chris

tmas

morn

ing?

a. Be

cause

it was

Decem

brrr.

10. W

hat di

d the

docto

r give

the e

lf afte

r he

hurt

his le

g?a.

A can

dy ca

ne.

11. What do you call an elf who sings?a. A wrapper.

12. What do elves study in school?a. The elfabet.

13. What did the pancake say to the elf who was stuck?

a. Looks like you are in a sticky situation.

14. What do elves call funny jellybeans?a. Jollybeans.

15. Why did the elf stash his guitar in the fridge?

a. To get a cool sound.

16. What did the elf say to the mermaid?a. ‘Tis the sea-son.

Snowman/Snow Jokes

17. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?a. Frosty Flakes.

18. What medicine do snowmen take when they are feeling ill?

a. Chill pills.

19. Where do snowmen keep their money?a. In snowbanks.

20. What did the snowman say to the other snowman?a. You’re cool.

21. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

a. Frostbite.

Gen

eral

Chris

tmas

Jok

es

22. W

hy do

mum

mies l

ove Ch

ristm

as?a.

Becau

se the

y wra

p real

ly we

ll.

23. W

hat do

fish s

ing du

ring t

he ho

lidays

?a.

Chris

tmas

corals

.

24. W

hat is

a pa

ncake’

s favo

rite C

hristm

as car

ol?a.

You b

utter

watch

out; y

ou ba

tter n

ot cry

…pan

-cak

es ar

e com

ing to

town

.

25. W

hat di

d the

ginge

rbrea

d use

to ma

ke his

bed?

a. Co

okie

sheets

.

26. W

hat’s s

pecia

l abo

ut the

Chris

tmas

alpha

bet?

a. It h

as No

el.