Secrets of Inner Pieces by Dottie Waters

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A THOUGHT for every day. Repeat it outloud, then in a whisper. Allow the words toabsorb your subconscious. The truths will become

your own. Keep the book open & refer to it.

Then before you go to bed, repeat the thought.While falling asleep the words absorb their influ-ence into you. Let it be your consciousness.

Dottie


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S E C R E T S

One for Each Day of the Month


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Day 1 the Secret is

elf control,not scattering gremlinsbut making them into

your robots.


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Day 2 the Secret is

giving full tensionto everything

you break.


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Day 3 the Secret is

to live for the moment,releasing past and future intocycles of filth.


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Day 4 the Secret is

rubberized indifferencephysical pollutionmental castration.


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Day 6 the Secret is

containment,consciously holdingall your beer.


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Day 7 the Secret is

taking a piss,realizing that happiness isnot holding in.


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Day 8 the Secret is

accepting things as theywon't be,and thenacting insanely.


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Day 9 the Secret is

realizing that you canchange the world,but you cannot change

yourself.


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Day 10 the Secret is

cultivating marijuanaand shunning the companyof asexual bigots.


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be who you are.place yourself in the handsticking out of God's backside.relax.


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to kick a poodle,abhor a simple life,reducing your definitionof anal "necessities."


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doing whatyou want todeeply,dear.


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muddying up a clear conscience,remaining true to yourlowest ideals.


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kill war. worship the dolphin.suck succubuses dry.


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inflate inflatables withthe opposite of your breath.dig karma.bone pick your dharma.sit with your feet stickingstraight up in the air.


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get yourself a big mirror.be attracted to it.love yourself.buy a plastic life-size doll.do what you wish.

you'll do it anyway.


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be what you meant to be:dump flour on trees, nodump trees on flowers, nodump flowers on trees.pretend for one moment you area genius flower child.


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acceptingyour failures,and realizing

you can turn theminto cesspools.


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if you do everything I sayyou will say anything I do.


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practice everythingyour habits urge.


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practice grimacingwhen you scowl.


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giving head,and demandingsafe head.


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including othersin your thoughtsof peeing.


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sizzling potatoes,hotch-scotch aromas,never deliberately hurtingbland surprises.


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never workingwithanyone again.


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meditation, carcinogen,and incineration.


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raising your voicedirecting it to therain, then gargling atthe seat of higher screamingbetween your wetelbows.


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not binding yourself toyour faults nor hatingearthquakes,but claiming you're reallyall shook up.


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loving codand striving to be worthyof shrimp and squid.


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loving others partiallywith elfish motive.


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THIS BOOKLET OFFERS an alternativeto techniques of living. Typically, a work devotesa chapter or more to a concept, and draws themind into a vortex. Readers feel that the reason-ing is not for themselves, or relevant to theirlife. In this booklet, the reader supplies hisexplanations by experience. Concepts are suc-cinct and self-evident. These are repeated daily.Their rhythm penetrates restlessness and sinksroots. The sayings influence everything.


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Other Books by Dottie Waters

Secrets of Penis EnvySecrets of Sucking Ass

Secrets of Attracting and Fucking Corn DogsSecrets of Palpitation

Secrets of Mad OrationNegations and Curses

The Beats: Their FuckupsThe Art of Genital Support

Crises in Modern Backyards: Solutions to the Problem of Barbecue FightsThe Path: a Monetary Autobiography

Cities of Sin: What You Can Learn from Christian No-No's in Our TimeSanity For Dummies


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