Bromance

Scene 1. Location: Classroom. Day.

Nick and Joe are in a class room with other students, doing an exam.

NickAnyone got a Pen here, I lost mine

JoeYeah, I’ve got one for you Nick

NickLooks around

Anyone else?

Everyone else says no

NickGive it here

TeacherRight, exam starts now. Please be quiet or you’ll be in detention today.

Joe*gives pen to Nick*

Nick*realizes there’s something wrong*

Whispers, what you did to the pen!?

Joe(Hand gestures) Shhh

Nick(whispers) Oi

TeacherFirst Warning Nick!

JoeI thought I’d put glue on it so you wouldn’t lose it again.

NickWhat the hell!

Teacher: Right, Nick last warning. Out!

Joe Oh, sticky situation!

Teacher, right you too Joe.*Walks out with pen and paper stuck to hand*

Teacher See you boys for lunch time detention

Camera Fades

Scene 2. Location: Toilet. Day.

Joe is washing his hands in the toilets whilst he is talking to him self in the mirror

JoeWashing hands and looking in to the mirror

Nick is great! He’s so awesome, cool, amazing and wonderful I get to spend a whole 30 minutes with him. I hope I’m not dreaming!

Joe then dries hands

NickNick opens the door and bumps in to Joe as he exits the door

Watch it you faggot! Nick walks to the sink to wash his hands

JoeWhat ever you say, see you soon: P

Joe leaves through the door

NickLooks in the mirror

Urggh, god I hate Joe. What an absolute dick. He’s so pathetic, moaning about everything and he’s such a weirdo. Who does he think he is, my friend?

Camera Fades

Scene 3. Location: Classroom. Day.

The Camera Pans down to the teacher

TeacherLooking in to the camera

Right you two, I don’t want to be here…so I’ll come back before detention is over! So shut your mouths and be quite until then. The pub waits!

Teacher Leaves

Camera Pans from Nick to Joe

Medium Shot of Joe looking at Nick Thinking

Medium Shot of Nick doing his work

JoeStaring at Nick fidgeting

Hey are we okay?

NickLooks at Joe all confused

What?

JoeTsh

You and me (Hand gestures), are we okay?

NickStroking Face (To show doubt and lies)

Sure. (blunt and fast)

JoeYeah..there’s been like some tension between us, I just want to be sure….

NickWe’re fine (blunt and fast)

Looks down on paper

Joe

We’re goodNick

Looks up fastWe’re fine (blunt and slow)

Camera switches to Joe, Joe tutsh to show disregard

NickYou asked if we were okay and I said we’re fine, now you want to know if we’re good…

JoeYeah so this is what I mean….this kind of tension…. I just want to know….once and for all, if we’re awesome?

Nick(Calms down)

Can we talk about this after Detention or some other time?

JoeYeah sure…

(Joe is mumbling to him self)Can do Mr Roo.

NickNick mumbles a curse

JoeWhat?

NickI said all right…

JoeJoe is sat there mumbling to him self…

Tu…..if…

NickOh my god, if you’re going to say something just says it!

Joe Joe gets emotional

Well what I’m trying to say is that I won’t be able to do this work unless I know that we’re okay

NickWe’re cool okay

Joe Oh so now we’re “cool” okay!

NickYou asked

JoeWoah, now I’m getting mixed signals, what are you trying to say? If we’re good that’s fine….

NickI said we’ll talk about this later or after detention

Joe After detention! When is that? When is later? What do you mean later? That means never and will never get this sorted. and you’ll be pushing and pushing this away

Nick well it’s at 4:30 (nick gets defensive) and whoa, don’t accuse me of ‘pushing it away’

when you’re the one who brought it up.

JoeWait so if we can later, why can’t we talk now? Talk to me now? Why not now?

NickWe’re in detention, and I want to get this work done….

JoeBut you’re talking to me now, so tell me, how good do you think we are? Take my

money *throws a penny* and put it where your mouth is.

NickOuch, that just hit me! Look, first you ask me if we’re okay and I said we’re fine. Now

you’re asking how good we are? What do you want?

JoeDo you want to know what I think?

NickNo

JoeI think we’re terrible

NickMe to

JoeNo no, I was kidding. We’re perfect!Wait, me to? What do you mean…

Nick

Makes something upI was kidding…

JoeYeah..kidding hahha!Time to seal the deal

Joe gets up to hug Nick

NickNo

Joe is hugging Nick with Nicks Arm On Joes face

JoeI’m so great that we’re okay! Thank you for reassuring me

Nickstruggling with his hand on Joes faces pushing him away

Yeah…

JoeI love hugging you, I wish we could have done this before

NickGet off me!

Hurts Joe by pushing his head away

Joe Ouch I think you broke my neck by accident

Joe walks back to seatJoe

So we’re okay?

NickDude, shut the hell up, you’re such an annoying idiot. I’m busy doing

actual work, will you stop bothering me? You’re so pathetic, getting me in to this mess! I hate you so much, why

don’t you just go away and urggh! You attention seeking bitch.

JoeOh…so we’re kinda okay?

Cries and runs out of the door

NickOh damn, what did I do? I love Joe to bits, he’s one of my bestfriends

and I’ve just made him upset.

JoeOpens doorI heard that

NickFuck Off Joe