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Page 1: Saturday 23 September 2017— 3pm K.O. vs. Liverpool St Helens€¦ · Saturday 23 September 2017— 3pm K.O. vs. Liverpool St Helens Admission by Programme £5.00 Members £3.00

Saturday 23 September 2017— 3pm K.O.

vs. Liverpool St Helens

Admission by Programme £5.00 Members £3.00

Sunday 24 September 2017

U13’s v Hoylake—11 am. K.O.

U15’s v Hoylake—11 am. K.O.

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ANSELMIANS

RUGBY UNION FOOTBALL CLUB LTD

S E A S O N 2 0 1 7 – 2 0 1 8

Chairman Ravi Sibal 07921 0654888 [email protected]

Finance Director Neil Turner 07779 105388 n.turner@ blankstonesington.co.uk

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Commercial Director David Hunt 07525 731501 [email protected]

Director of Rugby Jamie Kimpton 07967 236448 [email protected]

Company Secretary Mark Whaley 07710 679654 mark_whaley@(scali.co.uk

Club Secretary Lucy Hopwood 07500 201561 [email protected]

Treasurer Paul Fleming 07710 495463 [email protected]

Club Steward Guy Frew 07815 130640 [email protected]

Welfare Officer Peter Grady 07772 912210 [email protected]

Merchandise Officer John Thomas 07739 219272 [email protected]

Merchandise Officer Sam O’Connor 07793 259865 [email protected]

200 Club Secretary Jason Abbot 07770 398447 jason@proac(vepropertyuk.com

County Rep / RFU Ticket Secretary Davis Wilde 0151 334 3750

House Secretary Richard Kimpton 07966 205935 [email protected]

Ground Secretary Geraint Jones 07758 800580 [email protected]

Medical Officer Dr David Price 07711 912226

Fixtures & Membership Tony McArdle 07808 168976 [email protected]

Programme / NewsleMer Editor Jim McKenzie 07854 005433 [email protected]

RCODP QRSRO:Q:S< Club Captain Nick Hearn 07846 480766 [email protected]

Crusaders Captain

Mavericks Captain Andy Smith 07949 629047 [email protected]

1st Team Manager Andy O’Connor 07793 259865 [email protected]

Crusaders Manager Neil Redfearn 07745 590367 [email protected]

Mavericks Manager Tim Woodward 07972 236956 [email protected]

Head Coach Andy McKinney 07557 748753 [email protected]

Senior Squad Coach Andy Powell 07850 215772 [email protected]

Senior Squad Coach Paul Kay 07515 697411 [email protected]

Head of Junior Rugby Dan Arnold 07968 484949 [email protected]

Senior Colts Head Coach Sean Nolan 07827 948894 seannolan@b(nternet.com

Senior Colts Coach Ian Braithwaite 07714 147669 ianbraithwaite@(scali.co.uk

Senior Colts Coach Del Alderson 07762 834496 s.oneil511@b(nternet.com

Senior Colts Manager John Thomas 07739 219272 [email protected]

Anselmians Rugby Union Football Club Ltd—A Private Company Limited by Guarantee

Malone Field—Eastham Village Road—Eastham-Wirral– Cheshire-CH62 0BJ

0151 327 1613—www.pitchero.com/clubs/anselmiansrufc

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About Anselmians

Old Anselmians

Rugby Union

Football Club

was created when a

group of Old Boys of

St. Anselm’s College

got together a5er

the Second World

War through a

shared love of rugby.

Early playing facili(es and

ameni(es were primi(ve

and it wasn’t un(l the mid-

1950s that the club

relocated to its present

home here in Eastham

village.

Since 1947, the club has

produced a number of quality

rugby players. Aus(n Healey

would go on to win fi4y one

England caps and tour with

the Bri(sh and Irish Lions. In

the 1995-96 Five Na(ons

compe((on, Chris(an

Saverimu9o was capped

three (mes for Ireland.

More recently, in 2002, Ben

Johnston, the No<ngham

player/coach, was capped

twice by England, whilst Chris

Pilgrim, has played for

Newcastle Falcons, Yorkshire

Carnegie and the Barbarians.

And, of course, erstwhile

coach, Simon Mason, who

was also capped three (mes

by Ireland in the 1995-96 Five

Na(ons compe((on.

With the advent of first merit

tables and, now, league rugby,

many of our tradi(onal fixtures

have lapsed. The “Old” was

dropped from the name and

“Anselmians” 1st XV now

compete in the South

Lancashire/Cheshire Division

One. The 2nd (Crusaders) and

3rd (Mavericks) XVs play in

Division 3 South and Division 5

West, and the thriving mini and

junior sec(on is the envy of

many clubs.

Ravi Sibal recently became club

chairman with a specific brief to

prepare the club for the next

chapter in its history. Two key

elements to the club’s plans are

the development of younger

players and the building of a

new clubhouse which will set

the club on course to fulfil its

ambi(on of becoming the

premier spor(ng/social club in

Wirral and West Cheshire.

Anselmians remains a

friendly and forward

thinking club true to the

vision of those young men

who began it all with the

simple wish:

“to play rugby with a smile.”

Our Founding Players

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What a start we have had on

the field, we have had a great

start for the 1st XV with wins

at Southport and Tyldesley

and the Mavericks being

unbeaten with 4 wins!!

We are playing a great style of

rugby this season with open

running and playing with the

ball in hand.

It’s great to see the impact of

our new coaching set up and

the revitalised club spirit. We

are seeing an injec(on of new

players and returning players

helping create more strength in

depth in the club.

We are also welcoming a new

side at the club, we launch our

full contact senior women’s

side on the 2nd October. We

are looking to build this up with

leadership from Mel Chapman.

Off the field we have been

making great progress with the

development of the Rugby

Ambassador community,

leading the charge for juniors

recruitment and development

of the management side of the

junior sec(on.

We have also welcomed

onboard a new sponsor for the

3rd team ‘PILZ’ who are kit

sponsors for the current

season.

Ravi Sibal

Club Chairman

Chairman’s Notes

Club Chairman—Ravi Sibal

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LSH have started the season well

and sit at the top of the league

having won 3 from 3 and taken a

winning bonus point in all games .

Andy Northey has them on point and we

will have to keep a close eye on the

impressive wingers Romano & Mcbride who

are scoring tries for fun , the la9er crossing

for a hat-trick last week against the Medics

of Manchester . Livewire skipper Darren

Wilson will also need watching closely as

most of the good LSH work sees him

involved .

Following a decent home win against

Tyldesley, Saints came up short last week

away at West Park and will need to protect

the ball be9er today .Andy makes several

changes to the team today through injury

and unavailability . Jack Richards comes

back into the front row along side skipper

Nick Hearn at hooker whilst Lewis Keen

retains his place in the front row . Ant Evans

comes back into the back row following work

du(es whilst Dan Meredith gets his first start of

the season at 9 . Adam Bramall starts on the

wing and Iain Taylor resumes at 15. We

welcome newcomer Stu Costello into the

squad who joins Saints from Leodensians ,

having also played at Otley and Morley, he

brings experience and compe((on into the

back row posi(ons .

The Crusaders(2nd

xv) posted a great score last

week against Congleton and are now beginning

to show they belong in Div 3 south , This week

Neil & Alan take The Crusaders over to play LSH

of all teams so it should prove to be a great

game as both teams are locked together in the

league .

Tim and The Mavericks remain unbeaten and

sit at the summit of Div 5 West .This week they

make the short trip to face Prenton in a local

derby .

The senior colts have done excellently winning

their last 2 games against Li9leborough at

home and Winnington Park away and this week

travel to face West Park . Sean deserves a lot

of credit for keeping this squad together and

fielding a compe((ve team .

Good luck to all Saints teams this weekend . A

big thank you to all of our sponsors and

volunteers . Please be loud and fair in your

support of all Saints teams , with respect for

our opposiYon and match day referee .

A w a r m A n s e l m i a n s w e l c o m e t o t h e p l a y e r s , o f f i c i a l s a n d

s u p p o r t e r s o f t h e L i v e r p o o l S t H e l e n s t e a m .

Director of Rugby — Jamie Kimpton

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This Week’s South Lancs / Cheshire One Fixtures

THIS WEEK’S QUIZ

So You Think You Know Your Rugby?

1. Who will England play in the three Autumn International matches in November 2017?

2. The Women’s World Cup final played in August in Belfast saw New Zealand beat England 41-32, but what are their respective nicknames?

3. Which player, who chose to withdraw from the summer’s British & Irish Lions tour, has just produced his autobiography, “Wrecking Ball”?

4. Which two Premiership sides played in the Talen Energy Stadium in Philadelphia last weekend?

5. Which two Lions and England team-mates were involved in an angry flare-up last Sunday in a Premiership fixture?

Div. 3 South — Crusaders away to Liverpool St Helens 2’s

Div. 5 West — Mavericks away to Prenton 3’s

Support the Senior Colts Away Tomorrow

vs West Park (St Helens) —14.00 K.O.

Answers later in programme

Anselmians - Liverpool St Helens

Bowdon - New Brighton

Broughton Park - Glossop

Leigh - Hoylake

Manchester Medics - Sefton

Southport - West Park (St Helens)

Tyldesley - Widnes

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Squad & Appearances - Season 2017-18

Player Position Height Weight App Try Con Pen DG Tot Y R

Jon Armstrong Wing 6’3” 98kg 2 1 5

John Bentham 2nd

Row 6’3” 115kg 1

Adam Bramhall Wing 5’11” 84kg 1

Sam Bramhall Wing 6’1” 87kg

Matt Brookes No.9 6’1” 90kg 1

Joe Carew Flanker 6’2” 95kg 2

John Clarke 2nd

Row 6’2” 94kg 3 2 10

Campbell Clayton Wing 5’11” 98kg 3 1

Andy Cummings No.10 6’1” 89kg 4 1 1 7

Connor Clayton Hooker 5’10” 95kg 1

Ant Evans Flanker 6’2” 95kg 1

2nd

Row 6’$” 120kg 3 Kellum Friday

DOB

20/12

1993

16/04

1980

06/05

1993

03/06

1990

28/09

1993

24/05

1990

03/10

1996

17/03

1996

03/07

1991

07/09

1977

09/06

1984

Tom Gilbert Flanker 04/05

1993 6’2” 94kg 4

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Squad & Appearances — Season 2017-18

Player Position DOB Height Weight App Try Con Pen DG Tot Y R

Nick Hearn (C) Flanker 13/12

1992 6’0” 95kg 4

Charlie Hough Centre 20/10

1991 6’5” 110kgs 3 1 5

Kris Lewis Centre 27/11

1996 6’0” 105kg

Josh Jones 2nd

Row

11/12

1989 6’4” 110kg 3

Lewis Keen Prop 27/11

1996 6’0” 105kg 1

Nick Lamming Flanker 25/01

1990 5’10” 96kg 4 1 5

Alex Liddell Hooker 22/03

1994 6’0” 111kg 4

Oli Loveday No.10 03/03

1993 5’11” 80kg

Dan Meredith No.9 21/06

1993 6’3” 90kg 2 1 2

Jon Oates 2nd

Row

08/12

1989 6’2” 103kg 1

Mark Petterson Full

Back

07/06

1986 6’2” 100kg 1

Tom Price Wing 04/04

1994 5’10” 85kg

Mario Quitadamo Prop 01/06

1990 6’2” 111kg 3

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Squad & Appearances — Season 2017-18

Player Position DOB Height Weight App Try Con Pen DG Tot Y R

Jack Richards Prop 18/06

1992 6’3” 107kg 2

Sam Russell Centre 26/06

1992 6’0” 120kg 3 1 5 2 1

Ben Sadler No.10 07/10

1994 6’1” 78kgs 2

Liam Sadler 9/12 26/04

1991 6’0” 90kg 4 1 5

Harry Southern 9/11 27/02

1997 5’8” 70kg 3

Matt Spencer No.8 15/04

1994 6’3” 115kg 2

Iain Taylor Full Back 18/04

1995 6’0” 88kg 3 3 4 5 37

Matt Thornton Hooker 25/03

1996 5’10” 90kg

Alex Williams Hooker 10/01

1997 5’10” 107kg 2 1

Andy McKinney Head

Coach

Andy Powell Forwards

Coach

Andy O’Connor Team

Manager

Katie Crowley Physio

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Despite the torren>al rain earlier

that day, the 1st XV pitch at

Malone Field looked at its glorious

best. Buoyed by their victory the previous

Saturday, Tyldesley arrived to meet an

Anselmian side confident a4er the heroics

at Southport.

It was Tyldesley who had the be9er of the

early exchanges with their lively half-backs

sniping at the Saints’ fringe defence. Scrum-

half Ma9 Soulsby and, increasingly, stand-

off and captain, Mark Dickinson, explored

the blind side to good effect and

established a Tyldesley presence in the

Anselmian 22. Dickinson, normally a centre,

went close before he bullocked over to give

the visitors a deserved early lead at 12

minutes. The conversion was difficult, but

full-back Paul Mar(n miscued his kick. 5-0.

From the restart, Saints tried to establish a

pa9ern and, in throwing the ball wide,

gi4ed speedy Tyldesley wing Jack

Fitzpatrick an intercep(on. Luckily for

Anselmians, referee Edmonds blew for a

penalty on the Tyldesley ten metre line, but

Saints’ full-back Iain Taylor sent it wide of

the right hand post. The visitors con(nued

to impress and, from another Anselmian

infringement, a quick tap penalty produced

intense Tyldesley pressure only relieved by

a knock-on. It would be the first of several

Anselmian escapes. As last week, it was the

Anselmian forwards who had to work the

hardest. Prominent in the rear-guard ac(on

were Captain Nick Hearn, playing at No. 8,

and the increasingly influen(al Nick

Lamming.

A long, specula(ve clearance from

Dickinson and some intricate passing

provided wing Kirkpatrick with an

opportunity but Tyldesley, again, knocked

on. A high tackle on Saints’ centre Sam

Russell produced a penalty and, a4er some

Tyldesley comment, the referee marched

ten metres to the Tyldesley line and Taylor

made no mistake in opening the home

team’s account on thirty five minutes. Soon

a4er, a series of Anselmians’ a9acks and a

23-10

Sat 09 September 2017 MATCH REPORT By John Duffy

Saints win first home game of the season since 2013

Man of the Match

Saints’ No. 6, Nick Lamming

(Cont’d)

T Y L D E S L E Y

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de4 chip from stand-off Andy Cummings saw

the ubiquitous Lamming crash over the Tyldesley

line. Taylor added the extras and Anselmians,

somewhat against the run of play, went to half-

(me leading 10-5.

Anselmians’ lead a4er the restart was increased

when Tyldesley erred a4er a long clearance by

the Anselmian full-back Taylor. The kick by Taylor

increased the lead to 13-5 meaning that

Tyldesley would have to score twice to win. Led

by Captain Dickinson, the visitors began to

pressure the home defence but, like last week,

Anselmians kept their shape and there were

important midfield tackles by the both second

rowers John Clark and Josh Jones. A couple of

failed touch kicks allowed Tyldesley to a9ack on

the right and, for once, the quick winger

Kirkpatrick held on to a pass and sped to the line.

Anselmian supporters were convinced both his

feet were in touch and, indeed , the linesman put

his le4 hand up, but as the winger touched down,

he immediately put his right hand up in

celebra(on of the try. The hapless kicker missed

the conversion. 13-10.

Con(nued Tyldesley pressure on the Anselmian

line produced an opening on the right, but the

(cont’d)

final pass went straight into touch. It was only a

break by stand-off Cummings that established an

Anselmian presence in the Tyldesley half and, a4er

a series of phases, a mis(med and high Tyldesley

tackle gave full-back Taylor a straighUorward

penalty in front of the posts to extend Saints’ lead

to 16-10.

The pivotal moment of the game occurred on

seventy minutes when a high, specula(ve

Anselmian clearance kick landed in play and

bounced. Tyldesey players, assuming it was in

touch, or about to bounce out, stood s(ll. Not so

Anselmian stand-off Andy Cummings, who plucked

the ball and galloped forty yards unopposed to

beneath the posts. Taylor added the conversion and

Anselmians were comfortable at 23-10. Tyldesley,

obviously aggrieved, launched a series of furious

a9acks in the last five minutes, but, like last week,

the Anselmian defence kept its shape and important

tackles by John Clark and Man of the Match

Lamming, summed up the Anselmian effort.

Tyldesley were generous in defeat and, as a newly-

promoted side they will find the step up difficult,

but no Anselmian supporter would disagree that

“The Bongs” have enough talent and organisa(on to

survive in this highly compe((ve league.

The club cannot func(on without the (reless work of a small band of volunteers and we always need new recruits.

If you feel that you have something to offer please step up, there is plenty to do!

Contact: [email protected]

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WEST PARK

Rugby can be quite an uncomplicated game if played properly … When you receive the ball do all in your power to protect it , build pressure on your opposi>on by asking ques>ons of the defence and when the opportunity arises take it and punish them .

Saints were beaten by a be9er West Park side on Saturday who managed to control the ball and from 1-18 were more comfortable with the ball in hand.

It will be a tough day at the office when the opposi(on front 5 are happy and available to receive the ball at all (mes and are adept at the offload in the tackle!

The weather held fair on a bright St Helens a4ernoon and the travelling Saints took their place on the bank having been Jus(n’d over lunch following his recent summer soirees to Talacre beach ..

The home side started brightly and Saints coughed up early possession allowing WP To take an early 5-0 lead . Saints were quick to respond with a penalty on 7 mins from Sammy Russell.

The hosts began to take control of the game and were rewarded with a 20th minute try from Ainsworth who powered over with Rosney comple(ng the extras to take a 12-3 lead. Saints began to get a foothold as Russell probed into the WP midfield and on 22 minutes following a quickly taken pen Campbell Clayton scored to make it 8-12 and on 37 mins Charlie Hough crossed for Saints with Andy Cumming conver(ng12-13 going into the break “game on” , let’s keep the ball and

see the half out, Park had different ideas and again capitalised on Saints mistake to score a converted try from Rosney who duly obliged with the extras on 40mins to take a 19-12half (me lead.

A few home truths from the Saints management and the second half was underway. Park scored another converted try on 44 mins through Cozens, Saints responded with a well taken Liam Sadler try, Andy Cummings adding the extras 26-20. The next 15 minutes put pay to any chance of the travelling team winning this fixture as they allowed WP too much space and respect , allowing offloads and falling off tackles, Park managed 3 unanswered tries taking the score line to 47- 20 in their favour.

John Clarke managed to burrow over the line for the visitors on 67 minutes following a period of sustained pressure , but Park put the game to bed in the 70th minute with Ainsworth scoring his second of the day . The home side had a brace of yellow cards pointed in the direc(on of No18 on 71mins & captain Cozens on 72, whilst not to be outdone Saint’s Williams also took a breather on 75mins.

A4er all handbags were put away, Jon Armstrong finished the game with a well taken try for the visitors bringing the final score to 52-32 in favour of the hosts who were the be9er team on the day.

Saints will learn valuable lessons from this but none more important than the ball is precious; try and keep it for as long as possible ..

Jamie Kimpton Director of Rugby

52-32

Sat 16 September 2017 MATCH REPORT By Jamie Kimpton

K E E P T H E B A L L ! ! … … . .

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The Mavericks con(nued with their expansive running game and as a result a try fest ensued. 8 tries to one demonstrated the new commitment the Mavs are showing this year to using the en(re 15 to great effect. Some good kicking ensured we maximised the tries to a seven point gain.

Try scorers this week were the ever prolific Andy Thompson, the 'poacher' Nev Pickard (more of that later), the paternal Dan Jenner, the sniper Neil Brookes, two from our speedsters Cal Thomas and the returning Ryan Williams, I think that's about it really. An excellent all round performance combining strong, dominant forward performances and well executed and pre-planned back line moves that created space in the right places.

Port Sunlight brought a strong heavy (and tall) pack to the party, however they hadn't planned on mee(ng the dark destroyer, the ginger ninja that is the rejuvenated, revitalised and altogether impressive Mike Po9er. On an individual basis the score was Mike Po9er 2 Port Sunlight 0 as both PS props hit the dirt hurt and broken Sunlight asked for uncontested scrums. The Port Sunlight pack complaining to the ref that Mike "was chea(ng" awww bless! The ref simply confirmed that all was well in the heady atmosphere of the front row and Mike con(nued in his destruc(ve manner.

Some of the more consistent feedback I've received over the performance yesterday was how effec(ve Mike was in the forwards and although Andy Thompson was highly produc(ve in rela(on to points on the board this week’s man of the match Ytle goes to Mike 'The

Birthday Boy' PoMer for his outstanding performance in securing a dominant plaUorm in the (ght 5 that allowed opportuni(es for his team mates to put a serious score on the board. Mike had the opportunity at 5 yards out to cap off a fantas(c performance with a try only to have it snatched off him by the ever present poacher Nev Pickard who put the hip in to ensure that Mike remained off the score sheet. Don't worry Mike on your performances this season so far I'm certain it won't be long and I know from speaking to the players that the MOM award is highly deserved .

A few no(ceable men(ons, great to see the

backs firing so well and the flexibility of posi(ons

allows for a great deal of fluidity when running

lines and execu(ng moves. Ryan and Cal have

both slo9ed in to the team really effec(vely with

Mike Weatherston ge<ng some valuable game

(me as well.

Ed Byrne con(nues to be mercurial in his quiet

man role, popping up in almost every posi(on

on the park. As I've said in previous weeks it's

the individual contribu(ons that make the team

performance.

Oh!, that's right! I knew there was something

else. Andy Smith scored as well (well he had to

avoid the duck didn't he). Well done skipper.

Semel a Mavericus, Semper a Mavericus.

The Gaffer12 -

Man of the Match—Mike PoCer

54-07

Sat 16 September 2017 MATCH REPORT By Tim Woodward

“ O m n i a V i d e S e d N o n E r a m I b i ! ”

PORT SUNLIGHT II M AV E R I C K S

We remain at the top of the

league with three weeks gone,

however our big tests against

Birkenhead Park and St Edwards

are yet to come. Onward to

Prenton next week lads and let's

keep this streak going.......

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Fixtures - Season 2017-2018

Date K.O. H/A Team Comp Result

Sat 26 Aug 15.00 A Winnington Park C/Cup L 31-24

Sat 02 Sept 15.00 A Southport League W 19-20

Sat 09 Sept 15.00 H Tyldesley League W 23-10

Sat 16 Sept 15.00 A West Park (St Helens) League L 52-32

Sat 23 Sept 15.00 H Liverpool St Helens League

Sat 30 Sept 15.00 A Se4on League

Sat 07 Oct 15.00 H New Brighton League

Sat 14 Oct 15.00 C/Cup ————

Sat 21 Oct 15.00 A Hoylake League

Sat 28 Oct 15.00 H Glossop League

Sat 04 Nov 14.15 A Broughton Park League

Sat 11 Nov 14.15 H Leigh League

Sat 25 Nov 14.15 A Bowdon League

Sat 02 Dec 14.15 H Manchester Medics League

Sat 09 Dec 14.15 A Widnes League

Sat 16 Dec 14.15 A Tyldesley League

Sat 06 Jan 14.15 H West Park (St Helens) League

Sat 13 Jan 14.15 A Liverpool St Helens League

Sat 20 Jan 14.15 H Se4on League

Sat 27 Jan 14.15 A New Brighton League

Sat 03 Feb 14.15 H Hoylake League

Sat 17 Feb 14.15 A Glossop League

Sat 03 Mar 15.00 H Broughton Park League

Sat 10 Mar 15.00 A Leigh League

Sat 24 Mar 15.00 H Bowdon League

Sat 31 Mar 15.00 C/Cup ————

Sat 07 Apr 15.00 A Manchester Medics League

Sat 14 Apr 15.00 H Widnes League

15.00 H Southport League Sat 21 Apr

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Crusaders & Mavericks Fixtures - Season 2017-2018

Crusaders Mavericks

Date OpposiYon H/A Result OpposiYon H/A Result

Sat 02 Sept Carrington 1 H L 0-11 Tarleton 3 H W 39-5

Sat 09 Sept Wirral 3 A L 44-14 Ormskirk 3 A A W/O

Sat 16 Sept Congleton 2 H W 76-12 Port Sunlight 2 H W 54-7

Sat 23 Sept Liverpool St Helens 2 A Prenton 3 A

Sat 30 Sept Aldwinians 3 H Mossley Hill 2 H

Sat 07 Oct Broughton Park 3 A Parkonians 2 A

Sat 21 Oct Warrington 3 H Birkenhead Park 3 H

Sat 28 Oct Village Spartans 1 A Ellesmere Port 2 A

Sat 04 Nov Didsbury Toc H 3 H St Edwards OB 1 H

Sat 11 Nov Old Bedians 2 A Ormskirk 3 H

Sat 25 Nov Manchester 2 H Port Sunlight 2 A

Sat 02 Dec Lymm 3 A Prenton 3 H

Sat 09 Dec Helsby 1 H Mossley Hill 2 A

Sat 16 Dec Wirral 3 H Parkonians 2 H

Sat 06 Jan Congleton 2 A Birkenhead Park 3 A

Sat 13 Jan Liverpool St Helens 2 H Ellesmere Port 2 H

Sat 20 Jan Aldwinians 3 A St Edwards OB 1 A

Sat 27 Jan Broughton Park 3 H Tarleton 3 A

Sat 03 Feb Warrington 3 A Ormskirk 3 H

Sat 17 Feb Village Spartans 1 H Port Sunlight 2 A

Sat 24 Feb Prenton 3 H

Sat 03 Mar Didsbury Toc H 3 A Mossley Hill 2 A

Sat 10 Mar Old Bedians 2 H Parkonians 2 H

Sat 24 Mar Manchester 2 A Birkenhead Park 3 A

Sat 07 Apr Lymm 3 H Ellesmere Port 2 H

Sat 14 Apr Helsby 1 A St Edwards OB 1 A

Sat 21 Apr Carrington 1 A Tarleton 3 A

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Separated at Birth?

Head Coach—Andy (“Skinny”) McKinney

Telly Savalas—”Who loves ya baby?”

Meet the Team

This week we interrogate

Head Coach

Andy McKinney

What are your first impressions of Saints? Good community spirit and friendly

atmosphere

One word to describe you.. Conscien%ous

Who is your rugby hero and why? Jonny Wilkinson—epitomises what

a modern player should be—

dedicated and a winner

What do you drive? My wife — mad!

How will you want to be remembered? Fair and hard-working

Favourite film? One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Favourite Meal? Special Fried Rice, Chips, Curry, Lager

Meet one person, dead or alive? Mohammed Ali

What animal do you want to come back as and why? A Meercat. Get to be on television

Who would you like to play you in the film of your life? Telly Savalas

V FesYval or the Proms? Twickenham!

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The Saint Previews

Today’s Match This weekend, we welcome unbeaten league leaders Liverpool St. Helens to Malone Field.

The club, in its first incarna(on, was founded in 1857, which makes it “the oldest open club in the world”, according to some. Of course, there are other claimants to this pres(gious by-line, notably Blackheath, but most agree that LSH deserve the honour.

In their long and dis(nguished history, they have produced many interna(onal players and, in the person of their President, they have one of the few players who have represented their country in both the League and Union codes.

Liverpool merged with St. Helen’s RUFC in 1986 and have played at Moss Lane for thirty years. Like many sides, they struggled in the professional era, and have been up and down the northern leagues.

They are currently in the ascendant, having finished a creditable fi4h in this division last season. In their three wins this term, they have

scored over 100 points, accoun(ng for newly relegated Leigh (39-27), Bowdon (29-12) and, last week, Manchester Medics (36-12).

Last season we lost home and away, suffering a 12-38 reverse at Eastham and coming second at Moss Lane in December, 10-22. Since the Moss Lane side were relegated from North One West in 2014 (the year Wirral won that division), we had fared well at their place. In 2015-16, we triumphed in a close contest, 21-15, and the previous season, in March, we gained an honourable draw, 34-34.

Unfortunately, we have had the opposite fortune at Eastham. In November 2014, we lost a winning lead and the game 31-33, and in 2015, we were on the wrong end of a high-scoring, reverse 28-46.

Last week’s capitula(on at West Park does not bode well, especially as it brought back memories of our poor early season form last year. This is a perfect opportunity for coach McKinney and his young side to show the figh(ng spirit they displayed in the opening game at Southport.

Liverpool St Helens Football Club

The original Liverpool club's first match took place in 1857 when old boys from Rugby school challenged local boys to a game under their school rules. Liverpool Football Club were then formed, the oldest open rugby club in the world.

In 1871, the club provided four of the England team that played Scotland in the first rugby international. On 5 February 1877 another Liverpool player, Edward Kewley, was captain of England when they played Ireland in what was the first 15-a-side international. In 1914 the club had three international captains in the first XV, Ronnie Poulton-Palmer (England), F.H. Turner (Scotland) and R.A. Lloyd (Ireland). Other internationals to play for Liverpool include Fran Cotton, Maurice Colclough, Mike Slemen and Kevin Simms.

St Helens RUFC was founded in 1919 as St Helens Old Boys, the original membership being predominantly made up of former pupils of Cowley School. Internationals who played for the club include Alan 'Ned' Ashcroft, John Horton, Nigel Heslop and the current club President Ray French.

Liverpool and St Helens merged in 1986 and played at Moss Lane which had been the St Helens club’s ground. In the early years of the merger the club had two seasons in National Division One split by one season in Division Two. During this time internationals Dewi Morris and Simon Mason played for Liverpool St Helens. But afterwards it sank to Division Four and spent virtually the whole of the 1990s coming to terms with the professional era.

The combined clubs boast a total of 55 International players throughout their histories.

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TO D AY ’ S S A I N T S

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TODAY’S TEAMS

V

R Y D P C T P L A Y E R S T C P D Y R

Jack Richards 1 Heywood

Nick Hearn (C) 2 Williamson

Lewis Keen 3 Fryer

Josh Jones 4 Gore

John Clark 5 Royle

Ant Evans 6 Webster

Nick Lamming 7 Ward

Stuart Costello 8 Po9er

Dan Meredith 9 Wilson

Andy Cummings 10 Johnson

Adam Bramhall 11 McBride

Sam Russell 12 Cunliffe

Liam Sadler (VC) 13 Horton

Campbell Clayton 14 Romano

Iain Taylor 15 Filson

Kellum Friday 16 McCauley

Tom Gilbert 17 Kearns

Charlie Hough 18 McClurg

Today’s Referee: MaMhew Wallace—Liverpool Society

Today’s Ball Boys

Many thanks to the boys and their coaches and parents

LIVERPOOL ST HELENS

Next Home Game 07 October, 15.00 hrs v New Brighton Next week—Away to Se4on

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South Lancs/Cheshire Division One

Team P W D L PF PA PD Pts B Adj

C R U S A D E R S

Sale Sharks Division 3 South

Team P W D L CC Wo Co Nfw For Agst Diff Pts

Old Bedians 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 88 20 68 12

Carrington 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 92 28 64 12

Didsbury Toc H 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 61 26 35 12

Manchester 2 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 143 33 110 10

Village Spartans 1 3 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 91 45 46 9

Lymm 3 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 77 54 23 9

Helsby RUFC 1 3 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 42 39 3 9

Wirral 3 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 83 83 0 9

Anselmians 2 3 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 90 67 23 6

Liverpool St Helens 2 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 37 60 -23 4

Congleton 2 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 38 147 -109 3

Broughton Park 3 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 36 146 -110 3

Aldwinians 3 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 26 156 -130 3

Warrington 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0

Liverpool St Helens 3 3 0 0 104 51 53 15 3 0

Glossop 3 3 0 0 99 53 46 15 3 0

Broughton Park 3 2 0 1 96 35 61 12 4 0

West Park (St Helens) 3 2 0 1 105 70 35 10 2 0

Leigh 3 2 0 1 101 87 14 10 2 0

Bowdon 3 2 0 1 62 61 1 10 2 0

Widnes 3 2 0 1 80 80 0 9 1 0

Anselmians 3 2 0 1 75 81 -6 9 1 0

Southport 3 1 0 2 82 64 18 8 4 0

Sefton 3 1 0 2 59 72 -13 6 2 0

Tyldesley 3 1 0 2 53 73 -20 4 0 0

Hoylake 3 0 0 3 37 93 -56 2 2 0

New Brighton 3 0 0 3 58 122 -64 1 1 0

Manchester Medics 3 0 0 3 32 101 -69 0 0 0

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M AV E R I C K S Sale Sharks Division 5 West

U18 Senior Colts

Preliminary League B

Team P W D L CC Wo Co Nfw For Agst Diff Pts

Anselmians 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 93 10 83 12

St Edwards OB 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 171 22 149 10

Birkenhead Park 3 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 148 72 76 9

Ellesmere Port 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 31 5 26 8

Prenton 3 3 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 86 92 -6 6

Tarleton 3 3 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 5 96 -91 6

Oxton Parkonians 2 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 59 73 -14 5

Port Sunlight 2 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 15 121 -106 2

Mossley Hill 2 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 12 129 -117 2

Ormskirk 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0

P P W D L F A +/- TB LB Pts

Liverpool Collegiate 3 3 0 0 57 28 29 0 0 12

Southport 3 2 0 1 62 48 14 1 1 11

Anselmians Park 3 2 0 1 76 41 35 2 0 10

Littleborough 3 2 0 1 31 39 -8 0 0 9

Penrith 3 1 0 2 25 33 -8 0 2 8

West Park (St Helens) 3 1 0 2 55 68 -13 1 1 8

Winnington Park 3 1 0 2 53 68 -15 2 0 7

Crewe & Nantwich 3 0 0 3 56 90 -34 1 0 4

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J u n i o r F o c u s

gives the parents a chance to enjoy the

club’s facili(es prior to watching the

game – just be careful with the language

lads!!

The social aspect of the club is racing

ahead as well, the U14’s are arranging a

Wine Tas(ng evening for all and the

U11’s have got big plans for a Spanish

themed evening with plenty of tapas,

paella, Cava and Cerveca!!

We have a great season to look forward

to and our first fixtures will be this

weekend when we visit Hoylake RFC.

Good luck to all!

Dano

A fine start to the new season for all our

Juniors and Minis.

Whilst numbers are good, we always

need further recruitment, so if every

member could help in this regard then

we will have an even more thriving

sec(on.

It was great to see some of our Senior

players showing up to lend a hand with

some extra coaching and experience.

Plans are afoot for a fantas(c season

both on and off the pitch.

The boys and girls can look forward to

playing at their own age level and also

suppor(ng the Senior when they play at

home. The ball boy experience is one that

the youngsters absolutely love and it

“A fine start to the new season

for all our Juniors and Minis.”

Dan Arnold—Head of Youth Rugby

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Senior Colts (U18) Fixtures - Season 2017-2018

Date K.O. H/A Team Comp Result

Sun 03 Sept 14.00 A Penrith Perlim B Home W/O

Sun 10 Sept 14.00 H Li9leborough Prelim B W 25-12

Sun 17 Sept 14.00 A Winnington Park Prelim B W 29-51

Sun 24 Sept 14.00 A West Park (St Helens) Prelim B

Sun 01 Oct 14.00 H Southport Prelim B

Sun 10 Oct 14.00 A Liverpool Collegiate Prelim B

Sun 15 Oct 14.00 H Crewe & Nantwich Prelim B

Sun 22 Oct 14.00 County Cup Prelim Round Cup

Sun 29 Oct 14.00 County Cup Round 1 Cup

Sun 05 Nov 14.00 Conference League—Week 1 League

Sun 12 Nov 14.00 Conference League—Week 2 League

Sun 19 Nov 14.00 Conference League—Week 3 League

Sun 26 Nov 14.00 Conference League—Week 4 League

Sun 03 Dec 14.00 Conference League—Week 5 League

Sun 10 Dec 14.00 Conference League—Week 6 League

Sun 17 Dec 14.00 Conference League—Week 7 League

Sun 07 Jan 14.00 Conference League—Week 8 League

Sun 14 Jan 14.00 Conference League—Week 9 League

Sun 21 Jan 14.00 Conference League—Week 10 League

Sun 04 Feb 14.00 County Cup Round 2 Cup

Sun 11 Feb 14.00 Conference League—Week 11 League

Sun 18 Feb 14.00 Conference League—Week 12 League

Sun 25 Feb 14.00 Conference League—Week 13 League

Sun 11 Mar 14.00 Conference League—Week 14 League

Sun 25 Mar 14.00 League Cup Round 1 Cup

Sun 08 Apr 14.00 League Cup Quarter Finals Cup

Sun 15 Apr 14.00 County Cup Semi-Finals Cup

Sun 22 Apr 14.00 League Cup Semi-Finals Cup

Sun 29 Apr 14.00 County Cup Finals Cup

Sun 06 May 14.00 League Cup Finals Cup

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Juniors Fixtures - Season 2017-18

Under 13’s Under 14’s Under 15’s

Date Opposi(on H/A Result Opposi(on H/A Result Opposi(on H/A Result

24 Sep Hoylake H Ellesmere Port A Hoylake H

01 Oct Parkonians H Collegiate A Collegiate A

08 Oct Chester A Chester A Chester H

15/22 Oct Training H Training H Training H

29 Oct Widnes H Widnes H Se4on A

05 Nov Cup Cup Cup

12 Nov Knutsford H Knutsford H Knutsford A

26 Nov Sandbach H Sandbach A Sandbach H

03 Dec Whitchurch A Whitchurch H Whitchurch A

10 Dec Collegiate A Parkonians H TBC

07 Jan Widnes A Widnes A Ellesmere Port H

14 Jan Hoylake A Chester H Hoylake A

21 Jan Chester H Ellesmere Port H Training

28 Jan Training H Training H Chester A

04 Feb Parkonians A Parkonians A

11 Feb Wirral H Wirral A Wirral H

04 Mar Caldy A Caldy H Caldy A

11 Mar Wirral A Wirral H Wirral A

18 Mar Training H Collegiate H Collegiate H

25 Mar Collegiate H Training H Training H

22 Apr Caldy H Caldy H Caldy H

06 May

19 Nov Training H Training H Training H

18 Feb Training H Training H Training H

25 Feb Training H Training H Training H

08 Apr TBC TBC TBC

29 Apr Training H Training H Training H

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Date Opposi(on H/A

24 Sep Hoylake A

01 Oct Oswestry H

08 Oct Training H

15 Oct Wirral A

22 Oct Ellesmere Port H

29 Oct Training H

12 Nov Collegiate A

19 Nov Training H

26 Nov Caldy A

03 Dec Chester H

10 Dec Training H

07 Jan Parkonians A

14 Jan Hoylake H

21 Jan Training H

28 Jan Oswestry A

04 Feb Caldy H

11 Feb Training H

18 Feb Ellesmere Port A

25 Feb Winnington Park H

04 Mar Training H

11 Mar Chester A

18 Mar Wirral H

25 Mar Training H

08 Apr Winnington Park A

15 Apr Collegiate H

29 Apr Training H

05 Nov Parkonians H

17 Dec Xmas Party H

Minis Fixtures U7—U12 - Season 2017-2018

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The U15’s first match of the season was against Preston Grasshoppers. The refer-ee called me and the captain of the op-posi(on over and we won the toss so we were receiving .They kicked it deep down the middle and it was caught by our full back. He ran it and got tackled on the 22. We were too slow to the ruck and we lost it, but a4er a few phases we won it back by ripping the ball. But then we lost another ruck and they knocked it on from a pick up. The scrum half put the ball in and the hooker connected and knocked it back. I picked it up from the back and ran, ge<ng about ten metres before I got tackled and then we were rucking over again. The 9 passed it to our prop on a hard line and he smashed up. A4er a few phases we were too slow to the ruck again and we lost the ball. Then they just crashed up a corner for ten minutes but we managed to hold up a few tries and stop all of the other a9empts but we were playing with a man down so they had the overlap. They passed it to the wing and scored and con-verted. We kicked off and chased. We made the tackle and put their centre back. A4er a few phases they scored again where they had the overlap. The whistle blew for half (me.

We kicked to them again and they passed it out to the winger but we dri4ed and tackled him. Then some phases later they knocked it on. It was our scrum, we kicked but we didn’t get the ball back

and they kicked for touch. We then tried a move for the centre but their line speed was too quick and they took out the fly half, turned the ruck over and scored again.

The team had played well but that overlap that they had on the wing was killing us. The final whistle blew and the match was over. We had lost but we learned a lot about our new moves and we now know what to work on in training sessions so it wasn’t a big loss.

L—W

Sun 17 September 2017 MATCH REPORT By Cameron Brown

“ N o t a B i g L o s s ! ”

Grasshoppers S a i n t s U 1 5 ’ s

Team:

1 Callum Peers

2 Anthony Wise

3 Joe Roberts

4 Ben Ramsden

5 Luke Kelly

6 Jamie Thomas

7 David Walker 8 Cameron Brown

9 Harry Hopwood

10 Corbyn Rainbow Hard man

11 Nathan Speakes

12 James Walker 13 Adam Hughes

14 Rhys Gibson

15 Caleb Ward

Cameron Brown

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In “Across the Andes by Frog", explorer

Walter SneCerton (Michael Palin) and his

party travel to the Andes to prove his

theory that frogs are able to climb

mountains. It was the worst programme in

the series.

The Saint was reminded of this when the

news came of Anselmians’ collapse at West

Park last Saturday. “Across to Red Rocks

with the Andys”, he mused, wondering

whether the second half catastrophe would

make a half-hour comedy programme. The

result was reminiscent of our humbling by

Southport in the last game of last season.

The Saint pondered the parallels. The frogs,

less the Himalayan Sleeping frog, finally

made it to Mexico City. Will Anselmians

make it to safety at the end of the season?

History does not record the reac(on of Lord

Pollard & the Willastonistas on hearing the

score, but The Saint is told that Jim

McKenzie, fell off his pa(o with all the loose

limbed mobility of a geriatric dalek with a

gin habit and suffered a severely bruised

ego. Apparently, he was ran(ng about how

“the current 1st XV wouldn’t have got into

his sixth XV when he was playing” and,

waving his arms in an interpre(ve dance,

toppled over, recording 3.4 on the Richter

scale as he landed. He was only revived by a

huge transfusion of “Trapper’s Hat” ale.

Meanwhile Dr. Evil has fiendish plans afoot

to arrest the alarming decline of the 1st

XV’s

fortunes. The Skinster is famous for his

a9en(on to detail and has decided that the

Malone Field karma is ”frickin’ wrong.”

Accordingly, he has ordered that all Anselmian

supporters must now watch the match from

the New Chester Road side of the pitch. No

reason has been offered, and rumours of a

sigh(ng of Dr. Evil’s arch enemy, Caldee Pikee,

known as “Gold(Ex)member”, scou(ng

between the two main pitches remain

unconfirmed.

Also, Dr. Evil’s second in command, Mini Me,

refused to be drawn into specula(on that the

Interna(onal Coach of Mystery was filming a

sequel en(tled, “The Coach Who Slagged Me”

a4er his performance at West Park.

Dr. Evil is op(mis(c about the visit of Liverpool

St. Helen’s. Taking an extended training

session, he commented, “LSH will have a

frickin’ surprise when they play at Eastham,

but I don’t want to reveal my cards too early.

I’m frickin’ clever like that.

“But we need discipline and order. Those

players who claim they’ve forgo9en their kit

know we’ll probably make them wear the

smelly shorts and dirty vests from the frickin’

lost property box or, failing that, do training in

their pants. “Unfortunately, there’s nothing

we can do about frickin’ genuine notes wri9en

by soppy mums who will crumble at the first

hint of tears and write down a load of lies to

get their kids out of it.”

When it was pointed out that he was at Old

Anselmians and not Wirral Grammar School,

Dr. Evil, shrugged, grunted and mu9ered, “I’ve

given up asking frickin’ rhetorical ques(ons.

What’s the frickin’ point?” With that, he

resumed coaching, where he scampered about

in a promising sort of way. A4er that,

however, he tried gallantly, but ul(mately

failed, to teach anything of any significance

whatsoever.

TO U C H L I N E S By “The Saint”

The Saint

Several older members may recall

an episode in the series “Ripping

Yarns" from the late 1970s.

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SupporYng Anselmians Rugby

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Pre-match Lunches

England Fixtures 2017-18

Autumn InternaYonals

11 November Argen(na 2.30pm Home

18 November Australia 2.30pm Home

23 November Samoa 2.30pm Home

4 February Italy 3pm Away

10 February Wales 4.45pm Home

24 February Scotland 4.45pm Away

10 March France 4.45pm Away

17 March Ireland 2.45pm Home

Six NaYons

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Ground Force By Farmer Jones

Each week, a massive amount

of work, by a small band of

committed volunteers, goes

into maintaining our grounds.

We have been spending many hours

cuMng grass this summer because of

the amount of rain we keep geMng

and old “UCerly” must have a sore

backside with the number of hours he

has sat on the tractor, but it is all worth

it to get the pitches looking decent. More

importantly he can’t tell us the same stories

when he’s on the mower. We have used a

lot of fuel so far and thanks must go to

Steve Pilgrim for kindly allowing us to pick

up diesel from the yard.

As you may know the “tractor boys” do like

a good breakfast on a Thursday; indeed

some would say it is the only reason we

turn up and lately we have been fortunate

enough to have some guest appearances

from a big local chef. This has given us

more (me to spend on the grounds rather

than cooking. This culinary genius learned

his skills locally and lists Lord Leverhulme

and Plumb Centre as former employers.

He did want to remain anonymous but the

paparazzi released his photograph in the

previous edi(on so our thanks go to “Ester

Bloomin’ell” for feeding us so well.

Coburn came up with a great “irishism” at

last week’s match when we were ge<ng the

scoreboard ready. When asked if 1 bungee

cord would reach the two doors he replied,

“ it depends how long it is “.

It’s never dull with the tractor boys!

Join the “Tractor Boys” for a couple of

hours work on the grounds, a bit of

fun and a hearty breakfast each

Thursday morning at about 9.30

Contact Taffy Jones on: 07758 800580

“Coburn” Tractor Boy and Irish Logician

A picture paints a thousand words

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It takes a special type of person to be a tractor boy!

Here, “grass” expert Roly, who isn’t from round here, is

preparing for his shiA.

“Squeal like a pig, boy!”

Have You Seen This Man?

If you see him, approach with cau(on! He

is a4er your money to support the Club

with adver(sing in the match programme

and other sponsorship opportuni(es.

He has promised to be gentle with his

charges!

Programme AdverYsing

If you can’t find him, track him down!

David Hunt, Commercial Director

‘phone: 07525 731501 Email: [email protected]

Any spare garden tools and equipment

in USABLE condiYon will be gratefully

received by “The Tractor Boys”

Just bring your kit to the club

Will you help to put this programme together?

We need support to make this a regular Match Day feature

and effective club newsletter

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Quality decoraYng for the

home or the workplace.

M T Moore Ltd is a business of long

standing, having been set up on the

Wirral in 1987, servicing a variety of

clients, varying from domes(c through

to commercial and industrial.

Specialising in both domes(c and

commercial decora(ng, we also carry

out a great deal of general contrac(ng

to offer you a complete service. This

means you do not require other trades

should the need arise.

Get your home looking great

with expert decorators

0151 342 7898

07775 997 800

www.bbrs-building.co.uk 0151 647 9055

Birkenhead Yard Campbeltown Road Birkenhead CH41 9HT

Ellesmere Port Road Rosscliffe Road Rosmore Indus. Estate CH65 3AT

Neston Yard UXH Buildwas Road Neston CH64 3RU

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You’ve got to be in it to win it!

Anselmians 200 Club Just £5 per Ycket per month (no limit on no. of Yckets)

1-in-6 chance of winning £100 per WEEK

Annual Super Draw Prize of £1500 Support the Club. Pick up an entry form at the bar NOW

Recent £100 Winners:

17.6.17 OA Beswick 8.7.17 Beswood 12.8.17 McNamara

24.6.17 GR Corbett 15.7.17 Nigel Jones 19.8.17 Judith McDonald

1.6.17 Mi + V Potter 22.7.17 R McDonald 26.8.17 J Thornton

8.6.17 D Fryatt 29.7.17 James Byrne 2.9.17 J Corbett

1.7.17 J & C Kimpton 5.8.17 Dermot Walsh 9.9.17 J Roberts

Did they buy you a drink? No - me neither!

Annual Dinner

Book your tickets early from: [email protected]

Guest Speaker BBC Broadcaster Andy Gill

The College Hall 7pm for 7.30pm Dress—Jackets

Tickets £30

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20% Discount for Members

QUIZ ANSWERS

1. England will play three Autumn International matches at Twickenham during the “Old Mutual Wealth Series” in November 2017. England's opponents will be Argentina (11 Nov), Australia (18 Nov) and Samoa (25 Nov).

2. New Zealand women are known as “The All Black Ferns” and England’s women are “The Red Roses.”

3. Billy Vunipola. The No. 8 withdrew from the Lions squad the day after Saracens’ last game of the season against Exeter in May because of his shoulder injury. He was due to report for a training camp in Dublin but opted against travelling to Ireland, despite Warren Gatland asking him to do so.

4. Newcastle and Saracens. Just over 6000 fans turned up for a disappointing game. Saracens won 29-7.

5. James Haskell and Joe Marler. Haskell was sent to the sin-bin for grabbing Marler by the throat with both hands in the game between Wasps and Harlequins. Quins subsequently went on to win a niggly Premiership game 24-21, inflicting Wasps’ first defeat of the season.

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