Sam's Wise Words

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1. Never antagonize a Hippo when you know that your means oftransport is by a canoe.

2. Until it finds itself in a pot of soup, a fish will never believe thatwe have different types of water in the world.

3. Before lions tell their tale, the hunters story will always glorifyhim.

4. When chickens gather for a meeting, please take care of yourgrain.

5. It is better to try a bush path during the day than walk it at night.6. With time, even eggs will walk.7. A tree that refused to dance will be forced to do so by wind.8. if the sun claims to be more powerful than the moon, then let it

come and shine at night

9. a bottle which calls a rack to be it smile will end up laughing in thedustbin

10.It very okay for goat and lion to be friends but it I stupidity for thegoat to pay the first visit.

11.No matter how far you can urinate, the last drop must fall near toyour feet.

12.The mouth of an old man may smell but the advice coming form itis sweet.

13.Good advice is like a mini-skirt. It is short but covers the mostimportant part.

14.Until lion stop being killed, historians will always publish storiesthat interest the hunter.

15.If a man takes your wife, the best form of revenge is to let himkeep her.

16.A tree that allows birds to nest in it should never complain of itsshred leaves.

17.If you sleep with a dog, dont get suprised in the morning to findyour self with fleas.

18.A man grows old when his wishes turn into regrets.19.If you know that you must eat honey, then be ready to feel the

sting of a bee.20.Knowledge thinks but wisdom speak21.if you are a good friend of a scorpion, it doesnt mean that you cant

b stung by a bee,

22.Unless it dies while still young, a penis will surely eat beardedmeat.


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23.Never tell a crocodile how ugly its mouth looks when your buttockare still under water.

24.o not be overtaken by the sweetness of the honey for there in liesthe bitterness of the bees sting

25.When a man is not wanted in the village, he is always accused ofraising dust even when he falls in a pool of water.

26.No matter how tall a tree may grow, it will always shed its leaveson the ground.

27.No matter how a big a rat may grow, it remains food for the cat.28.When you see a rat laughing at a cat, know that there is a hole

nearby.

29.Women are as old as they look; men are as old as they feel.30.An old man may miss his target with a spear but never with hi

word.

31.a man who is not hungry will always say that a coconut has a hardshell

32.When a poor man gives a chicken, there will never be end of thetalk about it.

33.Never stand in the rain and cry because nobody will see the tears.34.Never laugh as some one who has fallen down for there are many

slippery roads ahead.

35.When a group of people is thinking a like, then none of them isthinking at all.

36.When a two people agree all the time, then one of them is notnecessary.

37.A bird will never forget someone who plucked off its feathersduring winter season.

38.If someone always helps you to clean your mouth, then it is betteryou stop eating.

39.a fish that likes swallowing bright objects will one time land on afishermans hook

40.A hook of a fisherman cannot catch a fish unless the fish open itmouth to swallow the prey.

41.No matter how a rich man may be, he can neither drive two carsnor sleep in two beds at the same time.

42.The God responsible for the birth of a boy child is also responsiblefor his dowry/.

43.The wind that brings fresh air is the same that raises dust.44.During calamity, even chewing a banana can break you tooth.45.The art of being a good visitor is to know when to leave.


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46.Even with a clock in your own hands, you will never tell the timeyou fall asleep.

47.No matter how close your eye is to your ear, they will never seeeach other.

48.Being with a hammer in your hands doesnt mean that everyproblem you meet is a nail.

49.Staying near the lake doesnt mean that you will eat fish wheneveryou want to eat it.

50.even the best dancer will finally leave the stage51.Do not burn down your house simply because a rat has annoyed

you.

52.Those who say that simple things dont matter should ask a lionhow it feels when a fly enters a nostril

53.I almost hit it has no effect on the mosquito.54.The tongue can not claim to be ignorant of what the teeth are doing

in the mouth.

55.you cannot stop a river from flowing but instead learn how to swimin the direction in which it flows

56.No matter how many dimensions you can divide a cake; youcannot increase its size. The only way of increasing it is by baking

a bigger one.

57.A fooling fly with no boy to advise it followed a dead by to thegrave.

58.A dead boy cant argue on how it should be placed into the grave.59.He who loves calls a one-eyed a squint.60.A cobra will bite you wither you cal it Professor Cobra, Reverend

cobra, pastor Cobra or anything.

61.If you know that you must grow corn, and then better be on goodterms with monkeys.

62.Wise or unwise, the destination death is the same.63.Running and scratching the soles of your feet cant be done at the

same time.

64.A chicken will never be declared innocent in the court of hawks.65.A rat is never safe in the prison that is safeguarded by cats.66.It is okay for a dog to bite a goat but should a goat bite the dog,

then it becomes a miracle.

67.Those who pray for rain should be preparing to deal with thunder.68.When dry bones are mentioned in a proverb, an old woman feels

uneasy.


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