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Arranged for piano by Konrad Pluta

The Sales GuyMusic & Lyrics

Daniel AbrahamsonFunny Business - The Musical

cue: "What am I doing?"

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I'm sp'osed

to be

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the kind

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of guy you see,

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strut

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2007

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ng

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in to my suits,

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or- ize- my roots,

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girls

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I date are cov

ered- in bl

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But when peo

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ple- get to know

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me

I

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inst

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ant- ly- get lone

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ly

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er- make an hon

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tion

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peo

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ple- here at work

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they say

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that I'm a je

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rk

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i take a clos

er- in spec-

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tion

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that I

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and I missed

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be

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a re a l- lead

er,- and do

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what they do,

the prob

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lem- is I

have no

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ry- my weight,

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I

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hold

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my head high

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But I'm sim

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ply- not a Sales

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now I got this task

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it's an a

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wful- lot to ask

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from some

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one- who is find

ing- it ha

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D/E

rd

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just keep sel

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le-

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ter

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ri- fied- of los

ing- my gu

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ard.

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But it's time

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for that too end.

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I

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know

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I can tran scend.

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I have

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a cer tain- dead

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ing

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no

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one else a round,

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- I got

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tastand my gro

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und,-

and give

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my self- some much

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Be

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an y- thing

if you

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not wait

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ask ing- when

or why

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makes en

e- mies-

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and a sheep

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Try

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towin friends

and in

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peo ple-

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round some weight

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Hold

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your head high

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and

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you

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can be a sales

D/E guy

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Why

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why

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couldd

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n't- I be

what my moth

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er-

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Al

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ways- ex pec

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Mar

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cus- the fan

cy- law yer-

or mar

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not some

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a point- me

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real

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ly- dogive

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a da

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mn.-

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to stop act

ing-

like a bo y,

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rit

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be

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the guy,

who de fies

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Who's known

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round the build

ing- for earn

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ing- com miss

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Rubato

a tempo

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Al

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ways- being toast ed-

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at the bar,

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ways- com ing- in

right un

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hold

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my head high.

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can be the Sales

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Guy

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if I tr

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y

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I

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can be the Sales

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Gu y.-

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