SOME THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT CATS

AFFECTION Cats like to cuddle on your lap sometimes Sometimes when you pet your cat, it will purr

because it likes being pet Sometimes your cat will want nothing to do

with you. There is nothing you can do about this. If your cat does not like you right now, you cannot make it like you.

EATING HABITS Cats can eat both wet and dry cat food Sometimes they also like kitty treats in the

shapes of little fishes Sometimes your cat will not want to eat any

of the food you put in front of it. Sometimes it will only want the food once you take it away. And then change its mind when you put it back.

BEHAVIOUR Most cats like to lay around and sleep in the

sun a certain amount of the time Cats also like to play with things like catnip

mice, scratching posts, and feathers on strings

Sometimes cats like to sit on your computer when you are trying to do homework, and get mad when you push them off your keyboard. You should give up; you are not getting any homework done until the cat decides you can

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: HAVING A

CAT IS FUN, AND HAVING A CAT IS ALSO

ANNOYING