ROBERTO THE ROOSTER(Childrens Animated Comedy TV Series)"Old MacDonald Had a Bathroom"Written by Rodney OhebsionCopyright 2015INT. ROBERTOS APARTMENT - DAYROBERTO THE ROOSTER (a human-like rooster who wears a suit,speaks in a deep voice with a thick Spanish accent, and hasa passionate, intense personality) is spinning round andround in a swiveling chair. The doorbell rings. Robertostops spinning, gets up, and opens the door to the bathroom.ROBERTOOh. Wrong door.He gets back in the chair, spins a few times, and then getsup facing the opposite side of the apartment. He walks tothe front door, and opens it to reveal LOUIS (45).ROBERTOAh! Hello, Louis the Landlord. Whatbrings you to my apartment? Let meguess. You want me to throw apumpkin pie in your face.Roberto throws a pumpkin pie in Louiss face.LOUISNo, Roberto. I dont want you tothrow a pumpkin pie in my face.ROBERTOOh. Let me guess again. You want meto throw an apple pie in your face.He throws an apple pie in his face.LOUISI dont want you to throw any piein my face!ROBERTOWell then what type of food do youwant me to throw in your face?LOUISI want your rent money.ROBERTOYou want me to throw my rent moneyin your face? OK.He takes some money out of his pocket and throw it inLouiss face.2.LOUISNext time, just put the rent moneyin my hand.ROBERTOExcellent idea. By the way, I needyou to fix my toilet.LOUISWhats wrong with it?ROBERTOWell. Sometimes, when I try toflush it, it sings,(sings)Old MacDonald had a bathroom /EIEIO / And in that bathroom he hada toilet / EIEIO / With a flushflush here / And a flush flushthere / Here a flush, there aflush, everywhere a flush flush /Old MacDonald had a bathroom /EIEIO."LOUISWell. I dont know how to fix that.Im gonna have to call a plumber tocome fix it.INT. ROBERTOS APARTMENT - DAY(Later)The doorbell rings. Roberto opens the door to reveal aPLUMBER (male, 40).PLUMBERHi. Im from the Pipe-o-MaticPlumbing Company. Im here to...ROBERTOWait. Do not tell me why you arehere. Let me guess. Um. You arehere because you want me to throw apumpkin pie in your face.He throws a pumpkin pie in his face.PLUMBERNo! Im here to fix your toilet.3.ROBERTOAh, yes! My toilet! Come in, sir.Roberto closes the door and leads the Plumber to thebathroom.ROBERTOOK. This is my toilet, and this ismy shower. My shower works. See?He turns on the shower and sprays water in the Plumbersface.ROBERTOBut my toilet does not work.Instead of flushing, it plays asong.PLUMBERLet me see.He pulls the lever to flush the toilet.TOILET(sings)Old MacDonald had a bathroom /EIEIO / And in that bathroom he hada toilet / EIEIO / With a flushflush here / And a flush flushthere / Here a flush, there aflush, everywhere a flush flush /Old MacDonald had a bathroom /EIEIOPLUMBEROK. Let me try something.He gets on all fours, and barks at the toilet.ROBERTOIs that gonna fix the toilet?PLUMBERNo. Sometimes I just like topretend that Im a dog.ROBERTOReally? Sometimes I like to pretendI am a cat.He gets on all fours and starts meowing at the toilet.4.PLUMBERSometimes I like to pretend Im arooster.(gets on all fours)Cock-a-doodle-doo.ROBERTOWell. I am a rooster.PLUMBERNo kidding! Youre a rooster?ROBERTOYes. But I do not go,"Cock-a-doodle-doo." Igo, "Kikirik, ki-kiri-ki."PLUMBERWell. Let me take a look at thistoilet.he stares at the toilet for a few seconds. He takes out astethoscope and puts it up to the toilet. He then takes outdrumsticks and plays the drums on the toilet.PLUMBERWell, Im not sure whats wrongwith your toilet. Im gonna have tobring in Super Toilet Ninja Masterto come look at it.INT. ROBERTOS APARTMENT - DAYThe doorbell rings. Roberto opens the door to reveal SUPERTOILET NINJA MASTER (ninja, thick Japanese outfit)SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERI am Super Toilet Ninja Master. Letme see your toilet.Roberto leads him to the bathroom, where the Plumber is onall fours barking at the toilet. He sees Super Toilet NinjaMaster.PLUMBERHello, Super Ninja Toilet Master.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERWhat is wrong with this toilet?5.PLUMBERSometimes, it doesnt flush.Instead of flushing, it sings.Super Toilet Ninja Master gets on all fours and startsribbiting at the toilet.ROBERTOIs that gonna fix the toilet?SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERNo. Sometimes I like to pretend Iam a frog.He gets up.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERSo. You have a singing toilet?ROBERTOYes. Can you fix it?SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERThat depends. What song does itsing?ROBERTOMostly "Old MacDonald Had aBathroom."SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERWell. Let me try something.He grabs a plunger and uses it on the toilet.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERNow lets see if it sings thatsong.He pulls down the flush. The Toilet sings a rap version of"Old MacDonald Had a Bathroom."SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERHm. I dont think I can fix thistoilet.PLUMBERBut youre Super Toilet NinjaMaster.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERYes. But this is a job for mycousin Joe.6.INT. ROBERTOS APARTMENT - DAY(Later)The doorbell rings. Roberto opens the door to reveal JOE.JOEHi. Im Joe.ROBERTOI am Roberto the Rooster.JOEWell. What can I do for you,Roberto? Wait. Let me guess. Youwant me to throw a pumpkin pie inyour face.He throws a pumpkin pie in Robertos face.ROBERTOActually, no. I want you to fix mytoilet.JOEOh. OK.ROBERTOFollow me to the bathroom.Roberto leads him to the bathroom, where the Plumber andSuper Toilet Ninja Master are on all fours and barking likedogs.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERHey, Joe.JOEHey, Super Toilet Ninja Master. Sowhats the deal with this toilet?SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTERWhen you try to flush it, sometimesit sings.JOEWell. Have you tried meowing at it?PLUMBERYes.7.JOEAlright. Well. Lets see.He removes the toilets top cover and examines the inside.JOEWell. Everything in here looks niceand toilet-y. Except for thiswaterslide.He pulls a large waterslide out of the toilet.JOEOK. Lets see if it flushes now.He pulls down the flush, and the toilet plays a reggaeversion of "Old MacDonald Had a Bathroom."JOEHm. Let me think.The doorbell rings.ROBERTOThat was my doorbell. It makes ading dong sound. Maybe someone isat the door.Roberto leaves the bathroom and walks over to the frontdoor. He opens the door to reveal a DELIVERY MAN holdingholding up ten pie boxes.DELIVERY MANHi. Im here to...ROBERTOWait. Let me guess. You want me tothrow a pumpkin pie in your face.Roberto throws a pumpkin pie in his face.DELIVERY MANNo. Im here to deliver you theseten pumpkin pies you ordered fromour pie store.ROBERTOOh. Yes. I ordered those pies,because I am running out of them,because I keep throwing them inpeoples faces.He takes the pies and puts them down.8.ROBERTOThank you.DELIVERY MANYoure welcome.Roberto closes the door and walks back to the bathroom.ROBERTOIs my toilet fixed?JOENo. But I was just thinking. Whatdo toilets need in order to flush?ROBERTOUm. Sandwiches?JOEWater.ROBERTORight. Water.JOEAnd what do toilets need in orderto get water?ROBERTOUm. Sandwiches?JOEPipes.ROBERTORight. Pipes. Toilets need water toflush, and they need pipes to getwater. OK. I am going to eat asandwich.Roberto takes a sandwich out of his pocket and starts eatingit.JOELets see if theres a pipe thatgives water to this toilet.He gets on his hands and knees and examines around thetoilet. He notices a tuba where there should be a pipe.JOETheres a tuba here instead of apipe.9.Roberto is finishing his sandwich.SUPER TOILET NINJA MASTER(to Roberto)Why is there a tuba here instead ofa pipe?ROBERTOOh. Well. Uh. Let me think. Theother day, I was going to play thetuba in the bathroom. And, I guessI got my tuba mixed up with mytoilet pipe. Yeah. So I ended upplaying the toilet pipe instead ofthe tuba, and I put the tuba herewhere the toilet pipe is supposedto be.PLUMBERWell go get the toilet pipe, so wecan change it with this tuba.(Cut to Later)Joe is finishing up working on the pipe.JOEOK. Now theres a pipe giving waterto this toilet.Roberto is holding the tuba.ROBERTOAnd now instead of playing a toiletpipe, I am playing a tuba.Roberto plays the tuba, and Joe, Toilet Ninja Master, andthe Plumber sing "Old MacDonald Had a Bathroom."