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Abstr ac t De te rm in in g the box- o ffic epe rf or m an ce of a mo vi e re ma in s one of t he

most chal leng ing grand prob lems posed by

Hilbert . It has not only theoret ical

imp lica t ions , bu t the commerc ial value of a

solu tion would also be t remendous . In this

pape r we show that this proble m can be

solved to a high degree of accuracy through

the use of cloud comput ing techn iques , and

th e use of socia l m ed ia n et wo rk s. e also

prov ide a hybr id approach which works thebest.

Ind ex Ter ms !H""# #ro toco l, $acebook ,

"witter , Internet

I. INTRODUCTION

Interrupts must work. Unfortunately, a typical

quagmire in cyberinformatics is te

in!estigation of "fu##y" mo$els. %fter years of

essential researc into web browsers, we argue

te $eplo ymen t of &oolean logic, wicembo$ies te practical principles of e'!oting

tecnology. Te impro!ement of reinforcement

learning woul$ tremen$ously ampli fy &ayesian

mo$els.

As is clear from te title of tis paper, tis

paper $eals wit te entertainment in$ustry.

(o, we $o pro!i$e entertainment in tis paper.

(o, if you are rea$ing tis paper for

entertainment, we suggest a euristic tat wil l

allow you to rea$ tis paper efficiently. )ou

soul$ rea$ any paragrap tat starts wit te

first * wor$s in bol$ an$ italics + tose a!ebeen written by te autor in painstaking

$etail. owe!er, if a paragrap $oes not startwit bol$ an$ ital ics, feel free to skip it because

it is gibberis auto'generate$ by te goo$ folksat (CI-en.

Te rest of te paper procee$s as follows. In

(ection , we $escribe our UI& algoritm, to

sow ow we can use clou$ computing

meto$ologies to get a solution to te bo/'

office performance $etermination problem to a

ig $egree of accuracy, but wit a ig costin terms of time spent. In (ection 0, we

$escribe our %%1 algoritm, to sow ow social

networks can be le!erage$ to sol!e te

problem wit minimal effort. owe!er, te

accuracy of te meto$ is lower. In (ection *,

we propose a ybr i$ meto $, %%1tUI&, wicgi!es igly accurate results wit minimal

effort. In (ection 2, we use te UI& meto$ to$etermine te te/tual content of a few minutes

of one of our fa!ourite mo!ies. (ection 3 is te

relate$ work, an$ (ection 4 contains our

conclusions.

II.C5OUD'&%(6DUI&

Despite 7eno8s para$o/, we can $emonstratetat use of clou$'computing tecnologies can

be beneficial in tis case9 :; < an$ can be ma$eembe$$e$, ubiquitous, an$ linear' time.

(pecifically we $escribe te UI& algoritm,

wose arcitec tu ral o!er!iew is gi!en in 1igure

:.

Figure 1: The architectural layout used by UIB

Typically, a $ata center is a facili ty witin a

computing en!ironment tat is use$ to ouse

mission critical computer systems an$associate$ components. % $ata center inclu$es

en!ironmental controls, suc as aircon$itioning, fire suppression, an$ te like,

re$un$ant=backup power supplies, re$un$ant

$ata communications connections an$ ig

security among oters. % bank, for e/ample,may a!e a $ata center, were all i ts

customers8 account information is maintaine$

an$ transactions in!ol!ing tese $ata are

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Use of Clou$'Computing an$ (ocial >e$ia toDetermine &o/ Office ?erformance

%iaa &eth ', (aldev &ingh )'&tudent at &okal Insititute of "echnology, #une, )*ecturer at

&okal Institute of "echnology, #uneriaaseth+gmail.com , baldev.thakur+yahoo.com
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performe$. 5ikewise, in anoter e/ample,

practically e!ery company eiter mi$' si#e$ or

larger as some kin$ of $ata center wit larger

companies often a!ing $o#ens of $ata

centers. &esi$es, most large cities a!e many

purpose' built $ata center buil$ings in secure

locations near telecomm unica tions ser!ices.

>ost collocation centers an$ Internet peering

points are locate$ in tese kin$s of facilities.

But the motivated readeris encourage$ to

not rea$ too muc into te pre!ious paragrap,

because it was copy'paste$ from a ran$om

$ocument on te internet. Te real key to te

UI& algoritm is tis@ UI& stan$s for AUse

I>D&.com !ia a &rowserBan$ in tis meto$ we

simply go to I>D&.com, na!igate to te pagefor te mo!ie we8re intereste$ in an$ ceck

weter te bo/ office perfor mance as beenliste$ tere. If yes, we report tat number. If

not, we try again after a few $ays. Tis isrepeate$ a ma/imum of 2 times.

III. (OCI%5'>6DI%&%(6D%%1

Ob!iously, in spite of te fact tat te UI&

meto$ pro!i$es !ery accurage results, it is

clear tat it requires too muc effort. ere

social me$ia comes to our rescue an$ we8!e

$e!elope$ te %%1 algoritm.

1igure @ O!er!iew of te %%1 %lgoritm .

Figure 2, which is supposedto gi!en an

o!er!iew of te %%1 algoritm is simply a

ran$om image tat we $ownloa$e$ off of

-oogle8s image searc using te searc string

Aow to use 1acebookB. &y now you must

clearly be won$ering wat %%1 stan$s for an$ow $oes it work. Te full form of %%1 is ask a

frien$, an$ we $o tat by posting a statusup$ate on 1acebook. en someone replies

wit an answer we simply note tat $own. Ifmore tan one person gi!es an answer, we

take an a!erage.

Clearly, tis meto$ requires !ery l itt le work,

but as te a$!antage of offloa$ing all te

work to our fr ien$s, wile we can cil l an$ a!e

a beer.

I. )&RID%5-ORIT>' %%1TUI&

One of the top $atabase researcers in teworl$, Eeff Naugto n a$ once poin te$ out tat

a stan$ar$ Uni!ersity of isconsin paperconsists of section : gi!ing a gran$

intro$uction, section $escribing simplealgoritm F:, section 0 $escribing simple

algoritm F, an$ section * contains a ybri$

of te two algoritms wic outperforms bot.

Tis, e pointe$ out, is enoug for te paper to

get accepte$.

Since we are big fans of Eeff Naugton, we

a!e followe$ te same approac in tis paper,

an$ ence section * contains a ybri$algoritm. Te name of our ybri$ algoritm is

%%1tUI&, wic, if you8!e been paying attention

stan$s for %sk a 1rien$ to Use I>D&.com !ia a&rowser. Ob!iously tis requires only as muc

effort as te %%1 algoritm, an$ yet, if youa!e any $ecent frien$s, it can gi!e accuracy

le!els tat are te same as UI&.

. I>?56>6NT%TION

It is a selfevidenttrut tat (olay is te

best mo!ie e!er ma$e Gat least accor$ing tote wife of te autor of tis paperH. Now, ifyou8re paying attention, te first autor of te

paper appears to be Riaa (et, wic woul$in$icate tat se cannot a!e a wife, because

te (upreme Court of In$ia ust upel$ (ection044. &ut, samane ki baat ye ai ki, Riaa (et

is not really te autor of tis paper + instea$ it

is Na!in Jabra, wose wife is >eeta Jabra, te

owner of wogma.com. ?lease !isit wogma.com

for great mo!ie re!iews, wic $on8t gi!e te

mo!ie away. (e is currently re!iewing Doom

0, an$ we pre$ict tat se will gi!e it a rating of

A6!en te keen, wait for DDB. &ut our %%1algoritm in$icates tat it will be a bo/'office

it.

Anot her problem is tha ti f we in$ee$ insert(olay $ialogues ere, tey wil l all sow up in

re$ $ue to te spell ceck, an$ we are a l itt leworr ie$ tat someo ne mig t i t page$o wn an$

notice tat section. (o, instea$ we arereplacing it wit $ialogues from our wife8s

fa!orite 6nglis mo!ie, >y Cousin innie@

1) Hardware and Software Configuration

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1igure 0@ Te a!erage block si#e of &on?oser,

as a function of work factor.

!e" I don#t $now, e8s got a boar, a bear, acouple of $eer.

(e@ oa. )ou8re gonna soot a $eerKe@ I $on8t know. I suppose. I mean, I 8m a man8s

man, I coul$ go $eer unting.

(e@ % sweet, innocent, armless, leaf'eating,

$oe'eye$ little $eer.

e@ ey 5isa, I 8m not gonna go out tere ust to

wimp out, you know. I mean, te guy will lose

respect for me, woul$ you rater a!e tatK

9(e gets up, walks o!er to te batroom an$

suts te $oory Cousin

inny, Eeff Naugton, te isconsin Database

?erformance ?aper, 7eno8s para$o/, >eeta

Jabra an$ te wogma.com website, an$ we

e!en reference$ te (okal %ffair in te ea$ingof te paper Gactually in te name of te

institute tat te autors are from, but you get

wat I mean, rigtKH pro!in g once an$ for all

tat nobo$y as rea$ tis paper.

%%1tUI& will a$$ress many of te issues face$

by to$ay8s analysts. Our meto$ology for

arcitecting write'back caces is famously ba$.

1urter, &on?oser as set a prece$ent for

interposable arcetypes, an$ we e/pect tat

computation al biologists will stu$y &on?oser for

years to come. In fact, te main contribution ofour work is tat we confirme$ tat access

points 9:; < an$ superpages 93 . The e%%ect o% $odular $odalities oso%tAare egieerig.&ourn'l of Electronic, Autonomous

od'lities .5 (8uly '**4+, 11*.

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