Reputation Enhancement for Felis Domesticus

Rachel Amanda Pottinger (RAP)

Steven Andrew Wolfman (SAW)

Fauna NMI Xerxon (FX)

World’s most ravishing cat

Compare to 2nd most ravishing cat.

Interactive Digression:The Statistical Spot Check

Real NMI

Other cats

Alex stuck in cat door

Historically, cats were “f”s.

Anatomy of a Cat

legs

claws

ears

stature: 9”

Making Reputation Match Stature

stature: 9”Reputation: #67≠

Method (1 of 3)

Method (2 of 3)

Method (3 of 3)

Other Method (1 of 1)

Results: Success!!

stature: 9”

Reputation:

#4=

UGLY SICKLY FAKE

DEFEATEDBY MERE BABY

NO MATCHFOR THISTEXTBOX

AFRAID OF SMALL BIRDS RAVISHING

DOG

LOW RANKED…………………………

PATHETIC, EXTINCT LOSER

RELATED WORK

Conclusion

Acknowledgments

• Corin Anderson• Krzysztof Gajos• Zachary G. Ives (ZGI)• Jayant Madhavan• Samantha Michel• Donald J. Patterson

III (DJPIII)

• Andrew Petersen• PoCSci’03• Sarah Schwarm• Neil Spring• Tammy VanDeGrift

(TVDG)• Deepak Verma

The following people sucked up to our cat for research fame: