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Reindeer Jokes. Why is Prancer always wet?. Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?. “RUDE”-olph. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?. Anything you want because he can’t hear you!. How do you get into Donner’s house?. You ring the “DEER”-bell!. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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Why is Prancer always wet?

Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer

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Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad

manners?

“RUDE”-olph

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What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because

he can’t hear you!

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How do you get into Donner’s house?

You ring the “DEER”-bell!

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Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

Because they look silly in

“Snow Suits”

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?

Yeah, you know,

“Olive the other reindeer who,

used to laugh and call him names”?

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What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?

This one will “sleigh you!”

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Where do you find reindeer?

It depends on where

you leave them

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If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?

a “RE- TAIL”

Shop(Retail Shop)

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What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?

It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)

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