What you are

about to read is

the intense and

thrilling story of

MY birth. This

content is not for

the faint hearted.

Or gingers.

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Raelynn’s Birth

Koo Wahh

Birth: what a

horrid affair!.

“Get crazy with the

cheese wiz.”

-Beck

as we all know every great project needs a

rough draft. They tried again to obtain

perfection with my sister Raegan but again

they fell short. And then on August 31 1993,

I proved that the third time really is a charm.

I exited my mother’s loins and began to

spread joy right away.She loved me so much

that she got her tubes tied right away, as to

not have to focus her attention anywhere

else. I was supposed tobe a Rayhanna but

my dad spitballed Raelynn on the

wayto the hospital and BAM! Was my

birth significantly more important than

others? Who am I to say? But yes.

It all began when Rick fell

madly in love with Robin.

He knew right away that she

would bear his offspring.

They got the ball rolling with

my brother Russell because

Little Labor Little Lovin Little Baby

If I was a drug I’d sell by the gram.