5 CENTS

NO. 42

Council Defeats

raternity Ban

Motion Asking Senate To End

Greek 'Recognition Downed 7 .3

A 'resolution to the Senate to remove university recogni-

tion to fraternities and sororities was voted down after a heated

debate in Students Council last night ,

The,resolution was moved by Phil Dadson and seconded by

John deWolfe . Also voting for the motion was Co-ordinator Jac k

Lintott.

Miami .by R . L. Bradshaw

M VCH"MAVE+LLED comfort station above was depositied in front of the Aggle Buildin gby fhiistrated Redshirts last fall . Not to b2 outdone, Aggies quickly rallied to the cam•pus told . moved the offending structure to a mare approporite`location in front on the Engin-eering Building. Engineers intimidated pub3ters so that the'whole incident was not mad epublic until now .

S PUNISHED

r4ggies ReturnComfort Station

t

r

. Ili DANCINGTAUIhT TO AGGIfI

Are you a round peg in a square dance? Do you ge t

confused when the caller says, "Blurble left grand docey

corner allemande chain around the hall? "

Fundamentals of square dancing will be taught to al l

those interested in learning for the big Farmer's Frolic this

Friday.

Lesson's will be held in the Women's Gym this Frida y

noon.

One mint' evening last fall, alarge gnowp of frustrated redahirt s

sail :a hsavy . ruck deposited a

htrge epsie cottrrart station in fron t

of the Aggie Building, Their mla •

sloe fgeouipiiehed, the red tide

es Rally10ut*rpv eitlg Agates, .summoned

by'a•llgte Working fellow farmer ,geiokty rallied to the campus . At9 ;10 V.O. the unwelcome strut •

tut r Moved to a new and

To make . sure that their defea t

never made the headlines, a grou p

of friendly engineers , visited the

Pub• They' offered any pubsterwho argtld print something abou ttie tirmer'e coutp, a chance to tes t

his niter under water in the

hyd lldiloe slab . Olt course, to mak ecure ^t$iat a valuable machin e

would not be lost in the murky

dllgths, it would be attached to the

swept townevard and were soon

noisily celebrating their victory . It

wa1 Indeed fitting punishment ,

they thought for the farmers. Hied

they not challenged engineeringmight in such activities as the

blood drive and chariot rare .

ferred the fragrant offering to', it snew home„ Other craftsmen deftly

tasbioned some of the organicwhat

ter into spheres, not unlike snow-balls, with which they t`ktlifull y

writer's necktie. The journalists,

deciding that , underwater endur -

ance records belonged to th e

realm of sports magazines,, agree 1

that nothing would be printed .

That the engineers are still reel .

Ing from this psychological de.

feat is evideniced by the tact tha t

to date they have done nothing

to punish the .fun-loving farmers .

Aggies Give

Apple Profit

To Gym fund

Thursday's, the day whep • you'llbe able to literally chew up -part

of the gymn debt .

'1hte year Aggdes are turningover half the profit* of their bi g

annual apple day to the gyms

fund. Thr Otter . half of the pro•

tit is not 'going to finance a corn•

dicker orgy for the farmers but

lr , going too the kide In the Cri p

pled Children's ' ,Hospital.

Rubes and cute farmer's daugh-

ters will' be stationed at all cam•

pus rbawryepota passing out the 5 0

boxes of rosy' apples . Remem •

her .every Weltdl or dime le for

two ci one best ' causes there are.

se det'r hear. tots of munching

mwlma;ad .

ltzl

tr an, Thursday, .

'Hail And Farewell '

From Aggie Pres

By R. A . SWANTO N

1In twelve weeks, ,ten days ,

on, hour, five minutes and thre e

seconds from now, 72 (we hope )

senior students in the Facult y

'of Agriculture -Will , be leaving

this university .Some will be going Into in.

dustry, a taw .to government

Eereices, ,a few, about one per-

cent, will be going back to

farms, and the rest will be jus t

going. Honibver, no matte '

where we go, most, it not all

of us, will remember these tour

or five years ,aft a major epi c

in our individual experience.The courses offered in ou t

faculty are greatly diversified I n

scope and sttbjeot matter an dconsequently the ultimate goal s

or destinations of graduates i n

Agriculture are various• Thi s

year 's graduation class is no

exception. Their jobs will carry

them from the Barbados to Al-

aska and from Vancouver Is -

land to England•

Doc ,Randle

nCampus

eci'c.ay

Jaz Soc and L.S.E. in their

third collaboration to bring

good live jazz to the campus

have , again come up with a

fine offering. Coming to the

Auditorium on Wednesday a l

lunchtime is the Doc Randle

Quintet .

Leading the group on piano wil l

be Doe Randle, whose subtle ar•

rangements will greatly insur e

the concert's success .

Featured with Doe will be Gerry

Bouoher, tenor sax; delicate phr-

asemaker Eddie Rdop on trumpet ,

Ted Owen on drums and laa!ly, no

stranger to Jess followers, the ex-

cellent young bassist, Stan "Cud •

dies" Johnson.

Songs will be presented by CB C

singipg star, Johnny Armstron g

Another CRC alumnus, Jazz critic

Bob Smith, will MC the show . Ad .

mission will be 26 cents .

Beauty on the Spot featur e

will begin appearing in .,th e

Ubyssey Thursday.

Photographer Walt Suesel

will roam about the campus lo-

oking for attractive girls In ap .

pealing situations . Filmeoc wh o

is sponsoring the feature wil l

provide a double pass to their

Tuesday movie .At the end of the term the y

pick the winning girl and at a

special ceremony name her Miss

Filmset; of '62 'The Girl We

Would Mdst Like to be ' In a

Projection Booth With ."

Watch for It, kids, and let u s

know how you like it !

In spite of these separatin g

Intluences, the spirit of comead •

ship and oo•operation which ex-

ists between undergraduates ,

graduates and faculty alike can -

not be equalled In any other

faculty of the university .

They are bonds which stir•

pass curricular and geograph i

cal boundaries. Bonds like

these last ,forever . (If there is

any doubt in your mind abou t

this Aggit spirit, come to the

Fannter's Frolic and see fo r

yourself!)

The resolution condemned fra.

ternitles as bigotted, restrictin g

social contacts, , claiming prior alle-

glance from the AMPS, and setting

'up a financial barrier to full par .

ticipatlon In AMij activities .

Ted bee, Junior Member, chars

ed thathe resolution is full o f

falsities and lies . Lintott based his

opinion on the tact ' that fraternn•y

and sorority social events ' conflic t

with those of the AMS, and he fel t

that the Greek groups should beresponsible to the AXIS eo . orldna .

tor.

FRATERNITY LIKE CARD S

Phil Dadson, AMS vice-president ,

In defending his resolution charg-

ed that fraternity costs preven t

those who might otherwise wish t o

join from becoming members, rierr

counterrandgd with '

Page Two THE UBYSSEYTuesday, January 29, 1952

This column is humblydedicated to the city slick-er in order that they mitebe better informed 'bouttheir country cousins andthis weeks topic :The Cow — TDisprovin Some

Dude Beliefs .

,

Regardin the cow

A cow don't give milk, ya

hev to take 4t tram lter.Regardin the cost of cream

Cream don't drat more

then milk uz its harde rter the cow Wait on smal l

bottles.

Regardin automatic milkersA automatic milker ain ' t

a cow what jumps up andown while the farmerjest hang. on.

Regardin cowbells

Ya kin hear cawlbells but

ya kain"t hest cow horns .

Regardin how long a cow

should .be milkedSame as a short one.

Regardin oathsSome gulls has calve s

only a cow could love,

Regardless what ya thinks of

this column—it shore is goo d

ter the garden . SE YA AT TIM

FROLIC .

eetdem

li4ite . . .

Bottled Engin.easEditor The Ubyssey :

Duz Engineer spirit gum i n

bottles only? Thets the clues-

tion I axed myself when I saw

poster bout the Engineers re -

in er:oin WUS co-ed day. Y ohY is them big hair chested an d

brained, bee hee amen *hu t

clefts to be champions of the

meek and oppressed ales ter ,

rorizin the week an oppressed

namely the freshmen class an

gulls in particular. Course some

of them freshmen grows up to

.he pretty strappin tellers in a

year. So I guess they haz onl y

one year before the runs the

n Isk of gettin thei r hairdo s

messed up .

As fer that corn squeezing

call th,et they is allus hellerin :

Never saw the engineer

TM coed jug dowp them, 40 , bee r

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UBC Welcomes PMUBLISHI:'G a new magazine in Canada is, at best, risky .

When that magazine is concerned with fine arts,.It be-

homes ,a neax•impossible proposition.

British Columbia now has such a magazine . Called PM ,

this publication had already appeared on the ne*stands twice

and has received enthusiastic reception from the reading

public .Several UBC students and alumni have, helped ipunch

the new veltture. The chronicle of its formation is a storyof frustration, disappointment and a remarkably slim budget .

But now that PM is a reality, there is a real opportunity

for new writers to display their talents . Articles .on all aspect s

of fine' artsh—theatre, painting, book reviews radio, etc . as wel l

as'sllort stories and poetry are in demand .British Columbia is the, youngest part of this country .

Promotion of fine arts is the job of the university and of 'Suchinterested people as those who form the staff of PM .

For such a young city, Vancouver is making rapid strides

towards cultural maturity .It is in this respect that PM makes a real contribution to

Canadian life .'The Ubyssey welcomes PM to the field of Canadian pub -

lieationa .We hope that PM prospers and continues to grow into a

strong influence in Canadian life .

This' issue of the Ubyssey has been devoted to th eAgriculture Undergrradpate Society . the following editor -ials review the state of Agriculture .and the activities of

s the Aggies in the past year.

From the beginning, all the Agricultural functions hel d

this year have been a tremendous success, and the Farmer ' s

Frolic will give the rest of the people on the campus a chanc e

to join with us in one of our activities . It is to be hoped tha t

the spirit of the Aggies will rub off in the rest of the Univer-sity at that time .

iThe Salmon Roast, Fall Field Day, Fall Banquet and

Auction sale were all well attended, and we know that th eremaining functions of the year will be just as popular .

This edition of the Ubyssey is a momentous occasion fol.the Agricultural students. After looking through back issuesof 'the Ubyssey, brought up from the third subbasement o fthe Brock, it was found that this is the first complete issueto be published by the Aggies, for the Aggies, and about th eAggies .

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There has been splendid co-operation from all who wereapproached, or who volunteered to do their bit, and to themwe give our thanks .

AGRICULTUREtoday occupies a fundamental position in

relation to the welfare of civilization . It is now within thepower of man to bring about a satisfactory and equitabledistribution of world food supplies .

The Food and Agricultural Organization of the Unite dNations represents an effort on the part of the nations of th eworld to find a practical solution to these problems . Eachnation is expected to recognize its national obligation to raisethe levels of nutrition and to improve the efficiency of agri-cultural production and distribution .

This movement needs and requires every assistance tha tmay be offered by educational and research institutions andparticularly the contributions that 'may be made by Facul-ties of Agriculture In our Universities .

These contributions have resulted in improvements in ithetechniques of agricultural production including those havingto do with soil fertility and conservation, with crop yields an dthe protection of growing crops from disease, and with thei rrelationship to the feeding of well-bred livestock .

Furthermore, improvements in the methods of processing ,storing and distributing food products together with ou rincreasing knowledge of nutrition have resulted in the estab-lishment and acceptance of unanticipated scientific principle swith far-reaching social and economic implications for huma nwelfare .

The training of increasing numbers of men and women atthe university level for responsible posts in agricultural teach-ing, research and extension is essential if we are to give tothe oldest yearing of mankind—the need for food—its moder nscientific form and substance .

DEAN B. A. EAGLES

e .e

-To ,many .of us who have Rl v .

'ed' 'au' bur` life' en' the' . Coket, the

threat ' Canadlaht pities are flier-

.ely a Ware Whet. Blast Meets

'West and 'bath go tattle ,place

die for a good dime, We 'iOr •

get that lircdti the *ides oO ne '

most at the bread' attd 'eat o n

tier attires, as Well as many of

tha oars On our trade mane ,

'Inhhia d

krea, 'dai^there er a

isuey` ` w set year in' and

year 4n 'they liaddty then get

out), Odd iraptbt ia, as "we are

aiboirt to bite o a ohb'oblate

eoli'dr,'We attgiut";hsite a' meal-

OM to Irt i DiGer gthe qll and

sorest that went Into the 00 -

t+ry, and 'Whit a lathy tiilti-

ttote eheyat'e`ifarWhtpt a cream .

'The 1 of Wheat is a

~difficult &elk, 'hOWeuer, ad dshould be etbachid with . eau •

tion by rite Segtnner. It you,

ter $ tame, ate thinking of ye-

otiming a ' rawer, the 'dint

' tbk g 'od should grt is a tai+at .

thou "pruM sty 'knew tills, . but

it doesn't 'hint to impress it on

goer mind.) Udforttitiately, as

it happens, most tames seem

to do better in the country than,

in the city, and it's no good kid;

ding yourrnetf you oan ' get into

that apartment suite. Parini,

call for ducks, pigs, mews andall sorts of mosey things that

you can't just sweep under the

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Harvest ShampooNow, the important ,thing

about hewing a farm is the sail ,

Sa41, generally speaking, is flirt

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ground on your farm, along Wit h

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their land every year, then ru n

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day, thanlos to sclettce, tam-

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.their craps t ill the crops get

dizzy and tall over by themsel-

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The Farmer SpiritUbyssey editorial of last term stated that there is a lack

A of spirit at UBC . With all due respects to the Ubyssey ,we have been wondering where they dug up their informa-tion. But we expect that they didn't visit very long with th e

Aggies .

Agriculture Today

which is when you chop down

everything it took you all year

to' grew, This may seem a littl e

silly at first, butt further etude

proves it to be uttery ridicu-

lous. Also, for the reaping, you

wilt . need a couple of hared

hands. As a rule, these hands

arrive with people on the end

of them, so yoti hadbetter get

some ehtra hods .

To harvest the erop, you wil l

need, of all things, a harvester,

a marvellous maclllIne which

outs the wheat, scoops it up ,gives it a brisk shampoo and

massage, snips the hair in th e

ears (In the ease of corn)t'and

then goes back to replace all

divots,

•Finally the farmer and ail hi s

neighbors, with their families ,

gang up on the wheat and give

it a good thrashing, just to get

even for one thing and another .

A thrashing machine separ.

A,tes the grain from the chaff ,

the cream from the milk, the

sheep from the goats, etc ., etc. ,

so that 'by the time the thrash-

ing 1s neighed, everybody is so

hungry that he Could eat a

horse. Per this reason, the far-

mer usually hides his horses

untlb the throatttg is otter, us-

ing a tractor instead . Very few

people are every so hungry

they could at a tractor. (Raw

tractor, that is . )

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This about tihlehes Off th e

season for .thee farther: 'die is

now ready to borrow mone y

from the ;bank and start over

again, ptouashtng up the good

earth. In this regard, I forgot

to mention that the old fashion•

ed plough maybe used for Ore -

paring the ground tor whea t

'that proditoes brdinary 'bread ,

Par .pee-sliced loaves,' dt Is nee-

winery .to employ a' disco hat -

tow. ', Any Other questions?

.. ; . (FEOM UMW AND NON .

sifts)

35 YEARS OF SERVICE

TO THE UNIVERSITY OF

BRITISH COLUMIMA,

ITS FRATERNITIE S

AND SORORITIES .

TNERE'S A REASON

STATION DRY AND

PRINTIItii'CO. LTih

11035 Seymour et. Vancouver, S.C.

To do this, a tattiner with

tWo aches seeds one of thtim i n

the *wing gild leaves the other

'tine flow, 'but, vtrY tut*, he"dOwhi't'l'et on Which one he'har,

thedad; to' that each wore thinks

,that the other acre is doing all

the Work. This Makes a sort of

tithe tout, of it, and everylbody

.obits himdelt immensely.

ll9abh 'Moe iias every other yee r

, f'tit bete eroded in the sun

With 'a grodtth of stubble on it s

dace, or to go but add edw e

llew '*dd beta . Three while ono'fluid is growing bread, the 0th-

,'er'.has'a, thence to load, too, an d

ica+h up an its nttragen life,

'4'lf coarse, if you Want to re .

From Our

teats dour dohs when you hav e

three acres well You just oath .

"hail tb ee acres that all . ;You'll

Fiti

either bate to sell one or turn tit into a nitti ` re golf course .

iatsaiiamhaiat

Eder busiest aloe its a tame. 'diV 'T

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er Will 'be duiing the tartest, ' Noah's Ark was needed in

Applied Science 109. • A tap lef t

running all night in the Zoo -

logy 6 lab flooded the .room sad

icau d damage ',estiptated at

'one hundred dollars.

The janitor who discovered

the flood early Tluursday morn•

leg found himself in three in -

lobes at water, , some of which

leaked through to the ceiling

bf the room bslorr

10 Years Ago

A permanent employment

bureau will be get .up on the

campus under the University

Administration, Hit'gh McLeo d

of the USC on employment told

the UBC. The bureau was ex-

pected to he set ikp and den-

teaming before the first .week

in Marth.

5 Years AgoTaking strong measures to

check the "deplorable condition

of the Udih parking tot, the Dis-

cipline Committee prohibite d

the removal of bodes from

either the Cat or the bus stand

In the future .The many cases of cut tires

being reported fly irate motor-

ists who were unable, to get

new tires was the cause of the

new ruling.4 —

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thefts of power iteaeItinei'y,

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eledt'rfioah n and' fa'MU gt uo•

tires. '

The objective of the dean•

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to the meof tit+ n rude of I • ,

ricitit►b'e and be'pititiolent In atea'ppiioation' to egrionittiral bn• .

tdrPdses ,

See 3ou+sll at Open House.

-BY -JOAN ,MICE

Agronomists .

Assisting the Dept. in 'lectur-

ing and , lab, inatruction is Miss

Nora Neilson—an expert on th e

industrial algniticancq of yeasts

and molds . Miss N. is kept busy

'making sure that the Dairy

413 students don't take the lids

off their bread mold plates .

The 'three student dishwash-

er's and the undergrads cam-

'dote the "happy family", s o

thq,tt all together the dairy lab

is a beehive of scientific re -

search and friendly spirit .

8Y C, E. RIVE

this great tree are called horti •

cuiturists . And these hoettoul-

thrists have apprentices wh o

are not always under the shade

of the trees, but are often found

insuch lairs as the bus sto p

coffee shop. Of ,course, they

would my that 'they are discus •

slug horticultural subjects.

However, 'they are not a bad

lot, and sometimes they workhard .

BY `DM' GARDINER

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There is another very distin -

guished professor in the poultry

department who hies done a tre-

mendous amount of research I n

the field of ,nutrition and die -

eases . In fact I am convinced

he knows more about avian nee-,roiyanphamatesos thee Avia

nand Nouro put itogether . He is '

of course, Professor Jake Biely.

`'B YM I KE 'HANNA

last weak, with Dr. Brink and

Mr . Twamley coming along as

pinaboys .

Despite ' at this 'feveilsh ' acti-

vity we still have time for re•laxatioh, in fare; bee Of the boys

even fduud time to get mat+rie d

this year-slits absence from th ePlant Breedinig ek ur ge' was not .ed with a "HunT re* intereste dits PLANT breeding, eh?"

JOHN P fu,''

Ttfeliday, January 29, 1932

i ;rku.ttur. .alDo you know anyone in Ag•

ricultitral Mechanics? Ag .Meth* are easy to *pot . It they

gay they wilt be over with a

Ford, they'll probably„oome on

a tractor . And the "case" at

home is not the wife. It sheyells John Deere, sh's not ,call -

lag you, she's mewing at thetractor. And Oliver is not aTwist from Dickens but a tree.

for from Chicago .

'Everybody knows that all ,Ca-

One of the oldest, and via-

alive. ]ly her activity, .raw, un •

tainly one of the most sprea d

tag trees in the agricultural

. forest is that one which is call -

(Id Horticulture . Her roots ar c

old and knarled, and are deep .

imbedded in Chemistry, Phy

glee. and Biological sciences .

Yet, each year she has produe •

ed fruit in abundance, and her

new shoots and buds give Pro-

mise for the years to come . In .

deed, this tree is very muc h

Poultry Department

I hate to appear cocky o .

to his students and flock alike .

create any fowl impressions, but

I have yet to see an undorgrad -

the poultry department has

uate come from his office afte r

something to crow about . There

discussing any problem without

is Prof. E. A. Lloyd for instance

feeling invigorated and read y

ruling the roost and dir ecting a

to tackle even the Imposslibie ,

breeding ,program % to increase

*of. is so filled with enthusi -

egg production and improve

asm Ghat it is inevitable tha t

meat type of his feathered EH-

some of this enthusiasm wil l

ends .

a

rub off on whomever he con -

This man is an Inspiration

toots .

What is an agronomist? Well ,

our Field 'Crops seminar grou p

spent half of last term tryingtoi decide, and we didn't really

come to much of a conclusion :

But we futur e agronomists

must he pretty important be -

, cause Quo of our profs said that

Field Crops was the most lm •pentant department on the cam -

pus, (Now! now! Dr. Laird, yo u

know it isn't true .)

The horse and mule live thirty year s

'

'Witting know of wine and beers,

'The goat'flitd dheep at twenty di e

And never taste of Scotch or Rye .

The Cow drinks water by the ton,

Acid' at eighteen is mostly done,

The Dog at, fifteen mostly cashes in ,

fthet t'the aid of lira or Gin .

he 'Celt in milk and water adakes, .

And then An twelve elitirt'years it croaks .

The 4tiiliest, sober., boiie.dry 1ep,

eggs for nogg, then' dies at ten .

t 'affil fs ,are`etrictlyidly,

'

They dkilbrs bite and swiftly die.

But Atka Giiefull,iRum-soaked' Men

Stkrvfveforr three score years and ten !

e ,cites, Uwe' I sit at My lever stir in .one of the

rooms bf ' 4he Aggie ' b

d, trying ' to think of

+!ei ll you. 3 gbetlg could !tell you of a typical (? . .

day `in '•ilia life of an Agee girl, Bnlabries Le'Aol, from Cowie

tik' , B C.

affvei+ereen Fiity~'ound~), Franoee,As 2 tt~iage wearily Itdo the'A*rl•

t~ 'ou>Eure euildt4 after '}~pg

Wlim oar watd!ba

'us gel ~ matte

sure we are going to the Farmers 'crt 91eep1ng j th Ink any Ittbkfptafsl prom. "utter au girls, hebe tens u,,,(tat today I have only three 'Uhl, It 'ls Lean year !

s t are famous tar ''"YsHas niche 'an the eanipue seen3tf11 ' Of1aba I abs . otit eyes ttnd

eats andwalkpert tltenaenr icam• loiter? He I . alahttepireonwhieh

belongs to Joan, She 'dissecte dhintt nroom and '

in tc abase the in one of her labs and When abestates to the second floor, wiihlttg *as th'ttltigk ' With 'it, site broughtwe had an escalator.

it up to our oothmon room 'wrappe dI am careful to , tiptoe past the up in a paper towel, with its head

Horticulture room so that mty pro• sticking out like a bouquet of Clow -teaser will not tittles me and ask or

sfor my last Marta Mullah assign• We all fell in love with this gees-meet . I keep torgetJting to sand It some spectacle ,(.oar girl, we hav ein, 'but I'll get around t

:: before to ittithour her when she get . to

grradua ion, some 1,069 day..rway, the advanced zhgees) ,and hung

into the women'. common room Homer from the light in our room.

I go, pau$na to see tht latest 3okes A few days later Homer disap•

that go up on our notice board . Boy, peat+ed from his little *rapper, 'but do we ever get some good ones! Now we all want to know wher

eI drop ley books into my looker, he is

. I doubt if he could fly, for h eetbout the glee of a waste basket

ain'

t got no feathers . I doubt if heand

could run, for he aidn't got noI am about to 604s1t my weary muscles . I doubt' if he could move .

frame on the chesterfield when I. for he's dead !

notice something lying crumpled had better go to a lab now,on it . I reach down to straighten dahlings, so I'll run off now, saythe chesterfield up,'whetti the thing 'ng goodnight to all the UBC snowmoves. OOPS!

shovelers, .i think they have don e

It is Pat catching up on her a good job if things get any worse ,sleep. She had a hard evening of I may look into their field .It yesterday, chasing the chickens '

around the Poultry Product's eggscartons. Those chickens just want-ed to see how their children wer e

doing. I sit down ,to relax in one

of the comfortable chairs and read

the book which is currentlyr drift-

ing around the room and Is of grea tInterest to all the Aggie girls en•titled "Hopalong Cassidy Returns, "

A pleasant aroma with all th e

romance of a soggy running shoe

watts around us, and we know thatMae has returned tram the farm.Liz is over In the corner with her

brow all fueled, slaving over a

tot typewriter trying to beat an

essay deadline .

Joan comes steaming in and I

pry her with information on what

will cook In my next Here deb.

Someone else saunters in and an-ounces that she Just fell oft a fort y

toot ladder, but ,that it wits too

bad that she was only on the sec-

ond rung from the bottom .Sheila just shuffled in looking a

little blue 'so I guess that her

landlady hasn't filled her sawdus t

bin yet, (These ipioneers that wil l

maintain that 'we are Canada' s

Horti cii ittre

introduction to the Members ofthe dept . one aeon 'realises tha t

science "looms." the 'head of

our department is Dean B. A.Eagles, whose main ambition is

to have the Aggies continuetheir brilliant euocese in organi c

chemistry .

The director of Research is

Dr. J. J, R. Cathpbell, an en •

thusiastic and outstanding- wor-

ker in the field of bacterial me-

tabolism . Ho tver, at tho mom •

ent can be found displaying the

now centrifuge to the envy o f

our next door , neighbors th e

-South Of the main mall, be .

you'd the south parking lot,

across the thud Elates of sout hfootball field and beyond agate ,

stands .an off essive, dignified ,modern"; '9atorey grey bric krbuildltg.

Beyond that, stand two some-what less impressive buildings(but none the, less dignified )Huts 022 anti across the gravel

heap H'021--the home of th e

dairy dept.

Of verse, drinking coffee i s

not the only activity in thedairying department . From an

Mec:har 'resterpillars . come *from Peoria,

but not everyone knows that a

oneway is a set of discs tha t

don't go the way they point .

' How many know what a graindrill is? No, it's not for drilling

Boles in grain.

The Agricultural Mechanic sdepartment wits Anted in 1946

in a hut, and has grown into thenew bailing in two stages . Thecourses have jumped from two

the poo-

shade o f

related and in itself useless ,

scientific data is digested and

combined with products of he r

own synthysis to provide use •

rut infovnaatton for the agrl•

oulturlsts of the world . There

is little need to stress the kn •

parlance of this crop of usefu l

information .

Naturaally enough ,

plc who work in th e

AgronomyDepartment .•

Our biggest project so far

this year was the Field Crop

(Replay for the Aggie 0Nteld iaaylast Pall, but we' have several

more things planned, includin g

another display for the coedits

Open House al' 11AC, (withsquare-dancing, perhaps?) when

'we lope to make an Impression

'on John 'O. Public 'as to the im •

,pentane of Field Crops. Our

went bowling,sondnar class

AnimalHusbandryAt the extreme southerly end

w elt the campus In, a motle y

bunch of 'buildings is located

the Department of Animal ties-

baudry . One finds here animal s

of all descriptions ranging fro m

cows and hairless mink to gui-

nea pigs and graduate stad •

eats .

If one is lucky one my catcha glimpse of Dr. Jack terryplaying happily with his Ayr •

shires or see 1)r. Atari Wood ,

armed with s1)ttoon and sharp

Bisecting a calf ;

Dairy Barns stu-

found passing the

wheelbarrow and ,

knife busil ywhile in th edents can be

time with

shovel.If the visitor is worried

about his basal metabolism he

can visit the nutrt on lab for

infennuation, Dr. Alec Wood

might be at home—he droppe d

in yesterday en route from Lyt •

ton to Boise, iclahe to correc t

exam (tapers .

Not all the work of the do .

owboy

Corn

The farmer, whose pig was kilt•

led, by a ear, was raving mad ,

"Don't worry," said the motor•

let trying to pacify the bereav-

ed man. "I'll replace your pig. "

"You can't," said the farmer ,

"Ye ain't fat enough."

;91%Time was when a car Witss un-

home! at, up in an out of the

way community ininterior ' B .C .

The ' bumpkin was a toimded

one day when he haw a ear go

tby without any means of 1000 •

mouton, His Byes buig{ed out

further when a motorcycle tel •

lowed, and dieappeaaeld groundthe bend .

'Great Scott,(' he 'Stuttered,"Who'd a Munk( that **tithin gud have a Tit. "

A Westerner *Meted -Ii seal•

con with his it+dte Old s It year

old boy. He ordered two thwigh twhiskey.,

"Hey Pa," said the b07

Ma drinking?"*

Mountatneer to 'big +lhi+ed-rear aid ' non:

,

" Y,' quit polnitln filet User

gun at yor 'brdbher, Ititreliggt

go off and kill see '*!'thoseekeng he's *fin' "WISt . "

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pertinent is done on the farm. .

Upstairs in the Agee Building '

can be found Profeiieor Harry

King, who, seated firmly on hismilk hoard, guides the dpart• ,

inept on its peaceful way as h e

has done for the last quarter of .

a century ,

You can see that we A.H .

men have a great record to

►naintain but although none ofus are greet * hunters we still ''

find time to shoot the bull,

a

Swim Squad

Sweep Meet

'MURALSJntramunals this week for the

gale :Jan. 29 Pre Med vs Arts III

Black. Ref Crafter.

Jan. 30 Arts U Orange ve ArtsHI Blue, Ref . Lewis .Jan. 31 12 :30 P .E. IQ vs NewmanRef. Cave. 1 :15 Res. II vs Ants I IGreen . Ref. Cave.

Don't forget the Intramural Sk iMeet, Sunday, Falb, 17 et Moun tSeymtour . Fifty girls can stay fo rfree at VOC Cabin. The meetstelae at 12 at the lodge, so meetthere .

iThey are signing up teams fo r

the ' Women's Intramural Bowlin gmeet, so get your teams in fo rthis, too .

Ping PongPing Pong schedule :

Wednesday, Jan . 30 12 :3\1) , Mem-orial Gym, :1, Moore (Forest) vs Hornstei n(Kappa Sigs,) 2. Barclay (Arch . )vs Johnson (Fiji) . 3 . Currin (New -man) vs Patez (Zeta), 4 . McDon-ald (ATO) vs Fingarsoh (RCAF) .

Friday, February 1 :1, Comrdbaklis (Sigmta C'hi) v .s

Neen (VOC). 2 . McKay (Commer-ce) vs Wallinger (APC) . 3 . Well s(Pharmacy) vs Dawe (Union Col )4, White (Pharmacy) vs Harve y(Phi K.P,) Blank (Meths) es,,

Parks (Devils),

GROUPS LEADER SSatuielay and Sunday, Feb . 2

and 3 at the YMCA, the Institut efor Voluntary Group Leaders i spresenting a program and workshop' foe all those Interested i nplayground work, group leader -ship, and social recreation .

The fee is GO cents and thi sworkshop is of much more value .To get an entry form, contactMrs, Brown at the Women's Gym •nasium .

Semitone Include : Simple Crafts ,Drama, Use of Films, Team Sports ,Outdoor Programs, Square Danc-ing and Sing Songs ,

You can attend any partworkshop, and the session sbe Sat morning, Sat .and evenings and Sunda ynoon .

VOC OPEN HOUS E

snow, the 50 racers entered th erace from the second jump or Sey-mour to the VO(' cabin .

Mailer of the four mile In thei rclasses were : Grads — Don Man-ning. A class men — Pat Duffy .

CLIPPERS CLI PBIRDMEN 10.1

By BRAN, PRENTICE

Attempting to .protect theirone goal on Saturday night, theUBC Thunderbird bob k e yteam lost a close decision to th eI4anaimo Clippers, when th eClippers put on some potentpower plays to finally eke outa hard-fought victory over

, out

college,pucksters by a score o f10 .1 .

portray the true play throughou tthe,game . It was obvious that N anairno were by far the superio rteat. However they did not let u pon ,;their aggressive attacks onc eduring the entire sixty minutes .

Bill Olsen in the nets for .theBirds was visibly nervous through-

He had one of his better nights be-tween the posts, and there are atleast six Thunderbirds that woul dgladly pay his passage to Aklavi kfor the countless times he robbe dthe man almost certain goals ,

als Hoop Teames B.- M. Clark

JLeeds UBC Team To SlimVictory Over Arch Rivals, B . M . Clarkes

By RUTH CHASE

,Sheila Moore of the UBC Thunderettes, turned in ti court*genus game of basketball 'last Thursday, in an exciting over -time win for the Thunderettes at King Ed . Gym. It was foun dlater that Sheila had a torn cartilage in her right arm, and ye tshe'played the whole first half. Scoring 5 points to boot !

WE NEED HE R

5- Joan MacArthur, coach, ilhoping that Sheila will be able .o playla the next game against B,M . Clarke, Wednesday night at John Oliver ,

The score at full time was 41-all, after Adele Aseltine scored th etying free shot . In the overtime, Thunderettes ignored the fact tha tthey were out of league playoff, and went on to score a 53 . 47 win ove rB .M. Clarkes. ,

$H tDID 1Pat Donovan and Jan Crafter hit the nets for 10 and 11 points res •

pectively while Collen Smith claimed 14 points for the losers .

Thunderettes : Asettine 10, Crafter 11, Bennett, Nyholm 7, Cooke 2 ,Doeovan 10, Moore 6, Elaine 6, Russell . Total 53 .

Clarke : McAiuley 2, Smith 14, Douglas, Reitama 8, Richardson,Batley 5, Pegueoh 10, Feer,ie 3, MoKinnell Be Total 47 .

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Varsity Boys Set Three New

Canadian Collegiate Records

By JIM MacINTYREUBC Swimmers shattered three Canadian Inter-collegiate

and nine UBC records is their meet against Everett Junio r

College at` Everett Friday night . They won eight events out o f

nine to take the meet 48 to 21 .The three Canadian Inter-oolle .

giate records broken were :120 yds . Individual Medley —

Gordon Potter—1:21 .6 (OM . 1 :26'6 )100 yds Breaststroke—Peter Lusz-tig—(Heat 1)—1 :14 .8 (OR 1 :16.0) ;100 yds Breaststroke—Torsten Be nExton (Heat 2)-1 :10 .8 ; (Betterin gLusztlg's record in Heat one) . -

Additional UBC records . lie twere :

100 yds Backstroke—Don Smyth e(lHeat 1)—1 :13.2 (0.4. 1 :14.2) ;100 yds Backstroke– 'Palle Cat

,dell (Heat 2)—1 :05,0; (Bettering athletes on the 'campus.

Smyth's record in Heat one) ; '100 ;yds Freestyle--Olaf Olsen—2 :11,1—(O .R. 2.20 .8) ; 180 yds MedleyRelay—Smythe, Lusztig, Carden—1 :49.2 (O.R. 1 :49 .2) ; (This is th afirst time that this race has bee nswans) ,

The times 'for the remainin gevents were as follows :

40 yds Freestyle—G, Potter —20 .1 ; 100 Freestyle—Max Bertram-1 :00.9 ; 120 yds Medley Relay —Everett Junior College — 1 :28 .2 .

Later, at the YMCA Pool in Vancouver Saturday afternoon, U'BiSenior swimmers set two more rec•orris ~wh11e swimming against th eclock ,

180 Freestyle Relay—T . Bengs-ton, 0. Olsen, P . Carden, G . Pot-ter—1 :20.6 (O.R, 1 :22 .6) ; 180 Medley Relay—P. Cardell, P. Lusetig ,G . Potter—1 :46.2 (O.R. 1 :49) . Inthe 1 metre diving, veteran A lBorthwlck took 'honors with 15 7Pita

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It is truly a shame that theseboys have to trail all the way dow nto the Crystal Pool when they,want to get any training don eThis means that after about fiv ehours a week training, they have tocut into study times to get an y

squad more done . Quite a poor state of

The local games Committe hai lproposed 'building the pool besideour War Memorial Gym, but todate, they are rather doubtful. Ifwe can keep it talked up aroun dthe carpus, our enthusiasm may

spread downtown, and we will fin dourselves with a new pool which-i s

go badly needed on the Campus ,eknother way you can give the

swimmers a big lift Is by turning 'out to the home meets (only thre ethis year) and cheer them on . Youwill be watahtng some of the finest

' The University Rowing Clu bwill hold Its Spring Organla atlon meetlnb on Thursday at12 :30 In Engineering 200. Al lmen Interested In 'rowing re .gardlees of experience are urg-ed to attend.

Rowing

o f

r

A class women — Anna Marie Len- Gunner Bailey, Rudy Richer an achte, B class 'men — John Peter-' Rodger Stanton stood out for th eson. B class women — Fay Doh- , Birds and of course goal-getter Nirr c

Carpenter .

By. VIC EDWARDS

Dick Penn's hustling youngJayvee squad are in for a bus y

week as they play four game swith teams from below the

border .

They leave this afternoon fo r

Whidby Island, and a game wit hthe boys in Navy blue this even-ing .

Over the weekend, the Jayveesupset the Clover Leafs to rthe thir dtime this season. Gavin Dempste rand Phil Barter with 10 and 9 point srespectively led the JV's to a 56-a

victory over the Canadian Titlists ._sae

downed them in Everett and edg• 1 pire Games are to be held here i ned them by a 64 . 63 count in the, '54, and a dew pool is required fo ;New Gym .

[such tap competition .

After the Everett game, the teamwill move into Bellingham, wher ethey tangle with the WesternWashington Fresh squad in a Pre-limanary to the Thunderbird con•

BIG GAM ETaut the big game, as far as

coach Penn is concerned, Will b eon Feb. 7, when the Jayvees netthe California All-Stars during th e

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It was strictly not a Thunder -bird night over in the Island citythis last weekend . In fact, by the THREE STRAIGH T

steady manner in which the score! From WttthY Island, th e

climbed to staggering heights some! will journey to Everett Wash fort affairs in a university of this size ,

of the fans received the lmpresslona return match with Everett jute. , and,especialiy for a sport which re •

that the two, teams were not ex . for College Cardinals . The Uboites quires such top conditioning .

aetly evenly matched .

already hold two victories over the) However, we can do somethin g

But the score does not actually' Cards so far this season. '1"hep concrete about it . The British Em

out the game and, taking advantage I test . Then they return home ,for aof this fact, the Clippets pohred return match with them onshots in his direction at every o.p• day night In the New Gym.portunity. And' it must be remem-bered that these boys play hocke yfor a living and their shots on goa lwere fast and accurate .

The score stood at 4-0 at the en dof the first period, and 7-1 at theend `of the second by reason of edo•or•die goal ' scored by MaeCar-penter. But the play was ,by n omeans in the Birds end of the ic e-nearly ,as often as the score woul dindicate .

Nanatmo's main attack was can -tared around their ability to pas sthe puck out from behind the goalto a waiting player who either too ka slap shot or, as quite often hap-pened, passed it back behind the

the goal for a clearer pass-out .will And as has always been th e

afternoon, Thundtnblyd weakness all season ,after' they were noticably weak In clear -

lug the puck from their own zone .This weakness was right up th eClipper alley, ' nnd at least eight o ftheir ten goals were scored fro m

Two hundred parents and fri• pass-outs ,ends visited the new VOC cabin Defelice, 'Gordeau and Berry wer eon Seymor Mt., as the club held the male marksmen for Nanaimo .Open House .Sunday afternoon. Al- But a belated bouquet should go tothough hampered by tog anti heavy 'Doug Jackson in the Clippers' net ,

Biggest - Sporf

Campus.

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' THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, January 29, 1952

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Sporh .Edito-BARRY DRINKWATE RAssistant Editors-CHARLIE WATT and BRIAN WHAR F

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