Maurice & Carol Whittington

New Heater

· All your tupperware is old butter containers. · All your wall decorations have horns on them. · Your mamma has "ammo" on her Christmas list. · The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape · Someone says that your mother wears army boots and you say, "So?"

Redneck Limo

You might be a Christian if… you know some verses in the bible.

You might be a Christian if… you know some verses in the bible. You might be a Christian if… you attend church more than two or three times a year.

You might be a Christian if… you know some verses in the bible. You might be a Christian if… you attend church more than two or three times a year. You might be a Christian if... you have been baptized.

You might be a Christian if… you know some verses in the bible, You might be a Christian if… you attend church more than two or three times a year You might be a Christian if... you have been baptized. You might be a Christian if… you can name all 16 of the Left Behind books – in order!

You might be a Christian if… you know some verses in the bible, You might be a Christian if… you attend church more than two or three times a year You might be a Christian if... you have been baptized. You might be a Christian if… you can name all 16 of the Left Behind books – in order! You might be a Christian if… you don’t drink, cuss or chew and hang out with those who do.

9 You (Christians) however, are controlled not by the sinful nature but by the

Spirit, if the Spirit of God lives in you. And if anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he does not belong to Christ. 10 But if Christ is in you, your body is dead because of sin, yet your spirit is

alive because of righteousness.

11 And if the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead is living in you, he

who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies

through his Spirit, who lives in you. 12 Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation--but it is not to the sinful

nature, to live according to

13 For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit

you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, 14 because those

who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God.

You are led by the Holy Spirit Romans 8:14

You don’t steal Ephesians 4:28

You have a passion for God Matthew 22:37

37 … "'You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.' 38 This is the first and great commandment. 39 And the second is like it: 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.'

You have a passion for one another.

John 13:34-35 34 So now I am giving you a new commandment: Love each other. Just as I have loved you, you should love each other. 35 Your love for one another will prove to the world that you are my disciples.”

1John 1:5-10, 3:4-10, 5:18

You are winning the war on sin 1 John 3:6

6 Whoever abides in Him does not sin. Whoever sins has neither seen Him nor

known Him.

It does not imply that one is sinless, but one sins less!

Ephesians 6:12 (NIV) 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the

authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in

the heavenly realms.

1 John 1:5-10 (NKJV)

5 This is the message which we have heard from Him and declare to you, that God is light and in Him is no darkness at all. 6 If we say that we have fellowship with Him, and walk in darkness, we lie and do not practice the truth. 7 But if we walk in the light as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus Christ His Son cleanses us from all sin.

Greater is He that is in me, than he that is in the world! 1 John 4:4

Romans 8:37 (NKJV) 37 Yet in all these things we are more than

conquerors through Him who loved us.

Philippians 4:13 (NLT) 13 For I can do everything through Christ,

who gives me strength.