Pope Speech

I am your pope, Vicar of Christ, descendant of Saint Peter. My word always has and always will be the truth. I speak for your Lord, Jesus Christ. I may appear to be human, but unlike you, I shant lie. You shall put your trust in my words. I have been put in this position do guide you, and all people above and beneath you through Gods path. I have appointed bishops to help me achieve my goal of guiding you all. You shall put your trust in these bishops, just like you put your trust in me. As you have learned, we have all been born with the sins of Adam and Eve. To cleanse yourself of this horrible sin, you must be baptized; washed with holy water. As your pope, I shall grant bishops the power to assign priests, who shall wash away your sins. Always remember that you are only cleansed of this sin because Jesus, your savior, has died for you. Christ has died on the cross so that you, today, can lead a sinless life yourselves or else you would carry this sin with you for eternity. If you ever falter and end up committing a sin, your only choice is to speak to your local priest. This priest shall deliver your message to God, asking him for your forgiveness, and God shall forgive you. As the image of God on earth, I have been given the power to choose your king and give him his legitimacy. Peasants, serfs, if you ever feel like youre powerless and weak, go to your local priests. They shall offer you advice and guidance. Always remember, all what you do is for God. Your purpose on earth is to serve God and develop this world he has left for you. May the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit be with you, Amen.