A Fat Guy

There was once a fat guy,

He was fat like a b!ck

H" picture was on # wall,

And it was si%ing some expired alcohol

By: Samir Thakore 26th Sept 2011

A Lie Collection!!!I have 12 bigger brothers that are all 11But still my dog can beat them in a race

My dog is 1000 years oldI can do 50 push ups in 20 seconds

My cats can jump over the moonAnd I can carry my macbook on my nose

I wish...

I wish I had 3 day weekends,I wish I could play outside for longer,I wish I could make summer longer

I wish I could never die,I wish I could be a cricket player,

I wish I could bring my macbook home,I wish I had something to make my

wishes come true

A Girl From Peru

There was a young girl from PeruWho dreamt that she was kissing her shoe

She woke up that nightShe was sitting upright

Only to discover it was true

There was a grandma named moiWho cried because she never had joyShe sells school bellsTo a very large motelShe changed her name to joy