PINK PANTHER HAMBURGER SCENE

Scene 1: Ponton and Clouseau

C: Ponton... and if I am going to America, I am going to have to speak with a flawless

American accent so as not to arouse suspicion. So find me the greatest accent coach in

the world.

Scene 2: Clouseau and the Woman(teacher)

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a hamburger.

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy...a hamburger.

W: No, no, no. Let's break it down. I.

C: I.

W: Would.

C: Would.

W: Would.

C: Would.

W: Would.

C: Weird.

W: Would.

C: Would.

W: Like.

C: Like.

W: Like.

C: Like.

W: To.

C: To.

W: To.

C: To.

W: To.

C: To.

W: Buy.

C: Buy.

W: Buy.

C: Bee.

W: Buy.

C: Bye-bye.

W: A.

C: A.

W: Hamburger.

C: Hamburger.

W: Hamburger.

C: Hamburger.

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a hamburger.

W: Hamburger.

C: Hamburger.

W: Ham.

C: Ham.

W: Bur.

C: Bur.

W: Ger.

C: Ger.

W: Hamburger. I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a damburger.

W: It's not "damburger." Hamburger.

C: I'm not saying "damburger." I said, "I would like to buy a damburger."

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy the hamburger.

W: Hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a hamburger!

W: Maybe we should stop.

C: No! We don't quit. We do not quit. Again! Again!

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a hamburger!

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy hamburger.

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy a hamburger.

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: I would like to buy hamburger!

W: I would like to buy a hamburger.

C: D’Burger

Scene 3: Clouseau and Ponton

C: Here we are, in New York! Stop, the light is red.

P: Have you ever had a hamburger?

C: Well, of course not. It's a disgusting American food.

Tries a Bite of the Hamburger and Falls In Love With It.