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Fred C. Applebaum

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My Psychedelic All-star

Block Buster Incredibly GreatDouble Record Soon to be a Major Motion Picture Rock Opera!

“The Wanderings of a Maggot-Infested softball”

Copyright 1983 ByThe Incredible Unicorn Hare-krishnaall-male Rhythm and Blues Band.Ltd

The Incredible Unicorn Hare-krishnaall-male Rhythm and Blues Band is

* Guitars: Fred C. Applebaum * Bass: Fred C. Applebaum * Keyboards: Fred C. Applebaum * Percussion: Fred C. Applebaum* IN all songs - Marambas: Applebaum - Mandolin: Applebaum - Horns: Applebaum - Dulcimer: Applebaum - Harmonicas: Applebaum Auto-Harp: Fred C. Applebaum Bongoes: Fred C. Applebaum Flute: Fred C. Applebaum Violins: Fred C. Applebaum

PlywooD: Fred C. Applebaum Tauras Foot PeDals: Fred C. Applebaum Rubber Duck: Fred C. Applebaum Electric Washboard: Fred C. Applebaum Paper Plates: Fred C. Applebaum Chalk board: Fred C. Applebaum All Synthesizers: Fred C. Applebaum Sitar: Fred C. Applebaum Ronco© Ice Froster Maker: Fred C. Applebaum Door Closing: Fred C. Applebaum ÉDitiD: Fred C. Applebaum ProDuceD: Fred C. Applebaum Engineered: Fred C. Applebaum Roland Drum Machine: Fred C. Applebaum

Cover Design

The Wanderings

OF A

Maggot INfesteD Softball

Song #1 a child out the chute Instruments: Door, Synthesizer, Marambas, Taurus Foot Pedals.

Time: 0.07 Door Closes, Music starts (Baby Cries) “a child”

song comes to an abrupt end

Song #2 – The Bubble Gum MachineInst. – Ronco© Ice Froster, Flute, Violins, PlywooDRubber Duck, Electric Washboard, Roland DurmMachine Time 4 Days, 3 hours, 6 minutes, 12 sec. Ronco Ice Machine for 4 Days for 3 hrs etc. Everything Else (Last 3 hrs) (Two People Talk)“Well, That’s to bad”“Yes, it is”

“Couldn’t get it Open?”“Nope”They beat you up?”“Yup”(4000 Tibetan Monks shout:) Bubble Gum Machine

Hit A chord 2 hrs, 6 min., 12 sec.sound of gold brick hittingDuckbilled Platypus.

(song Ends)

Song #3 – Harvey Lives, Dies Instruments: Everything for5 seconds, then rubber Duck quacksthoughtfully.Time: 11:47

“Harvey was a softy,” quack“Harvey was a bitch.” quack“Harvey is a wanderer (he wish))” quack“He lies inside a ditch” quack-quack “His heart was adventurous,” punk quack“He wanted to be a thief ” quack“Then Harvey fell in love” quack“She left him and his junk” quack-quack

(Quacks Till song ends)

Song #4 – Spasm City Instruments: Horns, Marambas, Harmonica,Chalk board, paper plates (Drag sharp piece of iron along chalkb.) Time : 7 hrs, 36 min, 11 sec.

(Iron Down CB for 7 hrs) (36 min, 11 sec., everything else)

“OOOOOh”

“That feels so gooD)

“Ahh! Ahh! More!!”

The music is cutoff, 2 people play ping pong for 3 min.

Song #5 – SummationInstruments: all Instruments Play raNDom Notes.time: 37 hrs.“Poof!!!”

for 2 hours, The childrenschoir put oN party hats andchaNt the word “Shit”

“POOf!!!”

Billy Graham fall dowNthe stairs, A MAN holds up a hardWone stare, and then 3 min.of assorted sNiffling All Instruments hit C chordat 4 times louder thaN Normal.

The words

“Poor Guy”

IN 400 languages, assorted Hideous laughing, someone wretches, music stops.

Total Time: 144 hrs. (app) Total # Records: 144

# Instruments: 24

Concert Crew: Fred C. Applebaum Bill GriffinWIND INS Matt McCyNTYRE

ANother Psychedelic All-StarBlock buster INcredibly greatDouble record amazing SooN to be a Major motion picture Rock Opera!!___________________________________________

Copyright™ 1983 By The New Incredible UnicornHare-Krishna All-male rythm-and-blues band, Ltd.

The New Incredible Unicorn Hare-Krishna All-male rythm-and-blues band is :*Guitars: Fred C. Applebaum *Bass: Fred C. Applebaum *Keyboards: Fred C. Applebaum *Percussion: Fred C. Applebaum Horns: Fred C. Applebaum Harp: Fred C. Applebaum

flutes: Fred C. ApplebaumElectric Washboard: Fred C. ApplebaumRoland Drum Machine: Fred C. ApplebaumMarambas: Fred C. ApplebaumMandolin: Fred C. ApplebaumBongoes: Fred C. ApplebaumPam ©: Fred C. ApplebaumTympani: Fred C. ApplebaumViolins: Fred C. ApplebaumCello: Fred C. ApplebaumImploding Light Bulbs: Fred C. ApplebaumComb: Fred C. ApplebaumJug: Fred C. ApplebaumFootsteps: Fred C. ApplebaumSynthesizers: Fred C. ApplebaumEdited, Produced, Layout, Engineered, andall that good trash: Fred C. Applebaum

Tithe: “One-third of an egotistical,lonely bowl of moon dust”

Cover Design___________________________________________

⅓ of an

Egotisti¢al, LoNelyBowl of Moon Dust

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Song #1 – ANimal Earth INstruments: Electric Washboard, I.Light Bulbs, Jug, Comb, Harp. Time: 8:47(Sound of Cars crashing)(sound of armor peircing bullet strikingpapaya) “Aaaaaaaahi”(Sound of Pam being sprayed onelectric chair) Music Stops (Flag waves |For the remaining 7 min, 2 peopleNOchew on marshmellows

Song #2 – all aloneINstruments: all, every 7 sechit B chord, then C sharp, B, C, etc.Time: 2 days, 1 secSound of malls howling (playedbackwards)yogi Maheresi Ukstnk BhagavadGita Ina Gadda La Vida repeats the syllable “Ilt”for 2 days, with music inbackground.For 1 second, as much of Beethoven’s 5th as we can squeezein.

Song #3 – MuggingINtruments: NoNeTime : 3 days, 3 hrs, 3min, 4 sec

(For 3 days, we left a hiddentape recorder in a New York Cityslum alleyway.)

(Numerous muggings, 7 rapes, 4 shootings,1 unidentifiable sound, one policesirens)(Sound (undescribable) of a manbeing tortured by Henry Youngman)

(Conversation Between 2 earthworms)(Toilet Flushing (unintentional))

“OOf ”“Ugh”

(Sound of a duck call being blownby a man of mongoloid stock immersedin crisco

Song #4 – Cheap, Rinky Dink Love song INstruments: allTime: 1 hr 17 min, 38 sec(for 1 hr, inn incredibly loud various noises)((For 17 min, all instruments playhighest possible note)(for 3T sec., Mandolin strings aresystematically broken)

“OOh, OOh, OOh”

“Oh, I love you”

“OOh, OOh, OOh”

“Babe, sugar Pie”

“OOh, OOh, OOOOOH”

“You’re swell, you’re keen”

“OOOh, OOOh,” (small Nuclear device is setoff, then people say “One more kick, Dick”inn in 12 languages

Song #5 – Uga bugah INstruments: NoNe Time : 4 hrs

“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,”

“Yah, Yah”

“Jingle all the way”

“OOOhwah”

(3hrs, 59 min, 30 sec. of 47 peoplehitting each other with teFlon-cloatedfrying pans at various shapesandsizes)

Song #6 – fate is Funny INstruments: NoNe/All Time : 3 wks. (For 2 weeks, 6 days, a man laughes, chuckles, chortles,etc.)

CONt’D—

(Police Officers at the 33rd precintyell “ultimatem”) (Sound of man being pelted by frisbees)|

(Sound of king kong falling off Empire state building, all music stops.)

(Man who was oNce laughing is Now crying and carrying oN about automobiles)

(MiltoN Berle joins the man crying) (Firing squad kills them) (someoNe says “Kickback”) (song ends) (Record(s) explode in a burst of flame.)

Yet ANother PsychedelicAll-star Blockbuster incredibly greatDouble-Record SooN To Be a MajorMotion Picture Rock Opera!!___________________________________________

Copyright © 1983 By The INcredible UNicorn Hare-krishM all-Male rhythm & blues band

The INcredible Unicorn Hare-KrishNa all-Male rhythm & blues band is:

Tape Recorder: Fred C. ApplebaumDog Whistle: Fred C. Applebaum

Cover Cover Design

Searching for a

Sect

By The Official Roth Royal Religious Cult . Reviewer , Fred C. Applebaum#1 The Self-Help INterNatioNal TerroristHorribly Evil AssiNe Disciples of Sam(S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.S.)Belief: This group of monks shavetheir heads and dip them inshit, believing that shit has healingproperties and it will flow through the pores, ad purify their souls.Holidays: 1st of June – 1 of July – “The days at the great Charmin.”Head of Church: The HOC. Presently is Mr Whipple.Misc: Biggest supporters in the S.O.P.T (saveOur Public Bathrooms) Best sewer workers inthe world.

Rating + + ǀ

+: suck. ++++: V.G.++: Ok +++++: Super+++: Pretty Good Duper

#2 The Church of the sub-intelligent bluecollar people of America (Also kNowN as the IDiots) Beliefs: These people worship a numberof Gods, including: , a greekastronomer,Marie Antoinette, ex-queen of France, and more more recently, Sen. Joseph McCarthy,and actor Ron Reagan.

Holidays : Since only 5% known, at any given time, what day it is, there are no holidays

Head of Church: Idiatasr Supremo (the supremeIDiot) Presently is Mr. Rogers.

Misc. : Includes people from all walks atlife. To get in, you must fail anIQ test.

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#3 The International Association of Hyperactive Assholes

Beliefs: These assholes all pray to agod known as “Sugaro.” The holy bookis called “Heheheheheheheh” They believethat everyone is merely balls of adrenelin with faces. Holidays : Everyday.

Head of Church: The great pains in the assPresently Richard Simmons.

Misc · : These people never stop fidgeting.They realise that they are total assholes, and try to make the best of it. Ex.– andy Hildreth.

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#4 BALLONS AT A CROSSROADRED, ORANGE, GREENBLUE, YELLOW, PINKBALOONS, BALOONSI HATE BALOONSBALOONS ARE FATBUGS EAT GRASSTOADS ARE GREENGAILY COLORED BALOONSPEOPLE DIEMOLDV BUGSBALOONS AT THE CIRCUSI LIKE DOMINOSI HATE RICEPEOPLE SPIT. – BILL GRIFFIN

“ORACLE—THE DREAM”

I STAND ATOP A SPIRAL STAIR AN ORACLE CONFRONTS ME THEREHE LEADS ME ON LIGHT YEARS AWAYTHROUGH ASTRAL NIGHTS/GALACTIC DAYSI SEE THE WORKS OF GIFTED HANDSTHAT GRACE THIS STRANGE, AND WONDEROUS LANDTHEY LEFT OUR PLANETS LONG AGOTHE ELDER RACE STILL LEARN AND GROW

– TODD FiNZER

Oh won’t you take Me there!

Oh won’t you take Me to Frisco,‘Cause No-one there will gag,

‘Cause When you live in frisco, No-oNe cares if you’re fags.

(chorus)

Oh won’t you take Me to Frisco, And Never will we rest

When the Queens, and fags and the Lesies

over

Come^to my love-Nest

(chorus)

Take me Take Me to FriscoOh won’t you take Me to Frisco,I ALways wanted to go liked it thereOh won’t you take Me to Frisco,With a flower in my hair,Oh please,please,please, please, pleaseplease, please, please, please, onwon’t you take me there,Oh come on please, oh please, oh geez,please take Me there!Oh won’t you take Me to Frisco,Won’t you take the Chance,Oh won’t you take Me to Frisco And i’ll change my Name to Blanche

Oh please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,won’t you take Me there,Oh come on please, oh please, oh geez,

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