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8/12/2019 People I Want to Punch In The Throat by Jen Mann (an excerpt)
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Bkg Ingg
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Z`fs oeea fs jkjfcntkj te t`k @uos.
Veu iust hevk ik fm yeu wkrk wfhhfgd te
ievk te t`k suouros.
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\KE\HK F TNGZ ZE \[GC@ FG
Z@K Z@_ENZ2 N S@E_Z HFSZ
Iy pnrkgts.Skrfeushy, w`e spkhhs t`kfr afjs gnik Bkggf wft`
ng njernohk f5 F dukss t`ky gkvkr kxpkctkj ik te ok n jecter.
Ngyegk w`e t`fgas F rknhhy gnikj iy afjs Deikr ngj Njehp`n.
Zkfr rknh gniks nrk nctunhhy wersk.
Znt egk duy w`e sfts fg t`k ifjjhk e Stnroucas ykhhfgd fgte `fs
stupfj Ohukteet` noeut n ouhhs`ft qunrtkrhy rkpert.Tk nhh
`epk yeu c`eak eg yeur hnttk.
Kxtrkik ceupegkrs w`e `ehj up t`k c`kcaeut hfgk evkr t`frty
rfcafg ckgts.Fi iesthy pfsskj e okcnusk F nhwnys erdkt iy
ceupegs nt `eik.
\kephk w`e trknt t`kfr pkts hfak c`fhjrkg.Ge urt`kr kxphngntfeg
gkkjkj.
Ngyegk w`e kkhs t`k gkkj te ohfgd `kr wns`kr ngj jrykr.F
ohnik \fgtkrkst er t`fs s`ft.
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Zk duy fg regt e ik nt IcJegnhjs t`k et`kr jny w`e nsakj,
T`nts deej `krk5Kvkg t`k duy ok`fgj t`k ceugtkr jfjgt
agew `ew te ngswkr.
@uiohkornddkrs.F yeu `nvk seikt`fgd te ornd noeut, t`kg bust
ewg ft.
Ngyegk w`e gniks t`kfr afj nmkr n Anrjns`fng er nZwfhfd`t
c`nrnctkr.rust ik, ge egk okhfkvks t`nt yeu bust t`eud`t upt`k gnik Gert` eg yeur ewg.
Ieis w`e tkhh ik iy hfk weuhj ok se iuc` knsfkr f F
fiphkikgtkj systkis.E`, uca yeu.
\kephk w`e tkhh ik get te swknr se iuc`.E`, uca yeu, tee.
\kephk w`e t`fga t`fs oeea ifd`t ok noeut t`ki.Jegt ok se
vnfg. Veurk get t`k eghy nss`nt F agew.
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VE[]K DEZ INFH!
Okhfkvk ft er get, Fi `nppfhy inrrfkj te n duy w`e jeksgt ifgj
t`k nct t`nt Fvk gkvkr skt eet fg n CressMft chnss ngj t`nt F ewg
deej Crecs ngj onj Crecs. @k evkrheeas iy ugertugntk
s`ek c`efck ngj F jegt ifgj t`nt `k ehhews ik t`reud` t`k
`eusk fppfgd e hfd`ts te snvk iegky er dkts `fs `nfr cut eghy
w`kg `k `ns n ceupeg.
F agew rfd`t noeut gew yeurk kkhfgd seik twfgdks e bknh-
eusy. Veurk t`fgafgd te yeurskh2 Znt seugjs hfak n intc`
injk fg `knvkg! er @ew je F cntc` n duy hfak t`nt5 Tkhh, hkt
ik tkhh yeu `ew wk ikt.
Fg >66= er se, F oeud`t iy rst `eik ceiputkr. Ft wns seik
sert e FOI prejuct. F F wns seik wkfrj ceiputkr gkrj, F weuhj
ok nohk te tkhh yeu nhh noeut t`k _EI ngj _NI t`fs inc`fgk
`nj. Nhh F agew fs t`nt ft wns ohnca w`kg kvkry et`kr iejkh wns
e-w`ftk. T`kg F wns pkrusfgd iejkhs wft` t`k snhks duy w`e
wns ohnt`krfgd eg ngj eg noeut w`nt ft ceuhj je, nhh F ceuhjt`fga wns `ew iuc` okttkr t`k ohnca weuhj heea fg iy `eik
effick t`ng t`k udhy e-w`ftk. Fi t`ntafgj e gkrj.
F gkkjkj n ceiputkr okcnusk F wns defgd te wrftk n gevkh, yeu
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skk. @n! Fi stfhh stuca eg t`k rst skgtkgck2 Ft wns n jnra ngj
steriy gfd`t. . . .
F det t`k ceiputkr `eik ngj ugpncakj ft ngj eugj t`nt ftfgchujkj n jfsa, er wns ft n jfsc5 F cngt rkikiokr. Ngywny, ft
wns er n rkk trfnh e Nikrfcn Eghfgk. _kikiokr NEH5 Fi surk
t`k Fgtkrgkt `nj okkg nreugj er yknrs nt t`nt pefgt, out Fj okkg
nt sc`eeh fg Ouiohkuca, Fewn, w`krk F onrkhy `nj p`egk skr-
vfck, hkt nhegk Fgtkrgkt, ngj ns F stntkj noevk, F wns get n cei-
putkr gkrj (bust n rkduhnr gkrj), se F jfjgt agew w`nt t`k `khhNEH wns kxncthy. F rknj t`k jkscrfptfeg ngj jkcfjkj F s`euhj try
ft. Mer seikegk hfak ik, w`e rknhhy ceuhjgt ceiprk`kgj t`k
Fgtkrgkt, ft seugjkj hfak t`k pkrkct fgtrejuctfeg.
F `eeakj up iy ceiputkr, phuddkj ft fgte n p`egk bnca, ngj
wkgt eghfgk er t`k rst tfik. Zksk wkrk t`k jnys e jfnh-up, se
Fj hed fg ngj skgj NEH e te gj ng epkg hfgk, ngj t`kg Fj nvk
tfik te dkt seik jfggkr, put eg iy bniifks, ngj inyok kvkg
t`rew fg n henj e hnugjry okerk Fj `knr2 Veuvk det infh!
NEH wns se sinrt. Kvkg t`k rst tfik F heddkj fg F `nj infh.
Ft wns bust n wkhceik hkttkr rei t`ki, out ft wns stfhh infh ngj F
hevkj te `knr t`nt vefck nggeugck kvkry tfik F heddkj eg. Ft wns
hfak crnca er ik. F wns `eeakj. Se hegd, secfnh hfk!
@n! Ns f F rknhhy `nj n secfnh hfk te hesk! Fg t`esk jnys, F wnshfvfgd eg iy ewg ngj werafgd nt n s`ftty beo. Iest e iy rfkgjs
wkrk inrrfkj nt t`nt pefgt ngj F jfjgt kkh hfak okfgd n t`frj
w`kkh. Iy hfk wns prktty iuc`2 dkt up, de te wera, ceik `eik,
wntc` w`ntkvkr crnppy s`ew wns eg ] (t`fs wns okerk J]_s,
se yeu `nj te wntc` w`ntkvkr wns eg phus t`k ceiikrcfnhs
ft tetnhhy sucakj onhhs), ngj de te okj. Dkt up t`k gkxt jny ngjrkpknt.
F qufcahy jfscevkrkj t`nt ingy pkephk wkgt eg NEH te c`nt.
Zkrk wkrk tegs e c`nt reeis te c`eesk rei onskj eg yeur
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\KE\HK F TNGZ ZE \[GC@ FG Z@K Z@_ENZ 4
fgtkrksts. Kvkryt`fgd rei jed dreeifgd te agfttfgd te S&I.
Veu ceuhj nhse sknrc` t`reud` prehks te skk w`e wns eghfgk
ngj skgj t`ki ng fgstngt ikssndk (FI) te skk f t`ky wngtkj tec`nt prfvntkhy.
Mer t`k rst kw wkkas F weuhj buip nreugj rei egk c`nt
reei te nget`kr. Kvkry tfik yeu kgtkrkj n c`nt reei seikoejy
weuhj FI yeu wft` n/s/h5 Znts jeuc`kond-spkna er ndk/skx/
hecntfeg. Zk `nrj-cerk jeuc`konds weuhj njj T`nt nrk yeu
wknrfgd5 te t`k hfst. Zk nggeyfgd t`fgd wns, nhh e t`fs fger-intfeg wns fg iy prehk (kxckpt iy nttfrk), out t`esk jfps`fts
wkrk tee hnzy te heea. Ft bust skkikj se s`ew-us-yeur-tfts te ik.
[d`.
Ns seeg ns Fj kgtkr n c`nt reei, Fj dkt oeionrjkj wft` FIs
nsafgd ik iy ndk ngj hecntfeg. F wns vkry pepuhnr, ngj F ceuhjgt
durk eut w`y, okcnusk t`fs `nj gkvkr okkg t`k cnsk fg t`k eut-
sfjk werhj. Fj rkphy, ngj t`kg `nh t`k tfik t`k gkxt qukstfeg
wns2 T`nt nrk yeu wknrfgd5 F jfjgt agew kgeud` te hfk, se Fj
rkphy2 Swkntpngts. Iy c`nt pnrtgkr weuhj de sfhkgt. Get t`k
ngswkr t`ky wkrk `epfgd er F dukss.
F trfkj n hecnh c`nt reei n ceuphk e tfiks. Suppeskjhy kvkry-
egk fg t`nt reei hfvks fg t`k snik cfty, ngj yeu de t`krk iesthy
te `eea up wft` hecnh strngdkrs. Ft crkkpkj ik eut, okcnusk Fjfjgt hfak t`k fjkn e ruggfgd fgte seikegk F ifd`t nctunhhy
agew. F ceuhj bust skk iy gkfd`oer FIfgd ik, n/s/h/gnakj5
Zk duys fg t`k hecnh reeis nhse put n het e prkssurk eg yeu te
ikkt F_H (fg rknh hfk), se F tkgjkj te stny nwny.
F hfakj `ngdfgd eut fg t`k twkgtyseikt`fgds reei, w`fc`
wns uhh e, wkhh, twkgtyseikt`fgd pkephk rei nhh evkr t`kwerhj. Iest e t`k pkephk fg t`krk wkrk ceeh ngj t`ky gkvkr
nsakj ik f F wns gnakj er f F wngtkj te ikkt F_H. F spkgt ingy
kvkgfgds c`nttfgd/typfgd wft` pkephk.
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Egk gfd`t F kgtkrkj t`k twkgtyseikt`fgds c`nt reei ngj F
rkckfvkj ng FI rei n duy w`e nsakj iy gnik ngj ndk. [d`.
Cngt yeu rknj5 F t`eud`t. Out fgstknj F tehj `fi, Bkg, ?:. Fwnftkj er T`nt nrk yeu wknrfgd5 out ft jfjgt ceik. Fgstknj
wk `nj n rknhhy gerinh cegvkrsntfeg. Tkhh, ns gerinh ns n ceg-
vkrsntfeg cng ok w`kg yeurk typfgd te n strngdkr `nhwny ncress
t`k ceugtry. @k tehj ik `fs gnik wns Kokgkzkr. @k wns n yknr
ehjkr t`ng ik ngj hfvkj fg ^ukkgs, Gkw Vera, ngj `nj bust
drnjuntkj rei GV[s hi sc`eeh. Tk c`nttkj noeut ievfksngj currkgt kvkgts ngj injk knc` et`kr hnud`. N het. @k wns
rknhhy uggy ngj jry. Seiktfiks `uier fs `nrj te cegvky w`kg
yeu cngt `knr t`k tegk, out F tetnhhy det `fs skgsk e `uier.
@k kspkcfnhhy injk ik hnud` w`kg k nsakj noeut iy scrkkg
gnik.
Kokgkzkr2khh ik noeut yeur gnik.
Bkg2Iy gnik5 F jugge. Iy pnrkgts dnvk ft te ik.
Kokgkzkr2Ge. Get yeur rknh gnik. Veur scrkkg gnik.
Fts . . . fgtkrkstfgd.
Bkg2Ft fs5
Kokgkzkr2Vks. Fi curfeus noeut ft. @ew jfj yeu ceik up
wft` ft5
Bkg2Tkhh, Fi n wrftkr, yeu agew.
Kokgkzkr2Vks. Veu ikgtfegkj t`nt.
Bkg2Ngj gniks nrk vkry fipertngt te wrftkrs. Zky dfvk
t`ki n het e t`eud`t.
Kokgkzkr2Jfj yeu dfvk yeur scrkkg gnik n het e t`eud`t5
Bkg2E ceursk! (F jfjgt wngt te tkhh `fi, out F t`eud`t iyscrkkg gnik wns kxtrkikhy wftty. F `nj werakj vkry `nrj
eg ceifgd up wft` ng kxckhhkgt scrkkg gnik.)
Kokgkzkr2Se, `ew jfj yeu t`fga e ft5
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\KE\HK F TNGZ ZE \[GC@ FG Z@K Z@_ENZ 6
Bkg2Tkhh, F uskj iy gnik2 Bkg. Ju`.
Kokgkzkr2Ju`.
Bkg2Ngj t`kg F fgcerperntkj iy Qnt t`nt tfikY nverftkoeea2 Jeudhns Ceuphngjs Dkgkrntfeg P._kikiokr, F
tehj yeu F t`fga `ks n dkgfus ngj tetnhhy t`k vefck e eur
dkgkrntfeg. @k bust dkts us. Vagew5 (Eg n sfjk getk, F
bust Deedhkj Jeudhns Ceuphngj te inak surk F wns
spkhhfgd `fs gnik cerrkcthy, ngj `ehy `khh! @k fs ng ehj
ing. Ni F t`nt ehj5 S`ft. Tk nrk se jnig ehj,Dkgkrntfeg P!)
Kokgkzkr2Vks, yks. Inyok egk e t`ksk jnys Fhh gnhhy rknj
t`nt oeea.
Bkg2EA, se F teea Bkg ngj Dkgkrntfeg Pngj F wngtkj iy
scrkkg gnik te ok BkgP. Dkt ft5
Kokgkzkr2F t`fga se. Fs ft hfak Inhcehi P5
Bkg2Geee, sfhhy!
Kokgkzkr2HEH. B/A.
Bkg2Fi Bkg. Fi Dkgkrntfeg P. Fi BkgP.
Kokgkzkr2EA, out t`nts get yeur scrkkg gnik.
Bkg2Ge. Okcnusk NEH snfj BkgP wns nhrknjy tnakg, se t`ky
ekrkj ik Bkgkxxx. F wns jfsnppefgtkj F wns hntk te t`k
gnik dnik, out t`kg F jkcfjkj NEHs suddkstfeg wns
pkrkct.
De n`knj, hnud` nt ik. F agew yeu cng skk w`nt F jfj t`krk
kvkg f F ceuhjgt. Fvk tehj yeu guikreus tfiks Fi ng fjfet.
Kokgkzkr2Se fgstknj e BkgP, yeu teea Bkgkxxx. Veu jegtskk t`nt t`esk twe gniks nrk jfkrkgt5
Bkg2T`nt je yeu ikng5 Zkyrk oet` bust vnrfntfegs e t`k
snik gnik.
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>< BKG INGG
Kokgkzkr2Zkyrk get. Egk fs ]K_V jfkrkgt.
Bkg2F jegt ugjkrstngj.
Kokgkzkr2Bkg P er Bkgk PPP.Bkg2E@ S@F!
Kokgkzkr2N```. Gew yeu skk ft.
Bkg2Gew F skk w`y yeu wngtkj te tnha te ik!
Kokgkzkr2Nt rst, yks. Afgj e. Out t`kg yeu wkrk uggy
ngj F hfakj tnhafgd te yeu.
Bkg2Nrkgt yeu defgd te nsa ik w`nt Fi wknrfgd5Kokgkzkr2F nssuik swkntpngts.
Zk gkxt jny F heddkj eg ngj F `knrj Veuvk det infh! Ft wns
ng kinfh rei Kokgkzkr tkhhfgd ik `k `nj kgbeykj eur tnha ngj
`k `epkj wk ceuhj c`nt ndnfg seeg. F wretk onca. F jegt rkiki-
okr w`nt F wretk. F preonohy snfj seikt`fgd hfak, Fi get t`nt
stupfj usunhhy ngj Fi get n perg stnr, kft`kr, se f yeu t`fga
wkrk defgd te `nvk cyokrskx, yeurk crnzy. Ngj Fi surk `k rk-
spegjkj wft`, Skrfeushy, jegt nttkr yeurskh. Ge egk kvkg
ikgtfegkj cyokrskx. T`nt fs yeur jnindk5 Zfs stnrtkj ng
kinfh kxc`ngdk, ngj w`kg wkj skk knc` et`kr eghfgk wkj c`nt.
@k okcnik iy rfkgj, f yeu cng sny t`nt noeut seikegk
yeuvk gkvkr ikt. F jfjgt kvkg agew w`nt `k heeakj hfak. @fsscrkkg gnik wns Kokgkzkr>>:?3, ngj er t`k hegdkst tfik F
findfgkj `k wns n gfck Bkwfs` oey rei GV[. Ft wnsgt ugtfh
nmkr ceugthkss kinfhs onca ngj ert` t`nt w`fhk wk wkrk FIfgd
egk jny, `k cnsunhhy ikgtfegkj `k wns C`fgksk.
Bkgkxxx2Tnft. Veurk C`fgksk5Kokgkzkr>>:?32Vup. Veu det n preohki wft` t`nt5
Bkgkxxx2Ge. F bust jfjgt agew yeu wkrk C`fgksk.
Kokgkzkr>>:?32F jfjgt rknhfzk ft wns n ofd jknh. F jfjgt
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\KE\HK F TNGZ ZE \[GC@ FG Z@K Z@_ENZ >>
t`fga ft wns n ofd jknh t`nt yeurk w`ftk. Veu nrk w`ftk,
rfd`t5
Bkgkxxx2Vks, Fi w`ftk. Fts get n ofd jknh. F bust findfgkjyeu wkrk, tee.
Kokgkzkr>>:?32T`y5
Bkgkxxx2F jegt agew. F dukss F wkgt wft` t`k strnfd`t-up
stkrketypk2 ^ukkgs, GV[ hi sc`eeh, ngj n @korkw
gnik. Iy ifgj jfjgt fiikjfntkhy de te C`fgksk duy.
Kokgkzkr>>:?32Fs t`fs defgd te ok n preohki5Bkgkxxx2_khnx. E ceursk fts get n preohki. Out bust se yeu
agew, F ni tetnhhy get nttrnctkj te C`fgksk duys, se wk
jkgftkhy wegt kvkr `nvk cyokrskx.
Kokgkzkr>>:?32@ky, get te werry. Fi get nttrnctkj te dfrhs
fg swkntpngts, se fts nhh deej.
F eugj iyskh heeafgd erwnrj te `knrfgd rei Kokgkzkr
ngj c`nttfgd wft` `fi. Tk tnhakj n het noeut eur s`ftty beos ngj
eur jrknis e egk jny okfgd pnfj er eur crkntfvfty.
Zkrk wns gkvkr ngy prkssurk te ikkt okcnusk `k hfvkj fg
Gkw Vera ngj F hfvkj fg Angsns. Ft wns n pkrkct pkg pnh sftun-
tfeg.
[gtfh Jkckiokr. T`kg F wns drewfgd up fg Gkw Bkrsky, iypnrkgts weuhj nhwnys tnak ik ngj iy oret`kr, C.O., fgte Gkw
Vera Cfty te skk t`k C`rfstins hfd`ts. Tk `njgt okkg onca fg
skvkrnh yknrs, ngj t`nt yknr t`ky jkcfjkj te inak n nifhy trfp.
Nt rst F t`eud`t, [d`, n trfp wft` iy pnrkgts5 Fi twkgty-meur
yknrs ehjF s`euhjget ok defgd eg n trfp wft` iy pnrkgts ngj iy
twkgty-yknr-ehj oret`kr! Out t`kg iy pnrkgts swkktkgkj t`kjknh. Zky ekrkj te pny ngj tnak ik te n Orenjwny phny. F ni n
tetnh sucakr er Hks Ifsrnohksyeu rknhhy cngt skk ft tee ingy
tfiksse e ceursk F ndrkkj te de.
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>? BKG INGG
F jkontkj w`kt`kr te tkhh Kokgkzkr t`nt F wns defgd te vfsft
Gkw Vera Cfty. F rknhhy hfakj okfgd pkg pnhs ngj F jfjgt wngt te
rufg ft nhh oy ikktfgd. Out t`kg ndnfg, `ew stupfj wns ft te vfsft`fs cfty ngj get cnhh5 Ft skkikj se ejj. Tkrk wk rfkgjs er get5
F jkcfjkj te tkhh `fi F wns ceifgd er n hegd wkkakgj ngj wk
s`euhj ikkt er cekk.
@k rknakj eut. @fs kxnct werjs wkrk2
Kokgkzkr>>:?32F yeu t`fga Fi tnafgd yeu eut eg n jntk,yeurk crnzy.
Bkgkxxx2T`en. Knsy, afhhkr. T`e snfj F wngtkj te de eg n
jntk wft` yeu5
Kokgkzkr>>:?32F agew yeu. Veu bust de eut wft` duys se
yeu cng dkt n rkk iknh.
Bkgkxxx2_khnx. Geoejy snfj ngyt`fgd noeut n jntk. Nhh F
snfj wns wkvk okkg kinfhfgd knc` et`kr er iegt`s, Fi
gnhhy defgd te ok fg yeur cfty, ngj weuhjgt ft ok gfck te
ikkt er cekk se wk cng put n nck wft` t`k kinfhs5
Kokgkzkr>>:?32Fhh t`fga noeut ft ngj hkt yeu agew.
Bkgkxxx2Gkvkr ifgj. Merdkt F nsakj. Jegt je ik ngy
nvers.
F wns iertfkj ngj pfsskj e nhh nt t`k snik tfik. T`e jfj
t`fs duy t`fga `k wns5 Ge egk `nj snfj ngyt`fgd noeut n jntk.
Kvkryegk agews cekk fs get n jntk. T`nt n ucafgd nss`ehk! Tk
jfjgt c`nt ndnfg er n kw ierk jnys. Mfgnhhy, F rkckfvkj ng kinfh
rei `fi hnyfgd eut t`k dreugj ruhks er eur ikktfgd2
Bkg,
F `nvk te wera eg Mrfjny, out F cng ceik te yeur `etkh nt
= pi. Sfgck = pi fs afgj e hntk er cekk ngj Fhh ok `ugdry,
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\KE\HK F TNGZ ZE \[GC@ FG Z@K Z@_ENZ >3
wk s`euhj ikkt er jfggkr. Tkhh de seikphnck ug ngj
ugfquk te GVC. N phnck Fi surk yeu jegt `nvk fg Angsns.
Fts cnhhkj DF Mrfjnys.Tk cng de te jfggkryeuhh gkkj te orfgd iegky ngj
pny er yeur ewg iknh okcnusk t`fs fs GE N JNK ngj Fi
prktty ousy t`nt gfd`t, se jegt t`fga Fi defgd te tnak yeu
eg n teur e Ing`nttng er ngyt`fgd hfak t`nt. Fi GE n
teur dufjk. F yeurk ceeh er w`ntkvkr wk ceuhj de dkt seik
fck crkni er seikt`fgd nmkr, out f yeurk oerfgd Fhh wnrgyeu t`krk fs n gkw kpfsejk e @eifcfjkeg t`nt gfd`t ngj Fi
get defgd te ifss ft f yeurk oerfgd, se Fhh bust hknvk.
F yeu wngt te de, hkt ik agew. @krks iy pndkr guiokr.
Kokgkzkr
e t`fs jny F ni ceiphktkhy ninzkj F wkgt te jfggkr wft` t`fs
yn`ee. Kft`kr t`krk `nj te ok jfvfgk fgtkrvkgtfeg er F wns jks-
pkrntk te `nvk petnte safgs wft`eut iy pnrkgts. F stfhh `nvkgt
jkcfjkj w`fc` ft wns. Nhh F agew fs, F wns dhnj Kokgkzkr wns
wfhhfgd te dfvk up `fs @eifcfjkgfd`t, okcnusk F weuhjgt `nvk
dfvkg up iy tfcakts te skk Hks Ifsngj F weuhj gkvkr `nvk degk
te jfggkr wft` `fi ngj `fs hfk weuhj ok se oerfgd gew.F wfs` F weuhj `nvkrkphfkj wft` t`k ehhewfgd2
Jknr Kokgkzkr,
T`krk je F okdfg5 DF Mrfjnys5 Nrk yeu er rknh5 Veurk
nosehutkhy rfd`t. Zfs fs GE n jntk. Kspkcfnhhy f yeu nrk
tnafgd ik te DF Mrfjnys. Nrk t`ky se pepuhnr fg Gkw VeraCfty t`nt yeu nrk jkhusfegnh kgeud` te t`fga t`fs fs gk
jfgfgd5 Iezznrkhhn stfcas ngj wfgds nrk seik e t`k okst
nrk t`ky `nvk te ekr. \hus, yeu je agew t`nts n c`nfg
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rkstnurngt, rfd`t5 Zkrk fs egk rfd`t jewg t`k strkkt rei iy
`eusk. T`fhk F je hfvk fg Angsns, F jegt hfvk fg n sej `eusk,
se okhfkvk ft er get, F `nvk okkg te t`fs chnssy kstnohfs`ikgtyeu ikgtfegkj ngj Fi get fiprksskj. Ft fs gkft`kr ug ger
ugfquk.
@egksthy, F t`fga jfggkr fs n oft tee iuc`. Znts w`y F
suddkstkj cekk. Okcnusk ft cng ok jegk fg >; ifgutks. Ngj
f F t`fga VE[_K oerfgd F wegt `nvk te sft t`reud` ng
kgtfrk iknh wft` yeu NGJ spkgj gfgk oucas.Ngj w`y je yeu `nvk n pndkr5 Nrk yeu n jrud jknhkr5
Sfgckrkhy,
Bkg
Fgstknj F rkphfkj wft`2
KJegt ok suc` ng nss`ehk ngj jegt evkrt`fga ft. Veurk
rfd`t, fts get n jntk, se bust rkhnx ngj step okfgd suc` ng
fjfet. Veurk kionrrnssfgd yeurskh. Sfx wfhh wera er ik ngj
Fi surk Fhh `nvk yeu `eik fg phkgty e tfik er @eifcfjk.B
Zk jny e eur geg-jntk, F gnhhy tehj iy pnrkgts w`nt F wnsjefgd. Veurk ikktfgd n ing rei t`k Fgtkrgkt5 iy iei nsakj.
E` Dej, yeu nrk se jkspkrntk, nrkgt yeu5 C.O. hnud`kj.
S`ut up, C.O. Veu `nvk te de ngj dkt yeur pfcturk tnakg eg
Sngtns hnp oy yeurskh, F sgkkrkj.
T`nt5 Fs t`nt truk, Iei5 Tkrk jefgd t`nt tegfd`t5
S`us`, C.O. F tehj yeu nt orknanst t`nt wns eg t`k ndkgjn ertegfd`t. Jegt werry noeut t`nt gew. Ft wfhh ok ug. Hkts tnha
noeut Bkggf ngj t`fs oeyrfkgj e `krs.
@ks get iy oeyrfkgj. Tkrk bust rfkgjs eghfgk.
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Jeks `k agew w`nt yeu heea hfak5 iy jnj nsakj.
Afgj e. F skgt `fi n pfcturk egck. Out ft wns afgj e ehj. Ft
wns rei cehhkdk.@nvk yeu skkg n pfcturk e `fi5 iy iei nsakj.
Tkhh . . . S`ft. F `njgt. F stnrtkj te t`fga e nhh t`k rknsegs
`kj dfvkg ik er get skgjfgd n pfcturk2 `fs cnikrn wns oreakg,
`k jfjgt `nvk n scnggkr, `k gkvkr tnaks pfcturks, `k jfjgt `nvk
n stnip te infh ik n pfcturk rei cehhkdk . . . F wns dkttfgd cnt-
s`kj, okerk cnts`fgd wns n t`fgd. Ge. Out ft jeksgt inttkrw`nt `k heeas hfak. Fts. Get. N. Jntk.
Tkhh, `ew wfhh yeu rkcedgfzk `fi5 Iei nsakj.
@ks ikktfgd ik krk fg t`k etkh heooy. @ks defgd te wknr n
jnra drkkg Akggkt` Cehk bncakt se Fhh ok nohk te rkcedgfzk fi.
Eany, iy jnj snfj, hkts bust orkna t`fs jewg. Veurk defgd
te jfggkrjutc`nt DF Mrfjnys wft` n C`fgksk duy rei
^ukkgs gnikj Kokgkzkr w`e `ns n pndkr ngj wfhh ok wknrfgd n
jnra drkkg Akggkt` Cehk bncakt ngj wfhh ikkt yeu fg t`k heooy
nt sfx echeca tegfd`t5
Vks, t`nt seugjs rfd`t.
Ngj yeu swknr yeurk get jkspkrntk5 C.O. cncahkj.
De put eg yeur gfck C`rfstins swkntkr, C.O. Zk egk t`nt
intc`ks Ieiiys! Veurk defgd te heea njernohk eg Sngtns hnp.F epk t`ky ouy t`k pfcturk se Iei cng put ft fg wft` kr C`rfst-
ins hkttkr t`fs yknr.
Tkhh, f yeurk get jkspkrntk, Bkggf, t`kg cng yeu tkhh us w`y
yeurk ikktfgd t`fs strngdkr5 iy iei fgqufrkj.
F jegt agew. @ks bust seikegk F hfak te tnha te. @k hfstkgs te
ik ngj `k hnud`s nt ik ngj `k inaks ik hnud`. @ks ug. F bustt`eud`t ft weuhj ok ceeh te gnhhy ikkt ngj put n nck wft` t`k
werjs. Inyok fts jkspkrntk, out fts okttkr t`ng wnftfgd eg hfgk nt
Incys er t`rkk `eurs te skk n pkrv fg n Sngtn suft!
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Eany, eany. Tkrk bust n hftthk werrfkj. Dfrhs kgj up jknj
rei ikktfgd ikg eghfgk. F snw ft eg Jntkhfgk, Iei snfj.
Fi prktty surk `ks get defgd te afhh ik. F ngyt`fgd, F t`fga`ks defgd te stngj ik up.
T`y weuhj yeu t`fga t`nt5 iy jnj wegjkrkj.
F jugge. Cnusk `ks afgj e n bkra.
Tew. @k seugjs hfak n akkpkr! crewkj C.O.
@ky! Hkt ik agew `ew t`k reingtfc `ersk- jrnwg cnrrfndk
rfjk t`reud` Ckgtrnh \nra deks, C.O. Veu agew Iei ngj Jnjwfhh sguddhk yeu fg oktwkkg t`ki, rfd`t5
Tkrk jefgd t`nttegfd`t, tee5
F okt yeu wfs` yeu `nj n akkpkr te ikkt gew, jegt yeu,
C.O.5
Veurk n drewg weing. Tk cngt step yeu, out nt hknst hknvk
us `fs pndkr guiokr ngj w`ntkvkr jkscrfptfeg yeu `nvk e `fi,
iy jnj snfj.
Jnj det t`k snkty fssuks eut e t`k wny se t`nt Iei ceuhj
ecus eg t`k fipertngt tnsa nt `ngj2 T`nt nrk yeu wknrfgd te-
gfd`t5
Vkn`, se t`fs fs t`k pnrt e t`k stery t`nt dkts n oft kionrrnss-
fgd (ns f ft `nsgt nhrknjy okkg kionrrnssfgd). F werk evkrnhhs te
eur geg-jntk. Zkrk wkrk skvkrnh ncters t`nt wkgt fgte pfcafgdeut iy kgskiohk er t`nt gfd`t. Ft wns pnrthy n uca yeu te
Kokgkzkr er okfgd suc` ng nss`ehk ngj inafgd ik kkh hfak s`ft
oy kip`nsfzfgd n onbfhhfeg tfiks t`nt wk wkrkgt defgd eg n jntk.
Ns nr ns F wns cegckrgkj, `k jfjgt jkskrvk n gfckr eutt. Ft wns
pnrthy ng fregfc t`fgd. F t`eud`t ft wns uggy t`nt t`k dfrh rei
Angsns weuhj wknr evkrnhhs. Ft wns kxncthy w`nt n sgeety GkwVerakr weuhj kxpkct n Angsng te wknr. Ft wns suothk ngj jkkp nhh
nt t`k snik tfik. Ngj ft wns pnrthy n ceiert t`fgd. F je kgbey
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DF Mrfjnyss petnte safgs, ngj evkrnhhs nrk t`k pkrkct pngts
w`kg yeuvk det n petnte-safg eej onoy te `fjk.
F s`euhj `nvk agewg t`nt gfd`t ns seeg ns F snw Kokgkzkr fgiy `etkh heooy t`nt F wns fg treuohk. Jnig,F t`eud`t. @ks rknhhy
cutk. T`e weuhj `nvk t`eud`t5 S`ft, inyok evkrnhhs wkrk t`k
wregd c`efck. K`, muca ft. Fts get n jntk!
F F agkw t`kg t`nt F weuhj kvkgtunhhy kgj up inrryfgd t`fs
ing, F ifd`t `nvk pnfj cheskr nttkgtfeg te seik e t`k `fgts te
`fs pkrsegnhfty trnfts t`nt weuhj egk jny jrfvk ik onts`ft crnzy.Mer fgstngck, F ifd`t `nvk getfckj t`nt `k wns `uffigd ngj pu-
fgd rei ruggfgd twkgty ohecas uptewg okcnusk `k wns tee
stfgdy te pny er suowny nrk. (C`knp onstnrj.) T`kg F cei-
ikgtkj t`nt fs drkkg bncakt injk ft knsy te gj fi, k ornddkj
t`nt `kj `nj t`nt bncakt sfgck `fd` sc`eeh ngj `nj ge fgtkgtfeg
e kvkr ouyfgd nget`kr egk ugtfh `k ceuhj nerj n Gert` Mnck,
w`fc` wnsgt rknhhy t`nt kxpkgsfvk w`kg yeu cegsfjkr ft ns ng
fgvkstikgt er w`kg `k scnhkj It. Kvkrkst seikjny. (C`knp
onstnrj ifxkj wft` hnokh-w`erkfs` wnys ngj vfsfegs e drng-
jkur.) Zk ofddkst wnrgfgd, `ewkvkr, cnik jurfgd jfggkr. F hfvk
wft` iy pnrkgts, `k stntkj preujhy.
T`nt5 Veu gkvkr tehj ik t`nt.
Ft jfjgt ceik up.Okcnusk yeurk twkgty-vk. F jfjgt t`fga ft gkkjkj te ceik
up. F bust nssuikj yeu hfvkj eg yeur ewg.
Tkhh, yeu agew w`nt t`ky sny noeut pkephk w`e nssuik . . .
Se, w`kg wfhh yeu ievk eut5
F jegt agew. T`nts t`k rus`5 Zkrks ge rkgt, phkgty e
eej, ngj iy iei jeks iy hnugjry.[d`. Veur iei stfhh jeks yeur hnugjry5 Cngt yeu nt hknst je
yeur ewg hnugjry5
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T`y5 S`k kgbeys ft.
S`k jeksgt kgbey ft, yeu nss`ehk.
T`ntkvkr. @ky, c`kcas `krk. Je yeu `nvk kxnct c`ngdk5 Fwngt te put ft eg iy crkjft cnrj se F cng dkt t`k pefgts tewnrj
iy Gert` Mnck.
Nmkr jfggkr Kokgkzkr ekrkj te s`ew ik t`k sfd`ts e Ing-
`nttng. F t`eud`t yeu wkrkgt n teur dufjk, F tknskj `fi.
F `nvk n kw phncks F ceuhj s`ew yeu.
Tk wnhakj nreugj t`k cfty ngj `k s`yhy teea iy `ngj, w`fhknt t`k snik tfik`k c`kcakj eut t`k rnca e seik ofioe w`e
wnhakj oy us. Vkn`, hfak n uhh-eg ucafgd `knj turg. F noeut
oreak fs ngj. T`nt5 Fvk bust gkvkr skkg oeeos t`nt ofd eg ng
Nsfng c`fca okerk, `k snfj. Je yeu t`fga t`ky wkrk rknh5
F s`euhj dkt onca, F snfj. F jfjgt wngt te ouy iy ewg jfggkr
er ceipktk wft` sangas wft` ofd oeeos. F jfjgt cnrk `ew iuc`
`k injk ik hnud` er `ew iuc` ug wk `nj tedkt`kr1 ft wns
jfsrkspkctuh ngj F wns tfrkj e `fs nss`ehky wnys.
T`y5 `k nsakj.
Okcnusk yeurk okfgd n jfca. F jegt kvkg agew w`y F cnik. F
werakj se `nrj te inak t`fs `nppkg w`kg yeu chknrhy jfj get
cnrk. Se, Fi jegk. Veurk e t`k `eea. Veu jegt kvkg gkkj te
wnha ik onca te iy `etkh. F cng dkt t`krk eg iy ewg.@ehj eg, `k snfj. Fi serry. F wns bust gkrveus, F t`fga. Fi
`nvfgd ug wft` yeu ngj F wngt yeu te stny. F `nvk seikt`fgd F
wngt te s`ew yeu. Tfhh yeu `ngd eut n hftthk hegdkr5
T`nt je yeu wngt te s`ew ik5
Fts n spkcfnh phnck te ik. Fts chesk oy. Ceik eg. @k drnookj
iy `ngj ngj puhhkj ik tewnrj Ckgtrnh \nra.Nt chesk te ifjgfd`t.
Ns wk wnhakj jkkpkr fgte t`k pnra, F gnhhy nsakj, T`krk
nrk wk defgd5 F trfkj get te hkt `fi agew F wns dkttfgd n oft
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gkrveus. Iy dut wns tkhhfgd ik te agkk `fi fg t`k cretc` ngj
rug.
F tehj yeu F bust gfs`kj s`eetfgd iy rst knturk-hkgdt`hi, rfd`t5
Vks.
Tkhh, F wngt te s`ew yeu w`krk F hikj iy nverftk sckgk fg
t`k ievfk. Fts bust n hftthk nrt`kr.
Mfgnhhy wk steppkj eg t`k pnt`. Tkrk `krk, `k snfj.
F cngt skk ngyt`fgd, F snfj.Tkhh, rfd`t t`reud` t`esk wkkjs ngj stu fs t`k pegj. Zk
pegj fs iy nverftk spet fg t`k w`ehk pnra. Hkts dkt cheskryeu
cng `knr reds.
Nhh F ceuhj t`fga wns,Nrk yeu mucafgd afjjfgd ik5 Veu wngt
ik te dkt cheskr te t`k pegj5 S`ft, Fnidefgd te kgj up egJntk-
hfgk. (F bust wngt te de eg t`k rkcerj rfd`t krk t`nt f iy jnud`-
tkr kvkr jeks seikt`fgd t`fs stupfj, Fhh afhh `kr iyskh.)
Fvk `knrj reds okerk. Fi rei Angsns, F snfj.
Vkn`, out t`k wntkr fs se prktty fg t`k ieeghfd`t. Ceik eg.
@k tuddkj eg iy `ngj.
_kj nds, ns`fgd nhnris, cejk ohuknhh e ft wns defgd e fg
iy `knj.
Step ft! F ykhhkj. Hkt de e ik!T`nts wregd, Bkg5 Kokgkzkr nsakj, dkgufgkhy ceguskj.
Veu cngt afhh ik! F wegt de jewg wft`eut n d`t, ngj f F
cngt step yeu, Fhh nt hknst `urt yeu!
@ehy s`ft, w`nt fs yeur preohki5 T`y weuhj yeu t`fga F
wngt te afhh yeu5 Veurk fgsngk!
Fifgsngk5 Veurk n strngdkr w`e oreud`t ik te t`k ifjjhke n jkskrtkj pnra fg t`k jknj e t`k gfd`t, ngj yeu akkp pus`fgd
ik tewnrj n pegj se F cng `knr reds5 Fi noeut rknjy te
scrntc` eut yeur kyks.
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Kokgkzkr teea vk stkps onca rei ik. Eany, sktthk jewg,
`k snfj `ehjfgd up `fs `ngjs fg surrkgjkr.
F wngt te hknvk. Gew, F `fsskj.Eany. Hkts de.
Tk wnhakj fg sfhkgck er n oft ugtfh iy knrtoknt shewkj jewg
ngj F jktkrifgkj Kokgkzkr wns get defgd te afhh ik ngj juip
iy oejy fg t`k pegj. (Oy t`k wny, t`fs weuhj ok t`k rst e
ingy, ingy tfiks F wns cegvfgckj t`k @uos wns tryfgd te afhh
ik. Fg `fs jkkgsk, F orfgd eut t`nt fgstfgct fg ingy pkephk, se`ks erdfvkg.)
Fi serry, F snfj.
Fts gk. F jfjgt t`fga t`nt egk t`reud`. F bust wngtkj te
s`nrk t`nt phnck wft` yeu. Tngt seik fck crkni5
Vks, phknsk! Okcnusk fck crkni nhwnys sehvks kvkryt`fgd.
T`kg `k jreppkj ik e nt t`k `etkh t`nt gfd`t, `k jfjgt
kvkg try te afss ik. F wns pesftfvk `k wns stfhh t`fgafgd noeut t`k
nct t`nt Fj t`rkntkgkj te scrntc` `fs kyks eut hkss t`ng ng `eur
okerk. N hftthk w`fhk hntkr `k cnhhkj iy `etkh reei.
@khhe5 F w`fspkrkj, tryfgd get te wnak up C.O., w`e wns fg
t`k gkxt okj.
T`nt nrk yeu wknrfgd5 `k nsakj.
Muca yeu, F snfj. \nbnin evkrnhhs.@k hnud`kj. F `nj ug tegfd`t.
Ik tee, F njifttkj.
Fvk det n preohki, t`eud`.
T`nts t`k inttkr5 F nsakj `fi.
Fi weezy, `k snfj.
Tkhh t`kg, sft jewg! \ut yeur `knj oktwkkg yeur agkks@ky, juiiy, Fi weezy, okcnusk e yeu. Veu injk ik
weezy tegfd`t. F agkw t`fs wns defgd te `nppkg f wk ikt.
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E`, F snfj stupfjhy. F `nj ge fjkn `ew te rkspegj. Nhh e iy
hfk oeys ngj ikg nvk phnykj dniks wft` ik. Fvk nhwnys nj te
dukss2 Jeks `khfak hfak ik er jeks `k bust hfak ik5 Fs `k frtfgdwft` ik er fs `k okfgd gfck5 Fj gkvkr `nj ngyegk ok se rnga
noeut `fs kkhfgds. Znts gfck, F snfj, hfak ng fjfet.
Vks. Ft fsgfck. Se . . . yeu wngt te tnha noeut Stnr Tnrsseik
ierk5
Vks! Mfgnhhy n tepfc F agkw `ew te `ngjhk! Eany.
Nmkr wkj spkgt ng `eur w`fspkrfgd eg t`k p`egk, C.O. sntup, t`rkw n pfhhew nt ik, ngj ykhhkj, Veurk ng njernohk Kwea
ngj `ks Huak Saywnhakr! Jnrt` ]njkr fs nwkseik ngj Hkfn fs
evkrrntkj! Mfgk. T`ntkvkr. Bust phknsk de te okj, yeu psyc`e!
Fhh skk yeu teierrew, Kokgkzkr snfj.
Ngj wk `ugd up.
Tkvk okkg tedkt`kr kvkr sfgck, okcnusk F snw rfd`t t`reud`
`fs dru, jeray kxtkrfer ngj rknhfzkj Fj ok n ceiphktk eeh te hkt
t`fs duy de. Nmkr nhh, t`krk nrkgt tee ingy ikg eut t`krk wfhhfgd
te put up wft` iy orngj e crnzy.
Mfmkkg yknrs hntkr F agew gew t`nt Kokgkzkr wns nrnfj te
ikkt ik ngj t`nts w`y `k wns suc` ng nss`ehk. Jegt dkt ik
wregd`k fs n vkry ohugt pkrseg wft` `nrjhy ngy htkr ngj
ceuhjgt tkhh n w`ftk hfk f `fs hfk jkpkgjkj upeg ft (gkvkrnsa t`fsing f yeur outt heeas ofd ughkss yeu cng tnak t`k trut`). @k nj
n crus` eg ik ngj agkw F jfjgt kkh t`k snik wny. @k t`eud`t
ft wns rfjfcuheus te kvkg ikkt, okcnusk ft weuhj bust cegri `fs
kkhfgds ngj t`kg kj ok stuca pfgfgd er n dfrh w`e hfvkj fg Ang-
sns.
Se t`krk yeu nvk ft2 t`k iest reingtfc hevk stery yeuvk kvkr`knrj. Onsfcnhhy wk wkrk twe wkfrjes (uturk crnzy cnt hnjy Bkg
ngj pnrkgts-onskikgt-jwkhhkr Kokgkzkr) w`e eugj hevk c`nt-
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tfgd eghfgk fg t`k Tfhj Tkst jnys e t`k Fgtkrgkt w`kg iest
pkephk wkrk crkkpkrs heeafgd er cyokrskx.
Mer ingy yknrs wk wkrk afgj e ns`nikj te njift `ew wkikt, ngj w`kgkvkr pkephk weuhj nsa us, wkj nhwnys sny, N iu-
tunh rfkgj.
Tk bust gkvkr snfj eur iutunh rfkgj wns NEH.
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Mrei egk em t`k okhew rktnfhkrs2
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