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Hello, my name is Eric and I’m a recovering male. I just wanted to agree with what Tim was saying about feeling shame for his penis. I think a lot of my masculinity issues are very shame based. While Tim was sharing just then I was actually thinking about all the times I’ve been in the shower in the morning and I’ll look down at my penis and it’ll remind me of what a bad person I’ve been. But I’m glad Tim brought this up because it’s something I’ve been trying to get in touch with. (laughs) Not my penis of course. Although that has been an issue for me in the past. I just feel so stuck sometimes. Like on my way here tonight. This beautiful girl walks by me on the street and she’s got this really right sweater on and ya know….kinda large breasts….and I cant help myself! I have to check out her breasts. And once she’s walked past me I have to check out her butt! Like I’ve never seen a butt before. It’s depressing. I feel like a human being trapped in a man’s body. I’m sorry. I really am. I’m just a man with a penis and for that I’m sorry.

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Hello, my name is Eric and I’m a recovering male.

I just wanted to agree with what Tim was saying about feeling shame for his penis. I think a lot of my masculinity issues are very shame based. While Tim was sharing just then I was actually thinking about all the times I’ve been in the shower in the morning and I’ll look down at my penis and it’ll remind me of what a bad person I’ve been.

But I’m glad Tim brought this up because it’s something I’ve been trying to get in touch with.

(laughs)

Not my penis of course. Although that has been an issue for me in the past.

I just feel so stuck sometimes.

Like on my way here tonight. This beautiful girl walks by me on the street and she’s got this really right sweater on and ya know….kinda large breasts….and I cant help myself! I have to check out her breasts.

And once she’s walked past me I have to check out her butt! Like I’ve never seen a butt before.

It’s depressing. I feel like a human being trapped in a man’s body.

I’m sorry. I really am. I’m just a man with a penis and for that I’m sorry.