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In Recent Celebrity news, Kanye West decided to come and apologize last week for his behavior towards

Taylor Swift on that night at the VMA Awards almost three years ago! “I just can’t keep up with the guilt anymore,

dawg. It’s like, I’m being inconsiderate of other people singing their personal thoughts within an entirely different

genre of music. It just makes me feel so contemptible, I was wrong.” He said to the paparazzi. Kanye has stated that

he will be going to therapy for his narcissistic behavior and will also be giving up the celebrity life for now for his

true passion, art.

We here at Mojeiko’s Mag think that it’s about time Kanye did something productive with his life. We

support him with trying to turn his life around to become more of a sensible person. Though to be honest we don’t

think it will last longer than a few weeks. Recent reports from yesterday state that since turning his life around,

Kanye West has legally changed his name to Kanye East. Congratulations Kanye East!!

Self Portrait of

Kanye from his

art class in

therapy

IN NEXT MONTHS ISSUE…

Why does Justin Bieber keep pretending he’s not a little twirp anymore??

Why did Jack Black buy himself a barn of pet llamas and name them all “Mouse”?

What’s that thing on William Shatners’ head?

Read the next issue to find out!