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8/16/2019 OUR 25th. WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
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HI NAN,
JUST WANT TO TELL YA ABOUT OUR 25th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY,
IT’S NOT SOMETHING WE SHARED WITH MANY PEOPLE, JUST TINA,
AND SOME VERY CLOSE FRIENDS LIKE YOU….
GABY AND I DECIDED ON A TRIP TO CHINA, SOMETHING KINDA OUT
OF THE ORDINARY... I CHECKED AROUND, AND LOCATED A GREAT
DEAL ON AIRLINE TICKETS, THE COMPANYS KINDA SMALL AND
DOESN’T DO MUCH ADVERTISING, BUT I LUCKED OUT, IT’S ONE OF
THOSE NO FRILLS, LIMITED SERVICE AIRLINES BUT THEY BRAG
ABOUT A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTING YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION
SAFELY, MOST, OR ALL THEIR PLANES ARE CONVERTED MILITARY
AIRCRAFT LEFT OVER FROM THE BAGHDAD DAYS, YOU REMEMBER
THAT SHOCK AND AWE THING.....
THIS IS FIRST CLASS
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OUR PILOT DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, AND UNLIKE MOST AIRLINE
PILOTS, HIS DRESS WAS SOMEWHAT ODD... DURING THE FLIGHT GABY
AND I NOTICED THE PLANE TURNING IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENTDIRECTION FROM OUR INTENDED DESTENATION, WE GOT KIND OF
NERVOUS ABOUT THIS ACTION, BUT OUR STEWARDESS PUT US AT
EASE WHEN SHE EXPLAINED THAT THE PILOT WAS FROM BOSNIA, BUT
RECENTLY CONVERTED TO ISLAM AND RECEIVED HIS JIHAD AND
FLIGHT TRAINING FROM ISIS, SHE WENT ON TO TELL US HE'S A
TRUE JIHAD OR MUJAHEDDIN, SHE SAID THAT HE TURNS THE PLANE
IN THE DIRECTION OF MECCA ACCORDING TO THE KAABA SO THAT HE
CAN PRAY, AND HE LIKES TO SPREAD HIS PRAYER RUG IN THE ISLE OF
THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT TO DO HIS PRAYING, AND LOOK
FOR LOOSE CHANGE DROPPED BY PASSENGERS, HE TOLD US "NO TO
MAKE WORRY, AUTO PILOT MAKE GOOD, SOMETIMES"....
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OUR STEWARDESS, RASHAWN-NA, OR I SHOULD SAY "OUR FLIGHT OR
CABIN ATTENDANT RASHAWN-NA-NA WAS A SWEET HEART
THROUGHOUT THF FLIGHT...
GABY THOUGHT THAT PERHAPS SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN AN
ACCIDENT OF SOME SORT, OR A CRASH WHERE HER FACE MADE A
SUDDEN STOP AGAINST A BULKHEAD, BUT I REMINDED HER THIS WAS
A NO FRILLS FLIGHT AND THE HIRING OF EMPLOYEES BASED ON
BEAUTY WAS KIND OF OVERLOOKED......HERE'S OUR CABIN
ATTENDANT RASHAWN-NA-NA-NA
RASHWAN-NA-NA-NA-NA & THE POOR IRISH FLIGHT ATTENDANT
THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT SHOWED UP PERIODICALLY, HER
CONDITION, IT WAS EXPLAINED, WAS DUE TO HER BRINGING OUR
PILOT USAAMA, A BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH AND A
COLD BUDWEISER......THE POOR GIRL DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, SHE
WAS FROM AN IRISH CATHOLIC FAMILY AND DIDN’T KNOW SHIT
ABOUT MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE…
THE FLIGHT IN IT'S SELF WAS UNEVENTFUL, THAT IS, UNTIL
WE APPROACHED THE COASTLINE OF CHINA, UNKNOWN TO US AT
THE TIME, CHINA WAS CELEBRATING THE FINAL CONSTRUCTION OF
ONE OF THEIR MANY MAN MADE ISLANDS, REMEMBER I SAID WE
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WERE FLYING IN A CONVERTED MILITARY AIR CRAFT??? WELL, WE
WERE GREETED BY THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE AS WE
APPROACHEDTHE CHINA COAST....
THIS DIDN'T SEEM TO FAZE OL' USAAMA; HE ROLLED UP HIS RUG,
MADE A B-LINE FOR THE COCKPIT, AND STARTED LOOSING ALTITUDE
AND ATTITUDE FAST. HE TRIED TO CONTACT THE TOWER FORPERMISSION TO LAND, BUT THEN REMEMBERED THE FINISHED
ISLAND CELEBRATION, SO HE BUZZED THE TOWER TO MUSTER THE
CONTROLLERS ATTENTION, BUT ALL HE SAW WAS THE RESULTS OF THE
CELABRATION…
UNPHASED BY THE INFIDELS BEHAVIOUR AND THEIR INTOXICATED
STATE, USAAMA DECIDED TO LAND THIS CRAFT WITHOUT THE
ASSISTANCE OF THE DRUNKEN TOWER PERSONNEL....GABY AND I
WATCHED AS HE APPROACHED THE MAIN RUNWAY, LANDING GEARDOWN, AIR SPEED REDUCED, CABIN ATTENDANTS HOLDING ON TO
WHATEVER, AND LOUD PRAYING TO ALLAH FROM THE COCKPIT….
ي ص س و م س ب ة ر ط ل ا ضرا…. TOUCHDOWN!, ONE BUMP, THEN
TWO OR THREE MORE, ENGINES IN REVERSE, TABS UP, BRAKES ON
………….AND….
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THEN A SUDDEN LOUD BANG, THAT’S WHERE GABY AND I NOTICED
THE MAIN LANDING GEAR ROLL OFF TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE
PLANE.....NOW WE'RE RUNNING DOWN THE RUNWAY TOWARDS THE
BEACH AREA AT ABOUT 200 / 250 MPH AND OUR FEET AND BUTTS
ARE GETTING VERY WARM, WE WERE IN A COMPLETE STATE OF
PANIC,
OUR ONLY CONSOLATION WAS KNOWING WE BOTH HAD ON CLEAN
UNDERWEAR....JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO LET OUT THE "WE'RE
FUCKING DOOMED" SCREAM, GABY GRABS ME BY THE THROAT AND
YELLS "DON'T BE SUCH A GOD DAMNED PUSSY" AND BEFORE SHE
COULD TIGHTEN HER GRIP ANY FURTHER, IN POPS MY LIFE SAVER
RASHAWN-NA-NA-NA-NA WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE, "SEE?
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, WE MADE IT," AND MADE IT WE DID,
WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE A TAXI TO THE BEACH OR TO OUR
HOTEL WHICH WAS JUST A SHORT DISTANCE FROM THE BEACH…
THIS IS THE FLOATING HOTEL THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY AT….
HOWEVER A PIECE OF DEBREE FROM THE AIR CRAFT LANDED ON THE DECK
AND CAUSED A MAJOR HOLE, AND THE HOTEL SANK.
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PART 2
THE PLOT THICKENSSCROLL DOWN
THE BEACHES WHERE WE LANDED WERE OK, BUT FULL OF
AIRCRAFT WRECKAGE PARTS AND PIECES..
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, ONE OF THE LOCALS WAS SO KIND, AND TOLD GABY AND I ABOUT A BEACH, JUST A SHORTDISTANCE FROM WHERE WE HAD OUR BUMPY LANDING, THELOCAL WENT ON TO EXPLAIN THAT IT WOULD REQUIRE A
SHORT RIDE ON ONE OF THEIR TRADITIONAL LUXURY WATERCRAFT, WE WERE PRETTY EXCITED, AND BY THAT TIME WEWERE GAME FOR ANYTHING, SO WE AGREED..HE SOLD US TWOROUND TRIP TICKETS FOR $60.OO EACH AND TOLD US WHERETO BOARD, HE THEN LEFT US WITH THESE PARTING
WORDS我只是做 簡單的 二十從這兩個白痴 WHAT EVER
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THAT MEANS…..
WE WERE SOMEWHAT DISAPPOINTED, TO SAY THE LEAST, IT
APPEARS THE CRAFT WAS SLIGHTLY OVERBOOKED, IT HADLITTLE TO OFFER IN THE WAY OF FACILITIES ANDINTERTAINMEN, TRADITIONAL LUXURY WATER CRAFT MY ASS… BUT, WHAT THE HELL, WE MAY AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
THE BEACHES WERE ALSO A TAD BIT CROWDED FOR OUR
LIKING, BUT WE FIGURED WE’RE HERE, SO, AGAIN, “WHAT THEHELL,” IT’S A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME VENTURE, IT’S OUR 25th
ANNIVERSARY, SO LETS MAKE THE BEST OF IT…
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NOT A CHANCE IN THE WORLD OF GETTING SUN BURNED…
WE STUCK IT OUT, DID A LITTLE SIGHT SEEING, VISITED THEGREAT WALL OF CHINA, ATE SOME OF THE LOCAL FOOD ANDFOUND A GREAT PHARMACY WITH LOADS OF KAOPECTATE, (ONSALE.) OUR RETURN TRIP WAS UNEVENTFUL, WE INVESTED IN
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THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ ALL THIS BULLSHIT,WE NEVER BELIEVED YOU WOULD GET TO THE LAST PAGE OFTHIS SHIT WITHOUT DELETING THE WHOLE MESS. THANKS.....
FEEL FREE TO SHARE OUR ADVENTURE WITH ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS, WE WON’T MIND : > )
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