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Where This Is Going
• Who We Aren’t– Definition by exclusion
• Who We Are– Layin’ it on the line
• Platform Issues– Our Ideas for the SPS of the future!
We are not…
• Batman and Robin
– Tom is not as good-looking as George Clooney
– Ian’s acting is not as terrible as Chris O’Donnell’s
We are not…
• Mulder and Scully– The Truth is Out
There…– …but it’s got nothing
to do with aliens and everything to do with Pizza.
We are not…
• Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr– We’re great at working
together, which helps avoid…
– Awkward situations:
We are not…
• Matt Damon and Ben Affleck– Even though we do
work together a lot– And hang out
sometimes– Wait a minute…
We ARE:
• C-3PO and R2-D2– We know, they’re never
major players in any of the politics of Star Wars
– But you can’t deny the fact that they’re in every single movie.
How Do You Figure?
• Like R2-D2 and C-3PO, we’re reliable.– Always there when you need us to serve
in some auxiliary capacity.
• Hogan & Noble also persevere in the face of adversity– No ‘bad motivators’ here!
• And finally, like any good set of droids, we are fluent in over 6 million forms of communications– …so maybe that’s a lie…
Platform Issues(for real now…)
• Keeping Useful Records– Our ideas include cataloging no. of pizzas consumed, as well as
type, broken up by individual with an entire statistical analysis after each and every meeting
• Faster, more offensive, T-shirts– Why spend weeks waiting to upset the Chem Majors? We want
to accelerate the t-shirt process and start offending them well within the first semester
• Guerilla Warfare on AXE– It is a battle that needs fighting.–
Drafting and implementing tactical espionage actions against our rivals within the department while maintaining secrecy will be tantamount.
– Securing Physics from further offenses by Chemistry people.