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Published by BS Central515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230

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Vol. 4, No. 178 Monday, October 26, 2015

The Glasgow gridders played their final game of the 2015 regular season at home this past Friday night against the Mustangs of Malta. Despite the final score of 48-0 in favor of Big Blue, the Scotties played an excellent first half defensively. They gave up one big play midway through the first quarter when Malta’s Allen Williamson broke a big one for 91 yards. A successful PAT had the ’Stangs up 7-0. That score would stand deep into the second quarter with the Scotties trying to put a drive together before Trent Herbert threw an interception to Ostin Welch who would scamper untouched into the end zone and the eventual

14-0 halftime lead. Glasgow’s defense limited Malta’s running attack to 132 yards in the first half including that 91-yarder. And the Scotties limited the Mustangs to just 36 yards

passing, limiting senior standout quarterback Jace Galt to a mere 2-7 for 27 yards. Unfortunately for Malta, Galt got creamed in this hard-hitting game and was sidelined with a knee injury for the remainder

of the game. According to Phillips County News sports reporter Pierre Bibbs, it doesn’t sound good for Jace. “I haven’t talked to the coach yet, but it was

Luke Breigenzer tries to turn the corner on Malta’s Trace Simonson who had an outstanding game for the Mustangs, scoring four second-half touchdowns in Malta’s 48-0 victory.

Malta blanks Glasgow, both teams in the Class B Playoffs

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a bad injury and his season could be over,” explained Pierre, who was on the sidelines this past Friday night, “but that’s just my uneducated guess.” The Scotties also had some costly injuries, Benji Phillips with a dislocated shoulder in the first half (one tough kid, Benji would get it popped back in and return in the second half and see some limited offense), while Cache Younkin got his bell rung in the second half, resulting in a concussion and is done for the season. Coming out in the second half, the Mustangs would show why they are now 7-1 and a contender for a state title. They scored three TDs in the third quarter and would tack on two more in the fourth with Trace Simonson scoring four of those. Malta had 330 yards of total offense including 168 rushing yards (zero yards passing) in the second half. The Scotties had 101 yards in the first half and a mere 49 yards in the second half for 150 yards of total offense. The Scotties will now travel to Baker on Saturday for the first round of the Class B Playoffs. The Spartans steam-rolled us 40-0 in the third game of the season, but as Coach Greg Liebelt pointed out on KLTZ’s Saturday morning sports show, the Scotties have grown as a team and he expects them to be more competitive this time around, although the injuries to Cache and Benji certainly don’t help matters one bit. Other first round pairings are: Colstrip at Thompson Falls; Anaconda at Fairfield; Manhattan at Columbus; Deer Lodge at Malta; Huntley Project at Boulder; Cut Bank at Missoula Loyola; and Bigfork at Roundup.

As you all know, hunting season is upon us here in Northeastern Montana. The Army Corps of Engineers at Fort Peck would like to remind visitors that special rules apply when hunting on Corps lands. Please contact the Fort Peck Administration Building at 406-526-3411 with any questions regarding the special hunting rules, and stop in at the Administration Building or the Interpretive Center for locations where hunting is allowed on Corps Lands around Fort Peck. Also, the Downstream Campground, Kiwanis Park, and Nature Trail will be closed the following dates for ADA Hunters: October 30, 31, November 1, 5, 6, 7, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, and 22. The Downstream Campground is now closed for camping, but day use is allowed except for the ADA Hunt Dates. Good luck hunting and be safe out there.

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Tonight: A 50 percent chance of showers. Cloudy, with a low around 34. East wind 10 to 20 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph.Tuesday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Cloudy, with a high near 45. Breezy, with a northeast wind 5 to 10 mph becoming northwest 19 to 24 mph in the morning. Winds could gust as high as 33 mph.Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 26. Northwest wind 14 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph.Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 41. Northwest wind 14 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph.Wednesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 24. North wind around 7 mph becoming east after midnight.Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 46. Southeast wind 6 to 8 mph.Friday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 52.Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 59.

Expect cloudy skies, cooler temps, and some rain showers over the next couple of days as a large weather system moves through the region. Winds will be rather blustery over the next few days as well.

A big Thank You to the following for helping make our 1st College Basketball Game/Clinic a

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5th Annual Veteran’s Day Breakfast Attention all Veterans and active military personnel: the Glasgow High School Student Council and Albertsons are teaming up to show their appreciation to you for your service to our country. They invite all Veterans and current service personnel and their spouses to a free breakfast on Veterans Day, Wednesday, November 11th, from 7:00 – 9:00 a.m. at the V.F.W. Post #3107 in Glasgow. Please R.S.V.P. by calling the V.F.W. Hall at 228-2135 by Tuesday, November 10th.

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State Class B Girls team scores: Bigfork 63, Manhattan 88, Lincoln County 161, Broadwater 178, Glasgow 192, Red Lodge 231, Huntley Project 231, Roundup 275, Libby 338, Shepherd 354, Colstrip 384, Malta 410, Anaconda 432, St. Labre 441, Shelby 446, Columbus 449, Poplar 454, Sweet Grass County 470, Powell County 534, Loyola-Sacred Heart 556, Lodge Grass 570, Harlem 623, Thompson Falls 628, Rocky Boy 674 State Class B Boys team scores: Manhattan 33, Broadwater 123, St. Labre 133, Glasgow 165, Thompson Falls 187, Ronan 205, Lincoln County 250, Red Lodge 263, Lame Deer 295, Loyola-Sacred Heart 314, Shepherd 357, Joliet 398, Colstrip 399, Shelby 450, Harlem 450, Libby 479, Whitehall 520, Huntley Project 541, Lodge Grass 611, Columbus 632, St. Ignatius 635, Rocky Boy 659, Wolf Point 676, Cut Bank 712, Anaconda 713, Poplar 722Scotty girlsEmily Kolstad 26th, 20:55Julia Kolstad 28th, 20:55Brinlie Nielsen 41st, 21:27Alex Simensen 46th, 21:40Morgan Guttenberg 51st, 21:51Katie Kaiser 54th, 22:02Faith Sallee 109th, 24:08

Scotty BoysWalker Allen 22nd 17:11Ellis McKean 24th 17:15Gabe Hallock 27th 17:19Merlin McKean 43rd 17:47Braden Meland 49th 17:57Cade Myrick 65th 18:21Chase Hughes 80th 18:40

Great season, Scotties: Back row: TonyKaiser,BradenMeland,JuliaKolstad,ChaseHughes,AlexSimensen,WalkerAllen,MaryFewer,LoganGunderson,AndreaHansen,EthanJamba,GabeHallockandPresleyHallock.Middle row: ColinJamba,ColtonPewitt,TannerOverby,JacobStevens,JordanBillingsley,ShaneSinclair,EllisMcKean,CadeMyrickandMerlinMcKean.Front row:AlainaSallee,AlexusNistler,KatieKaiser,FaithSallee,MorganGuttenberg,KayleeKing,BrinlieNielsenandEmilyKolstad.

Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus hosted a ship-naming ceremony Sept. 2 to announce SSN 794, a Virginia-class attack submarine, will bear the name USS Montana.

The submarine will be named to honor the history its namesake state has with the Navy.

The future USS Montana will be the second commissioned naval vessel to bear the name. The first, commissioned in 1908, was a cruiser that operated largely off the east coast of the United States and the Caribbean until the beginning of World War I when it transported supplies and men. After the war, the cruiser made six round trips from Europe, returning 8,800 American troops.

Montana was the only state among the 48 in the union when America was building battleships to never have one named after it. Montana (BB 51) had her keel laid in 1918, but construction was cancelled after the Washington Naval Treaty limited the amount of warship tonnage the United States could have after World War I.

Montana (BB 67) was slated to be the lead of the Montana-class of battleships, which were a third-larger than the Iowa class, with improved protection against underwater weapons and shellfire. The five-ship class was authorized under the “Two Ocean Navy” building program for Fiscal Year 1941. However, with the need for more aircraft carriers, amphibious ships and anti-submarine vessels, the Montana-class building program was suspended in May 1942 and cancelled the following year before any of the keels were laid.

Conceived as a less expensive alternative to the Seawolf-class attack submarines designed during the Cold War era, Virginia-class attack submarines provide the Navy with the capabilities required to maintain the nation’s undersea supremacy well into the 21st century. They have enhanced stealth, sophisticated surveillance capabilities and special warfare enhancements that will enable them to meet the Navy’s multi-mission requirements.

These submarines have the capability to attack targets ashore with highly accurate Tomahawk cruise missiles and conduct covert, long-term surveillance of land areas, littoral waters or other sea-based forces. Other missions include anti-submarine and anti-ship warfare; mine delivery and minefield mapping. They are also designed for special forces delivery and support.

Each Virginia-class submarine is 7,800-tons and 377 feet in length, has a beam of 34 feet, and can operate at more than 25 knots submerged. They are designed with a reactor plant that will not require refueling during the planned life of the ship, reducing lifecycle costs while increasing underway time.

The submarine will be built under a unique teaming agreement between General Dynamics Electric Boat (GDEB) and Huntington Ingalls Industries’ Newport News Shipbuilding division wherein both companies build certain portions of each submarine and then alternate deliveries. Montana will be delivered by Newport News Shipbuilding. Virginia-class submarines will be acquired through 2043, and are expected to remain in service past 2060. Based on recent updates to the designs, some of the Virginia-class submarines are expected to still be in service in 2070. During the ceremony, Mabus also acknowledged the naming of the littoral combat ship USS Billings (LCS 15) — the first ship in naval service named after Billings, Montana — which occurred in 2013. A fast, agile surface combatant, the LCS provides the required warfighting capabilities and operational flexibility to execute a variety of missions in areas such as mine warfare, anti-submarine warfare and surface warfare.

Sailors man the rails as they bring the ship to life during the commissioning ceremony for the Virginia-class attack submarine USS John Warner (SSN 785) at Naval Station Norfolk. John Warner is the 12th Virginia-class attack submarine to join the fleet. Montana and Iowa are the 23rd and 24th members of the Virginia class, which is scheduled to total about 28, according to the Navy’s Virginia class statistics. “A ship’s naming is the first milestone in bringing it to life, and here continues the long tradition of strong connection between the people of Montana, Iowa and our Navy,” Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus said. Photo by the U.S. Navy

Friday Funnies by Sugar

A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he went with Ma and Pa.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Pa a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”. The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Pa about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the boar hog, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”

Catfish Classic

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand wascaught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up aconversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obamaand his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obamais a 'Post Turtle''.*

*Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'postturtle' was.*

*The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and youcome across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'postturtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so hecontinued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself; hedoesn't belong up there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there;he's elevated beyond his ability to function; and you just wonder what kindof dumb ass put him up there to begin with.

A farmer comes home after having to repair a fence in the middle of a North Dakota winter."It's as cold as a gravedigger's ass out there!" he tells his wife.A bit grumpy due to the poor weather, his wife replies: "How the fuck would you know how cold a gravedigger's ass is? You turning gay on me?"The man considers her remark for a long moment."You're right honey, I should only talk about things I actually know about.""It's as cold as a witch's tit out there."

I hate having to walk behind a car...

I used to work as a bed salesman. One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10.... 9 to peel the M&Ms and one to bake the cookies, and

The United Nations sent out a survey to all the nations in the different continents of the world.The survey went like this:“We want your honest opinion on how to find a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world”The survey of course, turned out to be a total and abject failure:The People in western Europe didn’t know what the

A Marine received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home... (self.Jokes)submitted 12 hours ago by LegarioIt read as follows:Michael,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great and too long. I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us. I'm really sorry.Love, ElizabethP.S. Please return the picture you have of meThe Marine, his feelings hurt, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts they had. After a while he had obtained a sizeable collection, and so he stuffed them all 62 of them into an envelope, including the picture of Elizabeth, along with this letter:Elizabeth,I can't quite remember what you look like. Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.Take care, Michael

Before Marriage.Man: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.Woman: Do you want me to leave?Man: NO! Don't even think about it.Woman: Do you love me?Man: Of course! Over and over!Woman: Have you ever cheated on me?Man: NO! Why are you even asking?Woman: Will you kiss me?Man: Every chance I get!Woman: Will you hit me?Man: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!Woman: Can I trust you?Man: Yes.Woman: Darling!After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''