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    Not Ordinarily Borrowable

    or, Unwelcome Advice

    a story byThomas Thurman

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    Merlin, bursting into tears, deliveredwhat his prophetical spirit suggested to

    him, as follows: "Woe to the red dragon,

    for his banishment hasteneth on."

    Geoffrey of Monmouth

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    For Amy,who asked for a story

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    1. The Exeat

    nce, long ago before yourgrandparents were children,

    after the end of the time of

    angels but before the end of the time of

    dragons, there lived a scholar. A scholar is

    a person who spends a lot of their timereading books and trying to find out

    interesting new things. Often they are

    clever people, but quite ordinary people can

    be scholars too.

    O

    This scholar's name was Maria. She

    had brown hair, brown eyes, and two cats

    called Cloud and Company-of-Wrath. The

    cats don't come into the rest of the story,

    but I thought you might be interested to

    hear their names. Maria lived in a town full

    of other scholars, and she often wondered

    whether she was as clever as the other

    scholars in the town, and if she was not,

    whether the others would find out one day

    and laugh at her. In fact, she was one of the

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    cleverest in the town, but she didn't know

    that herself.

    Maria wore a thick black robe every day,

    because the town where she lived was a

    cold one. Everyone needed to wrap up

    warm and cosy against the northern wind,

    so all the scholars were given black robes to

    wear from the first day they started

    studying, and stripey scarves to wrap

    around their necks. Maria lived in a single

    room in a big white house, with her two

    cats. There were ten other scholars living

    in her house as well, but she didn't know

    them very well. The other scholars were

    mostly learning about chemistry, which was

    a subject that didn't fit well into Maria's

    head.

    Maria was not studying chemistry.

    Maria was an Asnac. An Asnac is a person

    who studies the way people lived a long,

    long time ago, far longer ago than the time

    when Maria lived, and looks at the things

    they made and the writings they left behind.

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    She loved her subject, and she was hoping

    one day to become a doctor.

    I don't mean the kind of doctor that

    people take you to when you're not feeling

    very well, who asks you to stick out your

    tongue and writes things on their little

    pieces of paper. That kind of doctor is a

    very important kind of person, and I'm glad

    there are so many of them in every town,

    otherwise what would happen if people got

    sick? But that kind of doctor is a doctor of

    medicine. If you want, you can be a doctor

    of anything you please. The main thing you

    need in order to be a doctor of something is

    to love what you're studying, and to be

    ready to spend a lot of time on it: years and

    years. And Maria had been studying for

    years. She was going to be a doctor of

    Asnac.

    Now in order to become a doctor of

    something, there is a simple rule to follow.

    You must find out something new, something

    nobody in the world has ever seen or known

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    or thought before. You might suppose that

    with all the many people there are in the

    world, and with all the thinking that goes on

    every day, it must be difficult to find a new

    thing never thought before. But everyone

    has ideas every day, and there are so many

    different ones that, sooner or later,

    everyone must find something new. You

    yourself saw something nobody had seen

    before the last time you cracked open the

    shell of a nut.

    After you have found out your new

    thing, you must write a book about it, a big,

    heavy book called a thesis. Then, last of all,

    you must explain your ideas to the other

    scholars, and the other scholars must be

    happy with your work. One day, when

    Maria had finished doing all this, she would

    be allowed to call herself Dr. Maria, and

    allowed to wear a scarlet robe instead of her

    black one. That way, everyone would know

    how hard she had worked to find out

    something utterly new.

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    But that day was still quite a long way in

    the future, and Maria still had a lot of work

    ahead of her before it would come.

    On the day when this story starts, Maria

    had just woken up. And as she ate her

    breakfast, she was thinking to herself about

    the things which she had to spend the day

    doing. At that time in her studies, she was

    learning about some stories which had been

    written down by a man called Geoffrey of

    Monmouth, hundreds and hundreds of years

    before. She particularly wanted to find out

    what Geoffrey's ideas about dragons were,

    because she was meaning to write a chapter

    in her thesis about it. So she decided that

    she would have to go to the library and find

    a copy of his book. She put on her raincoat,

    because the weather was cold and it was

    raining quite hard, and got on her bike, and

    off she went.

    I will take a moment here to tell you

    about the library. It's a special library

    because the law says that if anyone

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    anywhere writes a book, they have to send a

    copy of it to this library. Because of this law,

    the library is very large inside, and at the

    top it has a brown brick tower that's

    hundreds of floors tall which contains

    almost nothing but shelves upon shelves of

    books. The books are arranged very

    carefully so that the librarians can find

    them, but the way they are arranged is very

    complicated and confusing if you're not a

    librarian.

    When you enter the library through its

    great bronze door, you find yourself in an

    entrance hall full of statues of all the

    librarians who have ever worked there.

    Then you climb the stairs into a long room

    with patterned friezes around the walls,

    called the Reading Room, which is where

    you sit and read the books. There are a lot

    of books on the shelves in the Reading

    Room, but most of the books are in the

    tower, and ordinary people like you or me or

    Maria are never allowed into the tower.

    Instead, you have to ask the librarian to

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    climb up inside the tower for you, and fetch

    you the book you want.

    When Maria got to the library, she was

    surprised to see that the edges of the door

    had scorch marks around them, as though

    someone had burnt them with a very large

    match. When she entered the building,

    there was a smell inside which Maria

    couldn't place.

    I wonder what that smell is, she said

    to herself.

    Sulphur, said a voice behind her.

    She turned. The Librarian stood there

    in his librarian robes, looking doleful and a

    little scorched around his long grey beard.

    He was a very old man, who had been

    looking after the library for as long as Maria

    could remember. If she had thought about

    it, she would have realised that he had

    probably been a young man once, and one

    day he would probably need to retire, but in

    fact nobody ever thought of these things. ToMaria he seemed as much a permanent and

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    unmovable part of the library as the

    reference desk.

    Are you here to borrow anything from

    the twelfth century section? he asked. We

    had a rather unusual patron, who has

    borrowed the lot. And I don't think he's

    going to bring them back any time soon. A

    patron is what librarians call the people who

    borrow books.

    Yes, I wanted to borrow the works of

    Geoffrey of Monmouth. But how in the

    world did you burn your beard? asked

    Maria.

    That was the problem, sighed the

    librarian. "Do you know much about

    dragons?"

    Maria knew quite a lot about dragons,

    from the books she had read. "A little bit,"

    she said.

    "All the Asnac books we have, and there

    are a lot of them..." he paused, and

    corrected himself, "there were a lot of them,

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    borrowed this morning. Quite forcibly. By a

    dragon."

    "A dragon?" Maria looked puzzled. "I

    thought they were extinct."

    "So did we all, until this morning."

    "And I thought that they usually came

    looking for treasure," Maria went on. "Whywouldn't it have gone to steal gold from the

    goldsmith's, or the town bank, or

    somewhere, instead of here?"

    The librarian shrugged. "I really don't

    know, I don't know at all. All I know is, one

    moment I was sitting at my desk, trying to

    stop people bothering me for five minutes so

    that I could get the card index back into

    alphabetical order, and the next moment,

    there's a cloud of sulphur billowing around

    the room, and a great red lizard trying to

    break the door down."

    He pointed at the door, which was a

    great brass door with figures carved into it

    showing people reading books and scrolls.

    Around the edges it was noticeably bent,13

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    and the deep scratches across the top of the

    door, which were just in the place where a

    dragon's spines would be if it tried to crawl

    through the door of a library, had certainly

    not been there the day before.

    "I'm afraid you're out of luck if you want

    to read about Geoffrey of Monmouth," said

    the librarian. "Ordinarily, if you wanted a

    book which was already out, I would advise

    you to visit the person who had borrowed it

    and ask them whether they were finished

    with it. But in this case I'm afraid you're

    going to have to study something else. Can

    I interest you in the study of chemistry?"

    Now, Maria's friends thought they knew

    her quite well, and if you had asked them

    what sort of a person she was, they would

    probably have called her timid. So it would

    have given them quite a surprise to hear her

    say what she said next.

    She said: "Well... I need the book. And I

    like a challenge. I think I shall visit thecreature who borrowed it. And I think I

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    shall ask it whether it's finished with the

    book. Do you know which way the dragon

    went?"

    The librarian looked worried. "I must

    try to persuade you not to go. Not only will

    it be a very dangerous journey, but dragons

    themselves are not tame animals. I only just

    escaped with my beard. How someone like

    you, without a beard, might manage, I don't

    dare to think."

    "Thank you, but my mind is quite made

    up," said Maria. "I have been working for

    years to get my doctor's degree, and I will

    not have anything standing in my way. Not

    even a dragon."

    "Well, if you're sure..." said the

    librarian.

    "I am."

    The librarian hesitated for a moment,

    then decided to co-operate with her. "Let's

    see. An old friend of mine is the librarian at

    Oxenford. I telephoned him this morning to

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    attempted to borrow any of the books from

    his library as well. He told me that four of

    their scholars had reported seeing a dragon

    flying over their city to the north-west, in

    the direction of Cadair Idris. I suggest you

    try exploring in that direction to begin

    with."

    "Thank you," said Maria. "I hope to

    bring your books safely home again in a few

    months."

    The librarian nodded. "Good luck.

    Don't forget your exeat." And with that he

    went back to sorting the card index.

    Now, if you are a scholar studying to be

    a doctor of anything, there will always be

    someone to look after you. The person who

    looks after you is called your supervisor, andMaria's supervisor was called Dr Rose.

    Supervisors are usually fairly good at giving

    you advice, because they are already a

    doctor of whatever it is. So whatever

    troubles you might be having, they haveprobably also gone through the same

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    difficulties themselves when they were

    younger. Dr Rose had often been helpful to

    Maria in the past, but Maria worried that

    this time would be different. She rather

    doubted that Dr Rose had ever had her

    textbooks carried off by a dragon.

    But Maria needed to talk to Dr Rose for

    another reason, too. Your supervisor is

    supposed to worry about you if you

    disappear for a long time. If you are going

    away on holiday, or to try to find out your

    new ideas in another town, or even simply

    to hunt a dragon, you need to get a special

    permission from your supervisor, so that

    they don't worry and so that they can be

    sure you won't miss too much of your work.

    Your supervisor needs to sign a piece of

    paper to give you the permission, and the

    paper is called an "exeat". That word means

    "she may go out".

    Dr Rose lived on B staircase in Maria's

    college. All the people who lived in the

    college lived in rooms which you reached by

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    going up some staircase or other, and each

    staircase had a letter. Dr Rose was sitting

    in an armchair reading a book about

    toasters when Maria opened her door.

    "Hello, Maria," she said, "how can I help

    you?"

    "Did you hear about the dragon?" asked

    Maria.

    "Yes," said Dr Rose, "very sad. I expect

    the university will survive. It always does."

    "But the dragon has taken my books!"

    "Oh dear," said Dr Rose. She looked

    puzzled for a moment, and then said, "I

    suppose you could study something else

    instead. Have you considered chemistry?"

    Maria felt her heart sinking inside her.

    She tried not to sigh in front of Dr Rose.

    Then, since (as I told you earlier) she was a

    clever person, she tried another approach.

    "Well, you see, I've come to ask you for

    permission to do some field work," she said.

    "It's all very well discussing the ideas of

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    Geoffrey of Monmouth, but I thought my

    thesis could use a chapter on real dragons.

    So I'd like to go and find an actual living

    one, and investigate its habits and

    behaviour. I think it would make a very

    interesting chapter."

    "Hm," said Dr Rose, but Maria could see

    she was interested. "Until today, I believed

    they were all extinct."

    "Some of them must still be alive. For a

    start, there's at least the one which raided

    the library this morning," said Maria.

    "Very true, very true," said Dr Rose.

    "What do you think it wanted the books for?

    Do dragons eat books? Does Geoffrey have

    anything to say on the matter?"

    "I really don't remember Geoffrey

    mentioning the subject of a dragon's diet.

    That's part of my plan, you see: I'll learn

    what they eat if I can watch one. This is the

    sort of information I want to find out and

    write up in my thesis," said Maria.

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    "Good plan, good plan," said Dr Rose.

    "Here, I'll write you an exeat."

    So Maria thanked Dr Rose, folded her

    exeat and ran back excitedly back down the

    staircase. She asked her chemist

    housemates to feed the cats while she was

    away, and packed enough clothes and food

    in a suitcase for at least a week. Then she

    jumped back onto her bike and pedalled

    happily off through the rain in the direction

    of Oxenford. Maria was never happier than

    when a job was underway, and this time she

    was just starting to feel that her

    determination was beginning to pay off.

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    2. Courage

    fter riding for an hour throughthe rain, Maria's spirits felt

    almost as damp as her hair.

    Many years earlier, when she had first come

    to the university, she had once fallen into

    the river by mistake, while she was trying torow a boat. Now she felt almost as soaked.

    Her clothes clung tightly to her skin. It was

    hard to keep her happiness alive.

    A

    Just as she was thinking about how

    suddenly she had started feeling miserable,

    she noticed that she was entering a town

    called Royston. It seemed like a good place

    to take a break. So she pulled up outside a

    pub called the Red Lion, locked her bike and

    went in to buy herself some lemonade.

    "Good morning," said the man behind

    the bar. "What brings you here?"

    "I'm looking for a dragon," said Maria,

    wiping her wet hair out of her eyes. "Have

    you seen one?"

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    "I heard they had one at the library

    down the road," said the man, "so they say.

    Myself, I think they're making it up, I think

    they're extinct. Why, did you see anything?"

    "I didn't see the dragon," said Maria.

    "But the librarian saw it and told me, and I

    trust him. Oh, thank you, how much is

    that?"

    She paid the man, who handed her a

    glass of lemonade, and to her own surprise

    she drank the whole glass in one go. She

    had not realised how thirsty she was. The

    man took advantage of her silence to

    explain his thoughts on dragons.

    "See," he said, "in my experience of

    dragons... I mean, I have no experience of

    dragons. I've never seen one. But I've oftenread about them in magazines and stuff.

    Well, you're looking to find a dragon. You

    know what a person needs when they look

    for dragons?"

    Maria was too polite to tell him that shehad spent the past few years reading about

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    dragons, and that she knew a hundred times

    more about what was needed to deal with

    them than any magazine could tell you.

    Perhaps it would be better if she had said

    so. But instead she smiled at the man and

    said, "No, do tell me."

    "What you need is courage. You need to

    be brave and fierce and bold. Think of all

    the knights you read about who fought

    dragons. They were big strong men, brave

    men. Think of what a dragon's like, for

    goodness' sake, it's the size of a bus,

    covered in armour, and it breathes fire. You

    need a strong man, a brave man, a man with

    courage. That's what you need."

    Maria listened carefully, finished her

    drink, and said, "Thank you. Where do you

    think I can find courage?"

    "You? You're surely not going to fight a

    dragon on your own? I mean... with all due

    respect, you don't seem the dragon-fighting

    type," he said, and laughed. "I'm sure youcould find a dragon, but I don't think you

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    could deal with it when you had it. What

    you need is to find a man who has courage.

    You should ask the mayor."

    "Why? Is the mayor very courageous?"

    "The mayor can ask one of the

    policemen to go with you and protect you.

    I'm sure one of them is brave enough," hesaid. "I mean, nobody in this town knows

    more about courage than I do, but I'm busy

    serving drinks, or I'd help you. But good

    luck!"

    "Thank you," said Maria, and went backout to her bicycle.

    A little further down the road, she met a

    policeman. "Can I help you, miss?" he said.

    "I don't think so. I'm actually looking

    for a dragon," said Maria.

    The policeman laughed. "Really, kids

    these days get the strangest ideas into their

    heads," he said, though he was not all that

    much older than Maria herself. "And what

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    are you going to do with this dragon, when

    you find it?"

    "The important thing for now is finding

    it," said Maria, "and for that I will need

    some courage."

    "Nobody in this town knows more about

    courage than I do," said the policeman."Why, I have often chased burglars down the

    street and caught them with my bare hands.

    I don't think any dragon would need more

    bravery than I have. I would come with you

    and protect you, if I wasn't on duty."

    "Thank you," said Maria, "and I'm sure

    you're very brave, but I don't need

    protecting. I'm looking for some courage of

    my own. Can you tell me where you get

    your courage from?"

    "I would not suggest that a young lady

    like you should go hunting dragons on your

    own," said the policeman severely. "Stay

    here in Royston. Get married and start a

    family. Be a credit to society."

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    "No, thank you," said Maria. "But would

    you tell me where to find the town hall?"

    It turned out that the town hall was half

    a mile down the road from the Red Lion. It

    was a squat red-brick building set back a

    little from the road. Maria looked at it and

    imagined the sort of person who had built it,

    and decided that they were someone who

    did not have very much imagination. She

    locked up her bike again, and went in to talk

    to the mayor.

    The building was as boring inside as

    outside, which made finding the mayor's

    office harder than it needed to be. Every

    corridor looked like every other corridor.

    When Maria found the mayor, he was sitting

    in a polished wooden room. He looked up

    from his polished wooden desk and gave a

    polished smile. "How can I help you, my

    dear?"

    "I'm looking for a dragon," she began.

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    "We don't give out dragon licences at

    this office any more. There's no point, you

    see. They're extinct."

    "I don't want a licence. And I've just

    come from the university. One of them

    attacked our library. It didn't seem very

    extinct."

    "Ah," said the mayor. "And you would

    like money for repairs? University funding

    is a matter for central government. This

    office can only help you with primary and

    secondary education."

    "I didn't come here looking for any help

    with university funding, thank you."

    The mayor looked as though he was

    trying to be polite, and struggling not to be

    annoyed. "Then how can I help you, young

    lady?"

    "I'm looking for this dragon, so that I

    can get the books back, if I can. And...

    someone told me to come and ask you about

    courage." She felt her voice tailing off. It

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    The mayor stood up from his desk and

    went to the window, gave a tug and opened

    it. A cool gust of wind blew in and

    disturbed the dull atmosphere of the office.

    Straight away, its smell put Maria in mind of

    the open road and adventure.

    "Courage?" said the mayor. "What

    makes you think I can tell you about

    courage?"

    "Someone told me you have courageous

    people working here. And they said that

    you might send one of them with me to

    protect me."

    She saw the mayor smiling at her as

    though he was an uncle and she was a

    young niece, and a sudden surge of

    annoyance ran through her heart. "But Idon't need protection, your worship." (This

    is the proper way to talk to a mayor.) "I

    thought I could ask them if they knew about

    courage. And dragons. Anything new that I

    didn't know about the proper way to dealwith them. I'm researching them, you see."

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    "Young lady," said the mayor, "nobody in

    this town knows more about courage than I

    do. What can be more terrifying than a

    career in local politics? What can be more

    bloodthirsty than a well-fought battle in the

    council chamber? But nobody in this office

    knows anything about mythical or extinct

    animals. That is a matter for central

    government. Do you have nothing to ask

    about council tax? Refuse collection? Local

    election protocol? If not, I think this

    interview needs to come to an end."

    At that moment, a flash of yellow and

    black buzzed in through the window. The

    wasp circled the mayor's head and came to

    rest on his shoulder. The mayor jumped out

    of his seat and started batting his hands at

    the wasp. "Shoo! Go away, you horrible

    thing!" he shrieked.

    "Wait, wait," said Maria, "don't flap at it.

    It will make the wasp angry, and angry

    wasps are harder to deal with. Look, try

    this."

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    She took an empty glass from the

    mayor's desk, turned it upside down, and

    gently placed it over the mayor's shoulder.

    The mayor watched wide-eyed but said

    nothing. Then she took the memorandum

    pad from the mayor's desk and slid it in

    between the glass and the mayor's shoulder.

    The wasp crawled around on the

    memorandum pad and up the sides of the

    glass, but it could not get out.

    "See, it's all safe now," said Maria. "I'll

    take it outside and set it free."

    "Young lady," said the mayor again, but

    his face was white and his voice was faint.

    "I see you already have true courage

    aplenty in your heart. I'm sorry I doubted

    you. Here..."

    He pulled out a sheet of notepaper with

    the borough coat of arms in gilt on the top.

    Taking a pen, he wrote carefully in beautiful

    curly letters, and read aloud as he wrote:

    "Know all men by these presents that thebearer is braver than anyone in Royston,

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    and is hereby considered eminently

    qualified to fight and conquer any dragon.

    There," he said, handing it to her. "In case

    anyone doubts your courage."

    "Is that all I need to kill a dragon?"

    Maria sounded dubious.

    "Possibly, possibly not," said the mayor,"but it's the most important thing.

    Whatever else you might need, without

    courage I'm sure you will never get

    anywhere. Now, please, would you take that

    wasp away?"

    Maria thanked the mayor and carried

    the wasp outside to freedom. Then she

    swung her leg over the bicycle again and

    pedalled off towards a freedom of her own.

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    3. A sword

    few hours after she leftRoyston, Maria came to the

    town of Biggleswade. She

    locked her bike up outside the church and

    sat down beside a tombstone to eat her

    sandwiches. The sandwiches were cheeseand chutney.

    AThe sun was shining again, and it had

    been warming her skin on the path up to the

    church. Now, the church tower stood guard

    over her and kept her cool from the

    sunshine. The tower was made of grey

    stone with flints in every so often. The

    bellringers were practicing something

    called "called changes" in the tower, and

    everything was rather peaceful, though I

    suppose Maria might not have felt so happy

    if she was one of those people who do not

    enjoy the sound of bells.

    Just as Maria was finishing her

    sandwiches, a woman in a black shirt

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    person who has been surprised by finding a

    few of their hours unoccupied, and is

    slightly bothered by their brief freedom.

    "Hello," said Maria, who was always

    polite. "I'm Maria."

    "Hello," said the woman, "I'm Mother

    Margaret. I'm the priest at this church.""You look like a busy person. Are you

    busy today, then?"

    "Well, you see, I'm a schoolteacher

    during the week. I only do the priest thing

    on Sundays and when I'm needed. But as it

    happens it's half-term this week and the

    children don't need me at the school, so I

    thought I would come and see whether I

    was needed at the church."

    Maria nodded.

    "Now you know something about me.

    But who are you? Tell me a bit about

    yourself," said the priest, looking at Maria's

    bicycle. It was a blue bicycle, and it looked

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    rather battered and ready for adventures.

    "Are you going on a journey somewhere?"

    "Yes, I'm on quite an important journey.

    Well, it's important to me, anyway. I'm

    trying to find the dragon which took my

    library books," said Maria.

    "I thought dragons were extinct," saidthe priest, as everyone always did.

    "One of them isn't, at least. It took my

    library books," Maria explained again. She

    had learned many years before that if you

    want someone to hear something important,you had better be ready to say it more than

    once.

    The priest nodded, and said "I see.

    Well, if it's taken your library books, it can't

    be extinct. I hope you find it."

    She seemed about to leave, but Maria

    suddenly remembered her research, and

    decided to see whether the priest could give

    her any new ideas. "What do you think you

    would want to have, if you had to go and

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    catch a dragon? Apart from courage, that

    is."

    Mother Margaret thought for a good

    while, and she put her hand to her lips to

    show she was thinking. Then she said, "In

    all the stories I've ever read about dragons,

    someone has wanted a sword. Do you have

    a sword?"

    "No," said Maria, "but I don't know what

    good a sword would be. I don't know how to

    handle a sword."

    "You might be better off with one,anyway. Suppose the dragon saw it and

    decided you were someone worth reckoning

    with? A dragon wouldn't know whether you

    knew how to use it," said the priest. "Do

    you know, we have a sword in thechurchyard here? Maybe you could borrow

    it."

    "Won't it be awfully rusty?" asked

    Maria.

    "Possibly," said Mother Margaret, "but

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    She led the way around the corner of

    the church to a shady place under a dark

    green yew tree. There in the grass stood a

    large square stone. A sword was plunged

    into the middle of the stone, a sword as long

    and thick as Maria's arm, and as she had

    guessed, it was very rusty. There were

    some words carved into the stone. Even

    though they were covered with moss, Maria

    could see that they said, "Who pulls this

    sword from this stone is rightful Lord and

    King of all England."

    "Or Lady and Queen, of course," said

    Mother Margaret. "Can you pull it out? Go

    on, do give it a try."

    Maria gave a dutiful tug, but the sword

    remained in its place.

    "It's strange," said the priest, "but

    nobody seems to be able to pull the sword

    out. We did have the Queen herself visiting

    Biggleswade a few years ago, but I didn't

    like to ask whether she could manage it.After all, perhaps she wouldn't have been

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    able to, and then it would have provoked a

    constitutional crisis. Lots of other people

    have tried, though, and nobody's succeeded.

    Perhaps there aren't any rightful kings any

    more."

    "Maybe I don't need a sword, though,"

    said Maria hopefully. Her muscles were

    aching just at the thought of having to carry

    the sword she saw in front of her.

    "Well, you might want to try another

    sword," said the priest, with a purposeful

    look on her face. She turned and strode

    away, and Maria followed her through a side

    door into the church building. It was cool

    and airy inside, a welcome change from the

    heat, and the bells sounded muffled indoors.

    There, in a side aisle, they came upon asimilar stone, except that this one was

    slightly smaller and less mossy. But the

    sword which stood in this stone was a

    fencing sword, much thinner and not at all

    as rusty. A convenient shaft of blue light fellfrom a stained-glass window onto the

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    writing on the stone, and the writing said:

    "Who pulls this sword from this stone is

    rightful Lord and Mayor of all Biggleswade."

    "Or Lady and Mayor, of course," said

    Mother Margaret. "Can you pull it out?"

    Maria bent down and gave a

    tremendous pull, but the sword remainedjust as still as the one before it.

    "It's no good. I'm sure I'm not a mayor

    or a queen," said Maria. "I'm just me."

    "Well, thank you for trying," said the

    priest. "These swords have been around

    here for years. I keep hoping that their true

    owners will turn up some day or another.

    You never know."

    Maria thanked the priest and began to

    leave the church. But as she reached the

    entryway (the proper word for it is the

    narthex, and it had great red doors leading

    to the outside world) she stopped to look at

    yet another stone standing off to one side.

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    This stone was quite small, compared to

    the other two, and the sword buried in it

    was only as long as Maria's forearm. The

    sword was covered in symbols and patterns

    which Maria could not understand, but she

    could read the writing on the stone. It said,

    "Who pulls this sword from this stone is

    rightful Lord and Master of himself."

    "Or herself," said the priest from behind

    Maria, making her jump and turn around.

    "I was only looking," she said.

    "Go on, see whether you can pull itfree," said the priest.

    Maria knelt down so that she had a

    better view of what she was doing, put out

    one hand, and grasped the hilt of the sword.

    Then, as easily as pulling a knife out of the

    butter, Maria pulled the sword out of the

    stone and laid it on the flagstones of the

    floor.

    The priest gave a little jump of

    happiness and clapped her hands. "I knew

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    day and claim one of the swords. Thank

    you! You may keep it if you like, and take it

    on your travels to find the dragon. Do you

    mind if I write a paper on the subject for the

    Historical Society?"

    "Not at all," said Maria. She tied the

    sword to her belt as best she could. Then

    she asked, "Can you tell me what these

    symbols all over the sword mean?"

    The priest bent down and gazed at the

    blade as it hung by Maria's leg, but then she

    shook her head. "I have no idea, I'm sorry.

    There are some wise people in Leighton

    Buzzard, if that's on your way. They might

    know."

    "I should be passing through Leighton

    Buzzard tomorrow," said Maria. "Thank you!" And she pushed open the great red

    doors and walked back out into the

    sunshine. She was the master of a new

    sword, it was true, but more importantly,

    she had certainly been proved to be the lordand master of herself.

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