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A new health club across the street from UNM is shaking up meal time.

Dan Barrera, one of the club’s owners, said 2112 Nutrition offers a unique program that substitutes shakes for regular meals. He said it is an inexpensive but healthy alterna-tive to junk food.

“We have products for people from the womb to the tomb,” he said. “It’s fast food for intelligent people.”

An electrical fire last month set back the grand opening of 2112 Nutrition, located next to the Mint Tulip Café on Central Av-enue, but the store is back in business.

Barrera said he de-signed the club to have a restaurant-style vibe with tables, chairs and Wi-Fi so customers can sit down and relax while they drink their meals.

The $5 course begins with a shot of aloe rich with antioxidants, which he said pro-motes a strong digestive system. Next, cus-tomers are given their choice of energy-boosting raspberry or lemon herbal tea. The final course is a shake packed with vi-tamins, nutrients and 16.5 grams of protein per serving, Barrera said. The shakes come in flavors such as strawberry, chocolate and cookies and cream.

Barrera said the program is designed to

promote weight loss and health, but it can also benefit those looking to gain muscle or who have problems sleeping.

Stella Olivas, co-owner of 2112 Nutri-tion, said that since she began drinking the health shakes three years ago, she has shed 35 pounds. She recommends replac-ing breakfast and lunch with a shake, then eating a healthy dinner.

Shelley Rael, a licensed dietician and health ed-ucation consultant for UNM, said meal replace-ment might not be for everyone.

“In general, I don’t recommend people going with a shake, or juice or any type of replacement of any meals a day,” she said. “I’m not picking on (2112 Nutrition) in par-ticular, but meal replace-ment is generally not healthy.”

Rael said the absolute minimum amount of protein humans need is 75 - 80 grams per day. She said the 16.5 grams of protein 2112 Nutrition’s shakes offer is not enough.

“Its also not even quality protein, unless they’re throwing in an egg or beans,” she said. “You need more protein than that.”

Barrera said he doesn’t agree with Rael.

“She (Rael) hasn’t even tasted the prod-ucts, has never been in the club,” he said. “She doesn’t know and needs to come in.”

by Alexandra Swanbergaswanny@unm.edu

� e two 17-inch metal rods implanted along Susanna Roberts’ spine for her scoliosis made physical activity di� cult, so she opted for weight loss surgery when she wanted cut back on her 300-pound frame.

“It was more of a, ‘You need to do this or you’re going to pretty much kill yourself,’ ” she said. “Because of my back problems I couldn’t exer-cise and all of that. It actually took my dad having a mini heart attack to shake me out of it and be like, ‘You need to get this � xed.’ ”

Four years later and 135 pounds lighter, Roberts is now the captain of the Duke City Wranglers, UNM’s country western dance team for non-professional dancers. With 500 others she participates in the end-of-semester UNM Ballroom Dance Recital, which showcases students

Jessikha Williams / Daily LoboOwner of 2112 Nutrition Dan Barrera trains new employee Madonna Muniz on how to make nutritional shakes. 2112 Nutrition o� ers a healthy alternative to fast food in herbal teas and health shakes made with Herbalife products.

Protein shakes bring students to the yard

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Ariana Hatcher / Daily LoboHans Engvall dips Tess Dominey during a ballroom dance rehearsal Monday night. Both are members of the Fedora ballroom dance group. The UNM Ballroom Dance Recital on Wednesday features non-professional dance class students and non-professional teams, including Fedora, showcasing what they learned this semester.see Ballroom PAGE 5

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Steve Sacco, owner of Sacco Automotive on Gibson Boulevard, said drivers must take extra safety precautions when driving in colder weather. The Daily Lobo spoke with Sacco about how to winterize a vehicle and make sure it’s as safe as possible for the coming months.

Step 1: Does the oil need to be changed?

“First thing that I want to do when I am getting the vehicle ready for winter is see if it is ready for an oil change, because if it is ready, a lot of things you are going to have checked are included in that oil

change. Most guys do this any-way, so most shops aren’t going to charge you extra.”

Step 2: It’s important to check all fluid levels, especially antifreeze.

“Make sure the levels are where they need to be. If you keep a 50/50 mix (between water and undiluted antifreeze), that will keep you good down to 35 below zero.”

Step 3: Check all the belts in case anything is frayed or cracked. Check hoses. If they are soft, oil-soaked, frayed or cracked, they need to be replaced.

Step 4: Check the tires for wear and pressure. See how thick the tread is. If you put a penny in between tire treads, the tread

should cover Abraham Lincoln’s forehead. If it doesn’t, the tread is worn down and the tire may need to be replaced. Make sure to check tire pressure as well, as low pressure can decrease the life of your tires.

“You could lose control, you might not have any traction to get around, you could get stuck and you might not be able to grab enough traction. If you can’t keep traction you are just an accident waiting to happen.”

Step 5: Ensure wiper blades are in good condition and that the system in functional.

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Step 6: Ensure your heater and defroster are working properly.

“You can’t be driving with an icy windshield.”

Step 7: Get an ice scraper.“You need one of some type

in your car. Some mornings it’s going to be iced up. Do not pour hot water on it, there is a chance to shatter the glass, and it could refreeze.”

Step 8: “Make sure your bat-tery has a strong charge and that the connections are tight and corrosion-free.”

Additional advice: “It’s possi-ble to do everything on this list on your own, except check the battery charge. But it would probably be good to have a professional check all of these things, unless you are versed in the automotive world and you know what you are look-ing for. Go to someone that you trust to check your vehicle.

On a cold morning when you are going to start your vehicle, start it and let it run for at least 30 seconds before you put it in gear. When I drive my car to work in the mornings, I drive it easy for the first few blocks. It’s impor-tant because it’s better for the car. It minimizes stress and strain on the vehicle.”

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You are probably studying so hard you don’t even have time to spend money. But just in case, the Daily Lobo compiled a list of free events happening over the next week in Albuquerque. If you know of a free event, please send the info to hriley@unm.edu.

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Another ad was too specific to not mention — it’s a lucky rabbit foot. The ad reads “don’t need it no mo,’” so make sure you inquire about the seller’s luck, just to make sure it works before you start counting on it to ace your finals. All of the above items are listed on albuquerque.craigslist.org/zip/

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by Craig DubykCopy Chief

My name is Craig Dubyk, and I want you to take my job.

Please.I work as the Copy Captain (aka “Copy

Chief”) at the Daily Lobo. My job is to edit the newspaper for errors. If you are at all inter-ested in applying for the position, please stop reading and go apply for the job RIGHT NOW. If you have just applied for the job and are re-turning to this article, stop reading. Never read this again.

Alrighty! We can get started now that the suckers are gone. I’m here to tell you all about why you don’t, and shouldn’t, want my job.

I know you know why you don’t want my job already, but Chris Quintana is pretty des-perate to get the spot � lled, so it’s possible he’ll try to talk you into it as he did me, with his charming lies and crocodile tears. If he does, you can use the following list to systematically prove that he’s full of s***. I can say “s***” be-cause I’m the goddamn Copy Captain, and I edit the page after he does (Editor’s Note: Craig can’t actually say s***).

Everyone here is crazy, and they will make you crazy.

Chris walks around with a hammer, slam-ming it into doors, desks, and whatever food you may be eating in his presence. “Does this annoy you?” he giggles, reducing your (my) hard-earned Halloween candy to powder across your (my) keyboard. � e last thing you want is a shattered Fireball in your workspace. Fireballs bear no sins.

He lost track of the hammer for about a week recently. I think a small part of his soul died.

He’s not the only crazy person around here, however. Far from it. Just about everyone at the Daily Lobo is nuts in one way or another: We have men who wear tight pants and a guy who tears up the top of his desk to make a di-nosaur shape. Others believe in horoscopes or “free” democracy. Losers. Having something o� about you is pretty much a prerequisite for working here. � at’s why I wear the Copy Cap.

“� e Copy Cap?”Aye, the Copy Cap! It provides a distrac-

tion-free thinking environment for the Copy Captain, and it is required attire during work hours. Its ergonomic paper design shields me from at least 40 percent of the lunacy taking place in the building at any given time. � e Copy Cap is one of the few bene� ts of the job; it has been a hallowed Daily Lobo Copy Cap-tain tradition ever since I got the job at the be-ginning of the summer.

Everything is your fault.Remember Chris’ hammer? Remember

how he lost track of it? It’s my fault. No, not be-cause I hid it from him (I totally did LOL, Chris don’t read this), but because I’m the Copy Cap-tain. � e blame falls on me by default. Spelling error in the paper? My fault. Misleading head-line? My fault. I change a story to make the facts in it wrong on purpose? My fault. You see the pattern here— there’s no way out of it.

My only redress is that I can just lay all of the blame on my underlings, the copy editors, in the relative privacy of the Copy Cave. � e Copy Cave, by the way, is our (my) secret lair across the hall from the designers, cleverly disguised as a confused and expensive burrito shop.

With four copy editors at my disposal— each initially pure and angelic in their inno-cence, but now soiled by second-hand guilt— I never have to worry about shame or past expe-rience impairing my judgment on the job. In this respect, hiring copy editors is like selecting virgin sacri� ces to the Copy God. Maybe this job isn’t all bad.

You must carefully read stupid things.While we regularly switch between Culture

and Sports, the Opinion section is a daily oc-currence. You see where this is going, I’m sure. “But if you don’t want to print stupid letters,” you might say, “why do you print them?”

HOW NAÏVE!We don’t print any given letter because we

want to, we print them because we have to.

Dear Wooley,

I’m a long-time reader, � rst-time writer, and I have a dilemma. My ex and I broke up � ve months ago. It was the best relationship that I’ve ever had. � e break-up was both the easiest and hardest I’ve done because, like the rest of the relationship, we talked it through to-gether and made the decision with each other. It was hard because it was hard to see such a good thing end.

We took some time apart to get our heads on straight, but started talking again soon after and became friends again.I still have feelings for her, but know that it would be foolish to try to get back together; the prob-lems that ended the relationship would still be there. I don’t want to cut her out of my life, so the question is: How does one move on while still remaining friends?

Sincerely,Down in Denver

Dear Denver,You do have a dilemma and some choices to

make. First you have to answer some hard ques-tions: Do you really want to still remain friends? Are “the problems that ended the relationship” really that big? If you do remain friends, what would that look like?

I’ve never really remained close friends with people I’ve gone out with. � at’s just me. I have plenty of friends who insist on remain-ing friends with exes, and for some it goes well. However, in the cases I’ve seen (from the outside looking in), it’s not a great choice because, like your situation, one person typi-cally still has feelings and it’s hard for one or

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WOOLEY’S WEEKLY WISDOMboth people to move on. Your experience may be di� erent.

You don’t seem to have an issue of communi-cation in your relationship by how you describe the break-up. My advice is to communicate.

You need to communicate with yourself � rst. Sound weird? � at’s okay. Communi-cation is key to every relationship, whether it be a friendship, romance, or even profes-sional relationships.

Communication clari� es expectations and de� nes roles. Ask yourself what you want, why you want it, and why that’s important to you. Check yourself — make sure your inten-tions and heart are right. Knowing these will help you decide how to move forward.

If you want to go back to being in a relation-ship with this gal, tell her. You both have had time to think, and if those “problems” are mi-nor and this relationship is something you truly want to rekindle romantically, talk to her about it and express that. Know that doing so could risk rejection.

Your vulnerability is on the line and roman-tic feelings may not be reciprocated. Still, she’s another person and deserves the respect of clear communication. It’ll be di� cult, but just be you. Be open, honest and clear, and if she doesn’t feel the same way, you’ll have to accept that and move on. If she does and a relationship is something you want, it could work out.

If that’s not the case and you still want to remain friends, de� ne for yourself what your boundaries are. Be conscious that you’ve made the decision to just be friends and what actions you’ll take to prevent yourself from giving into feelings that would pull you from that resolution.Just like any other area of life, let your actions support your decisions.

If you’ve made a choice that, for example, you’re not going to drink, you don’t go hang out in bars. If you don’t want to smoke, don’t go so-cialize during smoking breaks. I’m not saying that you isolate yourself from her and cut o� the

relationship that way. I am saying you should set and know your boundaries, to protect your heart so that you can move on.

Perhaps this would be you and her not hang-ing out alone together, not texting or talking on the phone late every night about what hap-pened during the day. Go ahead and hang out at group functions, parties and in class. Say ‘hey’ and maybe talk for a bit, but know your bound-aries. You don’t have to lose a friend if you don’t want to.

However, if these boundaries change the dynamics of your relationship with her, you’ll probably want to talk to her after making this decision, too, though most people will tell you otherwise.

By doing so, you clearly let her know where you’re at and how you feel, but more impor-tantly, you’ll be guarding her heart and mind, and avoiding her confusion about relation-ship changes.

Decide what you want, why you want it, and then talk to her and move forward. Regardless of how things play out, keep your head up. Wheth-er ya’ll get back together or just stay friends, or even if this ends horribly (it probably won’t), breathe. Remember every day is new, and no one knows what will happen throughout that day, whom you’ll meet, or what opportunities will present themselves.

Don’t let the stress of this or any relationship bring you down to a level where this is all you think about. Live your life fully. Let those who want to join and desire the same things you do come along. Embrace and be glad with the rela-tionships you have, regardless of where they’re at. Tomorrow’s a new day, and there’s no reason to be down, especially in Denver!

If you have questions that need answering, please send an email to Wooleysweeklywisdom@gmail.com He’ll be more than happy to answer any questions or concerns you might have. Be sure to check out his facebook page, ask-ryan-wooley.

Truth is, we don’t get enough letters to have a choice— we either print them or don’t have an Opinion page. I’m not saying that all of the let-ters we get are stupid (anyone who writes to us on a regular basis may now say that they are in the minority of not-stupid letters), but damn. Sometimes the Opinion page is a great place to learn how not to think.

Also, Lakewood. I don’t have to read it, sure, but it’s like watching a metaphorical train wreck: I can’t help but watch in morbid fasci-nation, and I don’t have to worry about calling police or seeing, like, dead people and blood and stu� . One of the highlights of my workday,

and my o� cial duty as Copy Captain, is when I get to draw in Lakewood to make it, if not funny, tolerable to look at. You poor readers have to su� er the unedited version, though. Schadenfreude— you should Google it.

� at about sums it up for arguments against Chris, should he o� er you a job when you happen across him in a dark alley or on your solemn journey down the circles of Hell. At least, that’s as much as will � t on the page.

If you are in any way o� ended by Craig’s col-umn, you may contact him at 1-985-655-2500. He will be happy to address your concerns.

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Chris QuintanaEditor-in-chief

Elizabeth ClearyManaging editor

Chelsea ErvenNews editor

Down in Denver daunted due to defunct romance

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from all non-professional dance classes and the four non-profes-sional dance teams, said Brenda Dunagan, coordinator of the recital and a dance teacher.

Roberts said she has loved to dance her whole life, although the surgery she underwent in 9th grade kept her from practicing throughout high school. Now that she has lost the weight she put on while recov-ering from the implant surgery, she said she has less insulation from the cold weather, which aggravates her chronic back problems.

“If I dance continuously through-out the week, I’m fine,” she said. “It keeps me stretched, keeps my mus-cles warm and loose. But after two or three hours of dancing, I have to sit down for a while.”

Roberts said she makes sure her older sisters are in the front row so she can include them in the line dancing at intermission, when audi-ence members join in.

“I have two Down Syndrome sis-ters, and when they watch me and my team dance, they just love it,” she said. “They’re smiles, all the time. They’re right there sitting in the front, because I reserve them a spot so they can see. They’re all I watch.”

Both sisters are deaf, she said, so they feel the music instead of hear-ing it. She said she first realized any-one can dance, regardless of their handicap, at the prom for the school for the deaf her mother teaches at. She said the deaf feel the vibrations that come from music, especial-ly songs with heavy bass, and use them to keep rhythm.

“Blind people can do it, deaf people can do it, wheelchair hand-icapped people can do it — every-body can do some sort of dance,” she said.

Christina Valverde, captain of Fe-dora, the UNM ballroom dance team, said she stuck with the program be-cause of the people involved.

“Other than me using it as an ex-cuse to exercise in a way … the thing that kind of kept me going was the people that I met. … We’re kind of like a family, as corny as it sounds,” she said. “Had I not made so many friends or a cool teacher that is very down-to-earth and cares about her students, I wouldn’t have kept going.”

Valverde said this semester is the first time Dunagan has given team captains the responsibility of run-ning the non-professional teams and choreographing dances.

“Now that we’re more indepen-dent, that’s kind of a big factor,” she said. “We have to come up with things that will keep people’s inter-est. You can’t just do, like, two moves. You have to do a good two-minute choreography. You have to throw in some kind of ‘ooh’ and ‘ahh.’ ”

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Conveying fifty years of famil-ial tragedy and political struggle in two hours is the definition of a the-atrical challenge.

However, a small, dedicated en-semble manages to meet the chal-lenge in the Vortex’s production of “The House of the Spirits.”

The play is Caridad Svich’s the-atrical adaptation of Isabel Al-lende’s novel “La Casa de los Es-piritus,” set in a Latin American country reminiscent of Chile, but unspecified (likely a choice on the author’s part to avoid political controversy).

“The House of the Spirits” chronicles the lives of the Trueba family and their country through half a century, illustrating monu-mental tragedies on both a person-al and national scale. The ambitious Vortex production captures the del-icate intertwining of Allende’s char-acters’ fates, stirring up a thought-provoking night of theater.

The story is told chiefly through the family’s youngest child, Alba. A political prisoner in the present, she evokes the memories of her family’s past, telling the audience their story to escape her own pres-ent torment.

Actress Liz Chavez is powerful as Alba, lending dignity and depth to a challenging, complex role. Alba watches with us as the tragedies, sins and mistakes of her family’s past multiply and ultimately lead to her own suffering.

Though Alba tells the story of her family, her focus is on her grandfa-ther, Esteban Trueba. After his fiancé is poisoned, he becomes a bitter, un-feeling land baron with violent sexu-al impulses. Mario Moreno adeptly captures Esteban’s monstrous evolu-tion and his tentative hold on his hu-manity, or what’s left of it.

Clara, his fiance’s younger sis-ter, eventually marries Esteban

and tries to heal his wounded soul. They have a daughter, Blanca (Al-ba’s mother), but Esteban’s unre-solved pain only festers as he en-gineers his own tragedy through a pattern of cruelty that drives his daughter away from him.

Most of the supporting cast is quite strong, including Ed Chavez as the young idealist Pedro, and Benjamin Liberman as Esteban’s revenge-driven, illegitimate son.

Some performers, however, don’t quite fit every role they’re asked to play, and worse, seem uncertain of what to do with those characters. This leaves one wish-ing the director had opted for a slightly larger cast, or given more guidance to the actors.

Director Valli Marie Rivera does bolster the acting with live music and video projections that add di-mension to the play’s world.

The production struggles to

adapt a complex novel into a two-hour show. Those who have read the novel may find some omissions disappointing, or even strange. The play itself takes a while to get going, and its leisurely pace prob-ably works better on the page, but over time the play comes full circle to captivate the audience.

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Mario Moreno as Esteban Trueba and Liz Chavez as his granddaughter Alba in “The House of the Spirits,” playing at the Vortex Theatre through Dec. 18. The adaption of “La Casa de los Espiritus” depicts a Latin American family’s struggles, which are amplified by the tumultuous political environment around them.

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!BARTENDER TRAINING! Bartending Academy, 3724 Eubank NE.www.newmexicobartending.com 292-4180.

!FITNESS/WELLNESS COACH! P/T. Not hourly job. Potential to earn $500 to $2500+ per month. Training available. Recruiter: Stella. 505-220-5841.

PUEBLO OF ISLETA is recruiting for a WORKFORCE PROGRAM COORDI- NATOR. Responsible for coordinating employment development needs for the Pueblo of Isleta Adult and Youth. For complete position descriptions, log on to www.isletapueblo.com, career sec- tion of the home page. Fax to: 505-869- 2812, or email to poi70103@isleta pueblo.com Closing dates: Until Filled. PUEBLO OF ISLETA IS A DRUG FREE EMPLOYER. Drug Testing and Criminal Background completed prior to employment.

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CAN’T TOLERATEIRON PILLS?If you have Iron Deficiency Anemia and cannot take iron pills, talk to your doctor about a clinical research study with intravenous (IV) iron.

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