NinjalisticsDepartment of Accounts Receivable • Undisclosed location

www.ninjalistics.com

Date: _______________

Customer name: _____________________Address:____________________________________

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RE: Account #___________________ OMEGA

Dear honorable and valued customer,

We appreciate the honor of serving you in the tactical realignment of the obstacle(s) to your company’s increased profitability.

Our records indicate that your account is overdue more than 90 days in the amount of $__________. If you have already sent in your payment in full, please disregard this notice. One of our accountants will commit seppuku to atone for our mistake.

If you have not yet submitted your payment in full, then you may make your payment of the entire amount listed above and mail it using the enclosed envelope. You can also pay online at www.ninjalistics.com if you know your account name and password. Please make your payment before the end of the month to avoid interruptions to your blood flow.

Until payment is received, you may occasionally hear noises in your home as if someone were sharpening a steel blade. Rest assured, this is just one of our Accounts Payable personnel ready to assist you in bringing your account up to date.

Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. We hope to keep you as a customer.