new zealanddoing this a year after it was cool cos nz always get everything late

where

why

australiano

still waiting on season2 game of thrones

oh yeah like from flight of the conchords

rivalry with australia

think loki and thor

its onesided

new zealand: fuckin pavlovastealing aussies stealing all the attention with your blonde hotness h9 u

australia: HELLO LITTLE FRIEND YOU ARE SO CUTE I MADE YOU SOME SITCOMS TAKE THEM TAKE THEM ALL REMEMBER I LOVE YOU

no we are not part of australia

aus flag

cluttered

totally eweth

nz flagclass

elegancemodern

No colour scheme

see you after the zombie apocalypse fuckers

two islands

south islanders think north islanders are snobs north

islanders think south islanders are bogans

south island

farms

serial killers

north island

gangs

cities

also farms what country do u think im talking about bitch

in reality

we all have drinking problem

we only have 4

apparently rest of world has lots

12 citywoah

you’d think there’d be more stereotypes about each but we’re cool like that

i learnt from ugly betty that you guys call this a kiwi

honey no

kiwi fruit

kiwi

kiwis

a bird that evolved and gave up flight because its so fucking lazy

its our national bird

nicer than canadians

We are all fat or sporty and occasionally both

what is a politic

idk what this photo is but i feel it

drunk 3 days a week

the voice

milk in primary school

if u are not rugby or alcohol idk man

pretty

come and visit we enjoy your accents

maori

marae

hangi

hongi

treaty of waitangi

english: yeah u can be crown subjects and sell us land and we’ll trade u shit now sign thing

maori: k cool

white people lie: a world historydon’t trust them with ur shit

moko

rugby

you either love it

or pretend to love it

nobody knows the percentage that pretends but we suspect its quite high

the french bet us in the world cup when i was 12 and we fell into a national depression

final: sheep

yes we have alot

get off our dicks okay we have cows too

more than people

this is a movie called blacksheep

basically zombie sheep

In a country where sheep outnumber humans 8:1 it is a relevant fear ok

im not gonna lie i cried while watching

Lambs fucking expensive now here do you understand this sacrifice

save nz eat more kebabs please

Kiaora this means goodbye and also hello