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8/3/2019 New Cads Report July 2011v2
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CADS Report publishes private, secret, and classified nonsense about the state of the UK from anonymous news sources.
CADS REPORTJuly 2011
NETHERLANDS TO GIVEGREECE A SHIP LOAD OF
OF USELESS EUROS...WE CANNOT AFFORD TOLET GREECE DEFALT UNTIL ISELL MY GREEK VILLA SAYSDUTCH CASINO MANAGERJAN THE MAN DE JAGER.
CADS PHONE HACK ATTACK
Murdoch inspired Phone hack attack on
CADS members reveals nothing as most
members don't know how to use one. Pigeon
post, smoke and tin cans with string preferred
ways to communicate.
PIGEON POST
Issue No: Two http://cads-amsterdam.org/
FORSALE
CORRUPTOS ISLAND
ELGINM
ARBLES
NOT INCLUDED
EUROSNOTEXCEPTED
SWISSFRANCSPREFERRED
non compos mentis
CADS PHONE
HACK ATTACK
OUR DAVE IN SEWER WITHDAILY TORYGRAPH
by Peter Osborne
Sooner or later prime ministers make a fatal mistake from
which there is no ultimate recovery. With Tony Blair it was
the Iraq war and the failure to find weapons of mass
destruction. With John Major it was Black Wednesday and
sterlings eviction from the Exchange Rate Mechanism.
With David Cameron a series of disgusting revelations
concerning his friends and associates from Rupert
Murdochs News International has permanently and
irrevocably damaged his reputation.
DearElgin,
Rememberthosemarblesyou
borrowed when we werekids? Well I've got my
self
intoaspotofbother andI
was wondering if I could
have themback so that I
canflogthemoneBay?
YoursIn-Sincerely,
G.Reece.
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There i s subs ta nt ia l ev idenc e of
incompetence in the Belastingsdienst.
Loonheffing bills correctly paid go
unrecorded, resulting in the enforcement
mechanism trundling into action against
law-abiding businesses. The situation has
now got so bad that the automatic
telephone answering service at the
Belastingdienst Leiden cuts off many callers
who are ringing to complain. If a call isfinally successful, the invariable response is
that they can do nothing by phone, and
dont have email, so one must write by snail
mail. Being tough and entrepreneurial, the
average Dutch small businessman at this
point gives up trying to help the tax office,
and waits for the court summons so he can
have his day in court. But the tax office
bypasses this part of the system by applying
for a bailiff distraint order directly without
the benefit of a court process. Finally, after
turning away the bailiffs, the business can
apply to the court for a review.
Eventually, the Belastingsdienst drops
the case, but accepts no responsibility and
often doesnt even turn up at court to
explain itself.
END OF EURO IN SIGHT
Prices to fall back to 1/2 price pre-euro
period. This will apply to everything from
house prices to hookers.
DAVID CAMERON KILLS BBC WORLD SERVICE
Rather than cut ridiculous DJ salaries, Dave
Chipping Norton Cameron prefers the
BBC to cut off its most influential listening
group in Europe the Wyndham Set.
Dave the grimreaper Cameron
KILLS BBCWORLD
SERVICE.WINSTON
CHURCHILLROLLS IN HISGRAVE AND
CAUSESJAPANESETSUNAMI.
IN GREECE, THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNED HAVE AN AGREEMENT: THE GOVERNMENT
CHARGES HIGH TAXES, BUT THE PAYMENT IS VOLUNTARY.
IN THE NETHERLANDS, THE GOVERNMENT CHARGES HIGH TAXES..... THEN AGAIN, AND AGAIN,
AND AGAIN, AND AGAINSTUCK IN AN ENDLESS LOOP IT CANNOT ESCAPE.
Dutch Poultry farmers get 10
more years to clip beaks without
anaesthetic
Poultry farmers do not have to stop clipping birds'
beaks without anaesthetic until 2021, farm minister
Henk Bleker said on Thursday. A ban on clipping beaks without anaestheticwas introduced in 2001 but successive farm ministers
have delayed its introduction. However, farmers will
have to switch to a new method of beak removal
using infra red light which is already used for turkeys,
Bleker said.
The beaks of some 37 million birds are currently
removed every year on Dutch poultry farms to stop
the birds pecking each other.
PARTHENOMICSGREEK Versus DUTCH
TAX SYSTEM
CHICKEN-GATE
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We have an interesting agenda for the
summer:
This month there will not be a speaker;
however, we will be joined by senior
m em b er s o f G N E ( G en o o t s c h a p
Nederland-Engeland). During the lunch we
plan to debate the recent cessation of BBC
World Service in Benelux, and our reaction
to it. If you have views on this subject, or
would like to meet our GNE visitors, please
do make the effort to attend.
We will enjoy the culinary and aesthetic
delights of the Apollo terrace if it is warm
and sunny.
In August, we will up sticks andrelocate once again to the Dutch
International Cricket Ground, where John
Richardson has been kind enough not only
to organize a lunch, but also a cricket clinic
for those who would like to hone their skills.
Im afraid that in my case it would require a
full resuscitation team.
And in September we have the golf
trophy challenge cup, courtesy of Inder
Singh. This wil l be held at the
Haarlemmermeersche GC in Cruquius onthe 16th September at 1230, followed by a
dinner at the club at 1800 for both players
and non-players alike. Please let me know
on [email protected] if you will attend
in either capacity. Enough of the CADS issues, and onto the wider world. By the time you read
this, I expect the dreadful Rebekah Brooks
will have resigned in shame and disgrace
from the cesspit of News International she
has created with Robert Murdoch and his
son. Various police officers, including a
senior one, will have been charged with
corruption, and the practices of the British
press will be in the same sewer as UK
politicians expenses and Iraqs WMDs.
David Cameron will emergetarnished, but still with a shiny Eton coat,
despite the arrest of his chief PR man Andy
Coulson on bribery charges. And will limp
on for another 3 years before losing the next
election.
As the halcyon days of a Dutch
summer get underway, we can thank God
that there are still some diverse, interesting
and fundamentally decent people left in theworld, and that we are meeting for a good
lunch!
TWO TRILLION INSECTS KILLED ON DUTCH
CARS EVERY YEAR
Almost two trillion insects are killed by
being splattered on Dutch cars every year,
new research has found.
HOLLAND SEE OFF KENT IN ROTTERDAMHolland claimed their third win of the 2011
Clydesdale Bank 40 campaign against Kent
on Sunday thanks to a thrilling innings from
captain Peter Borren.
Met PoliceAssistant
CommissionerJohn Yates has
quit aftergrowing
pressure amidthe phone-
hacking scandal
IT IS WITH JOYFUL ANTICIPATION AND SOME TREPIDATION THAT I FACE MY FIRST LUNCHEON AS
CHAIRMAN. PLEASE FORGIVE ME THE INEVITABLE MISTAKES. I WILL MAKE IN THE COMING
MONTHS (NO DOUBT YOU WILL TRAIN ME ALONG THE WAY!).
CHAIRMANS CORNER
PAGE THREE.
SCANDALOUS
OUTRAGIOUS
APPALLING
WillDaveSurvive(ToryLongKnive
sBeingSharpened)?
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