Naughty Text SMS

8/11/2019 Naughty Text SMS

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Naughty Text SMSMy eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only you were selected.

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Because I needed a monkey

for an advertisement.

Height Of Bad Luck. . .

I Just Wanted To KISS

a CHARMING,

INTELLIGENT

&

MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth

ButMy Lips

Can’t Touch My Cheeks

Do u know what is GIRL?

G-Ghost

I-In

R-Real

L-Life

So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional

in ghost handling……..

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.

Then assemble the pieces….

U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Life Without Girls

The result

Markets silent

Streets empty

The police at rest

All mobile companies in loss

No SMS

No Flowers

No Valentine

No Candles

No Perfumes

All the men directed to Heaven

A pathan want to commit suicide,

When asked: Why are you crying?

Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend

& i can”t live without my friend.

From the moment I saw u

I wanted to be inside u

I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels

the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..

I want you,

to be with me in a nice Restaurant

to have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….



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“Pay The Bill”

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money,

Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.He took me from a bar,

He took me in his car,

He took my top off,

He puts his lips on mine,

but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!” 4 Comments

Naughty SMS MessagesNike has announced

production of its latest

model of shoes.

It is heavier than normal

and has design especiallysuitable for throwing at President.

Today is International Handsome Boys

and Beautiful Girls day!

So send this message to someone

who looks smart and cute…

Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?

Boy: 30 to 40 times.

Girl: are you mad.?

Boy: no I am hairstylist.

What is 143 ?

I love u..

No..

I hate u..

No..

I miss u..

No..

I wish u..

NO..

143 means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.

Concentrate on Maths,

And not on Romance:)

There have been many time in 2008

when I may disturbed you

troubled u

irritated u

bugged u

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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in New year.

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.

Please give your contribution to my collection.

A small condition is, It must be on

100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

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Evolution of Man:

Without Marriage “Spider Man”

On Marriage Day “Super Man”

After Marriage “Gentle Man”

If wife is beautiful then rest of life

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“Watch Man”

Man asked to his wife:

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said: Some where I have never been!

Man said: How about the kitchen?

THE

TWO

DANGEROUS

WEAPONS

IN

THE

WORLD

MORE

POWERFUL

THAN

NUCLEAR

BOMBS

1. A Girl’s Smile.

2. A Girl’s Tears.

Things in boys room!

Before Marriage:

Perfumes

Love Letters

Gifts

Friendship Cards

After Marriage:

Pain Killers

Loan Papers

Unpaid Bills

List for Shopping

Happy Unmarried Life

Never ask for hug,

Just take it.

Never ask do you love me,

Just say I love you.

Never say I can’t live without you,

Just say I live for you.

You have been trained.Now go and flirt

Wife: I am the book of your life.

Husband: Yes exactly you are right.

If you were a calendar of my life,

then once a year I’ll change it.

If you like my sms,

It means I’m smart.

If you save,

means you agree I’m smart.

If you forward my sms,

means you spread that I’m smart.

If you delete my sms,

means you are jealous becauseI’m smart.



Some times when I Cry,

No one see my tears.

When I am worried,

No one see my pain.

When I am happy,

No one see my smile.

ButWhen a girl come close to me,

Then every one see that.Leave a comment

Naughty SMSGirl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue

monkey like u should b kept in the zoo

don’t get angry you’ll find me there too

not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!

A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell.

Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Father to son:

If You don’t pass your Exams this time

Don’t call me DAD,

After some days……..

Father:How is your result?

Son:Sorry Saab.

Very important health tips for 2009

don’t eat

burgers,

pizzas,

chat,

ice cream,

&

chocolate,

Without

ME!

WARNING!

Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!

But..

How lucky u r…..!

“No Brain”

“No Tension”

Friendship

Is

A

Sea

&

Friends r fishes.

u r my golden fish.

i will keep u safe.

if u try to go away 4rm me

i will Fry u

PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICEDear God, I beg u!

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Give me the wisdom

to understand my boss.

Give me the Love to forgive him.

Give me the patience to understand his deeds.

But Dearest God,

don’t give me the Power

because if u give me the PowerI’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

If a paper comes very tough in exam.

Just close your eyes for a moment.

Take a deep breath and say loudly.

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This is a very interesting subject,

I want to study it again.

Hi, How are you…?

Are you free tomorrow..?

Can you come to me..?

Because tomorrow we are opening new

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Mental Hospital

admission free, special offer for you.

Teacher asked to a boy.

What’s the difference between

young age and old age..?

Boy: In young age there are

girls phone numbers in mobile

and in old age there are doctors numbers.

Old phrase:

A bird in hand is better

than to in bush.

New phrase:

A boot on bush is

better than two in foot

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